#bam- 🌈yer gay for him you dolt🌈

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They're not at all surprised that Teru can pull girls from other schools when it's heard that he's dating someone from Salt Middle- like come on it's the handsome and powerful Hanazawa of course outsiders want a chance with him too, but surprise surprise

It's judgy middle schoolers, of course they're shocked that this mfer who jumps from dating girl to girl within seemingly days or rarely weeks is dating not a girl, but another guy, and it's apparently going really well

And this guy is also the shadow leader of Salt Middle???? The uber strong and mysterious one???? This guy kicked a whole grown adult's ass apparently too???? His younger brother can also kick all their asses????

Narcissistic as hell Teru is dating a guy who is on his level?????? What is happening?????? (They wouldn't dare say that to his face but they all know it)

Another rumor starts going around a bit after that White-T Poison actually easily beat Teru's ass in a fight so they start going "ohhhh wait it's not dating! Pff, what were we thinking- it's subservience!" And they all mostly forget about it

But then they see Teru giving a cheek kiss to some autistic guy with a bowl cut from Salt Middle while clearly on a date and they all just

I absolutely adore the idea of Teru and Mob being secretly in love lol

Just the other middle school shadow leaders being like: "hey I heard the Black Vinegar guy is dating someone for longer than a week"

"Holy hell who"

"The fucking helmet guy from Salt Middle- he's also White-T Poison haha"

",,,, firstly, who, how, when, and what-"