#bathpost
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I am having. A day. and so I truly cannot overstate how grateful I am to the universe that I have a large bathtub in which I can soak like a disaffected, chain smoking, 1920's Parisian socialite
#me#bathpost#hitting the pen does not has nearly the same aplomb as chain smoking with a dry martini but oh well#(the midol's not helping today. we drove past something on the road and Lily said 'oh it's just a squirrel' and i#burst into tears because even the squirrel's life was precious. i am straight up not having a good time lads)
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baths are like swimming but the wtaer is hot and yuo cant swim
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yall can tell when im in the bath cuz i bathpost pretty hard
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Bouta take a dip in that bitch
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There is something so holy and sacred about a girl and her bathtime
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My back hurts. You know what that means, right? Time to lay in the bath and eat spaghetti-o’s from the can
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yknow i think im at a point where i like. don’t hate my body. like im just tired of constantly picking over everything. i wasted so much of my teenage years berating a body that was barely developed and im just sick of it. i don’t wanna live like that forever yknow
#idk i was looking at myself in the mirror before i got in the bath and i was like#huh im really pretty actually#like#it felt good#which is a weird feeling#but not one i’m opposed to#anyways bathposting pt 2
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Literally me if my tub didn’t suck ass
My next place needs to have a bougie bathtub or else I’m investing in a large bucket
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how much is it taking a bath vs how much is it like i really like sitting and laying in a weird floating bowl is that ok or is that really weird if you look at it psychologically at all NO its fine im an animal. THIS thing runs out of hot water real fast i need to express that frustration because i am in the middle of a bathpost and now dont want to finish it
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The primary problem with living with a large bathtub is that I have an awfully hard time getting out when it's so relaxing inside
#gonna become a bath person now i guess. in my youth i nightposted. now i bathpost.#someone please tell me to get out it's legit been like 2 hours#but it retains the heat so well so the water is still warm. my candles are still lit. the window is open and the breeze is so cool. so cozy.#i called my wife but she said she would not bring a slice of prosciutto upstairs for me >:V#bathpost#me
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Getting into the bathtub and getting ready to bathpost like: she archimedes on my principal til I exert upward buoyant force
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normalize bathposting. im boiling in a soup as we speak.
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What’s a little bathposting between tumblr users
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also with my bathposting i've been using the like dr teals foaming whatever the fuck which has epsom salt in it and i think it rly has been helping a lot with any soreness/aches i have from standing all day. Crazy how when you use medicine it helps you feel better
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bathposting 🛁
#thats it thats the psot#i haaaaate having to soak monkey brain gets so bored#but it helps my bitchass joints :(
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I’m gonna sound crazy, just bear with me for a moment.
Eat soup in the bathtub.
You are soup. The soup is soup. Eat the soup in the soup. Screw the mindful eating thing. Sometimes you gotta give in to the urge to eat like an animal. Because you are an animal. And you are also soup.
#I haven’t bathposted in a while#gotta initiate the new mutuals#and also my back hurts#so I’m laying in the bath eating soup from the can#harpy overshares
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