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holdmecloser-gandydancer · 3 years ago

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dreams

Taako is haunted by his dreams. It doesn’t feel quite right to call them nightmares. Half the time, they're just his own memories replayed in excruciating and exact detail. For the most part, they aren’t scary, just deeply unsettling.

Sometimes he dreams of Glamour Springs. In his dreams, he doesn’t get to run away. He has to sit by and watch himself kill a town. He’s confronted with the faces in the crowd, some he recognized from his previous stops in the sleepy frontier town. The old couples who called him such a nice young elf. The teens who tried to act too cool to care while still watching him, enthralled by his artistry and his surplus of jokes. The handful of young kids, dragged along by their parents but thoroughly charmed by Taako’s extra flashy cooking techniques. Sazed is there, too. Sometimes in his dreams, Sazed runs off without him. Sometimes he calls the town’s militia and Taako is imprisoned for his carelessness. Sometimes Sazed dies too. But sometimes, sometimes Sazed is the one responsible. Taako supposes it’s his brain’s way to try to push his guilt elsewhere. He’s always been pretty good at that.

Sometimes he dreasm of Phandalin. No matter how many times his brain runs through that white hot terror, the outcome never changes. Utter destruction. They are always too late. They never take it seriously enough. Sometimes Taako doesn’t even make it out of Wave Echo Cave; sometimes he’s done in totally and completely by Magic Brian. Gundren always becomes a spire of fire, razing everything in his path. He sees Gundren consumed countless times. Sees Barry Bluejeans destroyed countless times. It’s weird though, sometimes Barry seems to go with a smile on his face. Taako figures it’s just because that dude struck him as a little weird.

Sometimes he dreams of Goldcliff. It’s rare but he just keeps scrambling uselessly, trying to help Lieutenant Hurley. It just seems so unfair that Silverpoint is such a pure, destructive force. It doesn’t seem right.

Often, though, he dreams of his past. He dreams of being left alone after the passing of his Aunt. Dreams of having to join increasingly dangerous caravans. Figuring out ways to be useful to ensure he wasn’t disposable. Discovering how to be dangerous, too. Shedding any padding he used to place on his sharp tongue, sharp wit, sharp edges. Nobody was getting close to him, not without a price. It wasn’t safe any other way. He dreams of his heart going cold but… well that always seems so foreign and wrong, even in dreams. Because sometimes he dreams of not being alone. He can never get a glimpse of this other figure, he can barely register it's there, but it’s warm and it makes his heart swell and ache. It’s after these dreams that Taako wakes up crying. These kind dreams scare Taako for reasons he can't explain.

Nights when these fleshed out dreams don’t come are worse, though. Nights where all that fills his head is pitch-black ooze. It clings to him like a jealous lover. Like a cloying vine. It whispers static in his head. Tells him things he can’t understand but things that leave him in a cold sweat, anyway. These static-filled dreams leave a pit in his stomach, one-half fear, one-quarter rage. This rage is indiscriminate. Its target is whoever Taako happens to cross first; Merle, Magnus, Avi, Johann, even the Director have been on the receiving end.

That last quarter of the pit in his stomach is the worst. It’s pure apathy. Some days he feels so over it. The relics. The Bureau. Life. Everything. It would be so much easier to just…stop. To give up the fight. It doesn’t matter, right? Even if the relics are recovered and destroyed, what then? Taako’s never getting his old gig back. So it’s back on the road in grimy caravans? No thank you. More adventuring? Taako’s gonna pass.

But days when this black hole of apathy threatens to dictate his whole day, without fail, he feels this random swell in his chest, this thrum of magic in his fingertips, the whisper of something he can’t understand no matter how hard he tries. And it doesn’t make these days suck any less. But it makes them easier. Makes Taako feel like this mission is worth something. Like he has a bigger goal than whatever the Bureau’s got going on. So even on days when he’d much rather not, he puts his hat on, grabs the Umbra staff, and joins the boner squad on the next mission. It’s better than nothing, he figures.

#taz #taz balance #taako #taz balance fic #tazb #this was quick and dirty and it's really short but you ever feel compelled to write something?#reese writes #also this is set like. probably before eleventh hour #the adventure zone #the adventure zone balance

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rpd-rookie · 4 years ago

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Do You Know Your Alphabet?

NSFW Edition feat. Chris Redfield

A – Anal: Anal is not something that Chris fancies mostly because he believes his girth would be a liability. He never tried it and doesn’t intend to out of fear of hurting his partner. If anal is your thing, it will take a lot of reassuring and a hell lot of patience to convince Chris to give it a try. And even if you miraculously manage to persuade him, Chris will permanently ask if everything’s okay while doing it and it will be the only time he tries it, as he will probably refuse to do it again. However, and this is a secret he refuses to confess, he loves getting his asshole licked. A partner gave him an ass job once and it drove him crazy in spite of the reluctance he had at the beginning.

