#ballad of a camboy

[coolpeaches]

Petar Ilic and Kyler Pettis photographed for Ballad of a Camboy by Callum Walker Hutchinson for King Kong Magazine

[adoresoperecs]

Spencer Reid Masterlist Series

Fluorescent Feelings @ssahopelessly

Summary: When reader wakes up, Spencer feels like the luckiest guy alive. This is the story of the hours after, and maybe a glimpse into their forever.

Cowboy like me @foxy-eva

Summary: Spencer decides to fulfill a childhood dream

pretty boy @foxy-eva

Summary: Seeing how Spencer would do anything to make their daughter smile never fails to warm his wife’s heart 

Something new @mysecretlittlelibrary

Summary: Meeting your boyfriend's friends leads to a few curious discoveries about him for both of you.

bff @babymetaldoll

Summary: Spencer meets his best friend from school after 12 years apart. 

sweet dreams @pumpkinologists

Summary: Spencer wakes up from a dream and tells you all about it

camboy x camgirl

lovable @lvrslvt3

Summary: the times that Spencer’s girlfriend has appreciated him in public.

meltdown @c-m-stuff

Summary: You and Spencer are together. When Spencer experiences a meltdown, you are there for him.

kinky over day 1: praise @crypticreid

Summary: You've been secretly hooking up with your coworker Spencer for two months. He notices something about you and wants to try something new. (I personally imagined circa season 10 Reid, but you do you bestie 😘)

it was always you @multifandomlover01

Summary: Spencer is concerned being back in LA with the same detective as a case from years ago might bring up some memories for her…but some memories end up coming back for him instead (that’s…not what it sounds like lol I swear. Spencer feels nothing for Lila this is fluff not angst)

who needs statistics when im promised kisses @multifandomlover01

Summary: Spencer is going into a dangerous, life-threatening situation and he’s concerned about the fact that none of his teammates are acting like he’s gonna come back alive. You change that.

professional hair dresser @boldlyvoid

Summary: after Spencer's knee injury, he starts visiting a salon every week to get his hair washed

spencer A-Z masterlist @spencereidluver

happily ever after @reiderwriter

Summary: You have a big fat crush on Spencer Reid. And now you have to share his clothes, his hotel room and his bed for one special night.

all i need @incognit0slut

Summary: Spencer realizes how much he wants to spend the rest of his life with you. What better time is there to propose if not in the middle of making love?

a special show @incognit0slut

Summary: No one would’ve guessed you liked to touch yourself in front of billions of people online, except for your roommate, who you thought would be a great addition to your next late-night session.

cherry @strawbeerossi

Summary: You decide to wear a little tank top to your lecture and you catch the attention of Dr. Reid.

the ballad of dr. reid @strawbeerossi

Summary: When you zone out in the middle of one of your lectures, your professor asks you to stay after class to check in on you.

flashed @sinfulspencer

Summary: It’s too hot to wear clothes at home, so Reader walks around in her underwear. Spencer loses his train of thoughts at the sight.

fixated @reiderwriter

Summary: You're determined to keep both your job and your relationship intact when there are rules against dating your coworkers. Your boyfriend is more determined to keep his tongue on certain parts of you he enjoys very much.

the only exception @spencerswh0re

Summary: 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐮𝐦𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞, 𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧𝐭 ���𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡��𝐩, 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬, 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐀𝐔, 𝐚 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐛𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟.

sold my soul @rynwritesreid

Summary: You’re out celebrating with your friends after a recent work accomplishment. Where you bump into Spencer Reid who is working on a case in your city. fem!reader.

i can see you @archermind

Summary: “and we kept everything professional but something changed, it's something I like. They keep watchful eyes on us, so it's best if we move fast and keep quiet.”. You and Spencer are each other's dirty little secret, no one in the BAU knows what is going on between you both.

you are my sunshine @multifandomlover01

Summary: End of 1x4; Spencer’s 24th birthday but Spencer talks to and goes on a date with reader instead of JJ (not explicitly anti-JJ, reader simply takes her place)

“technically” not a student @reidmotif

Summary: Reader is Alex Blake’s TA, and after a guest lecture, Spencer seems to take a liking to her .

drunken confessions @velvetm00light

Summary: After a night out at the bar, Spencer drunkenly tells his coworker, Y/n, how he feels about her. She's shown the side of him no one knows as they go to his apartment together and show each other exactly how they feel.

flirt back @luveline

elevator pitch @reiderwriter

Summary: Getting trapped in an elevator is never fun, but at least the attractive you're sharing the metal box of death with has an interesting idea about how you can pass the time.

