#bastardroomba

[ask-tfa-ministry-of-science]

Amaryllis, Bird of Paradise, Carnation Pink, Chrysanthemum General, Forget-Me-Not, Lilly-Of-The-Valley, Rose Dark Pink, and Tulip Variegated "You are the best Percy, we all love you" (Same for the mun ;3 )

Concealed Love | Joyfulness | I’ll Never Forget You | You’re a Wonderful Friend | Memories, Remember Me Always | Sweetness, Return to Happiness, You’ve Made My Life Complete | Thankfulness | Beautiful Eyes

He could have sworn those weren’t there a cycle ago.

He takes a moment to register the absurd number of flowers that have been left on his desk. He recognizes this one’s name. 

He stares at the note tied around the bundle for a click before walking off to get a larger beaker from the cabinets. The flask from earlier wouldn’t hold all of these flowers and he doesn’t intend to test that hypothesis, as he bases it on his precise and mathematic understanding of the world.

[[THE MUN IS SHORT-CIRCUITING. LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE.]]

[ask-blurr]

Hi, Blurr! I just wanted to thank you for being so neat and fast! Keep up all the great work!

Why thank you! I will - not that stopping is an option or even something I want to do in the first place.

[liaswritesrobots]

Hey hey, may I request a human reader x TFA Blurr fluff? As in reader and Blurr are just going for a night drive and end up star gazing? Can't help buy love my Speedbot.

You couldn't get to sleep no matter what you tried. You counted sheep, drank a warm cup of camomile tea, sprayed a lavender mist on your pillows. Nothing! Nothing is working! You walk out of your room and into the living room to see Blurr zipping through a stack of paperwork.

"Blurr?"

He looks up from his work and smiles at you, "Shouldn't you be in bed? Humans need a lot of sleep to function properly and-"

"I can't sleep." You say, cutting him off before he can start his well informed ramble on the human body that he's learned about thanks to his studies on earth.

"Oh. Do you need anything?"

"Can we go for a drive?"

"Of course!" He beams up.

He always loves going for drives, and taking you with him is just icing on the cake. He hops up and rushes out the door. You slip your shoes on and go outside to find him waiting in vehicle mode, engine already running. He opens the passenger door and you get in.

You two start driving down the road and he switches the radio onto some relaxing music. You start singing along to the music and he happily hums along with it.

"Do you wanna ride around the city or to the outskirts?" He asks.

"Hmmm," you stop singing and take a moment to think about it, "The outskirts. We can see the stars better there."

"Alright! Hold on."

He speeds up and zooms out of the city limits. You never get scared no matter how fast Blurr goes because you trust him and know he'd make sure you never get hurt. You like looking out the window and seeing everything look blurry as you go past them. He reluctantly starts slowing down as you two get out of the city. He prefers to just speed through everything but he knows you want to see the scenery.

You start pointing out landmarks and stars excitedly "Oh! Let's find a nice spot to stargaze!" You say.

"Oh I know just the spot!" He speeds up again.

Things are looking a little too blurry out the window now. You know he won't let anything happen to you but you still get a little worried. Then he starts slowing down again. You don't recognize where you are. Blurr lets you out and transforms. You get out and look up in amazement! You have no idea where he's brought you but the sky is beautiful! There are stars shimmering everywhere against the dark sky. There's no moon and no lights around so you can see all the stars so clearly. You're pretty sure you can even see the milky way!

"Hold on I'll be right back."

He dashes off and comes back with a big soft blanket in a manner of seconds. He lays it on the ground and sits down on it. You sit beside him and lean your head on his arm.

"This is beautiful Blurr! Where are we?"

"Tonopah Nevada. I found this place while driving around looking for decepticon activity. It was one of the two times I've stopped in my tracks because of a beautiful view."

"What's the second?"

"When I saw you."

Your cheeks heat up and he laughs.

He mass displaces and lays down on the blanket. You join him and begin pointing out constellations that you know. He puts an arm around you and press against his side, laying your head on his chest and listening to the soft hum of his spark. He starts talking about all the constellations viewable on Cybertron and even tells you a little history about some of the stars there. You two talk for hours and hours before you begin drifting off as Blurr is explaining one of the mythos behind constellation Tronus-One.

He stops in the middle of his ramble when he looks over and sees you snuggled up to him fast asleep with your face in his neck. He smiles and gently slips his arm out from under you before going back to regular size. He scoops you up and wraps you in the blanket before he transforms. He lets you sleep spread across his back seats and keeps the radio off so it doesn't wake you. He knows he should get you back home as soon as possible but he thinks he'll drive a little slower than he normally does, just to have you this close to him for a little while longer.

