#bananas and such for emergencies

[risaceofhearts]

I have an "oh shit" kit/ICE kit that I carry with me at all times. It's all stored in a Frozen 2 lunch box (get it? ICE?). In there I keep bandaids, emergency energy-rich snacks (protein bars), pads, tampons, ibuprofen, some other painkillers and such one might need on the way blister plasters and peppermints. I strive to one day also carry a lighter, a Swiss army knife with a bottle opener at least, and perhaps some other such things in a neat kit in my bag.

"guy who carries a lighter" should be a legitimately recognized and honored role in society

[sforzesco]

THE BROTHERS SFORZA

augh. there sure is a lot going on between them. tfw you know your older brother is wary of you so you have to navigate that fine line of proving you're useful, but not dangerously so. tfw your younger brother has the potential to be a knife in your back, but he's your brother. don't think too hard about what happened with the galeazzo. unfortunately, you're both visconti as well as sforza, and the visconti were prone to conspiracy. fucking RIP.

this definitely won't be upsetting years down the line when ascanio is near death and ludovico will be desperate to figure out how to bring his brother's body back to milan so ascanio can be interred in the same place as ludovico's recently deceased wife, beatrice d'este, and where ludovico himself has been haunting in a perpetual state of grief.

& the background of the first panel are public domain scans of two cards out of the visconti-sforza tarot deck.

Ascanio Maria Sforza: la parabola politica di un cardinale-principe del Rinascimento, Marco Pellegrini

[killerslowpoke]

09/30/24 and this is the OPPOSITE of kintsugi, feeling like you're stuck in a nasty tar-like sludge, feeling like your brokenness will always marr your surface for everyone to see, feeling like everything foul and evil and horrible in the world is oozing into the little empty shell of what you used to be. 🖤

[starrzzss]

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[kurthummeldeservesbetter]

hurricanes, am I right?

[dreams-in-daylight]

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[therapeutic-dose]

one last thing before i skitter off - suspension of disbelief for shows involving the medical field is a fr thing all the time forever

i work in a rural facility so i'm not just trapped in the lab, and i've learned a ton about nursing & other departments like radiology/pharmacy/etc.

so tho i definitely don't know everything, i still raise eyebrows a lot at some of the stuff i see in shows

[little-smartass]

so wild to me as someone who has been involved in online fandom for 15+ years seeing now a generation of young fans who have had queer rep in their mainstream media for pretty much their whole lives and are so used to audience/creator interaction on socials that they go into new media with the GENUINE ACTIVE EXPECTATION that their favourite noncanon queer ship will either be acknowledged or become canon if it's popular enough online

[khaleesiofalicante]

snippet from chapter 4 please??

if i tell you i am updating chapter 4 on ao3 right now, will you buy me some bananas?

[bigdicktitties]

If anybody wants to know why my mental health is plummeting, just know i read killing stalking, 177013, and watched banana fish in the same month, so i am not ok.

[goatmilksoda]

I had a whole rant prepared but I felt like my feelings were better summed up in a meme.

[twistedappletree]

omg hopefully i don’t jinx it but i might be able to stay home today akdjajdjsj someone had an accident in front of my house & they’re blocking my garage & they just left their car there lmFAO

[healingheartdogs]

All of my planning and worrying didn't matter because he went on his own last night at home and it was traumatic as fuck for me and Selene both.

[thelastsirenssong]

You know why Bakugou is probably the busiest hero bc I know this mf volunteers at a soup kitchen during his free time and he gets the place a Michelin star

[fagsex]

NO ONE TOLD ME LANA COVERED SUBLIMEEEE

[pangur-and-grim]

final update: when I noticed something wrong, it was night and the vets that see rabbits in Toronto had closed. I stayed with Chiefcake; she ate half a banana, and tooth-purred as I stroked her. she seemed weak but not in distress, so I was hoping that either she could hold out until morning when the exotics vets open, or that’d she’d go in her sleep (naive of me). when she started showing signs of discomfort, I called an emergency vet and said I know you don’t see rabbits, but could you euthanize one if I brought her to you? they said yes, so I hopped in an Uber. she died on the way there, with her head in my hands.

I kept trying to calculate what I could do to cause her the least distress, and I’m not sure I did a good job in the end. usually with animal deaths I see them coming and can plan better, but this all just happened tonight. I don’t know what was wrong with her, other than old age.