battle scars @incognit0slut

Summary: What started out as innocently counting body scars with your coworker, who you were stuck in the same bed with, ended far from being innocent.

just a taste @prettyboyandthefangirl

Summary: Spencer Reid is a munch, that’s it.

all yours @reidbae

Summary: Spencer comes home from a long day at the BAU, looking for some release. As always, you're happy to give him what he needs.

don’t leave please @luce-reid

Summary: Spencer is welcomed home with kisses that taste like tears and realizes they are long overdue for a conversation.

little angel @reiderwriter

Summary: As the youngest and most innocent member of the BAU, they all take care of their little angel. When they find out just how innocent you are, though, one member takes his possession to the next level. You're his little angel, and he's determined to have you.

i’ve got my eye on you @unseededtoast

Summary: A piece of Spencer Reid died the day Tobias Hankle kidnapped and tortured him. Seeing your friend in desperate need of help, you take it upon yourself to keep an eye on him and help him every step of the way, no matter how hard those steps may be.

fell in love @zombiefiilm

Summary: you hadn't expected your friend Spencer to be home from his most recent case yet, let alone passed out on your couch

new phone @ddejavvu

Summary: you try persuading Spencer to get a phone that was made after the turn of the century

cover up @dr-spencer-reids-queen

Summary: You hooked up with someone expecting to keep him as a one-and-done. You didn't expect him to show up at your college.

the argument @mindfullycriminal

Summary: Knowing you have to get over your feelings for your best friend, you agree to a blind date. When you return home, Spencer is waiting.

college bar @reiderwriter

Nightmares @spencersssockss

Summary: After being abducted by an unsub you begin to struggle with nightmares, while staying at a hotel for a case Spencer hears you screaming in the night and comes to your rescue and the next morning the two of you finally admit your feelings to each other.

tantalizing @ginkgo-phyta

Summary: You haven't had good, quality, playful time with Spencer in quite a while- the team's schedule having been jam packed with cases. Its been making you antsy, expounded by how good your boyfriend has been dressing lately. You decide late one night that enough is enough, and you had to dig your claws into him. Even if people end up finding out about you two.

teach me @forhappysake

a night to remember @rynwritesreid

Summary: Spencer is back from prison, and he’s changed but not in all the ways you want. You discuss with Spencer something you’ve been wanting to try and he is willing to give it a shot.

comfort @mindfullycriminal

maybe a fairytale @mindfullycriminal

Summary: A chance meeting leads to a day of adventure for Dr. Spencer Reid and perhaps even more.

NSFW alphabet @retroellie

Summary: NSFW alphabet w/ spenice poo

Fort @reiderwriter

Please accept my apology @reiderwriter

Summary: After three days spent trying to convince the BAU that they had made a mistake, Spencer Reid shows up at your door to offer his apology.

The first time @mindfullycriminal

Summary: You hadn’t seen Spencer Reid since you were 17 and he was 18. Now, almost 10 years later and you still hadn’t forgotten him.

flashback @cumulo-stratus

Summary: Spencer discusses his thoughts around having kids with his spouse after putting their daughter Diana to bed.

red @sailorholly

Summary: Spencer can’t keep his eyes off your mouth. It must be your new red lipstick.

orbit @pastanest

secretly mine @actually-safer-to-kiss

Summary: Spencer and Reader have been seeing each other for a while without the team's knowledge

warmth @mindfullycriminal

Summary: Spencer can only tell you he’s cold, but what he really wants is more than just a cuddle.

pretty @sweatervest-obsessed

praise + size kink @bsxcrxts

familiarity @reiding-writing

Summary: Spencer’s nightmare leaves him reeling with a panic attack, not helped by the unfamiliar environment of his hotel room. in his desperation he does the only think he can think of, call you.

[awaywithjay]

Sprizzy Rec List

Here, take this rec list dedicated to my current favorite brain squatters. For such a small pairing there's a crazy amount of really good fic to read.

This list mainly includes 10k+ fics but there are a couple 5k+ ones in there as well. All of them are complete unless I say otherwise.

I could have included a lot more but I've already been working on this list for too long and I want to post it for you guys.

Please mind tags and warnings before you read.

Canon Era

Comprehension by MaggieMay His stance hasn't changed - he'd still sooner keelhaul his own bollocks than do Izzy Hands a favour, but an idea is already taking shape in his head - one that he's certain will have absolutely hilarious consequences in either direction, and for all it might get his throat slit, the odds still work out in favour of, for want of a better phrase, fuckery. If Izzy wants to read, Lucius can teach him.

