#bamstick

[onceuponatimeinthe70s]

Pure Dead Gallus

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[twostepstyless]

As Scot I’ve never heard of bamstick but definitely bampot

I’ve only heard bamstick a few times and the first time I didn’t even know bamstick was a thing I thought it was just bam and bampot

[polyglotnotes]

Scottish

(Work in progress)

Lots of slang. Beware how you use these.

A

Aye = yes

B

Backy (?) - tobacco

Bamstick

Barny, pure (?) - scarcastic "Brilliant"

Bawbag

Bewy - drink

Bleether (?) - chat (old)

Boke (?) - to gag

Bonnie - lady/beauty

Boogin (Dundee) - dirty

C

Clat (Highlands) - to hit

Crabbit

D

Dook (v) - to jump in water

Dour - serious face

E

Eejit - idiot

F

Fizzy - soda

G

Gaun yersel (?) - you can do it

Glen - hill

Goonie - dressing gown

Greet (v/n) - to cry/ a cry

H

Haud yer weesht - shut your pie hole

How - why

Hunners - hundreds (old)

J

Jobby - slut

K

Ken (n/v) - to know/knowledge

L

Lad - boy

Lass - girl

M

N

Nae - no

O

P

Peely wally - pale

Piece n' ... - ... sandwich

R

Rank - nasty

S

Settle the messages (?) - shopping

Shite - shit

Stran (?) - mad

Swatch - quick look

T

Tadga (?) - talent

Tallies - potatoes

Trolly, off your - very drunk

U

Undace, yer bims oot the - poppycock

W

Wee - small

Y

[moraleewright]

Ok, but I just found a list of Scottish insults and I can’t get the image of Captain Levi with a thick brogue out of my head? Like, I can just picture him calling people “daft c*nts” or “ye radge wee shite,” and “chew me banger, ya bamstick fud.”

[foxcoloredcat]

I knew it explained how they worked somewhere in the book.

A pendrek is a name for a nightstick, but the Boros ones mentioned here have a “wand mode” that is a bit more traditional magic wand the the bamstick. (They seemingly require an activation word.)

These are both excerpts from the first Ravnica book altho I’m not sure pages as the google version doesn’t seem to have them numbered? And my copy of the book is packed up at the moment from where I moved.

Tagging @jolly-ob-saint-nixilis cause of prior conversation and @maris-solstice cause I know he’ll wanna know

[yuggyyummy]

Kingstyles: retweet that

AkaurMom:??

Kingstyles: it’s a slang what age you livin in?

HitYuggy: clearly not the 21st

AkaurMom: at least I’m not a airhead

DefJ: Oooof that must of burned real bad

Marrrk:

Marrrk: here all you need is ice for  burn

Cocos: 😂👏

Squirtlejacky: now retweet that for sure 😂😂😂😂

AkaurMom: not ashamed :)

HitYuggy: you guys just don’t understand the meaning of good looks and are just jealous

DefJ: JEALOUS HE SAID

Marrrk: GOOD LOOKS HE SAID

AkaurMom: DON’T UNDERSTAND HE SAID

Kingstyles: we fucking know what he said

Squirtlejacky: ^^^

Cocos: ^^^^

DefJ: last time I checked your legs looked like chopsticks

AkaurMom: more like bamstick

Marrrk: yeah sending 2 pics having different hair colors trynna be bald at 30

Kingstyles: talk shit get hit no joke lmao

HitYuggy: cash us outside rn

Marrrk: y'all are punch of amateurs

Kingstyles: and you hide behind your phone screen

AkaurMom: and you are diva

HitYuggy: and your a actor wannabe

DefJ: I’ll beat yall both up come out rn

[lunacatriona]

So I was just visiting my mother, partly because I ordered a phone and put the wrong address on autopilot and it was arriving this evening.

My stepdad went in a mood with me because...

...wait for it...

...a report on Scotland's alcohol laws and the upcoming minimum pricing legislation came on the news, and he found out he knew more about Scottish alcohol licensing and sale laws than he did. That's it. That's my crime.

Bamstick of the highest order.

[hellotomyhope-world18]

Bro I got a great bio for you. Hi my name is laney, my best friend is the most talented, beautiful person in the whole world and she is so much better than me, also bambam can bam me with his bamstick anytime any day and I'd be perfectly okay with it. Also my best friend is a better got7 stan than me :)))

I’ll do it don’t test me 0/10 because we all know I’m better than u Edit: fine Chelsea u can have a 2....a .2

[zikel-tera]

Helping a friend's friend killing BAM stick, this lancer will be a beast.  I hit 1m+ crits continuously, but rarely did I manage to steal agro from him.

[twostepstyless]

It doesn’t translate to the us 😂 but I can only imagine what it means

Bam is also the shortened version, you can also go with bampot or the lesser used bamstick. Generally means an idiot, foolish person etc There’s a nice wee lesson in the Scots language and Scottish slang for you

[foxcoloredcat]

Planebound Profile: Kasmira

Name: Kasmira Reznikov

Nickname: Mira

Age: 75

Color identity: WB

Race: Human

Pronouns: She/her

Appearance: Kasmira is short with an average build. Her black hair is bobbed short around her pale, pierced face. While she has one green eye the other is a prosthetic made of gold.

Plane of origin: Ravnica

Magic powers: Mira has dabbled in Orzhovan magic, but it’s by no means her forte. Her most notable magic ability actually comes from her prosthetic eye. While she can’t discern what the truth is, the eye is enchanted to let her know when someone isn’t telling it.

Proficiencies: As an advokist, Kasmira usually relies on her wits and Charisma. If backed into a corner though she’s not afraid to defend herself to the best of her ability with a blade or bamstick.

Backstory: Kasmira was born to an Orzhovan nobleman of House Reznikov who had broke tradition by marrying a woman of lower and guildless standing in hopes of freshening up the bloodline. To his dismay this was for naught. Kasmira was born without one of her eyes and suffers from chronic pain.

Mira isn’t the sort to let this keep her down though. She’s worked hard to become a prestigious advokist and businesswoman although she often finds herself at odds with a family that has their own plans for her.

[foxcoloredcat]

@gatherallthemagic

Nobody is looking down on these characters for some skin. Teysa is a gun bamstick wielding lawyer mafioso noblewoman. Aurelia and Razia are powerful divine badasses. They’re all three great characters.

But the fact of the matter is they are characters. They have no agency. They are designed by people who chose to put them in these outfits. Ex. Razia up there didn’t choose to be a pussy out kind of angel. Donato Giancola and WotC decided that she should have it all hang loose and be in the class T&A pose.

Also I am a big breasted person. I’ve had people very uncomfortably sexualize my body because of that. It is not the same as someone critiquing Teysa’s boob window my dude. Teysa is not a real person

Be mad if you want I guess but we’ve come a long way from tits and ass hanging out y’all  Okay the first angel is actually Razia, but that was still the Look™ then so I’m including her.

[foxcoloredcat]

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I don’t want to ruin the joke but tbh iirc that’s pretty much how the ones on Ravnica work? They’re called bamsticks and they’re these gun adjacent devices with “arcane cores”. You might say it’s just a wand but I could swear they’re referenced as having a trigger/button and I think one of Fon’s has a scope? So I took them as dungeon punk guns

Guns exist on at least two planes and you have no idea how tempting it is to give Winnith a shotgun

“You’re out of spellslots witch”

“But I sure as hell ain’t out of buckshot”