B – Bondage: Chris is not the kind of man that would tie his partner up but he has nothing against being tied up. When he was part of the S.T.A.R.S. unit and used to own a pair of handcuffs, he once let a partner use them on him and found it really arousing. But bondage remains very occasional and especially rather simple and soft. A bit of rope or a piece of clothe around the wrists is enough for Chris. Don’t offer to bind his entire body with rope and to hang him up from the ceiling. That would actually scare the shit out of him.

C- Cumming: He always comes inside his partner. He knows it’s risky but he doesn’t care. He is not a fan of condoms and he wears them only if he doesn’t have a choice. He is the kind of man that would drop the “they’re not confortable and you can’t feel a thing” kind of speech. But since Chris only has sex when he is in a relationship, not wearing a condom is rarely a problem. Accidental pregnancy will be happily accepted if it happens. After all, Chris would love to be a father (#RedfieldBloodlineSecured)

D- Dominance: Despite his impressive massive stature, Chris is not a dominant (nor is he a submissive). He is a good boy who likes to take the role his partner wants him to have. But Chris can’t do extreme. His dominance always remains rather gentle. He doesn’t know excessive roughness or brutality. What he believes is roughness is actually fucking his partner from behind hard enough to hear their ass slap against him. And when it comes to submission, most of the time it’s just him letting his lover ride him. Chris would never do BDSM since he strongly believes that there’s only place for love and tenderness in sex. No pain for the man please. He suffers enough on the battlefield everyday.

E- Erection: Chris doesn’t get aroused easily, a secondary effect of the steroids he used to take back in early 2000. So his partner needs to be patient and very touchy-feely to get him hard. Few kisses in the neck and wandering hands caressing his body won’t be enough to give him an erection. You must play with him and be a tease. Have fun with his cock and his body in general and you’ll get the D. Moreover, nudity almost leaves Chris indifferent. He spent too much time seeing too many naked bodies in locker rooms while training with the Air Force and the BSAA to be aroused by nudity so unless you improvise a strip-tease, getting naked will almost keep him limp.

F- Foreplay: Always. Chris can barely imagine sex without foreplay and he is quite an expert when it comes to it. He sort of had to be since Mother Nature made him too big for any partner to welcome his girth without foreplay or some good lube. Fingers, mouth, Chris will use everything he’s got and take his time to please his partner and he will do it gladly. He is more of a giver than a receiver in that matter. It suits his caring nature and his generosity. But being a giver doesn’t mean he doesn’t like to receive. He will happily accept blowjobs, handjobs and even assjobs. But he will never ask for them. It’s his partner’s job to guess what the man wants.

G- Gangbang: That’s a non-negotiable ‘Hell no!” Chris has a really bad memory of gangbangs. When he was training to join the Air Force, he once accepted the invitation of some fellow comrades for a “festive event in the dorm”. Turns out the festive event was more a gangbang than the party Chris had imagined. As soon as everybody started making out and getting undressed, Chris used an urge to smoke as an excuse to leave. And of course he never came back. Since that day, don’t talk to him about gangbang or threesome or any sexual interaction that would involve more than two persons. Sex is for two and two only.

H- Handjob: He prefers blowjobs but he convinced himself that hand jobs are certainly more comfortable for his partner since giving a fellatio to Chris Redfield almost requires you to be able to stretch your jaw like an anaconda if you want to take him properly. But let’s move on to hands jobs. He likes his partner’s grip wet, firm and quick but he doesn’t like his balls being touched too much. He is very ticklish. Oops.

I- Intimacy: To Chris, sex must be intimate. He is not the kind of man that will have sex in public places. The fact of getting caught doesn’t turn him on, quite the opposite. He will definitely feel really uncomfortable if there were even a slight chance to be seen or heard. That is why he often has sex at home. When he was younger he used to fuck in his car because he refused to do it in his room knowing that Claire wasn’t far. The sweetie wanted to preserve his little sister’s innocence and also avoid the walk of shame in the morning (The Redfields were leaving with Barry’s family back in the days). This is one of the reasons why he wasn’t really sexually active in his young years.

J- Jerking off: He doesn’t and hasn’t done it in years. When horniness strikes him, Chris always tries to get his mind out of it by doing something else. Most of the time he goes to the gym or for a run around the neighbourhood. Chris has associated jerking off to adolescence, when he used to buy porn magazines with his friends and hide them under his mattress. One day, his mother found his intimate little collection and she asked his father to give him a talk on pornography and on sex in general. That was really awkward but Chris believes that this conversation was a turning point in his sexuality. It taught him how meaningful sex is supposed to be and that a partner is not a mere toy but someone to respect and love. That’s maybe why Chris never really had one-night stands and why he is such a softie in bed.

