#battle of the chrises

[disasterbiwriter]

Evans this, Pine that. We all know which Chris is truly the best.

[domestick-clairvoyante]

fuck the battle of the chrises (hollywood) it's time for the battle of the chrises (new zealand)

[leoleofitz]

NZ is currently watching a leaders debate between the two major parties and they're both called Christopher. So that's 🫤 merry chrisis

[tiredsurvivoronmain]

Get swarmed, idiot

[devils-little-sista]

There needs to be more about Chris Rodriguez. I need to know his entire personality and life story. And we barely have any crumbs of him. So much potential to be one of the most interesting characters of the entire series. And we barely know anything about him. There needs to be more.

[nooooooooooooooooooooone]

Ireland, land of my ancestors, I salute you 💚 Everyone knows you could have won the cup and would have deserved it. Knock-out tournaments are so cruel.

Having said that...

after last night's election results and the dreaded but inevitable emergence of Humpty-Trickle-Down-Dumpty as the victorious Chris, I needed something to cheer about today, and an underdog All Blacks side pulling it together when it counts, defying all odds and showing courage and strength of character to win a match EVERYONE thought they would lose is IT 🙌🖤🤍🇳🇿

my man Sam Cane - what a guy 😭😭 the only time I have ever said "yee the boys" unironically

[catquenn]

I want to see more of Annabeth's, Silena's Clarisse's, Katie's, Grover's, Chrises, Travises, Connor's, Charles, and maybe Percy's too, friendship.

Don't get me wrong, I love the rest of the Seven Reyna, Nico and so on, but them...

Annabeth would talk sh!t about her crush on Percy to girls

When Percy and Annabeth were gone during Capture The Flag, in Battle Of Labirynt the rest would made sure, the search party wouldn't go near popular make-out spotts

Girls would've help Connor with his crush on Malcolm

Grover and Connor would third-wheel together (not always)

Ladies would have girls nights very often (they would make Clarisse to join them) (sometimes with Lou Ellen, Juniper or Thalia too), eventually Connor would be a part of those

He would tell Charles and Travis what Katie and Silena said about them (the rest was in denial of theirs feellings)

Charles was the only person Percy told about his crush on Annabeth

Annabeth and Chris would be besties

Same with Silena and Travis

Clarisse would pretend that she doesn't care about them, but beat up people if they said something mean to or about them

They also used to be really close with Luke, before Percy came to the Camp, and Luke betrayed them

Grover would be really protective of Annabeth, thinking that he failed Thalia and Luke, so he didn't want to fail Annabeth too

They would steal each other clothes

Like Percy got a pair of new shoes? The next day Travis walks around in them

One day Chiron cought Annabeth in hoodie she stole from Percy, who stole it from Charles who stole it form Clarisse, who took it from Chris, who took it from Silena, who took it from Katie, who took it from Travis, who stole it from Connor, who took it from Grover's closet (Who got it from Juniper, who bought it with Lou's money she borrowed from Malcolm, who on the other hand, got it from Lee Flatcher, who found it in Michael's Yew jacket, who got it from Will who found it on the street)

During the Titans Curse they adopted Nico

[fireheartwraith]

People complaining about Alison are boring, I'm sorry but it's the truth

1) we know basically nothing about the character and a lot of the hate is based on assumptions

2) it's not changing the source material but adding to it. In the books, we follow exclusively Percy's pov. Now, we have the opportunity to expand that. Imagine how much harder the battles and the themes would hit if we cared for and understood the demigods on Luke's army as well as we care for and understand the demigods on camp half-blood? Their bonds, how they care for each other, and why did they align themselves with the titans. Imagine getting more Ethans and Chrises. This is a win to me

[chris-battle]

welcome to the battle of the chrises 2023

heavily inspired by @john-battle and @jamesbracket

youve probably seen a million of these intro posts so heres the rules

Real people are allowed, but it will be based on submission count and only 3 real people will be included

No OCs

No HP characters or whatever the fuck

No spamming submissions for a single character, but you are free to submit as many different submissions for as many characters as you like

Do not submit Jesus Christ

what variants of Chris count as valid submissions?

The name Chris itself

Kris

Cris

Chrissy

Christopher

Kristoff

Christina

Christine

Christian

Cristiano

Any other variant of Chris that I have not listed down

Any nickname as long as their full name is confirmed to have Chris in it

Any variant of Chris used as a middle or last name

submissions closed

[dadbodfanatic-x]

Listen, I know there’s a war of the best Chris but you all obviously have to know it’s pine right? I know he’s like the most underrated but he’s got the most range. All his movies are bangers, period

Star Trek, fuck me up Captain Kirk

Rise of the guardians, Fuck me up Jack Frost

Outlaw kings, Wonder Woman, finest hour, FUVKING INTO THE WOODS?!

Bangers all of them. MAN HAS RANGE.

[korrjen]

It is only in Australia that you find two Chrises pitted against one another in the violent battle of whose bicep is bigger.

[lilsnooks010]

Tbh, Chris Pine will always be my fave because he was my first love out of the four Chrises but here’s my Battle of the Chrises bracket.

[dorsetti]

Aaron and Robert cannot agree on which famous Chris™ is the best Chris™, but they would both put out for Idris Elba no questions asked, bless them.

[nero-in-a-petticoat]

In the Battle of the Chrises, I think we all know the winner is Steve Trevor.

[whimsicalworldofme]

Pine is my favorite Chris. Followed closely by Evans.

Credits to owner😋

[itssebastianevans]

let’s make it happen