#bastard bolton

[visenyaism]

ifit's great bastard oc talk then i have a snow bastard. on the fence currently about the name but currently im partial to renna.

she's a bolton (maybe granddaughter of barba bolton) who has the pale bolton eyes and targ hair (heavy on the silver, she's a ghostly monochrome vision). extremely depressed and moody and mean. between valyrian/targ interest in blood magic and bolton love of flaying and 'a quiet people' she's cooked. her only desire is dragonstone so she can magic to her heart's content without nosy outsiders getting in her way. perhaps people in the red keep lump her in with shiera because they're both witchy bastards but she's too much of a sad sack to ever achieve shiera's slay.

i'm torn between whether she sides with the blackfyres or the targs in the rebellion because as a bolton and so a heel bourse she should side with the blackfyres but as a goth she might have an affinity for bloodraven. either way extremely goth and creeps everyone out. perhaps likes to wear pale colours to dial up the ghost effect of her appearance or goes full all black goth

In love with the concept of a depressed goth ghost looking Bolton Targaryen. What are her thoughts on harrenhal for real estate just curious

[rramonaflowers]

[jaehaeryshater]

“19 is an evil age” Theon says through broken teeth as he’s being flayed by a bastard with worm lips

[call-sign-shark]

I was going to send you this via MD but fuck it, let's torture our mutuals.

When I saw the first gif on the post you tagged me, I knew I had one that could fit that one. So, here you have 🤭

I AM RATTLING THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE RN. THIS COMBINATION OF GIFS IS PURE PERFECTION. Like, really, the result is mindblowing. Aren't they so freaking cute?

Jared ain't ready. No one's ready teehee.

[transassdemon]

Ramsay and Bastard's Boys in those tshirts

[naytrate]

I din’t know why, but I suddenly have a need to find a fic where Lyanna is bsf5ever with Roose. So when Ned comes back with baby Jon, Roose is just “that ain’t your baby. That’s my bsf’s baby and I’m gonna be the godfather”. Just 2 silly billies being friends.

[polysucks]

BRO, JON X RAMSAY IS A THING BTW AND ITS ALWAYS JON DESTROYING RAMSAY!!! THE SHIP NAME IS CALLED "DOUBLE BASTARDS" 😈 (WE ARE FEW BUT FERAL)

YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING SICK.

Tell me more.

[spiderlegsmusic]

Battle of the Bastards…Game of Thrones Season 6

[atopvisenyashill]

let me translate this for you it says: well i saw the rumors about nettles being daemon’s bastard as true and i thought rhaena’s story would be boring tv so i simply combined the two theories for funsies but now that everyone is yelling at me and hurting my feelings i’m wondering if maybe the change is more trouble than it’s worth. i might still do it tho fuck you.

[the-wanderer]

Can we talk about how Ramsey almost won the Battle of the Bastards and actually had good strategy and tactics, and probably would have succeeded if not for the arrival of the Knights of the Vale to turn the tide

[cola-fiend]

Damon Dance-for-me 😍 😍😍

He’s giving Reek the stank eye for hogging all of Ramsay’s attention

Which one of the Bastard’s boys should I draw next?

[hanamarusprinkles]

kevin was trying to explain to me that ramsay bolton was awful and i shouldn't defend him flaying people and I was all like his house's banner is literally a flayed man and he's like. I'm pretty sure he's the one who changed it. To the flayed man. So I said "okay that's hot. Anyway" ???? he was a murderous little freak when I wanted to suck him silly in that other show too what of it I think it's hot that he has his dogs eat people's faces like let me have this?? Get the hounds

[rosaluxembae]

One thing about Jon's last speech is I don't think Jon had to concede that it was oathbreaking. Night's Watch neutrality doesn't mean they have to give in to every demand and can't defend themselves. Yoren isn't an oathbreaker because of the Fight at the Holdfast and actually a lot of the criticism the (future) mutineers raise are about conceding too much to demands rather than protecting the Watch's independence. Jon had also used guest right to justify his actions before, most notably arresting Cregan Karstark. So he could have said that Ramsay is directly threatening the safety of the Night's Watch, is demanding that they end their neutrality by arresting claimants to the Iron Throne, and they have a host's obligation to protect their guests. And then maybe a small jump to justifying pre-emptive action.

[ramsayxme]

[7-starboi]

So me and my roommate have been watching game of thrones for the first time and we just watched the battle of the bastards episode. People have said it's one of the best TV battles but like I couldn't even watch some of it cause my claustrophobia was like, yeah no look away. Jon getting stuck was not it for me but I enjoyed Ramsey getting his face bitten off after the battle was over. Sooo satisfying 😊

[myrxellabaratheon]

Not to discuss once again the battle of the bastards, but even if Rickon did zig-zagged, Ramsay would have killed him. He was playing with him (and Jon) and missed on propulse the first times.

The only real hope Rickon had was if Jon didn’t start to ride toward him cause at some point he would have been too far from Ramsay to have a clear shot, but for how things went down all Ramsay had to do was to aim to the point where Jon was headed as Rickon was running in his direction.