K – Kink: He has no real kink nor does he have fetishes. But there are things he likes such as making sex a little playful on occasion, but nothing too wild. Once, when he used to date a girl from the BSAA tech department who was younger than him (he was around 35 and she was in her early twenties), he gave the DDLG kink (DaddyDom/LittleGirl) a shot because that’s what she wanted to do but that was really awkward and it almost turned Chris off. As much as he saw no problem in calling her Princess or Baby, being called Daddy was not something he really appreciated. To Chris, the whole thing had a weird incestuous vibe and it made him feel rather uncomfortable. But now that he is in his late forties, maybe he’ll give it another shot and see the thing differently. Who knows.

L- Love: To Chris, there is no sex without love and outside a relationship. Chris is not the kind of man that fancies one-night stands and he always takes his time before allowing himself to share one’s bed. He will never have sex after a first date. Chris believes sex tastes a thousand times sweeter when you are in love with your partner. So definitely no hook-ups for him. Chris had a few one-night stands back in Raccoon City when he used to go and grab a few drinks with Joseph and Forest on Saturday nights. Forest had a bad influence on him. He was always the one to tell him to “enjoy life” and to talk him into having some casual sex with a random college student. Each time Chris was drunk and ended up waking up with no memory of the sex. That was awkward but not as awkward as the “Sorry, I don’t know why I did this” part because, let’s face it, S.T.A.R.S Chris was a puppy that definitely would apologize for having a one-night stand.

M - Massage: Oh yes. Give his sore body a good massage after days and days of chasing BOWs and terrorists in mud and dust and Chris will be the happiest man in the world. Massage (and cuddles …and sex of course) is the only thing that can make him relax and forget about the BSAA for a few minutes. However, Chris is not very talented when it comes to give his partner a massage and he is aware of that. He always put too much pressure on their muscles with his big hands and his body sadly often crushes them.

N – Nudity: Even though he is rather body confident and spent more time than he wished getting naked and showering in mixed locker rooms, Chris is not the kind of man that would spend a day naked at home. He always wears shorts and tank tops. A habit he took when he was a teenager getting yelled at by his mother for walking around the house shirtless. Mama Redfield was rather prudish. But that doesn’t mean Chris is modest. He doesn’t mind sharing the bathroom with his partner or getting naked in front of them. And he can take a shower with them without getting a boner. Nudity doesn’t arouse him unless his partner makes it sexual.

O – Oral sex: Oral Sex Expert is a crown no one can take away from Chris Redfield. His penis being rather fat and way above average (which is a blessing and a curse), Chris has no choice but use his fleshy pink lips and nice tongue to prepare his partner for what’s to come. But don’t mind him, he likes doing it, feeling intense pride and pleasure in seeing his partner melt under his mouth … and his fingers cause the first can’t go without the other. His partner needs to be stretched and wet for him otherwise it might hurt like a bitch. And he knows it to well cause he caused pain to some partners when he was younger and lacked experience. Chris also loves blowjobs but he knows that his penis is not easy to take in mouth. So if his partner doesn’t want to give him a blowjob he won’t complain. He hates the sound of gagging. So, don’t try deep throating. Suck his tip and he will be happy. And maybe use your hands at the same time.

P – Position. Chris is very cautious when it comes to positions. He has a big fat cock and he is very aware of it. When he was young, he used to take a certain pride in it but that was before he realised that girth is not always practical. Chris knows that if he becomes overzealous he can easily hurt his partner. That’s why he tries to avoid positions that allow deep penetrations, a misfortune for someone who has a very classical view of sex like him. Chris is not an original lover and he is not very curious. You’re more likely to find a Bible in this night shelf than a Kama Sutra. So don’t except any crazy positions in bed. Sex with Chris is almost conservative and, sadly, often routine. Missionary, doggy style, cowgirl, spooning are basically the only positions the guy know and unfortunately for him he can’t do the first two because of his girth. That’s why he found a way to adapt them. In missionary position, he always makes sure his lover keep their legs together. The tight squeeze gives him the impression he is all in while it gives his lover enough of his D. Same goes for doggy style if you choose to do it on a bed. Otherwise (and Chris will love it) you can do it standing. Standing positions are very easy with a man as gifted as Chris.

Q – Quickie: Almost never. Chris likes to take his time while having sex especially when he knows he’s probably not going to get off for a while if a mission is planned. Quickies happen when he is in a hurry and his partner craves some quick release. When he used to date a fellow BSAA colleague, quickies in mission (especially if they lasted long) sometimes happened but always in very secluded places. No one must know what the BSAA Captain liked to do in his intimacy.

