#bathat

[isitcoolth4tisaidallthat]

IF YOU LIKE

-Phoebe Bridgers

-Boygenuis

-Ethel Cain

-Fiona Apple

let me recommend…

Susannah Joffe!!!

she is an incredibly talented indie artist who has amazing visuals on spotify. i cant recommend her enough. i would love to see her become more popular. she is so underrated and i recommend her to anyone and everyone who likes Ethel Cain and Phobe.

Wyldest !!

Zoë Mead is the mastermind behind the beautiful songs of hers. she is self described “doom-pop” , so if you’re into that go for it. she has 4 albums, and a beautiful voice, so i suggest checking her out.

Alice Markham

Alice is based in the UK, yet has a subtle southern twang (in my opinion) in her music. her music gives strong Kacey Musgrave vibes, but very elegant. she released her EP “Tides”, this year. also she kinda gives a bit of Mitski vibes.

bathhat

if you like Sufjan Stevens and gentle yet intensely emotional beats, you will most likely enjoy bathat. his album titled “half the time” is so good. he’s like a slightly british Sufjan.

all of these artists deserve recognition. i suggest all of them, and hey, they’re relatively small, so you can be an “og” fan ;)

[casp1an-sea]

Star Wars But Better Part 1

here’s the link to the master post so you can get part one: Master post

releasing part one because I’m bored as hell

this is a story I wrote a while back, I think it was sophomore year? Basically I replaced Luke Skywalker with @xen-blank. If you don’t know them and you’re a Star Wars fan, I think it’s still pretty funny.

not all of this is my words because I did take things directly from the script of the movie. If something is in quotations it’s a direct quote that I wanted you to know it was a direct quote.

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A Long Time Ago In a Galaxy Far Far Away…

Civil war… Rebel spaceships…  striking from a hidden base… won their first  Victory… evil Galactic Empire… yada yada yada who cares

C3PO: (To R2) Did you hear that? They’ve shut down the main reactor. We’ll be destroyed for sure this is madness!

(Vader kills a bunch of guys and R2 gets some message. What's it for? I don’t know! He's very cryptic about it. Anyway he somehow knocks 3PO into an escape pod and the Kriffing Imperial Idiots scene no life in the pod so they don’t shoot it down. They land on a planet of sand… I hate sand… anyway who cares if they get captured by jawas or something. Either way they're not important so I’m not writing it!)

----Meanwhile on the Lars Ranch-—

Luc: (To droid) come on already! (Impatiently waits) Uhg you walk too slow! (Just picks the dang thing up and chuks it in the back of their speeder then drives off)

(Luc arrives at Anchorhead a woman angrily waves her fists at them as they drive by)

Old Woman: I told you kids to slow down around here!

(Luc ignores her and stops in front of the power station which is the only slightly interesting place on tatooine. It’s still hot as hell though so does it really matter? They walk into the station and see a rugged mechanic and Camie “a sexy” disheveled girl who is making out with the mechanic when Luc walks in.)

Luc: Ew

Waxer: Shut your porthole wormie

Luc: (Gives them an L) Losers

Camie: You're such a child!

Biggs: Well it seems like no ones changed!

(Luc turns to see their childhood Bestie Biggs Darklighter, “a burly handsome boy”)

Luc: Oh my gosh Bestie?! I didn’t know you were back!

Biggs: Yeah I’m surprised too. Nice to see you again wormie. I thought you’d be here. I certainly didn’t think you’d be out working. (laughs)

Luc: What’s that supposed to mean?

Biggs: (Laughs and ruffles their hair) It really is good to see you hot shot!

Luc: The academy hasn’t changed you much, but you’re back so soon. What happened? 

Biggs: Nothing bad, I got my commission. First mate biggs darklighter at your service (he salutes)

Luc: Man I’d love to see you with combed hair for once

Biggs: (Laughs) Well I came back because I wanted to say goodbye to all you land locked simpletons. (Pats them on the shoulder)

Luc: D-did you just touch me! That’s a hate crime! (Pretends to be appalled)

(Camie rolls her eyes)

Luc: Oh I almost forgot. (Speaks non shelauntly) There's a space battle going on. (Points to a spot in the sky where they had seen explosion through their micro binoculars earlier)

Waxer: Stop with that dumb bathat poodoo, I’m not falling for that again!

