#barbatos lay tf off him

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this is literally so genuinely upsetting im going to throw up

[devildomsvixenmc]

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷MC Has a Rat Toy༉‧₊˚.

Characters: Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Belphegor, Diavolo, Barbatos

Type: Headcanons

Genre: Crack

You were just so bored on day that you decided to check out the Amazon of Devildom - Akuzon! Out of curiosity, you ordered a toy rat just to see what Akuzon has got to offer. The package arrives and you decided to play around with it...

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ੈ♡˳Lucifer✧.*

let’s say Lucifer’s on cooking duty, with Mammon helping him out in the kitchen

you wanted to test how far the controller can reach the toy rat so you decided that the kitchen is a good place to practice on... 

while LUCIFER is there... you know you’re gonna punished, right?

but you still did it anyway because you’re MC :D

obviously Lucifer noticed right away, you noticed that he noticed right away

he scolds you but you didn’t budge, for some reason, he lets you off for now as long as you don’t cause any chaos

but then this idiot dracula-wannabe accidentally stepped on it??? and he slipped??? while trying to grab some seasoning???

oh well, let’s just hope you survive the day

ੈ♡˳Mammon✧.*

okay so Mammon is hanging out in your room while you’re just soo fixated on the rat toy

you were testing the toy out, Mammon doesn’t pay much attention since he’s just scrolling through Devilgram

initially, when he first saw the toy, he was like “wtf MC?? tf you’re doing?”

but then he saw the entertainment potential of the toy (ehem prank his brothers)

but Mammon also shuddered at the thought of Lucifer scolding him so he just lost interest

you wanted to test the durability of the toy rat

and what did you do?

you throw it at Mammon of course!

then a high pitched scream echoed throughout the House of Lamentation

Lucifer got involved anyway T_T

ੈ♡˳Leviathan✧.*

bring the rat toy into this man’s room and he doesn’t really care 

he has a MOUSE after all

while Levi is so engrossed in whatever game he’s playing

you decided to test the rat toy :D

this time, you’re actually sane just letting the plastic rat roll along the floor

but then you decided to make his shelf with his beloved figurines a race track

Levi did not notice right away so you decided to make a rat go faster

cue his Ruri-chan figurine falling off the shelf because your toy accidentally hit it

cue the house being flooded with Levi’s tears as well

ੈ♡˳Belphegor✧.*

you really want to test how strong the rat toy is, don’t you?

which is why you decided to go to the attic, knowing Belphie is sleeping?

so here you are, at the attic, sitting beside a sleeping Belphegor with the toy rat and controller in your hands

you gently lay the toy rat on the literal FOREHEAD of Belphie, fortunately it didn’t fall off

you control the tiny rat around with the whirring noise being the only sound you can here

everything’s going fine until the toy rat manages to lodge itself into Belphie’s half-open mouth >.<

finding the scene funny, you take your D.D.D. out preparing to take a pic

a few milliseconds before you hit the button, Belphie decided to jumpscare you!

you ended up with a blurry yet horrifying picture of Belphegor

ੈ♡˳Diavolo✧.*

how did you even manage to enter the castle without Barbatos noticing the toy rat?

oh yeah, you just put it inside your school bag and it seems like fate is on your side, Diavolo decided to invite you over after classes

you accepted because why not? you have some fun stuff you can show to Diavolo afterall

it’s after Barbatos left the room when you decided to whip out your “shall-not-be-named-in-front-of-barbatos” electric plastic brown-grey toy :DD

Diavolo finds it amusing and asks if he can play with it

he had struggled controlling it at the beginning but later got the handle of it

but the two of you forgot that Barbatos will return with the pastries you want

and Barbatos did return... with the rat toy now spinning on top of the table...

both you and Diavolo can only feel the chills down your spines before shit went down

ੈ♡˳Barbatos✧.*

I can literally just copy-paste Diavolo’s part on this one but I’ll make a different scenario

this time, Barbatos decided to help out with the mess in the House of Lamentations

you heard that some of the brothers caused a massive destruction somewhere in the house, naturally Lucifer would involve you in the cleaning as well but you were so tired he just let you have a break for this time

but you were curious what the demons were doing, couldn’t a human satisfy their curiosity for once? of course they can!

so you decided to tape this tiny go-pro you also got from Akuzon a while back on the rat, making it a “spy”

with the go-pro connected to your phone, you’re able to view what the “rat is seeing”

so you make it go to where Barbatos and the brothers are at

they’re actually just cleaning, nothing peculiar here- oh, Oh, OH-

Barbatos is staring directly at you? no, he’s staring at the FUCKING RAT

“WHY DOES SUCH THING EXIST AT THE HOUSE OF LAMENTATIONS?”

lmao you literally just made the damage worst, poor House of Lamentations and Barbatos

[queenofallimagines]

Idk if this counts as a specific request but I love your wash day with the brothers post and I would like to request wash day with the side characters? Or any of them you feel like doing <3

My boys🥺 left out Luke bc idk what to write for him Lmao

Simon:

- father I have sinned

- No bc why is he so fine?