R – Role Play: It will never be his idea but he doesn’t mind it as long as it isn’t something fucked-up (like incest for instance) or highly ridiculous and far-fetched. Don’t show up in a nurse or airhostess costume. You would only make him laugh. And don’t do something that needs a lot of imagination because the guy doesn’t have much. Stay simple and make the role-play relatable for him. Call him “Captain Redfield” while showing up naked under in his BSAA t-shirt and tell him you need some intense training session with him. Or, if you’re in a dominant mood, pretend you’re his boss and tell him he needs to apologize for screwing the last mission. His first role-play was when he was S.T.A.R.S and it was the classical cop/inmate role-play.

S – Stamina: Sadly, Chris doesn’t have much stamina, again a direct consequences of taking steroids in his young years. Therefore, sex can sometimes be quick with him especially if he gets too enthusiastic. To overcome this problem, Chris will adapt his pace to delay his orgasm and he will often take breaks. During those breaks, he will happily go down on his partner to keep them aroused. He will also edge many times to make sure he can give his partner the release they deserve. He will not stop fucking them until he feels them crumble against his body.

T – Talking: Chris is very complimentary. He often tells how beautiful his partner is and how good they feel. But apart from those compliments, Chris doesn’t talk much. He won’t give verbal orders to his partner and he will make them understand what he wants with looks and gestures. If he wants you on top he will simply lie on his back and nod you to straddle him. If he wants you to suck his cock, he will caress your hair and glance at his manhood. However, in spite of lacking loquaciousness, Chris growls and grunts a lot and he is very loud. Hell, even his breathing is noisy. When the man is fucking, you can be sure that his neighbours know about it. What do you want? A big man like him in a bed can’t be discreet. Speaking of bed, I hope your bed is solid because it will creak and slam against the wall with a man like Chris in it. Maybe it’s time to invest in a new headboard or to think about fucking on the floor.

U – Underwear: Chris wears briefs because they are the most confortable to him. Trunks and even boxers are often too tight around his thick thighs, which can be bothering especially to run while on mission. Comfort before looks, always. Chris doesn’t care about the type of underwear his lover wears since he always takes them off and he would never find his SO ugly anyway. He would fuck them even if they wore grandma underwear. Sure he won’t say he doesn’t appreciate the sight of his lover in some nice fancy lingerie but he doesn’t need that to be turned on.

V – Virginity: Chris used to turn people’s heads back in high school. He was already tall (taller than most student to be honest) and had a quarterback-ish build that made everyone drool. Plus, wearing leather jackets and listening to rock music gave him a sort of bad boy’s look and everybody knows how craved bad boys can be. But even if he looked like one, Chris was no bad boy. He was just a bit rebellious and very stubborn, having no problem with defying his teachers. He got in detention quite a lot of times because of that. But despite his handsomeness, Chris wasn’t the type of young man to use his looks to get a girl. He was actually not even aware of how attractive he was and he actually had no real interest in girls, preferring playing guitar and listening to music in his room. Plus he was a bit goofy around girls. He didn’t know how to flirt with them or to realise when someone was hitting on him. Therefore the girl that took Chris Redfield’s V card wasn’t a random girl. She was a friend of Claire he had known for years and had happened to grow fond of in spite of Claire’s opinions. He took her virginity and she took his on the backseat of his car. But unfortunately he broke up with her soon after because he chose to join the Air Force. Claire never truly forgave him for that.

W – Worship : He likes butts, round fleshy butts that he can see bounce against him and grab whenever he wants. When he kisses you, Chris always let his hands roam towards your rear to gently squeeze it and he will often stare at it if he’s got the occasion to do so. While having sex, he will always squeeze it especially if you’re on top of him or doing it doggy style. And if he can, he will also grind his cock between your cheeks.

X- Xenophilia : Chris is a man that gives little attention to his partner’s appearance. Of course, he needs to feel attracted to them but, to Chris, what matters the most is chemistry. You can be the most gorgeous person in the world and use all the cards in your sleeve to get the man, if there is no chemistry Chris won’t even consider you. However he can’t deny he has a thing for natural beauties and simplicity. Eccentricity doesn’t attract him, on the contrary. And he has a soft spot for light-coloured eyes. He has no problem dating person who is way younger or way older than him. Again all is a question of chemistry.

Y – Yearn: He never truly asks for sex, at least not verbally. Chris is not the kind of man that will tell you. “Love making tonight?” or “Let’s go upstairs, darling”. If he is horny he will simply say nothing and let you notice that he wants to get laid. Often, it’s very easy since that a horny Chris Redfield is a touchy-feely Chris Redfield. Plus, his eyes always darken when he wants to have sex.

Z – Zzzzz: After sex, Chris falls asleep very quickly and he always sleeps like a log. Nothing can wake him up after a good orgasm and that’s simply because love-making is one of the rarest moment he can truly relax and forget about all the troubles linked to his work. He always sleep with his partner nestled against his chest. But careful, he snores.