OR: Lucius' personal approach to 'fuckery' involves lewd gay poetry, and one oblivious and feral first mate.

I'm (Not) Just a Notch in Your Bedpost, You're (Not) Just a Line in a Song by Ennaess It starts with a hand on a sleeve. None of the other crewmembers would have minded--would have thought much of the gesture at all--but no one touches Izzy. Lucius, quite accidently, realizes he would very, very, very much like to touch Izzy. Intimately.

Head and heart on fire by RustyTheTrain Everyone is back together on the Revenge, and things are fine. Until Lucius helps patch up Izzy after he gets hurt on a raid, and then can't stop thinking about him without his shirt on. It is quite annoying. And inconvenient. The last thing Lucius needs is a crush on the angry, asshole first mate Israel Hands.

by any other name by sugarybowl & wishingonalightningbolt Once upon a time, Izzy Hands had a steamy weekend with a pirate called Francis Spriggs. A few years later, he boards the Revenge and meets Spriggs' younger brother, Lucius.

Portrait of a Man on Ire by sweatervest “Yes. To sketching,” Izzy growls. “But on one condition.”Lucius lifts an eyebrow. “And what would that be?”“I sketch you.”

Modern AU

beneath the sheets of paper lies my truth by sugarybowl & wishingonalightningbolt Ed, Izzy, Fang, and Ivan make up the London-based rock band Kraken, which rocketed to fame in the 1990s. When ballad singer Stede Bonnet reaches out about a collaboration, Izzy has to work with Bonnet's songwriter, an overeager composer named Lucius, to write something that aging rockstar Ed and new-on-the-scene Stede can perform together. What's worse is that Lucius is utterly obsessed with a mysterious songwriter called Basilica, a faceless, genderless musician—and he has no idea that Izzy and Basilica are the same person.

and a silver sixpence in his shoe by CyborgShepard Izzy likes lines, likes rules. Likes to know where things start and where they finish, definite and resolved. But where the fuck does getting off to Luce begin, and how does sitting on the bridal table at Ed’s wedding with Lucius end?

Or: The one where Izzy is Ed's best man, Stede wants the most lavish wedding possible, and the person in charge of planning it is the camboy Izzy's been subscribed to for the better part of a year.

under the ashes, i'm on fire by izzyxhands Izzy's having a miserable night at Bonnet's stupid party playing nanny for Ed. Until, that is, Lucius finds him on the balcony and introduces himself. Trans!Izzy modern au.

Work in Progress by sweatervest After a disastrous interview, crime novelist Israel Hands abruptly retired, leaving his popular Detective Leyendecker series one book short of finished. For the last 10 years, he's been content to work as an editor at Edward Teach's small press. But now Ed's working on a merger with Stede Bonnet's press, and Izzy's expected to work with their star author: romance novelist L. Steele.

L. Steele turns out to be Lucius Spriggs, twenty years younger than Izzy and flirts like it's breathing. Worst of all, Lucius recognizes Izzy as Israel Hands.

Money Can(t) Buy Happiness by Blackforestfire [series] Sugar Daddy alternate universe. Lucius and Izzy have an arrangement with strict, specific rules to follow. Each installment in the series shows them drifting farther and farther away from the safety of those rules as feelings and personal growth change their dynamic.

take this sinking boat and point it home by sugarybowl & wishingonalightningbolt [part of series, you can read the Stede/Ed work for context but it's not totally necessary] Izzy supposes he gets used to having the assistant around. That doesn’t mean Izzy likes him. He’s rude, for one thing, completely fucking bitchy. He talks back, rolls his eyes, treats Izzy—treats him the way he treats authority. Dismissively, without a care in the world, as if he could take it or leave it. The most fucking annoying thing about the stupid fucking assistant is his stupid fucking dating life.

The Indignity of a Tender Touch by CloudsPassMeBy Izzy has been doing ballet for so long and he will never, never shit where he eats but he likes Lucius so fucking much.

if love is the answer (you hold on) by CloudsPassMeBy [F/F cisswap] Izzy is dragged kicking and screaming out of retirement to become Lucius’s partner. They may not be able to enter the Olympics as a same sex couple but they’re going to do their fucking best to win Worlds.

