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BruceHal: *screaming at each other in the middle of a League mission*
Bruce: Maybe if you had a mature bone in your powerade fueled body-
Hal: Well maybe if you weren't such a colossal dicknugget then-
Justice League :This is just so unhealthy, can you imagine what the fights are like in private? Those poor kids constantly being exposed to this.
Meanwhile, the batkids:
Jason: *gagging* We get it y'all love each other sheesh.
Duke: *covering Damian's eyes and ears* They’re kids here! Get a room and stop flirting in front of everyone!
Dick: Your mating ritual is scaring the League. Keep the sexual tension down plz for the love of god.
Cass: *reading body language* Bonk, horny jail?
Tim: *gravely* Yes, bonk horny jail.
#jl: fighting like that is toxic#batkids: the rituals are intricate you wouldnt understand#asdfghjklk#cass loving memes is one of my favourite headcanons lol#brucehal#batlantern headcanon#batlantern#bruce wayne#Hal Jordan#batkids#batlanternfam#the batkids are disgusted by this behaviour but they're glad theyre not the only ones suffering this time
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Headcanon: Everyone just assumes that between Bruce and Hal that Bruce is the disciplinarian and Hal’s just there to look pretty. But one of these men was raised in a strict military family and the other one drove his butler wild with his rich kid shenanigans. So the JL are in for a shock when BruceHal are off-world on a mission and the Bat kids have somehow set 2/3 of the Gotham harbour on fire. Like the water’s on actual fire.
Barry: We’re going to tell Batman!
Batkids: *look at each other and shrug*
Batkids: Weird flex but okay.
Superman: And I guess we should tell Green Lantern as well?
Batkids:...disperse!
#The innate power of Step-Dad Hal......#batlantern#brucehal#bruce wayne#hal jordan#also Duke is Hal's favourite yes I make the rules#and Damian is a close second#batkids#batlanternfam
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Headcanon: Everyone just assumes that between Bruce and Hal that Bruce is the disciplinarian and Hal’s just there to look pretty. But one of these men was raised in a strict military family and the other one drove his butler wild with his rich kid shenanigans. So the JL are in for a shock when BruceHal are off-world on a mission and the Bat kids have somehow set 2/3 of the Gotham harbour on fire. Like the water’s on actual fire.
Barry: We’re going to tell Batman!
Batkids: *look at each other and shrug*
Batkids: Weird flex but okay.
Superman: And I guess we should tell Green Lantern as well?
Batkids:…disperse!
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