#chris redfield #resident evil #do you know your alphabet #headcanon

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bastionkeeper · 7 years ago

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What happens if Taako and Barry's thrall mix

You've heard of naked and afraid? Well get ready for nutting and screaming I'm talking fear boners I'm talking some Dracula fetish shit

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mllelaurel · 7 years ago

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So apparently half my headcanons involve the Boner Squad.

Imagine one day Lup just wants to drop in on Angus and hug him while he’s at school, which is a cool thought, am I right, only now there are people screaming everywhere, because freaking GRIM REAPERS, and Barry has to talk to the teacher and be like, “it’s okay, ma’am. Nobody’s dying, I swear. My wife just wanted to see her, uh, nephew? Honey, he’s your nephew, right?”

And Kravitz is like, “We are all very sorry about the intrusion.”

And Lup’s like “I’m not sorry.” (She’s a little sorry for scaring kids, but fear’s good for ‘em, keeps them on their toes.)

And Angus is not sorry at all. Angus grins all day for the rest of the day.

#the adventure zone #taz spioilers #headcanons

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sea040561 · 7 years ago

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UPDATE: Suzanne’s 100 Followers Writing Challenge

So, as pointed out to me by the lovely @seenashwrite, I forgot to include the list of prompts when I posted my update about the writing challenge!

So, I am going to repost everything below the “Keep Reading” tab!

Hey 100 Followers!

So, in honor of 100 followers, I am hosting a writing challenge! WOOHOO! I love reading fan fiction so I figured why not have you wonderful fan fiction authors write so I have stuff to read? LMAO

Here are the RULES AND REGULATIONS:

Suzanne's 100 Followers Supernatural Writing Challenge

To participate, YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING ME!! I will follow you bake!

Please reblog this post and tag any authors that might be interested.

There is a selection of 20 movies quotes, 20 TV quotes, and 20 song titles to choose from. Please choose a first choice and a second choice.

You may write for ANY PAIRING AT ALL!! M/M, F/F, F/M, Trans, Cis etc. Reader inserts ARE included and highly encouraged!

You may write ANY type of fic - smut, angst, fluff, canon, crack, crossovers (with crossover characters as secondary characters), RPF, RPS, Winsister, etc.

You may use kinks in your fics. It doesn't matter what it is as long as it goes with the storyline.

Message or send me an ask with your choices AND pairings under @sea040561. You do not have to indicate if you are using a kink or what type of fic it is going to be.

Your fic must be a minimum of 750 words! Use the "Keep Reading" tab though. Fics DO NOT have to be a one-shot. That decision is up to you! You retain ownership of the fic.

IMPORTANT: Your quote or song title MUST BE USED SOMEWHERE in the fic as a piece of dialogue!

If you can, please have someone beta your fic even if just for punctuation and spelling errors!

When posting, please use the hashtag #Suzanne's 100 Followers Supernatural Writing Challenge within the first 3 tags!

Tag me under both my blogs: @sea040561 & @my-favorite-fiction67. A lot of people have trouble tagging me under @sea040561 which is why I included my secondary one.

Please include an author's note with your quote/song and where it is from or who sang it, who your pairing is, any kinks and any warnings you feel are needed and tag me in it @sea040561 and @my-favorite-fiction67 along with the title of this challenge

All fics are due by September 15th, 2017. I know there is a lot of other challenges going on right now which is why I am giving 3 months for it.

Finally, PLEASE MESSAGE ME WHEN YOU POST YOUR FIC!

100 Follower Challenge Movie quotes:

1. "Because I'm 50 shades of fucked up" - Christian Grey - 50 Shades of Grey @sofreddie 2. "I'm not putting that in my butt" - Ana Steele - 50 Shades Darker 3. "It says right here it is a dessert wine" - Jan - Grease 4. "Marty: Do you think these glasses make me look smarter? Rizzo: No, you can still see your face." - Grease @redlipstickandthewinchesters 5. "So long, gay boys!" - Mr Chow - The Hangover 6. "Not you, fat Jesus" - The Hangover 7. "Stop trying to make fetch happen, Gretchen." - Regina George - Mean Girls 8. "I can't help it if I have a wide set vagina and a heavy flow" - Chubby girl - Mean Girls 9. "Aubrey: I know you have a toner for Jesse." "Becca: A what?" "Aubrey: A toner. A musical boner." - Pitch Perfect 10. "Lily: I set fires to feel joy. Donald: That's adorable" - Pitch Perfect 11. "There's gum on my seat... GUM!" Annie - Speed 12. "Jesus, Bob, what button did you push?" - Young Executive - Speed 13. "All the dinosaurs feared the mighty T-Rex" - Deadpool @jayankles 14. "That's a face I'd be happy to sit on" - Vanessa - Deadpool - @crowleysplaythings/@allmightqueenofangst (John x reader) 15. "Show Dick some respect" - John Bender - The Breakfast Club 16. "Dick, I mean Richard, does Barry Manilow you raid his wardrobe on a daily basis." - John Bender - The Breakfast Club 17. "Wolverine: You actually go outside in these things? Cyclops: Well, what would you prefer, yellow spandex?" - X Men 18. "Steve Rogers: Is everything a joke to you? Tony Stark: Funny things are." - The Avengers 19. "Gamora: I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy." - Guardians of the Galaxy 20. "Slater: Didja ever look at a dollar bill, man? There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too." - Dazed and Confused