[rungalwaysheretolisten]

📖

Send 📖 for my muse to teach a skill to yours

“Now the trick that I learn when making model ships is that when your hands start to shake when your painting the arc ship, you just take a moment to breath and you just touch it lightly, if you make a mistake it okay, we can always go back later when it dry and just fix it up but the point is that you just take your time and really just make it your own, you can do any color you want there is no wrong way of painting an arc ship.” 

He look at the arc ship that they painted and had a big smile on his face.

“See you did it, it look amazing!” 

[clubconfession]

[I fell in love with Gary so hard when I first played and because of that I found myself a big fan of the Nossie clan. I just want to hug him and shower him in compliments when he talked about how ugly he is.]

[omsrandom]

@bastardroomba requested Umbreon and Espeon in Punch and Bittersweet, or as I like to call it, “Bittersweet Espeon Punches Umbreon”*

*Note: No Pokemon punching took place

[calamitouscynic]

Nice to meet another Spirit fan!!!! 😁😁

i was waiting to respond to this until i was on my phone so i could use like 50 million eyes emojis but everytime i try i get distracted but hell yeah

When I was like,,,, a tiny baby we had this spirit stuffed animal that was nearly as tall as me and it was basically required for us to watch the movie with the toy nearby and we watched the movie a lot

basically what im saying is I fucking love that movie

[wingwaver]

I am so glad you like her omg, I need to work with her a bit but I am in love wither her

I can't wait to see what else you do with her then :O

[omsrandomwriter]

Something of Desperate Need

Requested by @bastardroomba, who, like me, wants to give Dad Might all the hugs! This fic can also be found on AO3!

It was shaping up to be a normal day in Musutafu when you heard the 'pages' turn. As a side effect of your Quirk, you noticed when something happened, something important, but you wouldn't know until you were home or someone safe enough to pull out the blank sketchbook you always kept with you.

Once, you had a name, Y/N, but now, everyone just calls you Reader, simply because of your Quirk, Reading. It didn't sound like much, at first, but when you looked at a blank page, you would be able to watch the events of that day in a trance. At first, it was wonderful; you didn't need to watch the news to know that a Pro Hero stopped a villain, but then, five years ago...

It became less fun and more heartbreaking.

You couldn't go purposefully searching for the ones you Read about, your Quirk would kick in and force you the other way, so for 5 years, you had to sit in silence as Yagi Toshinori suffered surgery after surgery, never fully recovering from them. At first, you wasn't sure why the pages showed you this, until a few months after the last surgery, when his near skeletal form suddenly turned into a familiar, always smiling hero.

Most days, you were either at work in the library or in a park on the lookout for anyone you might've Read about, but today, there was a special place you've been meaning to visit.

Dagobah Municipal Beach Park was once an illegal dumpsite, but thanks to All Might's training of his successor, it was once again a wonderful place to spend a few hours to relax. And relax you did; the sound of the water lapping on the shore seemed to calm your very soul, and as you Read the events of the day, a sense of peace filled you.

At least, until someone sat on the bench beside you, causing you to jerk away and blink up at them, mouth popping open slightly as it clicked who it was. "It's rare to see someone here so late," he began, and you glanced around, realizing it was sunset already.

"I didn't realize so much time had passed," you admitted before offering your hand, shutting the sketchbook. "I'm Reader."

"Yagi Toshinori," he took your hand and gave a small smile. "Were you trying to draw something?"

"Hmm? Oh, no, it's my Quirk. I look at blank pages and I'm told of the daily events that have happened since I last looked." you explained, rubbing the back of your neck. "The Quirks department gave me special paperwork since I've helped with police cases."

"You don't seem surprised at the sight of me," he noted, and you gave a sad smile that told him everything. "You know what happened."

"Yes, and for what it's worth, I am truly and deeply sorry. One of the drawbacks of my Quirk is that I can't intentionally go searching for those I've read about." You reached out and hesitantly placed one of your hands on his. "You are a brave and kind man, Yagi Toshinori. The students of UA are very lucky to have you as their teacher."

"Have you seen the events with them in it?" His question had you smiling and tapping your nose.

"Young Midoriya seems to attract trouble wherever he goes, it seems." you told him, recalling how you cried happy tears upon Reading that the hero had told the boy the words he so desperately needed to hear. "But, I'll tell you this: he is truly the best successor you could have chosen. He is just... too selfless for his own good."