Edge of Heaven by RustyTheTrain The job wasn’t supposed to a forever kind of job, more of a until he got his shit together job. Something to keep him going and earn him a paycheck while he worked on his portfolio, freelanced, applied for internships, did what he had to get a foot through the door to the design and illustration world. So far, he hadn’t actually gotten anywhere with his plans, but he now worked five nights a week at the Revenge instead of three, lived in a shitty little apartment in a crappy part of town, spent all his money on rent, books, clothes, take away food and art supplies, and didn’t save anything. He’d be turning 30 that year and figured there was still time to change things. If he wanted to.

lucius Artpopping his pussy for izzy by CyborgShepard [series] [I can't believe I'm having to rec this title] Izzy's always glaring, always coming in here every couple of weeks to sit and brood. He doesn’t even tip, just takes up a table in the back and pretends like he’s not positively vibrating with awkward sexual frustration as he watches Lucius’ shows. And it is always Lucius’ shows he comes to watch. It’d be flattering, Lucius thinks, if Izzy wasn’t so fucking weird about it all.

in the middle of fucking nowhere by bitchlesss Lucius gets stuck in the middle of fucking nowhere with his annoying coworker. Izzy thinks about the past. Until he's too busy to do so.

Special mention

Leda House and the Kraken 'Verse by Vera_DragonMuse [series - different works in the series have different pairings, it's best to read from the beginning but there are several works that focus on Sprizzy] A modern AU that follows the entire staff of the drag bar named Revenge as well as their partners. Features drag shows, late in life coming out stories, romance in many forms, and as much found family as you could ask for.

[geraltjaskierbigbang]

Congratulations to all the writers, artists and betas that worked so hard to bring to all of you their amazing creations!

Check the links to these fics and arts under the cut

Title: "Wolves in the Wind"

Author: @jaskiersvalley

Artist: @jenniferb-art

Title: Seeing Double

Author: @forestseawitch

Artist: @d20owlbear-deactivated

Title: A Stable Life

Author: @detroitbecomesinful

Artist: @for-lovely-things

Title: BOHATEROWIE

Author: @verobatto-jaskierxgeralt

Artist: @zathuraroy5

Title: Love, Run

Author: @dionysuslover

Artist: @zooks-trash

Title: The History of Tango

Author: @corancoranthemagicalman

Artist: @verobatto-messy-art

Title: Through Paths Where Wolves Would Fear to Prey

Author: @hirikka

Artist:@dionysuslover

Title: Christmas Downhill

Author: @avengeful-bunny

Artist: @highbeeans

Title: Blood Pact

Author: @spnsmile

Artist: @teddylacroix

Title: We Are Like the Earth and Sky

Author: @hum-my-name

Artist: @calyssmarviss

Title: Glitter and Gold

Author: @buffskierights

Artist: @kickassfu

Title: Toss a Coin to your Camboy

Author: @hesatreat

Artist: @twinkbouttapounce

Title: Matrimonial Misadventures

Author: @likorys-shimenawa

Artist: Iithril

Title: Fear of Commitment and Monsters

Author: @thepiningtrees

Artist: @petitechez-theminion

Title: The Agent

Author: @reg-slivko

Artist: @weillschmidtdoodles

Title: The Pirate Groom

Author: @sunshines-fabulous-legs

Artist: @omaano

Title: Destiny Denied

Author: @sageclover61 & @hyrulehearts1123

Artist: @cassandrasartworld

Title: The Ballad of Black Roach

Author: @tsundanire

Artist: @ravenclawkward-art

Title: You're Just Too Tired to Stop

Author: @imaginarydiscographies

Artist: @squaresweet

Title: I Surrender to You

Author: @verobatto-jaskierxgeralt

Artist: @beeruler

Title: Catnip

Author: @bitcher-of-blaviken

Artist: @the-nonchalance-draws

Title: I Only Sing For You

Author: @patchwork-quilts

Artist: Iithril

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Thanks to all of you!

The Mod Vero

[suhoerections]

50 things tag

I was tagged by @rosyyeols​ thanks love lol I’m using this to procrastinate 

also sorry if i’ve done this before i can’t remember 

1. What takes up too much of your time?

School smh

2. What makes your day better?

sleep or talking to my best friend

3. What’s the best thing to happen to you today?

its 10am i woke up like an hour ago akdsfkajhfk so I’ll just say that recently it would probably be going on that geography field trip friday 

4. What fictional place would you like to go to?

Somewhere where i can get laid 

5. Are you good at giving advice?

Really good surprisingly 

6. Do you have any mental illness?

PTSD, some anxiety shit and idk but i have real bad germaphobia lmao 

7. Have you ever experienced sleep paralysis?

No but ik people who have and it sounds terrifying 

8. What musician inspired you the most?

Chanyeol 😔

9. Have you ever fallen in love?

lol nope 

10. What’s your dream date?

Getting food and eating it by the seaside and like just chilling together like nothing elaborate just a nice little casual date, tho if we going fancy then a nice dinner would be greaT 

11. What do others notice about you?

uh idk? my glasses? 