Songs:

1. "Love Screws Me Up" - Rick Springfield 2. "Living in Oz" - Rick Springfield 3. "Shape of You" - Ed Sheeren 4. "Thinking out Loud" - Ed Sheeren 5. "Slow Hands" - Naill Horan @redlipstickandthewinchesters 6. "Strip That Down" - Liam Payne 7. "Mo Bounce" - Iggy Azelea 8. "Higher Ground" - Red Hot Chili Peppers 9. "Remix (I like it)" - New Kids on the Block 10. "Larger then Life" - Backstreet Boys 11. "It Make Me Ill" - 'N Sync 12. "Hungry Like a Wolf" - Duran Duran @wonderange 13. "I Wanna Sex You Up" - Color Me Badd 14. "Makin' Me Look Good Again" - Drake White 15. "Starving" by Hailee Steinfeld 16. "Hold Back the River" by James Bay 17. "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt 18. "Treat You Better by Shawn Mendes 19. "Way Down We Go" by Kaleo 20. "Unsteady" by X Ambassadors

TV Quotes

1. "Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it!" - Friends 2. "I'm not great at advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment instead?" - Friends @darling-highness 3. "We actually started an urban legend!" - Psych 4. "Falling in love with you was never part of the plan." - Psych - @invisibleassbutt (Destiel) 5. "It's a gift... and a curse." - Monk 6. "Unless I'm wrong, which, you know, I'm not." - Monk 7. "I'm wearing the hat, where's the party?" - Full House 8. "Okay let's face it, I'm a lean, mean, hugging machine." - Full House 9. "You can have the worst crap in the world happen to you and you can get over it. All you gotta do is survive." - Grey's Anatomy - @benjerry77/@impalapiegirl67 10. "I'm sure it must feel as though everything is coming apart, but you can get through this." - Grey's Anatomy 11. "Scully: You have seen this before, I can tell. You lied to them. Mulder: I would never lie. I willfully participated in a campaign of misinformation." - X Files 12. "Dr. Robert Romano: I'm beginning to think that "ER" stands for "everyone's retarded"." - ER 13. "Dr. John Carter: [Instructing his med student] Grab that penis and show it who's boss." - ER 14. "Emerson Cod: Future Me though, is going 'I told you so' up one side of you down the other one... but Now Me is just gonna sit back and watch.'' - Pushing Daisies 15. "Chrissy Snow: You know, if women ran the world there'd be none of these stupid wars! Janet Wood Dawson: Yeah! Stanley Roper: Yeah, all the countries would nag each other to death!" - Three's Company 16. "Ralph Furley: This is a respectable building. NO ROMAN ORGIES!" - Three's Company 17. "Sheldon: I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested!" - The Big Bang Theory 18. "Monica Gellar: Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! The one thing that's ours!" - Friends 19. "Ross Gellar: OK, how about Ruth? Rachel Greene: Oh, I'm sorry, are we having an 89 year old woman?" - Friends (on naming their baby) - @wideawakeandwriting 20. "Steven Hyde: When Kelso's the only one of us thinking straight, something's wrong." - That 70s Show

#Suzanne's 100 Followers Supernatural Writing Challenge #update #please reblog #calling all Supernatural Fan Fiction authors #amazing writers #I have 100 followers now!#I love reading fan fiction

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rkira · 8 years ago

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Song a day for 2016

Cool Guys don't look at explosions. Lonely island

Armageddon-Vox

High In Church-Trevor Moore.

Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Zelda with Lyrics- Brental Floss

You're not the boss of me now-They might be Giants

Boys and Girls LMC

Superman vs Goku ERB

Starlight Starshine Steam powered Giraffe

Craig Stephen Lynch

Clint Eastwood Gorillaz

Gimme Chocolate Baby Metal

Roundtable Rival Lindsey Stirling

Time Warp Rocky Horror Picture Show

I'm not okay (I promise) My Chemical Romance.

Angry white boy polka Weird Al

Almost Human Voltaire.

