#bbbad

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Yiiiiha

ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʏ I ᴡᴀs ʙᴏʀɴ

Tʜᴇ ɴᴜʀsᴇs ᴀʟʟ ɢᴀᴛʜᴇʀᴇᴅ ‚ʀᴏᴜɴᴅ

Aɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ ɢᴀᴢᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴡɪᴅᴇ ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀ

Aᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴊᴏʏ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʜᴀᴅ ғᴏᴜɴᴅ

Tʜᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴅ ɴᴜʀsᴇ sᴘᴏᴋᴇ ᴜᴘ

Sᴀɪᴅ „ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜɪs ᴏɴᴇ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ“

Sʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴀᴡᴀʏ

Tʜᴀᴛ I ᴡᴀs ʙᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏɴᴇ

Bᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏɴᴇ

Bᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏɴᴇ

B-B-B-B-Bᴀᴅ

B-B-B-B-Bᴀᴅ

B-B-B-B-Bᴀᴅ

Bᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏɴᴇ

I ʙʀᴏᴋᴇ ᴀ ᴛʜᴏᴜsᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛs

Bᴇғᴏʀᴇ I ᴍᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ

I’ʟʟ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋ ᴀ ᴛʜᴏᴜsᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏʀᴇ, ʙᴀʙʏ

Bᴇғᴏʀᴇ I ᴀᴍ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ

I ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ʙᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀs ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ʙᴀʙʏ

Yᴏᴜʀs ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀs ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ

I’ᴍ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʏᴀ ʜᴏɴᴇʏ

Tʜᴀᴛ I’ᴍ ʙᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏɴᴇ

Bᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏɴᴇ

B-B-B-Bᴀᴅ

B-B-B-Bᴀᴅ

B-B-B-Bᴀᴅ

Bᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏɴᴇ

I ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴀ ʀɪᴄʜ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ ʙᴇɢ

I’ʟʟ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ sᴛᴇᴀʟ

I’ʟʟ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴀɴ ᴏʟᴅ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ ʙʟᴜsʜ

Aɴᴅ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴀ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ɢɪʀʟ sǫᴜᴇᴀʟ

I ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ʙᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀs ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ʙᴀʙʏ

Yᴏᴜʀs ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀs ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ

I’ᴍ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʏᴀ ʜᴏɴᴇʏ

Tʜᴀᴛ I’ᴍ ʙᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏɴᴇ

B-B-B-B-Bᴀᴅ

B-B-B-B-Bᴀᴅ

B-B-B-B-Bᴀᴅ

Bᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏɴᴇ

Aɴᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ I ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛʀᴇᴇᴛs

Kɪɴɢs ᴀɴᴅ Qᴜᴇᴇɴs sᴛᴇᴘ ᴀsɪᴅᴇ

Eᴠᴇʀʏ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ I ᴍᴇᴇᴛ

Tʜᴇʏ ᴀʟʟ sᴛᴀʏ sᴀᴛɪsғɪᴇᴅ

I ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʏᴀ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ʙᴀʙʏ

Wᴇʟʟ ʏᴀ sᴇᴇ I ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴍʏ ᴏᴡɴ

I’ᴍ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʏᴀ ʜᴏɴᴇʏ

Tʜᴀᴛ I’ᴍ ʙᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏɴᴇ

Bᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏɴᴇ

B-B-B-B-Bᴀᴅ

B-B-B-Bᴀᴅ

B-B-B-Bᴀᴅ

Bᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏɴᴇ @bigbonzo

Bad To The Bone by George Thorogood & The Destroyers

[askthe-littlepoet]

[slender-hero]

they call me the grain eater

[wish-i-were-heather]

ok goodnight people i dont wanna end u doing what i did that one noogjt

[confinesofmy]

spring got me feeling some kind of way. i vacuumed my trunk yesterday. spur of the moment. one second i was bringing in the pet food because it's supposed to rain this weekend, the next i had an extension cord and a vacuum cleaner hauling ass down the steps. my trunk hasn't looked this good in years. what was that.

[selfshippinglover]

First date idea I strap you down to the operating table and perform a vivisection on you

BARK BARK BARK HI HELLLOO ANON

First date idea I shudder and whimper underneath your inquisitive gaze and the cool metal of whatever tools you've designated appropriate to cut into me with. I shudder and whimper pathetically while begging you to cut deeper, to touch whatever parts of my insides you desire, to let me be the perfect victim, your favorite experiment. Test out your twisted thoughts on me and watch as I crawl back everytime no matter how much it hurts <33

[angeltism]

hiii ! we're still in suuper bad pain but somehow kokoa mention always manages to bring me to front ♪ and i didnt get a good chance to talk to you before cuz you were always upset when i was in front ! so hiii :3 - 🔪

Hello there Myriad !! It's nice to finally talk to uu , fufufu ! ^__^

[fivestxrmichelin]

oh ew i fffucking hhate it haha.