(Camie stares at the sky)

Camie: Yeah nice eyes wormie there's nothing up there.

Biggs: (Looks through macrobinoculars) Yeah sorry Luc they’re just sitting there. Probably refiling or something.

Luc: (Crosses arms) Well they were fighting earlier

Waxer: Yeah I don’t buy it!

Luc: Well that’s a you problem.

(Waxer shrugs and rolls his eyes, then drags Camie back into the station to play pool with Deak and Windy)

(Meanwhile Leia is insulting Vader and getting arrested)

(Luc and Biggs are walking outside drinking a “Malt Brew” (don’t ask me what that is) the others can be heard inside)

Luc: (Very animated) So then- get this because it was so cute! So next I went up to- Well, in the game in the game I was carrying all of these books, right? And they were super heavy, so- Ahh, it was so cute, so I picked the “intimacy up” choice- (this was written by Luc themself)

Biggs: You better take it easy Luc. You might be a good pilot but if you get too cocky you might end up as a decoration on the canyon wall.

Luc: Look who’s talking, you're the one who’s piloting big fancy starships!

Biggs: I’ve missed you kid!

Luc: Good! >:)

Biggs: Uh i didn’t come back to just say goodbye…

Luc: Don’t tell me you want to break up!

Biggs: What? Oh! (Laughs) Don’t mess with me like that!

Luc: Why’d you even hesitate? Oh whatever, what do you want to say?

Biggs: I made some friends at the academy

Luc: And you’re replacing me or some dumb druk

Biggs: This is serious (whispers) me and my buddies are gonna hop a ship and join the Alliance-

Luc: The rebellion? You’re gonna commit high treason! (Excitedly smiles)

Biggs: Hey don’t get so excited

Luc: Sorry breaking the law just sounds so much more fun than being stuck here!

Biggs: Then you should come with me

Luc: Bestie, you know my uncle. There’s no way he’s gonna let me have a life off this rock let alone join a kriffing war.

Biggs: What good is your uncle’s work if it’s taken over the empire? You know they are starting to nationalize commerce in the central systems. 

Luc: Wish I could tell him that

Biggs: It won’t be long before your Aunt and Uncle and maybe even you are merely tenants for the greater glory of the empire.

Luc: Nah because I’ll just take over the Empire before they can do that!

Biggs: You’d probably be a better leader then old Palpy.

Luc: Exactly!- Are you going to be around long?

Biggs: No, I'm heading out in the morning…

Luc: Then I guess I won’t see you.

Biggs: You never know. Keep a look out alright?

Luc: Yeah. I’m supposed to go to the Academy next rotation, after that I don’t know. I’m not gonna be some dumb pilot for pricy admirals to gauk over, thats for sure.

Biggs: Yeah (choked laugh) So long Luc (Messes with their hair)

(Biggs turns away and heads towards the power station)

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[mrsegbert]

Everyone in Arkham finds out Jervis has a crush on Batman and starts goofing on him and making fun of him hardcore.

Except for the Joker, who's seething with a jealous rage...

[sinihaukka]

(if there is someone with a lust for blood, I'm ready to be killed)

Anyway, I saw amazing artwork by @buttered-chicken and wanted to write something similar, but for the bathatter community. So, here we are.

[miniwonderadventures]

Maven found a pumpkin to hang out with. She tried telling it knock-knock jokes to make it laugh, but pumpkins don't have ears, so it couldn't hear her. #blythe #blythedoll #factoryblythe #tblblythe #bykylelefort #blytheadventures #outside #Fall #autumn #countryfall #instablythe #blythe4life #blythefall #blytheoutside #MaventheBlythe #blackblythe #blythefriends #blythepumpkin #pumpkin #bathat #loomknitting #loomknithat https://www.instagram.com/p/B3dua-dpFzt/?igshid=1tl9nszk4g34l

[idolatreclothing]

Looking for a fun accessory to help you brave the elements? My new soft sculpture bat hat design will keep you cozy and feeling magical. 🦇 💜 These quilted ears are so fun and with 19 felt colors and 16 fur colors to choose from, you can really get creative with this one. Also now included with each hat: a fleece lined adjustable (& detachable) chin strap! Whether you're flying down a snowy mountain peak or hanging upside down on monkey bars at your local park after dark, this practical addition keeps your hat snug and secure. Prefer to be less strapped in? Simply unhook it from the elastic loops hidden in the lining. ❄️💜 #hat #furryhat #idolatre #idolatreclothing #handmade #softsculpture #batears #animalhat #bathat #winter #fantasyfashion #headdress #headpiece #earhat https://www.instagram.com/idolatre/p/CZSkxEBvc01/?utm_medium=tumblr