Martin Luther King vs Ghandi ERB

Batman/Xmen animated openings

Somewhere Over The Rainbow/Wonderful World IZ

Carry on my wayward son-kansas

Grey And Blue-Brave and bold

Share the one world- One Piece

God Thinks-Voltaire

This is war- 30 seconds to mars

March of the Inmates- Psychonauts

I wupped batman's ass

Legal Assassin-Repo the genetic opera.

D-City Rock PSG

Ready Steady Go Larc en Ciel

Devil went down to Georgia- CDB

I wanna rock- Twisted Sister

Polkamon- Weird Al

I can't stop Laughing- Joker

Teen Titans, Japanese version, english translation- Beast Boy

Shoot All Your Problems Away-Tomska

Steven Universe full theme-Steven and the crystal gems

Oh No you didn't

I don't love you-MCR

Heartbeat-2pm

Killed by Love-Alice Cooper

How can I not love you

Nothing-The Script

Classic Rock tune- Stephen Lynch

Breakeven- The Script

Musical Suicide- Tomska

Hallelujah- Rufus Wainwright

Only my heart talking-Alice cooper

Knights in white satin

Only you-Joker

Can't smile without you- Barry manilow +Pokemon themes

Turn Back the clock- Steam powered giraffe.

My Immortal -Evanescense

I need some sleep- Eels

On my own- Les Miserables

Feathery Wings- Voltaire

Ghost of you- My Chemical romance

Hell is living without you-alice cooper

If you ever come back- the script

love stinks- adam sandler

Youth-Daughter

Talk you down- The script

Somebody Kill me please- Adam Sandler

Owee- Voltaire

Six degrees of separation- the script

Give my love to rose- johnny cash

how- daughter

Skinny genes- Jenny bee cover

I miss the misery- ten second songs

Come on Eileen- Dexy midnight runners

Overkill- colin hay

rant song- scrubs

Ashita kuru hi Kobato

Bink's sake, rumbar pirates

Stronger than you- Garnet-steven

Burning Love- Elivis

So strong my face is

Murmaider

Owls- Weebls

Riding a black Unicorn- Voltaire

Put a banana in your ear

Soul- Ox

Amazing horse- Mr.Weebl

Elector Gypsy- Savlonic

The Driver- Salvonic

Tiny Japanese Girl- Salvonic

YOLO- Lonely Island

4 Chords- Axis of Awesome.

Rage of thrones- Axis of awesome

Renegade- Styx

He Lives in you(Reprise)-Lion King

Mirror B Theme

Dr. Mario- Brental Floss

All Champion Themes

Mercenary

Smash Bros

You Don't Know Me- Bandy Leggz

Ashley- Wario

Look who's laughing now

The stars-steam powered giraffe

deviljho

tetris with lyrics. Brental floss

When you walk away- kingdom hearts

every pokemon intro

Bishock song- Brental Floss

Bioshock infinite song- Brental Floss

Chop Chop Master onion rap- parappa the rapper

Undertale-Undertale

Squid Sisters

All rival theme

Dearly Beloved yoko shimomura

Video game medley-lindsey sterling

crash bandicoot 1 theme

mario bros theme

green hill sonic theme

pacman theme-smash

no more hereoes, its kill or be killed

I am all of me.

elite four battle themes

all lab themes

all team bosses

J.R.R tolkien vsx George R. R. Martin ERB

x gon give it to ya

Giant Woman Steven Universe

yoda weird al

Darth Vader vs Hitler 1 2 3

founding fathers trevor moore

Drive me bats: BTBTB

mother lover lonely island

Make man out of you TFS

El Barquito Voltaire

saga of jesse Jane Alice cooper

Danger zone Kenny

Be Prepared scar

Everybody wants to be a cat

Yes no

You're a fucking nerd Ok Go

On a boat one piece

boner song wkuk

anybody there? script

Crabs weebl

ultrasound: johnny massacre

I dreamed a dream anne hathaway

D&D stephen lynch

if we were gay ninja sex party

If you could see me now. script

Mine turtle tomska

I like trains tomska

monster masune

I dont want that for you steven universe

If I were gay stephen lynch

friends theme.

I love rock and rool, joan jett

hot patootie bless my soul rocky horror meatloaf

Ebola la la.

Wrecking ball beef seeds cover

65 rock songs, ten second songs

Ijime, Dame, Zettai

A boy named Sue. Johnny cash

Bad blood ten second songs

Roxanne-police

it's the little things alice cooper

Night surgeon- Repo! The genetic opera

Under Pressure-Queen.

Yakko's nations of the world

wakko's 50 capitols.