- God knew what he was doing when he dressed them Ángels like that😡

- But he(somehow) has 3b hair

- When he hears you washing your hair he’s immediately jumping in to help

- The type to check the ingredients on every bottle to make sure they’re not bad

- He’s secretly shady and you cannot convince me otherwise

- “Your hair feels a little dry so you want to borrow my leave in?”

- Definitely the “bless your heart” type

- Grabs the shower caps bc he will make you deep condition

- “5 more minutes”

- Amazing at getting all the soap out and massaging your scalp

- You be wanting to fall asleep

- Heats the oil to the perfect temperature

- Can’t really part and section that good but he does get your whole scalp

- He loves Bantu knot outs

- Like he’ll put your hair in some knots and slip it into your bonnet

- Like things that are convenient

- That’s not to say he won’t body some braids

- Let’s you borrow his hair pins and clips

- He has like 40 combs bc he looses them all in his drawers

- 10 rat tails just laying around purgatory hall

- Buys you cute angel wing hair clips to wear

- Drys your hair with a T-shirt

- When you sleepover he puts silk pillowcases on the bed

- Has a bonnet in his room in case you forgot yours

- Will bug you about your hair 24/7

- “Did you moisturize today?”

- “Are you using rubber bands to keep your hair up🤢”

- “Borrow my coconut oil”

Diavolo:

- BABY

- my himbo husband

- He is literally so baby(put a baby in me tho)

- But he has no idea what he’s doing at all

- But being starved of basic genuine connections and loving touch he’s super excited to help when you ask

- You gotta run his through what every product do

- “What’s grease?”

- “Why do you deep condition?”

- Barbatos helps him with everything so he don’t know that much

- Likes that you can do your own hair

- Mx. independent

- In the bath he will put so much soap in your hair

- Got a bubble Afro

- Pours a bucket of water over your head to wash it off like mulan

- Can’t choose a favorite hairstyle just like anything that makes you look elegant

- Anything he can drape in gold to show your royalty

- Kisses your scalp throughout the whole thing

- He’s so touch and affectionate

- “……🥺 I love you”

- Combs your hair super gentle doesn’t want to hurt you at all

- Takes his time on the knots

- He will detangle super meticulously

- He has more patience than you

- He can do the hell out of a blowout

- He can’t do a wash n go to save his life

- It always ends up frizzy

- He likes to do flat twists

- Will buy you so many cool hair wraps

- Bonnet with actual gold in the threads

- “Thank you for trusting me with something so intimate”

Barbatos:

- he be having me act tf up

- Ik he’s super kinky but he’s also really cute

- Cute and dangerous

- You see his dance battle sprites?

- Yeah I’m gunna ride him until my legs broken

- I digress, he’s diavolo butler

- He is perfect at anything

- Super good at the whole routine so every style turns out perfect

- He can cornrow your whole head in like 45 mins

- No matter how much hair you got

- Detangles your hair with so much care

- He’s looking at you so lovingly while holding your head

- Kisses your forehead

- “You look absolutely stunning”

- Wraps your head in a scarf to dry and puts your bonnet on top

- Favorite style is leaving it out

- Like just throw some curling gel in there and your good

- Loves how it looks

- Gives you tea while he’s combining your hair

- Keeps all your products in one drawer

- Makes sure your bonnet stays ON all night

- He’s probably a super light sleeper so if you move an inch he’s awake

- Uses super good smelling shampoo on your hair

- He a freak so he like to pull your hair

- Very conscious about where he’s grabbing

- Blows your back out and puts your bonnet on

- The type to leave the deep conditioner in there for 6 hours

- Always surprised by how soft your hair gets

- Let’s you touch his hair whenever you want

- He’s subtlety flirtatious

- Like he will come up behind you when nobody is paying attention and whisper shit in your ear that leaves your knees weak

- Then walk away to go do his job

- Sir, bring your ass back here and finish the job

- Makes sure you never run out of product

Solomon:

- I love this shady bitch

- He’s literally the personification of “what that got to do with me?”

- His duck around and find out attitude was a great

- Super kinky

- Probably has you do your hair while your cockwarming him bc you can’t focus

- “Cmon you still have to oil your scalp”

- He’s mischievous but he won’t mess up your hair ever

- “Hey you got that conditioner left?”

- “Is that why it’s all gone?”

- Uses all your products and forgets to replace them

- “I literally bought this last week and I know damn well I didn’t use all this shea butter in a week”

- “….. damn that’s crazy”

- Will wear your head scarves when your not home

- “Take that off”

- “Im a Material gworl✨

- Uses anti humidity spells on your hair

- This man stays at the ready

- He got an umbrella everywhere y’all go

- “Put your hair wrap on, I’m gon blow your back out”

- He will literally fuck you stupid and then out your hair up

- So thoughtful

- Wants to roast you but he don’t be taking care of his own hair

- “Why your hair looking frizzy”

- “Bitch you probably got lice ,humble yourself”

- All of the hol laughing at that

- Ayo, lice boy”

- Picks out movies to watch while you twisting your hair

- He’s a hype man tho

- “ladies and gentlemen, them✨”

- “Real hotgirl shit”

- Will probably play Megan thee stallion lmao

- He is for the streets and you know it