#battleships.ship

[nekropsii]

Cursed OC Ask: who amongst your OCs would own a Yaoi Paddle in order of most to least likely

I know you said “amongst my OCs,” but the true answer is so easy that I can’t possibly decline stating it. So, apologies in advance for deviating from your intended formula here.

Khanda and Argebi have joint ownership of the Yaoi Paddle and battle for its usage regularly. How much irony is being employed in their long-term possession of such a cursed artifact is unclear.

Paddlekind.