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Solomon Lauter is so underrated. I know we all hate him because he’s horrible to Steph, and he does suck for that, but he’s also such a compelling character, especially for the limited screentime he’s had. I want to know more about his backstory, I want to know the specifics of his deal with the Lords in Black, I want to know WHY he’s so desperate to keep his position as mayor because it seems like it goes deeper than just wanting to stay in power and he doesn’t seem to have any aspirations beyond it—at least so far, he hasn’t expressed interest in, say, running for governor or the senate, which I feel like he would if it was just about power and ambition. I think he needs to keep watch over Hatchetfield specifically (stand sentinel at the gates of hell, as he phrases it in NPMD) and he can’t ever leave his post. Something is keeping him tied there.

The way he immediately, blatantly directs everyone to start pointing fingers at each other in Hatchet Town and it works. The way he doesn’t seem to care about individual people very much, but is still invested in saving the world from Max, to the point where he’s willing to dig up the black book and trust Stephanie with it. The way he’s still unwilling to touch the book himself. The way he KNOWS Max cannot be reasoned with, but is still desperate enough in his final moments that he tries to plead with him and offers to buy him beer of all things. And the way Corey delivers his monologue right after he makes Pete Steph and Grace dig up the book?? The way the Nightmare Time leitmotif comes in on “to survive this night, you’ll have to strike a bargain with the Lords in Black”?? Fucking immaculate. So good, so chilling, I think it might be one of my favorite serious/non-comedic moments in the entire Hatchetfield trilogy.

In conclusion: he’s such a fascinating character and I really hope we get to see more of him at some point in the future.

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Every now and then I’m absolutely baffled by actors and what they can do.

Especially starkid actors.

Like, you’re telling me that:

This is a set of three people who are not related to each other???

This is voiced by a guy with a mic off stage???

This woman isn’t having the most horrifying day of her life?????

You’re telling me this is not a pipe??

Thank you but I don’t believe it

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Everytime someone spells Richie Ritchie a part of me dies

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OKAY

SEVERAL PEOPLE NOW HAVE REBLOGGED MY SPOILER HEAVY CINDERELLA'S CASTLE POSTS WITHOUT SPOILER TAGS

I AM GOING TO SAY IT ONE MORE TIME

TAG! YOUR! FUCKING! SPOILERS! EVEN IN REBLOGS!

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The wait is almost over! Cinderella's Castle Digital Tickets Available 9am PST / 12pm EST on Friday August 16th

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I come bearing grim news. The old king, at last, has died.

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one thing i love about cinderella's castle is how it's a dark retelling of cinderella, yes, but it doesn't needlessly insult the original fairy tale. every beat of the fairy tale is woven into the show wonderfully without there ever being a joke about something being weird or not making sense

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Ella and Tadius from Cinderella's Castle give very similar energy to Curt and Tatiana from Spies Are Forever. Both not interested in each other romantically but are absolutely best friends and probably kiss each other on the cheek when they meet up and everyone sorta thinks they're together and they never deny it but they know they're not together and never will be

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Our man Tadius really had one (1) conversation with someone who wasn't obsessed with the royal family and immediately went "oh my Gods, we should kill the King" completely unprompted.

AND THEN HE ACTUALLY DID IT! Legends only! No one is doing it like him!

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Coming out as a Hey, Melissa! defender, she’s just girlie pop and I think catboy Paul and dogboy Ted are great additions to the lore ✌️🐈💖

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I’m literally going on a trip starting on the 16th!! I’m gonna be in the car the whole time T^T how am I gonna live knowing everyone’s watching tbe digital ticket and I’m not???

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Please please please 🙏

I need to know what Henry Hidgens was like before the lightning incident. I need to know what he was like immediately after the incident. I need to know when he finally lost his fucking marbles and how long did it take for him to snap. I need to know what it felt like when he first killed someone. I need to know how he got to the point where killing someone is just another Tuesday for him, how he dealt with it so easily and casually. I need to see all the grief and emotional turmoil he went through. I just need to.

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a much deserved, big chonky cheese for the world's best lil squire

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the plot of nightmare time

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VIVE ME A FUCKING CHANCE

PLEAS

SIR

Ohhhhnnbghh god boy Jerry PLEASE

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mariah pete bryce steph send tweet

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i present, gary slamming homeless man against the counter during feast or famine