#barfff

[angellurgy2]

as a puppygirl, it is *integral* that you learn how to bowowowow

[sporkberries]

Remembering meryl is 18 in mgs1 and taking psychic damage

[wingherc]

｢𓆄｣ "Less implying, more just kinda flat out saying it. That's okay, right?"

"Something like that." Her hands cupping either side of his face brought him to look up at her with bright innocent eyes. Gross!

"I can leave it, no worries! If that's what you want, I'll make it happen: whatever you want!"

"Keigo Takami...are you implying that you unconditionally love me?" Sure it sounds lame, but when has she ever cared about that? Never! That's when! And she's just as much of a sap.

"How it should be, huh? 'Cause us together just feels right?" Aerith places her hands on either side of his face, bringing him up to look at her. "Secluded sounds nice. Veeery nice. As long as no work laptops are involved!" she's only half-joking, but really he shouldn't pull out his work laptop so much. "Kidding! I know you still have to check in on things."

[onlyzizi]

the phrase “he’s a grown man with dick and balls” has done more to help me than anything else

[wonderlandica]

i hate myselfff..... screeeee

[sylvioki]

BARFFF

[empressawesomecoolness]

that one tiktoker that said Eddie Munson would be a Dream stan

i hate when people characterize a fictional character's nerddom wrong - like when a character is canonically really into sci fi or something and the fandom is like "he's a nerd...so he would be into vocaloid" or when a character is an anime otaku so fanon goes "oh he would definitely be a DND player"

different breeds of nerd. different breeds of nerd, dude. you paint nerds with a wide brush, when nerddom is so vast. you flatten the dorks of the world into nothingness. that makes you a coward to me.

[finsplurtz]

first time — choso kamo

— dom ! male.reader x sub ! Choso Kamo

— contents : virgin choso , corruption kink prolly.. uhh dark stuff

warnings : virginity loss … does this count as r@pe

✩°｡ ⋆⸜ 🎧✮

Choso being super clueless about sex or js anything sexual in general that yn would use him for his own pleasure.

He doesn’t even know what a kiss is, but he does it with yn since he claims it’s “something friends do”. It’s not hurting anyone so guess it’s fine…

Till yn does something a little different.. his hands roam choso’s body just touching whatever he can reach, while choso is letting the guy shove his tongue down his throat.

He’d ask “what are you doing..?” Yn would respond, “wanna make you feel good” and smile.

Choso being all naked and feeling exposed he tries to stop yn. “W-wait I don’t feel…good..” he’d look at yn with the saddest puppy eyes.

“Aww cmon Cho’ honey… just wanna be closer to you…” yn would say in a sad tone and leave kisses all over his neck and shoulders.

He’d feel so bad and just let it happen. Yn would be the person to take his virginity and he’d make sure nobody else even THOUGHT of Choso in that way. It’d hurt first time and he’d cry but Choso would force himself thru it js to make yn happy.

The more they’d do it, the more Choso would get addicted to having sex. He’d initiate it all the time and have it anywhere.

At some point he’d even try to convince others to do it with him….. yn gets there before the person explains to Choso what sex really means.

Choso loves it anyway:)

a/n; barfff this kinda suckz

[crypticf1sh]

Barfff they’d find eachother in every universe or whatever 🤢

I am having insane difficulties with drawing rn but here’s a very self-indulgent AU of Tommy on the qsmp

A while back Bad shared an ending to the dsmp that would’ve revealed that the members of the dsmp were a collection of people ripped from their respective realities by DXD.

So my idea here is Tommy’s original reality was the qsmp and after the dsmp ended she was brought back to her proper reality.

I’ll undoubtedly explain this more later

[cxlliefxn]

OFC I HAD TO MAKE EDITS OF THIS PANEL BC IM SO SICKKK I LOVE HACHI X GOGGLES SM IT MAKES ME BARFFF 😝😝😝😜😜💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞

[souvlki]

i take a picture n im lik nope noooo barfff delete it areheghhhg gross u are so gross ugly bitchhghkys

[angellurgy2]

barfff

[quartztwst]

MARRY JADE INSTEAD I MARRIED RIDDLE FIRST 😡😡

🌷🪴

WHY WOULD I MARRY JADE LEECH EWWWWW I HATE JADE LEECH GAGG BARFFF GGROOSSSS EEWNEKFAJB 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

[realcube]

YOU GOT: SHOYO HINATA

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ matchup for @yourmelluna

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ if you would like a matchup, read this!