Feel good ten second songs

totally gay for america wkuk

Brooklyn Rage- Joey Wheeler

Come sail away Yugioh

I'm on a blimp kaiba

Pharaoh's throne yami

Hold me- steam powered giraffe

Soliton- Steam powered giraffe

Honeybee- Steam powered giraffe

Diamonds steam powered giraffe cover

I love it steam powered giraffe cover

Captain Albert Alexander Steam Powered Giraffe

I've got a theory buffy

what you feel buffy

wish I could stay Buffy

Moses supposes his toeses are roses singing in the rain

JJBA medly+ alt jojos

Old folks home WKUK

Hitler rap WKUK

getting high with dinosaurs wkuk

get a new daddy WKUK

The Never song WKUK

Aren't you lucky WKUK

God Says WKUK

God wants you to wear a hat WKUK.

Carl Poppa

Obsidiots

La Bibbida bibba dum

Fire fire Steam powered Giraffe

teen titans

teen titans jap

ghost napa

Black sheep scott pilgrim

Undertale the musical, papyrus, brental floss

Kirby with lyrics Brental Floss

Baby Mario and Papa Yoshi. Brental Floss

Automatonic Electronic steam powered giraffe

Mecto Amore steam powered giraffe

A way into your heart steam powered giraffe

I'll rust with you steam powered giraffe

I go looney, mark hamill, the joker

Heavens Not enough

Stray Steve Conte

jiyuu e no shoutai L'arc en ciel

hall of fame the script

Better off with her-Amethyst-Steven

Haven't you noticed-Sadie-Steven

Like a comment greg-steven

What can I do for you Rose & Greg- steven

Do it for her-Pearl & Connie – steven

Peace and love peridot and steven

Answer ruby/sapphire -steven

It's over, isn't it? Pearl- steven

Digmon eng/jap openings

You're my zing. Adam sandler

Hold the door Hodor

Stacy's Mom-Fountains of Wayne

1985 Bowling for soup.

High School Never ends Bowling for Soup

Into the Ocean- Blue October

Ok Go

Schniztlebank

Disenchanted MCR

amish paradise

foil

eat it

Gump

Ode to a superhero

Jurassic Park

Another tattoo

Fat

the saga begins

complicated

sports song

bedrock anthem

dare to be stupid.

Genius in france

ricky

happy birthday

polka face

first world problems

word crimes

preform this way

Drive thru

Party in the CIA

Couch Potato

weasel stomping day

white and nerdy

close but no cigar

CNR

Hardware Store

bob

virus alert.

Don't download this song. Weird al

Tacky weird al

all I want- kodaline

shooting star bad company

just what I needed

jacks lamnent

chi chi wo moge

Careless whisper

neon, salvonic

boombox lonely island

jack sparrow lonely island

GG the giraffe

die for you, alice cooper

It's me, Alice cooper.

Reign on me

halloween stephen lynch

can't sleep, clowns will eat me.

oogie Boogie

spooky scary skeleton

brains

epiphany

scooby doo openings

land of the dead

monster mash

repoman

death death

disco bloodbath boogie fever

don't fear the reaper

zombie prostitute

keeper of the reaper

kidnap the sandy claws.

Adams family/munsters/goosebumps

vampire club

feed my frankenstein

ghost busters

skeletons in my closet

courage the cowardly dog.

wrapped in silk

the one that got away

I know where you live

wake the dead

He's back, the man behind the mask

when you're evil

cannibal buffet

keepin halloween alive

This is halloween

I love you egg

Happy Birthday Voltaire

Tomorrow comes today

clint eastwoood

19-2000

rock the house

rock it

dirty harry

feel good

el manana

stylo

superfast jellyfish

on melancholy hill

rhinestone eyes

do ya thing

You're Welcome Moana

Shiney Moana

We know the way Moana

Kyle's Mom

Beard no Beard

Mysterious Ticking Noise

Oh no you didn't

candy mountain

I am a millipede

It's friday

Hound dog

Can't help falling in love

Here comes a thought- Steven

Love Like You Steven

Hey Oh RHCP/ Monsters Matchbook Romance

Christmas Time In Hell South Park

Christmas at ground zero

the night santa went crazy

You're a mean one Mr Grinch

Merry F ing Christmas

I fucking love christmas

Blue Christmas

xmas time might might bosstones

Christmas shoes

Davey's song

Barney stinsons christmas songs

Home alone the song

All I want for christmas is you tens econd songs

popo the genie

12 days of christmas tfs

12 days of christmas overwatch

marshmallow world spg

christmas slippers tiny dick

12 days of christmas canadian

chanukah song 1-4

Christmas song adam sandler

santa claws, alice cooper

town meeting

Making christmas

scrooge muppet christmas carol

I don't have a name for it spg

Cellophane Steam Powered Giraffe

over drive steam powered giraffe

malfunction

guy love scrubs

scrubs theme,

#song a day.

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