#basically this is Joey going f**** im gay

[kaz3313]

First Kiss

Joey X Henry oneshot.

Joey feels lips press against his own and can’t help but hesitate himself. It wasn’t because it was his first kiss, no that was given by Nicole.

“Joey, why do you stay with me?” She asked her mouth in a small pout. At the time Joey took it as a genuine question but when in later months the question kept repeating itself he realized it was nothing more then the start to a breakup.

“Well Nicky,” he gave her a peck on the cheek “I love you-“ before he continued she grabbed his face and pulled it toward her. She wiggled her tongue till he drew his lips apart. It was too unexpected that Joey gave no retaliation and being his first he assumed this was how all kisses felt; a physical feeling. He didn’t realize the passion that was supposed to behind them. He didn’t feel his heart flutter nor his body heat up with a flare.

He didn’t see much point of the action but he didn’t have a protest either so he let Nicole kiss him until his face turned blue.

“Your one hell of a kisser,” She stated and Joey wasn’t sure how to explain to her he didn’t even do anything. Instead he nodded.

He felt a kiss before even an unexpected one; he just never thought he’d have the urge to kiss back and that scared him a little more than anything. Especially with who he’s kissing.

Nicole wasn’t his last girlfriend nor his last kiss.

Second was Chelsy but she barely stayed with him for a week. She went off and became a cheerleader and Joey Drew, though handsome, could not compete against the football players.

Even with the limited time dating she didn’t shy away from being so intimate. A day before they broke up was… interesting to say the least. It was supposed to be enjoyable but Joey can't help but remember it just being oddly uncomfortable.

“Aw, come on Drew,” she gave him another unfeeling kiss her body positioned above him. “Let’s try something fun,” Chelsy flung off her shirt revealing that she had no undergarment underneath. She took it upon herself to undress him as well.

“Ah! I don’t-,” She flashed a smile at him and Joey let her continue; from that day forward he was no longer a virgin.

After Chelsey Joey was rather flirty even if he felt nothing for the girl.

He didn't feel for any of them. He dated all sorts of girls and by the end of high school he'd been with every girl, save the cheerleaders.

None of them were the right fit for him.

Now here Joey is feeling that delightful airy feeling of love and he's screwing it up. It's just how...how could he fall in love with his best friend? How could he fall in love with Henry? He wasn't into guys-

Joey was told checking on who your ex's were dating was usual. He was told that you trash talk about them and how she was missing bigtime. Sometimes even joking that the guy had a small dick or something like that.Of course this came from Sammy Lawrence and Henry Stein neither had been a relationship.

"She dumped you for that guy? Really? Joey don't worry she's missed out big time," Sammy said as they watch Casey and her boyfriend from across the lunch room. Joey rolled his eyes. The guy was clearly better than him in every way. His jawline was perfect, he had a full beard as a freshman, and his muscles were visible through his shirt.

"Sammy come on that guy could whoop my ass and I'd probably apologize,"

"Now don't say that! Alright you got the break up blues but this is coming from the guy who charged the football players in his wheelchair while yelling like a mad man," Sammy playfully punched the other's shoulder.

"You'd scare the crap out of him," Henry said mouthful of ham sandwich. "But she's not worth it,".

"Yeah she's not worth it…" Joey couldn't stop staring at the muscular man beside her.

Joey always acquainted it with jealousy.

He closes his eyes wrapping his arms around Henry. He parts his lips to meet hos. They were both slightly buzzed and if this came up tomorrow Joey would use it as an excuse. They'd laugh about how drunk they got and never mention it again.

For now though Joey just wanted to enjoy his first kiss.

[go-bonkers-go-foolish]

highlights of The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals

this is gonna be a long one. spoilers ahead.

the CHOREOGRAPHY

not to mention the special effects, the team Went Off for this one

lauren lopez’s OUTFIT....,,,,,, im gay

lauren lopez in general

“where the Fuck is he”

mariel’s already kicking so much ass and it’s literally the first TWO MINUTES MA’AM CALM DOWN

“the touring production OF M A M M A  M I A’

‘the L A T T E H O T T I E as she’s knownthroughouttheland” jesus god joey

“oh nooooooo so meeeeean” *flips guy off*

who the fuck organized these quick changes man they’re killer

‘i’m on Vocal Rest’ “what??” “I’M ON VOCAL---”

“she hired all her theatre friends and they will not S H U T  T H E  F U C K U P P P P” 

“do you know how much of that money ACTUALLY GOES to the turtles???” “well none of it i just made that up”

“i NEVER miss a musical and if anyone thinks that makes me LESS of a man they can talk to my fUCKING GUN”

lauren and joey smoking weed

“I MAY NOT HAVE A HOOOOOOMEEEE”

fr though when does this soundtrack drop on spotify

“ok..... ok............ OK...... okay.....*behind the set* ok.......”