"That does indeed sound like him," there was something in the man's voice that had you laughing, and as you stood, he followed. "It was a pleasure to meet you Reader-san."

"You as well, Yagi-san," you dug through your bag before pulling out a sticky note and pen, jotting down your number and offering it to him. "I can see slightly into the future if I Read early enough, and if the rest of your students are half of what your successor is like, I'm sure a warning wouldn't harm anyone." Your grin dimmed slightly before returning. "I also know what happened, Yagi-san, and if you need to talk, I'm willing to listen."

"I thank you for the offer," he said, taking the note, and he seemed to catch on that you were hesitating on something. "Is there something else?"

"Can I hug you?" you blurted out before you can stop yourself. "It's just- I spent the last 5 years watching you- Everyone avoids me 'cause I have a weird Quirk and I just-," you cut yourself off, feeling yourself blush horribly. I just feel like you'd give really good hugs and god knows you need one after half the shit you've been through, you finished in your head, downcasting your eyes as you continued aloud. "I've been worried, and I couldn't do anything to help when you needed it the most."

"Reader-san," you looked up at Yagi's words and felt something in your relax as he smiled. "You ramble just as bad as Young Midoriya," a sharp laugh left your throat before you stepped forward and wrapped your arms around the gaunt man, feeling him tense up a second later.

Before you could step away, his arms wrapped around you to return the hug. After a minute, you both stepped away, and you felt a small feeling of satisfaction at the relaxed look on his faced, not looking at all forced. "Good night, Yagi-san. I hope you have fun teaching tomorrow."

"Thank you, and good night to you as well,"

As you entered your apartment, your phone pinged and you saw that an unknown number had sent an SMS.

Unknown Number

Would you be interested in speaking at UA tomorrow?

With a grin, you typed out your reply and collapsed on your bed with a happy grin.

You had finally gotten to hug All Might.

[kabukiaku]

Hi! I just wanted to pop by and say I still love your artwork! It's still so awesome and always brings a huge butt smile to my face! Keep up the awesome work and I can't wait to see what comes next!!

awww thank you! I’m glad ;u;

[a-pokemon-tale]

Jasper is torn...

[ask-tfa-ministry-of-science]

/Gives him a little treat/ I love you Percy, best boy in any world. /kisses his little head/ you are loved brave boy

“Mrow.”

He’s surprised that so many people have been patting him as of late. Must be a side-effect of his new body. Do humans just like this form better? Hmm.

[ask-blurr]

Blurr how does a normal day for you go when on a mission? Is it hard being in car mode for so long?

The exact methods the Intel Division uses to gather information and data is classified and meant for the optics of agents and their higher ups only, therefore I can’t share many details on such a public channel but I can give my personal opinions on being confined to vehicle mode for extended periods of time. It’s not something one gets used to quickly. After many stellar cycles of service I can stay in my alternate mode for extreme periods of time that would drive any untrained bot insane but as a new agent it was almost unbearable and I found myself risking missions just to get out of vehicle mode for a brief moment and stretch before confining myself back to that mode again. It’s something you build a resistance to and for any bots considering joining the Intel Division I recommend getting a head start on trying to stay in their alternate modes for as long as they can as it will make the transition a little less painful.

... I’ve also found that confining yourself to vehicle mode can get a very new level of nerve-wracking if you’ve recently been stuck in a completely immobile mode for a seemingly-indefinite period of time, so try to avoid that happening.

[liaswritesrobots]

Hiya Lias, I feel bad for forgetting my boys, may I request a mood bored thingy for the Jettwins? With glitter? Thank you, my friend!!

Done and posted! The Jettwins deserve more love they're good boys!

[rungalwaysheretolisten]

bastardroomba

I turn back to him with a big smile. "I love it so much! May I keep it? I'm going to treasure this for my whole life!"

“Of course, you can keep it. I glad we work on this together it came out so wonderful and I’m happy you where willing to do something like this with me. It been a long time seen I gotten to do this with anyone, not many of my patient let alone friends do this type of stuff with me.” 

[zerachielamora]

Omg this was great to see when I woke up today, thanks guy <33

As I mentioned in the previous post, I plan to don my Oswald cosplay the weekend before New Year’s, so I’ll have another cosplay stream then. Idk when I’ll hold cosplay streams of the others, but I’ll be sure to post about it when the time comes :D