#barisi incorrect quotes

[nerevarbignaturals]

Carisi: Raf, you love me, right? 

Barba: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

[specialvalentinesunit]

[sass-and-suspenders]

ADA Carisi: Maybe the real verdict is the friends we made along the way

Judge Barba: No, it’s guilty

[winchesterszvonecek]

favorite svu ship?

honestly, i don’t really have any svu ships… i very rarely ever ship fictional characters together (don’t ask me why bc i have no idea, but i just don’t and that’s the way it’s always been for me)

i am partial to barisi though, i dont necessarily ship them nor do i read for them but i enjoy some of the funny posts people make about them, like the incorrect quotes ones and stuff like that 😊

[lawandorderbfu]

barba w/ carisi: ignore my tall, idiotic counterpart

[irenespring]

SVU Incorrect Quote 3

Sonny: Okay, help me please! Rafael: Got two words for you. Sonny: I bet they won't be helpful. Rafael: Your problem. Sonny: I was right

[larimart809]

[Carisi de manera inconsciente le dice "mamá" a Olivia Benson en la estación]

[Todo el escuadrón lo mira con la boca abierta]

Rafael: [a Carisi, que está rojo como un tomate] Por favor, tú y yo tenemos sexo pasional casi todos los días, no le digas mamá a mi mejor amiga cuando yo esté presente.

[svuincorrect]

carisi, trying to flirt: i was arrested for being too handsome

barba: the charges were dropped because there was no supporting evidence whatsoever.

[thesevenkingdomsrightfulqueen]

Barba: The game is on.

Olivia: What are you, Sherlock?

Barba: *suddenly pulls out a Sherlock-esque hat and pipe*

Olivia: Yes apparently you are...didn't take you for the "dress up" type.

Barba: This is strictly to get me in the mindset for deductive reasoning, all business.

Carisi: I'll be Watson!

Barba: NO YOU CAN'T PLAY WITH US!

Olivia: All business, huh?

[fairleyobsessed]

Carisi: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Barba: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Carisi: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING AMANDA WITH ME

Olivia, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

[specialvalentinesunit]

[sass-and-suspenders]

Rafael: As an apology for what I said to you, you can hug me for four to five seconds

Sonny: FORTY-FIVE SECONDS!!!

Rafael: No-

[bisexualcrowley]

Barba: How do I delete the phone function on my phone?

Sonny: Sorry, what?

Barba: I don’t want phone calls.

[lawandorderbfu]

carisi: i've connected the two dots

barba: you didn't connect shit

carisi: i've connected them

[angelicdestieldemon]

Barba: Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Carisi: Yes.

Barba: I was hula-hooping. I attend a class for fitness and for fun.

Carisi: Oh my God.

Barba: *shows Carisi pictures of himself hula-hooping* I’ve mastered all the moves: the pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the... oopsy-doodle.

Carisi: Why are you telling me this?

Barba: Because no one will ever believe you. *deletes the pictures*

Carisi: no! no! ...you sick son of a bitch

[svu-incorrect]

Sonny: on a scale of 1-10 you’re a nine because I’m the one you need ;)

Barba: what the fuck I’m CLEARLY a ten? ARE YOU BLIND!?