12. What is an annoying habit you have?

i don’t know how to act around people and i get cussed out on it a lot 

13. Do you still talk to your first love?

i’ve never dated

14. How many exes do you have?

0 (i’ve legit never had a bf/gf aslkdhfal)

15. How many songs are in your playlist?

umm don’t really have playlists but i have like 2000+ songs in my library

16. What instruments can you play?

guitar, uke, a lil bit o keyboard 

17. What do you have the most pictures of?

prolly dumb pics of my friend and like mx and junmyeon

18. Where would you like to go before you die?

Italy and Japan

19. What is your zodiac?

Aries

20. Do you relate to it?

annoyingly, I am very stereotypical aries

21. What is happiness to you?

not having writers block and punching out a good 2k

22. Are you going through anything right now?

uhh idk? i suppose? 

23 What’s the worst decision you ever made?

too many to just say one 

24. What’s your favorite store?

baskin and robins

25. What’s your opinion on abortion?

pro choice - i don’t believe in forcing my morals on people

26. Do you keep a bucket list?

no? i just sorta go “get fucking laid before you die smh”

27. Do you have a favorite album?

Ballads 1 - Joji

28. What do you want for your birthday?

prolly money

29. What are most people’s first impression of you?

that i’m loud, dirty and opinionated. Like i just sorta say a lot of like dirty jokes cause i don’t know how to act around people idk and i’m really loud aksdjfhaskj 

30. What age do you seem according to most people?

16??? surprisingly??? 

31. Where do you keep your phone while you’re sleeping?

like next to me

32. What word do you say the most?

like or oof 

33. What’s the oldest age you would date?

like 3 years older?

34. What’s the youngest age you would date?

i wouldn’t date someone younger than me tbh

35. What job/career do most people say would suit you?

author?? 

36. What’s your favorite music genre?

lofi hip hop/lofi city pop

37. If you could live in any country in the world, where would it be?

Japan :}

38. What is your current favorite song?

Pizza - OOHYO

39. How long have you had this blog for?

July last year

40. What are you excited for?

Term to end 

41. Are you a better talker or listener?

Listening 

42. What is the last productive thing you did?

Plan a camboy!Baekhyun fic

43. What do you want for Christmas?

an exo album 😔

44. What class do you get the best grades in?

Italian - I’m top of my class  🤧🤧

45. On a scale of 1-10, how are you feeling right now?

7, my arm has been twitching for over an hour and its pissing me off

46. What can you see yourself doing in ten years?

if i’m not a psychiatrist and getting laid regularly i’ll cry 

47. When did you get your first heartbreak?

i’ve never dated big oof 

48. What age do you want to get married?

don’t really wanna get married tbh

29. What career did you want to have as a child?

marine biologist 

50. What do you crave right now?

the ability to stop time

I’ll tag @flowerline8 @thesoondongiefiles @multi-yeol @cbxs @ninibears-erigom uhh idk whoever wants to do this can say i tagged you 

[thetaekooklibrary]

any new/not-in-the-tags-yet social media au

see me, feel me by aeterisks & aetoms - Jeongguk never thought he would end up stumbling upon his Twitter crush’s nsfw account, much less discover he’s a camboy. As if that wasn’t enough already, he ends up at Jeongguk’s place with something he can’t refuse.

a lesson in selcas by rooxynroll - Jungkook is too cute, and he hates it. Or: the “hey your selcas are so nice and I have no confidence whatsoever so maybe you could teach me how to do it” AU

the ballad of @jeonjj by minxry - @jeonjj asks @taetaehyung to model for his photography assessment. @parkjiminie is an avid fan of anonymous rapper @agustd, but is terrified of producer @minsuga. an instagram story focused on seven accounts; this is a picture story, so there is nothing in the word count.

Progress by onederer - Of tweets, interactions and falling in love.

my phone lights up with you by aerially - (and maybe my world too) 

kingkook[11:10]DI D YOU TEACH THEM A LESSON 

taelusions[11:11]HELL YEAH I DIDI WENT AT THEM SCREAMING GD’SGOOD BOY(online friends au)

Impressions by jajungmyeon - Taehyung is invited to participate in a social experiment. There, he learns about himself and another boy.

stan wars by jisood - the great kpop stan war between the girl groups and boy bandstaehyung (stan.gg) vs. jungkook (b0ybandheaven) instagram format

missing you by rosiequinn - jeongguk loves g-dragon but he loves kim taehyung more

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