'Love Language : — Physical touch'

𓆩♡𓆪 hinata is soo a physical touch and words of affirmation guy

𓆩♡𓆪 he hugs super tight and they are always spontaneous

𓆩♡𓆪 like he'll run up to you in the halls and you'll almost be knocked over by the force of his huggery

𓆩♡𓆪 and maybe not so much before y'all are dating but afterwards, he's always taking any excuse to touch you

𓆩♡𓆪 like fidgeting with your hands/fingers while y'all walk, braiding your hair (he has a little sister so he defo knows how lol), or just randomly squishing your cheek while you talk

𓆩♡𓆪 he likes to poke you too, that's literally his love language

𓆩♡𓆪 in the stomach, on the arm, on the cheek, on the forehead, on the hand, anywhere!!! you will be poked!!

𓆩♡𓆪 and yes he is going to say 'boop' when he does it ofc this is hinata we are talking about

𓆩♡𓆪 and whenever he does it in public or in front of his teammates, specifically any of the other first years they are always like barfff

𓆩♡𓆪 but he doesn't care

𓆩♡𓆪 😤 he thinks it's cute and likes seeing you smile so

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'— Best at English,

— Worst at Maths'

𓆩♡𓆪 same for shoyo except he's worst at both lmao

𓆩♡𓆪 but it's okay bc he has you now :D

𓆩♡𓆪 so when you guys fail maths together, you can find solace in each other's arms

𓆩♡𓆪 (and also gripe about how hard and unfair that test was 😣)

𓆩♡𓆪 although he is known to try his best so he'd probably get you to do maths study dates with him

𓆩♡𓆪 basically where you meet up and his house and watch maths tutor videos on his phone

𓆩♡𓆪 but they are so verbose and unhelpful, it's just got you both stairng at the screen like

𓆩♡𓆪 after a while hinata, once he realises that you are equally as confused as he is, he'll lean over his shoulder and look at you like... maybe the problem is that we need a break and nutrition to feed our brains .. snacks??

𓆩♡𓆪 SNACKS!!!

𓆩♡𓆪 staying up until 1am to raid hinata's pantry when you both have a test the next day 😗✌

𓆩♡𓆪 as for english , he's not good at that either so he is gonna need a bit of your help

𓆩♡𓆪 though it should be okay because you did say that you're forgiving and non-judgemental

𓆩♡𓆪 and it's good that you don't judge him bc... lord knows most people would

𓆩♡𓆪 pls don't laugh at him when it takes him ten tries to spell gorgeous

𓆩♡𓆪 and even after ten tries you're like, 'okay, maybe the word gorgeous is too hard. try beautiful?'

𓆩♡𓆪 and he spells it like bewteeful

𓆩♡𓆪 sigh..

𓆩♡𓆪 he really does appreciate you for helping him though and will always provide snacks for you whenever you come round

𓆩♡𓆪 ALSO it all worth it when you see him face light up with joy as he comes running towards you in the hallway, holding his english test in his hand

𓆩♡𓆪 '(y/n), (y/n)! look!'

𓆩♡𓆪 'what is it, shoyo?' you ask , and he looks absolutely ecstatic so you assume it's good news

𓆩♡𓆪'look what i got on my english test'

𓆩♡𓆪 he shows you the paper and it says C-

𓆩♡𓆪 and now you're confused...

𓆩♡𓆪 'hinata .. that's a C minus.' you clarify , just in case he maybe missed that part.

𓆩♡𓆪 'i know!! which means i passed!!'

𓆩♡𓆪 you nod, since what he said is technically true, even if C minus is the lowest possible passing grade, and you open your arms to invite him for a hug, and he virtually throws himself into you

𓆩♡𓆪 'good job, shoyo. very well done.'

𓆩♡𓆪 'thank you.. but i couldn't have done it without you!! let's get meatbuns to celebrate!!'

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for @yourmelluna: i was thinking nishinoya at first but settled on hinata.

[limnsaber]

Star Wars YouTube keeps me updated on Star Wars news but the minute they express an opinion I’m like BARFFF and NO and BAD and WRONG

[ashlynt]

I CANT STAND BUBBA IT MAKES ME WANT TO BARFFF

When a fanfic writer puts a nickname you think Is icky in their smut fic