“he said he was coming home late last night...” “HE DIDN’T COME HOME AT ALL! .......i dunno i wasn’t there.”

*musical theatre voice* “So whAt dO yOU WanT, pAuL???”

*singing beautifully* “i want you to choke me..........while i jerk off.........”

“HELLO?????? PLEASE G O D, I JUST WANT A BLACK COFFEE”

The Tip Song™

it’s not like i already learned the choreo to it or anything

A N D  W E ‘ L L  B R I N G  I T  R I G H T  U P

“I was in BRIGADOOOOON in high school and i FUCKIN’ KILLED IT”

“fucKING GROSS”

the (honestly downright chilling) Tip Song Reprise

on that one bit that’s like “jack, jaCK, jACK, JACK...”

man i got CHILLS

“whose decision was it to line an alleyway with SHRUBS” *walking through audience*

think about the I M P L I C A T I O N S

*bill jumping out of a trash can* “NO IT’S NOT ALL RIGHT PAUL”

“we were just at beanie’s---”  *ted, jumping out of the trash can*: “YOU DIDN’T INVITE ME!!!???”

“uhh, fuck you?”

“she’s the....the barista, from beanie’s? ya know, the.......l a t t e h o t t i e .....” *regrets so hard he astral projects into another dimension*

*soothing tone* “we have to get out of downtown okay? downtown is FUCKED.”

“we cannot split up, ok? i am a presbyterian, i am not gonna die in your dirty-ass methodist church.”

“who is it?!”  “professor hidgins???”  “don’t lie to me, whoever you are. I’M professor hidgins.”

“this is paul, and....them.”

“i theorized this exact scenario THIRTY YEARS AGO”

“Emma!! what does this look like to you?” “i dunno, some kind of blue...shit???”

“EXACTLY! what the Fuck™ is this Shit????”

“ted,,,you’re such a Horny Bastard” *dramatic slow motion gasps*

ted and charlotte really just decided to Fuck right there didn’t they

the audience screaming when ted and charlotte decided to Fuck right there

*sam suddenly rises from the dead* “CHARLOTTEEEE” *charlotte screams*

“now, i’m gonna free up your heart, baby...” (proceeds to LITERALLY RIP OUT INTESTINES)

that short bit where he’s holding charlotte bridal-style with all the guts and shit...little shop of horrors WHOMST

“I AM GONNA......KICK YOUR HEAD.”

“show me that rOuNDhOusE”

emma’s monologue about her sister...holy shit.

“we hated you guys.” “we hated ourselves! :D”

“it is time.....TO DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE”

“you killed charlotte!” “i shot a charlaTAN!”

the attempt at singing moana

bill quietly singing “circle of life” in the background

whoever wrote these monologues is going off too holy SHIT man

“i will NEVER...be in a FUCKING musical.”

“...and suddenly, i’m defending Grace Chastity of all people!”

bill’s devotion to his daughter actually kills me he deserved so much better

“did you know that i wanted to live with you? but when you needed to fight, you gave her that too.” OUCH.

“i’m not gonna let you die.” *bill immediately gets shot*

the army sound effects

“Special unit P-E-I-P, we call it PEIP.” “i’ve never heard of you guys.” “and you never will. not a PEIP.”

“do you like coffee, son?”   “yes sir”   “Do you like musicals, son?”   “no sir”   “...now that’s a goddamn red-blooded american *aggressive salute*”

“its 2018.......”

“my first love was..and always will be..*reveals keyboard* M U S I C A L  T H E A T R E!!!!” 

a moment of appreciation for the most dramatic seat ever taken at a keyboard

SHOW STOPPING NUMBER!!!!!

“....mind if i give you the pitch?” “we don’t have time---” “fuckin’ GO FOR IT!”

Working Boys™

“...........aNd cHaD” 

TED’S SO INTO THIS GODDAMN PITCH SJBKHJHD

F I V E  O  C L O C K  C A N T  C O M E  S O O N  E N O U G H

“should I take this chair????”

“BYE! Fuuuuuuuuck that...”

helicopter acting™

“F U C K  Y O U,  H A T C H E T F I E L D!!!!!” me too lauren

Zoey’s (somehow even creepier) reprise of the tip song

the Kiss Attempt

“watch out paul...he might kick your head.”

“NEVEEEEER” 

jon’s acting during “let it out” was genuinely creepy, i LOVED  IT

when the music started for “inevitable” my heart fucking DROPPED

“emma, do you believe in ghosts?” CHILLS, man. chills.

the reprise of every song in the show in the middle of “inevitable”

the KICKLINE

emma screaming during said kickline

“the apotheosis is upon UUUUUUUSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!”

lauren staying in character during curtain call

“WHY ARE YOU CLAPPING????”

basically The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals is a godsend and you all need to watch it Now okay thank you