#barcode kitties

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Ichiro & Ophelia from Barcode Kitties

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[ID: A cowboy themed drawing of Marilyn from Barcode Kitties. She’s a fluffy pink cartoon cat with green and blue flowers on her flank and her whiskers are drawn like barcodes. She has a neutral expression. She’s wearing a tan cowboy hat with a gold medal on the front and is twirling a lasso above her head. Text underneath her reads: “I don’t understand why square dancing would be “inappropriate” for this situation.” in pink and purple billo font. The background is a simple peach lace texture. /END ID]

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Barcode kitty graph paper notebooks (Source: Ozon)

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Barcode ig story 03.04.23

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Ok since I have a bit more substantial following. I'm going to detail my surefire method for shoplifting from walmart. I've been doing this for a couple years now, without any repercussions, with my method you can do the same. Read this whole guide, and feel free to ask me questions if need be.

So step one: do your shopping as normal, except grab a few 92 cent packages of tuna(anything small, flat and cheap will work). The amount you grab depends on how many things you're going to steal.

While shopping, place the item to be stolen on top of the tuna in your cart. it's very important that you know where the barcodes are located on both items, as this will come into play in a big way. What's also important is that the item is big enough to completely hide the tuna package under it. Otherwise this method can be risky.

Step two: once you are done with your shopping, head to self check out. Keep an eye on the walmart employee who is manning that station, you want to choose a self checkout that is as far away from them as possible (in my experience these people aren't paying THAT much attention and if they are, they dont care. Look for the younger employee, the ones on their phones, they are your best friend). You want your back facing these people as well.

Step three: Time to ring things up.

Something that is crucial is that you are not stealing literally everything.

Some of your items are going to be paid for normally, and ideally it's some high dollar items you have hid the tuna under. You're going to scan the tuna barcode but make it seem like you are scanning the other item's barcode. This is why you need to hide the tuna underneath the item, be careful not to scan the actual item's barcode because you might end up actually buying it lmao.

Proceed to scan your items, I always do the tuna items first, just to get them out of the way and bagged. I then scan the rest of my items normally, proceed to pay and then leave walmart. Those little scanners at the door only work for things with security devices on them, so dont worry about that. once you are in the parking lot you are home free baby! You just saved a fuckton of money and gave a big fuck you to walmart, good job!

Now, I make it seem very simple, and it is easy once you get the hang of it.

But there a few caveats that are very important.

1. You want everything in a bag, because the employee manning the doors are tasked with checking the receipt if you have something that is not bagged. They are lookingfor the unbagged item on the receipt, and if you have a lot of stuff and only some of them aren't paid for, then usually this isn't an issue. They'll see your huge ass tub of kitty litter on there, and ignore the rest. Still, being stopped by any employee is unwanted.

2. Some self checkout kiosks monitor the weight of items you scan and then place in self checkout, the bagging area is a scale. HOWEVER, in recent years, walmart has forgone that method of limiting shoplifting, I think because it would cause more trouble than it's worth. You need to go to your walmart and test this, which is easy to do.

Above all, it's important to act natural, and it's important to practice. Try it with just one item, you will not get in trouble for having a single item not rung up, if caught.

This post has gotten a bit longer than expected, so if you have questions let me know. HAPPY SHOPLIFTING FUCK WALMART TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL

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Portuguese Barcode Kitties CM

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peace and love, okay?

[ID: Marilyn and Bathesheba from Barcode Kitties nuzzling against each other. Marilyn is a fluffy pink cat with a blue flower on her flank, and Bathesheba is a white and yellow siamese cat wearing a pink hairbow, blue feather boa, and has pink hearts on her flank. Both of their whiskers are styled like barcodes. They are walking side by side; tails entwined and nuzzling each others’ cheeks. Bathesheba is leaning against Marilyn slightly. Blue green hearts float out of Marilyn’s head. There are copy pasted compressed images of a Ruth Morehead angel in both top left and bottom right corners of the drawing. The background is a photograph of some trees with the opacity low and an orange filter over it. /END ID]

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