#basically if you insist upon using steroids for superheros at least hammer home narratively that NOBODY LOOKS LIKE THAT! | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

astxrwar · 2 months ago

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i wish hugh jackman would have gone with like 20-30lb more body fat for the deadpool movie. one bc it's miles healthier and two bc. i want dudes who are built like soup cans not like the fucking. human equivalent of rebar

#if they NEEDED him to be that low bodyfat at least go for the “it's fucking scary not sexy” angle #if you have a near-impossible physicality it should be treated as fucking freaky. like #him whipping his shirt off should be treated like he just pulled out a knife. because why do you loook like that it's UNSETTLING!#for all that the witcher 3 has some glaring issues #misogyny being the biggest one lol #at least they treated geralt's body with some kind of plausible realism.#ppl are WEIRDED OUT by his human-rebar appearance. it's FREAKY.#man is just skin pulled over muscle + sinew + bone and everyone reacts to it like 'uhhh... umm... wtf... scary..."#basically if you insist upon using steroids for superheros at least hammer home narratively that NOBODY LOOKS LIKE THAT!

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