[dreamerdecay]

Love my way 💚🦇💜 #lovemyway #goth #gothic #gothgoth #dyed #dyedgirls #witchy #conicalhat #bat #bathat #batty #battattoo #inked #pierced #altgirl #selfie #makeup #makeuplook #spooky #creepygirls #boneyard #jewelry #creepycute #halloween #boo #gothgirl

[travislouie]

Always fascinated by people with interesting hats. #bathat #bats

[man-bat-moved]

Thank you so much for the bat blobs!!! Theyve really brightened up my day. I've tried my hand at making a batblob for you! Here it is: https://aidn.jp/wowa/534159591 Be warned that the website has sound/music though.

AGDHHSHFHDHFHSHFHSHFHDH THIS IS AMAZING THANK YOU SO MUCH. this has made my day. watch that little man dance. wow. game changing.

sadly the audio wasn’t playing on my phone :(( but i played the song on youtube while i watched him dance :-]

[batfactory]

My newest gear for preventing basement sickness. Been sick since September from my last long work session in the underworld. Gotta be better about getting clean air. #rzmasks #bathat https://www.instagram.com/p/B4adz92hiNv/?igshid=1uhz83ok3clrj

[rivercove04]

Excited to share this item from my #etsy shop: Bat Hat #crochet #halloween #costume #bat #bathat #crochetbat #halloweencostume #handmade #crochet#supportlocal https://etsy.me/2IYaeOC https://www.instagram.com/p/B3sJZQon6dG/?igshid=14loh4ssypd1w

[boobsmcbalrog]

Day 2, we're ready for YOU. 😘🎩😘 #dragoncon #atlanta #travel #georgia #bathat #blacklips #goth #blondeswan #steampunk #conlife #ibuprofen #coffee #and #music #are #keeping #me #alive #コンベンション #コスプレ

[bremingo]

When the Tim Hortons squad notices that your cute hat game? Is on. point. ;)

[mrsegbert]

Fellas is it gay to create an intricate, ultimate fantasy wonderland for your crush enemy so he can be happy 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[blumfrey]

Switched up on you guys it's no longer bathatter it's batHATER

[shrimpscribbles]

Years later, Hatter is on the loose no doubt to cause turmoil and Batman is out looking for him every night except one because he has a very important charity gala he’s hosting. He sticks around for an hour or so before starting to leave on the bat shift again when he sees Tetch. Standing next to the punchbowl like how he used to except it looks like he’s looking for someone.

Oh, god, Bruce thinks. He’s looking for Alice, who he has indeed invited. But he calmly and confidently strides over to his place next to him and greets him. Jervis looks surprisingly happy to see him. Bruce ofc doesn’t mention at all that Jervis is a wanted man or that he should probably not be there (doesn’t want to make him feel trapped or anything) and they fall into a nice conversation. Bruce jokingly asks if he’s been having some punch since it used to take a few glasses of that to get him to talk to him so freely. Jervis grins and says that he’s just happy to see him and thanks him for being good to him back then, for being one of the only people nice to him besides Alice and that he misses him. Bruce then cautiously mentions he noticed Jervis looked like he was searching for someone. Jervis puts his hand gently on Bruce’s shoulder....leans in close and whispers, “I’m not here for Alice, Bruce...”

Bruce short circuits and blushes and just laughs, not knowing what the hell to respond to that, doesn’t even notice Jervis is pulling something out of his coat pocket and firing it into the ceiling while ordering everyone on the ground and to hand over cash and jewelry. Jervis looks down at Bruce who is on the ground now, glaring up at him. He apologizes and asks him not to take it personally and that he meant what he said earlier. Anyway long story short he escapes as a rich motherfucker, Batman goes after him and catches him, The End.

Not to be annoying but I’m gonna tag the King of Bathatter on this post @sinistarz

Bruce Wayne WOULD invite pre-Hatter Dr Jervis Tetch to a gala and hang out with the shy bastard next to the punch bowl for hours just to be nice at first but then gets a lil tipsy with him and finds out he’s kinda fun to be around once they’re comfortable together.