#batman to self looking down at a cuniform papyrus tablet with google open: i’m not apologizing for benching a child from an active war zone

[risingmoonyue]

I imagine the languages getting increasingly more eldrich, strange and all-round obscure. Some of them cause hallucinations of the final galaxy wide war of long dead civilizations and also shift alphabets exactly every 2.467 seconds. Both Marvel and Batman are vibrating in excitement (Billy because holy moly I didn’t realize I knew these languages they’re so cool Mr. Batman lookie—! Bruce because they’re so fun to solve it’s like a brain teaser :))) he knew his languages hyper-fixation would come in handy take THAT Jason!!), and meanwhile the league decided to set apart a room specifically for these reports because they’re starting to warp reality around them. Batman asked Marvel to read one aloud and it set a computer on fire. Constantine took one look at them and immediately turned around swearing up a storm and chugging a bottle of tequila. He refuses to stand within 60 feet of them on report days.

When Billy’s mad at Batman he fills out justice league reports in dead languages

[apollo18]

When Billy’s mad at Batman he fills out justice league reports in dead languages

[ambisinistous-blog]

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#Batman to self looking down at a cuniform papyrus tablet with Google open: I’m not apologizing for benching a child from an active war zone#Batman when he figured out it’s not only in cuneiform but also a complex cipher: I am NOT apologizing!#Batman#Billy batson#shazam#Captain marvel#dc

When Billy’s mad at Batman he fills out justice league reports in dead languages

[bayofalgecirascranes]

#Batman to self looking down at a cuniform papyrus tablet with Google open: I’m not apologizing for benching a child from an active war zone#Batman when he figured out it’s not only in cuneiform but also a complex cipher: I am NOT apologizing!#Batman#Billy batson#shazam#Captain marvel#dc

When Billy’s mad at Batman he fills out justice league reports in dead languages