#basically those isu were like holy shit dude have you tried this thing called sex i am a completely different person now

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what if

WHAT IF

the entire "The solar flare is cyclical" thing was a fake out on Minerva's part so no one would figure out what she was actually working on, which was a way to prevent the *other* catastrophe they suffered from ever happening again--large scale isu human subjugation, enslavement, rebellion, war

Now, the Isu as a people were on their way out, but no way were all of them going to go gentle into that night. And their tech was made to last, so anything that survived the Toba event itself would be around for millenia.

Humans were genetically engineered to be subservient to the Isu. Minerva can't change put that cat back in the bag. What she *can* do, though, is use this genetic predisposition against the Isu.

Minerva creates a 75,000 year long breeding program to make the world's most unassuming, patient, *good* man--who just happens to be Isu kryptonite. There's just *something* about him that makes Isu want to kneel at his feet and be told they're good.

Desmond's glad he doesn't have to die to save the earth and all but also, like. What the fuck Minerva. Why.

So I had queued this post yesterday about a sign that says “ALL GODS MUST BE KEPT ON A LEASH” and @fanworldbuildingfun reblogged it with the following tags:

#every isu in ac #especially juno #for safety reason #and basim/loki #for nsfw reasons #< previous tags #Teecup I'm going to need you to elaborate on the latter #What nsfw reasons #Are we talking the vengeful nsfw or the oneshot style nsfw #Why did this post send me into Loki/Desmond thoughts #And Desmond is the one suffering here #....Whom do you think held the leash between Juno and Aita

It probably sent you into Loki/Desmond thoughts because it is sorta about my top!Desmond x bottom!Basim fic A Break where the main idea is “Desmond might not be able to fix him and his Isu-ness but he can definitely mindbreak him into being an obedient dog” so I guess… NSFW oneshot? No ‘s’ because I make no promises if I’ll make a sequel to A Break once I played Mirage XD

As for who has the leash between Aita and Juno? Those two held each other’s leashes but neither of them ever used it. They’re like two dogs that have leashes but no owner to rein them in.

Although…

Juno definitely pegged Aita more than once.

Actually…

(gets a megaphone)

All male Isus got pegged!

Odin? Got pegged by both Minerva and his wife!

Loki? Dude gave birth to Sleipner! He probably cheated on Sigyn because she wouldn’t peg him!

Tinia? Would have been pegged during his orgy party if Odin and Loki hadn’t crashed the vibes!

Hermes? Wants Persephone to peg him sooooo badly!