[ourphysicalromance]

the I want a Boyfriend Crowd when they have to talk to the guy they like

[tu-recuerdo-es-mi-resac4]

I'm a $ad girl

I'm a Bbbad giRl

[rranbboo]

iii wwannaa ttallk tto ssoourrce mmates ssso bbbad :[

[chipsonthemenu]

tell me about your headcanons!!

EHEWHEEHHE HI AURORA THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME YELL

okay so basic list stuff:

chip: he/him transmasc greyaroace bi and has. some sort of back problems. also his pinkie that i keep forgetting about! also adhd too bro has 0 attention span /pos

jay: she/they transfem bisexual and BBBAD KNEE....thought she had this in canon but i might be mixing them up with mari omori.....occasional mobility aids that ollie helped her decorate :3

gil: any pronouns agender aroace but is very down for qprs. autism as hell <3 also probably other stuff i cant think of rn OH GLASSES GIL FR

ollie: THEY/THEM GENDERQUEER UNLABELLED SCREAMING IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS THE LITTLE BOY THE KEEP ONNTHE SHIP IS A GENDERNEUTRAL TERM DO YOU SEE MY VISION. also probably needs glasses. to me. and heavily adhd n autism

drey: they/them nb unlebelled nblm. gots their arms yk 👍 also kinda strikes me at nd in some way fight me on this

gryffon: okay. hear me out. they/he/she nb panromantic asexual. please. do you see my vision. also their arm and autism. gryffon is autism do you hear me.

finn: he/she genderfluid pansexual bro is a whore. also love the idea of fully mute finn and she is autism as FUCK DO YOU HEAR MEEEE

earl: nobody escapes from my queerness beam not even earl. he/him cismasc bisexual. bad back bad knees uses a cane. old man shit but also he hits people with the cane and uses it when making juice sometimes. ollie put fruit stickers all over it once and he actually kinda likes it but will never say that

queen: MY LOVE. MY ONE AND ONLY. ANY PRONOUNS PANGENDER AROACE. THEY HAVE AUTISM AND TICS (IM BLANKING ON WHAT THATS CALLED) AND STRIKES ME AS SOMEONE WHO NEEDS MOBILITY AIDS BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT FOR. XE ARE JUST LIKE ME FR AND I LOVE HER WITH EVERYTHING IN MY BEING

lizzie: she/her transfem lesbian. shit vision not jusy due to her eye but just in general. refuses to wear glasses

caspian: they/he libramasc achillean demisexual :) sssooooo many jrwi characters strike me as mobility aid users despite me not being one and caspian is no exceptionnnnnnn to this

john: sorry bee but. he/him cismasc VERY VERY GAY. MARSHALL JOHN IS A MAN LIKER. ALSO VERY AUTISM AND ADHD

niklaus: throwing in motherfucker too because i do have stuff. she/they/lun/he transfem genderfluid bisexual. thats it

i thibk thats everyone i wanted to yell about lmk OH FUCK ALPHONSE

alphonse: dont care. doing the silly. it/they/he agender aroace i do not care if they are the boat now it deserved better and he gets my headcanons

okay thats everyone i think thank you for letting me scream <3

LIED. LIED SO BAD.

jaz: JASMINE DRAAAAKE <3 he/they transmasc gay with autism and why do i see him having a prosthetic arm. no idea why okay i think thats ACTUALLY everyone now

edyn: she/e cisfem sapphic HOW DID I ALMOST FORGET HERRRRR

ensa: omg her. they/she transfem nb lesbain asexual. got her prosthetic leg and probably adhd

kira: SHE/THEY TRANSFEM SAPPHIC KIRA IS A WOMAN KISSER mwa love her

okay. goodbye fr this time i promise

wait no i wanna do the apoth crew too as an apotheosis enjoyer

peter: they/he transmasc demiboy with so much autism that likes men. also probably post-campaign cane user the shit they went through can fuck someone up

rumi: any pronouns genderfluid pansexual. there is some sort of thing i think they have (i dont think its imposter syndrome) but its something about never actually seeing herself because changeling shit yk idk

thanatos: it/they unlabelled :) doesnt need labels doesnt want em :)

OKAY. I THINK THATS IT FUCK EXANDROTH RESPECTFULLY OKAY WAHOO HOPE YOU ENJOYED MY UNGODLY LONG POST

[bigboobyhalo]

bbbad got a book with coordinates in his house ?

[onthenightwatch]

yyyesss. Bbbad Liar.

-W

I need to leave, Will.

[lovemari]

i want her so bbbad rn its not FAIR ໒꒰ྀི ╥﹏╥ ꒱ྀིა

[fivestxrmichelin]

mnnm ddont nneed anyonr bbut hher rriguf nnow so ggonns bbe away