#bastard gremlin I s2g
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So there was that one time that Herobrine technically assaulted me in my own living room.
I thought it was a good idea to play Minecraft in VR and was like "hey, I should add the Herobrine Mod, you know, for the funsies."
About 20ish minutes in, I left the village house I was sleeping in and this mf was standing outside like, 2 houses down. He turns around, sees me and just fucking sprints at me at lightspeed and disappears into thin air.
I got so spooked that I forgot that I was wearing a headset and covered in wires. So I ended up tripping over the cables, landing straight on my face and hurting my leg in the process because I landed at a weird angle.
#herobrine#bastard gremlin I s2g#also he was like#6'8“ maybe 6'9”#why the hell is he so tall?#for reference I'm 6'
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ashdjajskhd my whole body is so sore and i have NO idea why.....can drinking too much coffee make u sore??? because it’s the only thing i can think of for why my shoulders, back and chest hurt :~/ i haven’t like done much physical activity so idk
#upset gremlin noises#coffee is definitely why my chest hurts#i think i've had like.....5 cups since 1:30??#i've lost track of how many i've had#we just have some like actually GOOD coffee for once#and i like the taste#so im drinking a lot of it dfshjdfds#but i s2g one day im gonna drink so much coffee my fucking heart just explodes#i drink an unhealthy amount of coffee because im a bastard idiot#and dont want to eat real food so im like hm coffee makes me#Not Hungry.....#so i just drink a lot of coffee like a stupid eating disordered bastard man i am#anyways my back really hurts and idk why :~/#it feels like weird and tense and i dont like it#maybe its from my binder#idk i feel weird
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