youre telling me that i have to ‘be louder’ as a FLUTE when the saxophones r literallh playing FORTISSIMO when theyre supposed to be MEZZO FORTE⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
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Y’know those band kids that love band so much that they decide to do it twice and pick up another instrument?
Yeah I’m one of those band kids.
And when deciding to learn saxophone alongside my oboe, I assumed the hard things would be stuff like learning new fingerings and trying to do a new ambrochure. BUT NOOOO
No. Here in high woodwind land (oboe, clarinet, alto sax and maybe tenor) there is almost no difference between fingerings except for a couple of stumbles (F natural for alto is F# for oboe… bit of pain). And learning a new ambrochure? HA! I’m an oboeist, your single reeded ambrochures are NOTHING to me.
but then comes the crap that I WASN’T expecting to inconvenience EVER. The fact that it takes 10 WHOLE MINUTES for me to set up my sax because I can’t get the ligature and neck strap to cooperate. My single reeds would get moldy every other week because I didn’t know how to take care of them (I fixed that simply by getting a better reed case). THE FACT THAT I RUN OUT OF BREATH EVERY 2 MEASURES on sax, but then with the oboe I CAN GO FOR EIGHT WITH EASE. I have 3 DIFFERENT SWABS FOF DIFFERENT THINGS (neck, a little scrubber thing for my mouthpiece, then the actual sax swab. The SPIT that just slowly OOZES out of the KEYS because condensation is different for the saxophone than with the oboe. I one time got kindly corrected at marching band practice for SETTING MY SAX DOWN ON THE WRONG SIDE. HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT THE SIDE WITH MORE KEYS GOES FACE DOWN BECAUSE OF THE KEY GUARDS??!?!?! THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS FOR OBOE
I would always be like: yeah double reeds are harder because it’s literally double the trouble of a single reed. You have to use more breath. Blah blah blah
NO. Single reeds are WEIRD. I would much rather pay a leg and an arm or forge a reed from SCRATH then have to deal with your STUPID LIGATURES
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don't you hate it when there's like an adult you know in real life and they tick all the boxes for elder lesbian but you know they've been canonically married to a man for like 20 years but they like. wear flannel and clip their keys with a carabiner and generally have all the vibes like COME ON WHY AREN'T PEOPLE GAY
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So here's a thing:
Imagine an entire high school marching band and all the chaos they cause.
Now imagine that chaos stuck on three buses for several hours and the marching band travels to a different state for a competition, and then all stuck in a hotel overnight even though I doubt any of us will be sleeping.
Well that's how my weekend is going to go, so if anyone wants the stories from the insanity I'm sure will happen, I will be very glad to share how it goes
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When you lose track of where you are in the song but it’s just joy to the world so you can play it from memory till you find your spot again
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i cant believe i missed donnie's bday 8/17/69
happy belated 55th birthday daddy
have some pics from my donnie stash
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I wanna see a story about how once upon a time forever ago, Stephanie was a pregnant teen who had to give up her child for adoption. I need a modern comic that talks about that.
So many of the sensitive subjects comics used to talk about is no longer referenced or used. Like how numerous characters had families with drug addictions or they had addictions themselves. I want to read about how that affects them today as adults or in how they treat others such as civilians that may have the same problem.
I don’t believe for a second either Barbara, Bruce, or Tim don’t keep a subtle eye on the baby as it’s growing up acting like a guardian angel from afar. So much personal connection between characters’ past with their present and how they treat civilians has been lost and I feel like a lot of stories suffer for it
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guys im trying to talk to my crush and hes an introvert and im like oh crap i need to remember how to start conversations with a guy that doesnt share any hyperfixations with me
and just all of that crush stuff im a bit rusty at it ngl
Help he messaged what do i do
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The most depressing part of marching band isn't senior night, it's the few days after senior night. The days when you know you have at least one more football game with all of these people you've grown so fond of (my school's last home game is never out last game). But you know it's not the same. Practices are done, spending hours with these people against your own free will is gone, and now you have to actually ask them to hang out after school. It's depressing
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you are 2010s transmasc art reigen. to me
i wont lie to you ive been trying to parse this ask out for a minute. do you mean i look like 2010s reigen art? my art looks like reigen art? i embody the spirit of transmasc reigen?? the world may never know. i have a sinking feeling you mean all of these things, though.
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You know its a percussion section when they ran out of stands so the Cymbal player who nobody actually knows their name OR gender has to use two hairties and a middleschool lunch table with A DIFFERENT PERCUSSIONISTS music binder holding it up
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