#bandana Chris making a comeback will make me scream
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sunrisemill · 3 months ago
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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
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I’ve been waiting for this one 🙏🙏
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ohsoulymoons · 11 months ago
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Call me Compos Mentis
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Chris thought my hair was wig on the first the day and told me to catch one of them brats and I end up with my hair in flames by said Chris to bring "brats out to play" then told me stop quoting him again. I have read glasses I out on at times and mostly when I can't listen well.
Scary Girl had to chop my hair to help me out which is what I am thankful for more. We both hiss at Chris behind the scenes
I only got here because they said they need better cooks and I know how to bake and make Mexican food from scratch, so my dumbass said why not.
I am from Texas so I am always in my cowgirl boots, or mentioning it, and to piss anyone off I will sing the anthem of USA and Texas state flag.
I keep telling Chris everyone knows his hair is a wig therefore why he burns my hair.
I wear a mask because I want to be little emo and if I get annoyed, I cover my whole face to nap anywhere. You will find me ability to sleep anywhere conflicting and not enough sleep I start to think the government knows my sins causing me to work overtime and try do everything at once.
My backpack has snacks, spare water bottles, survival books, silly mini games, to old school magazines, fireproof blanket, my tarot cards, throwing knives, and birdseeds. My little pack is a mini safety aid kid on me all times and waterproof.
Will use dog collar if needed for self-defense and I keep teaching Emma, Pryia, Axel, and Scary Girl laws of Texas and how to makeshift weapons first with just a pen or pencil!
I wear layers for makeshift bandages because my dad told me about his dreams of world domination and now, I am like I rather the zombies than my father in my old age. The pink shirt is just Geoff and Brody hugging happily. Black bandana on my leg just in case someone else wants to use for any reason.
Horribly quiet out fear anyone hating me and tends to scary people because I disappear or appear anywhere when needed.
Chef got mad at me because my fun facts of WWII or Texas history is making Chris happier than he uses them in challenges therefor I must shut up about them. I nod and understand but now Chris won't shut up about me telling him more someday.
I do Chris's eyebrows and eye makeup... I don't like the job his eyes are soulless, and he thinks fun mock my accent. (I use a funky fake Texan accent for shit and giggles it's too late to talk normal)
I am queer I scream if someone asks rudely but asked nicely, I giggle out I am SHE/HER/THEM BISEXUAL DEMIGOD DEMISEXUAL.
Has a lot of allergies and has shit load allergy pill bottles hidden places other interns can use too.
I will bark on command to scare others of if you ask me to create a distraction or just doing hog calls or bird calls.
I will be friends will anyone, but I am really slow so you gotta tell things twice sometimes.
I sleep talk, fight, and yell sometimes.
Huge Courtney and Duncan fan that's why my outfits are questionable or end up ripped up because I want everything perfect to make Courtney proud by memory and I end looking messier than Duncan could somehow.
I told Priya to poke them eyes out to anyone that annoys her because I believe in her! Chris had to tell stop telling Pryia and Damein to stop telling them these things! I only do it because want them to have success when their comebacks aren't well said and it's total drama?
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