#badgoodomenstakes

[badaziraphaletakes]

For those who've had the privilege of witnessing the fandom's most recent bout of inanity, we want to be very clear:

In our book, threatening a 16-year-old (seriously, what the heck is wrong with some of you people?) is the worst Good Omens take of all.

In the words of Laudaddy, it's NOT ON!

(And if you don't know what this is about - be glad about that, smile, and move on.)

[badaziraphaletakes]

Thank you answering my ask! I come bearing gifts - plesae forgive my terrible scribbling over the usernames as I'm graphics illiterate :(

Hopefully you can read this pile of UTTER NONSENSE. Ta! Sadie

He... he has literally always had the choice to show Aziraphale the door???? If anything he has never had the choice to choose to NOT show Aziraphale the door! Why aren't we talking about the fact that Crowley's never had the chance to openly express his love to his husband and tell him how much he means to him?? That's the real injustice here.

It would be SO MUCH EASIER and infinitely safer for both of them to show each other the door and yet for 6000 years they have chosen again and again (and again and again and again and again and again) not to do that! That's part of what makes their relationship so beautiful!

I mean, yes, there's a kernel of truth in there about how the fandom woobifies Crowley and treats him like some kind of pitiful golden retriever with no mind of his own. That annoys us too here at BAT. (Seriously, we talk about it at least once a week 😂) He's also our good Autistic not-a-boy, and we won't let anyone babify him on our watch. (Is 'babify' a word? Whatever, it is now lol.) But... isn't implying that he doesn't have a choice about staying with Aziraphale an act of woobification in itself?

Oh and Aziraphale had to be 'talked into trying to save the world' BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANY WAY TO DO IT!!! He agreed the moment he heard a viable plan for stopping Armageddon that wouldn't get him or Crowley incinerated.

And... "doing nothing for 6000 years"? Don't even get me started, ugh.

[badaziraphaletakes]

Hey. Sorry I can’t find the actual post cuz I forgot to save it sorry but anyway it was basically talking about how Muriel is annoying and helpless.

How do you feel about this cuz I’m appalled Muriel is an angel. I feel like anyone that has that take is not a real fan

(Also sorry ik you usually talk about bad aziraphale takes, hence your name.)

Thanks if you answer this

Thanks for bringing this up! All the belittling of Muriel bothers me too. I think there might be undertones of anti-Autistic bias in it, because a lot what we see Muriel doing is trying to function in an environment where the social rules aren't obvious to them. Saying someone like that is annoying and helpless is... well, I can't think of any *good* explanation for an attitude like that, let's put it that way.

The angel thing is a good point. I've seen this same attitude with (the very Autistic-appearing) angel-Crowley as well and it's like... um, hello, she CREATED A NEBULA? <<

Just because they are cute, do not underestimate them! They could both kick our asses 😅

And no problem! We welcome all bad (and badass :) takes as submissions. I actually at one point toyed with the idea of changing our name to @badgoodomenstakes, because really our raison d'être is to call out bigoted takes in the fandom in general, rather than to plug for any one specific character. :)

[badaziraphaletakes]

This is as exquisite as a fine wine

"7 people found this helpful"... well, I guess I'm an 8th, because this review was very helpful in supplying top-quality bad-take content for today's post. 😁

If there's a #BadGoodOmens take the entire fandom can agree is foul, this has gotta be it. 10/10, I have no notes. This is the perfect bad take, the bad take supreme. It surpasses the powers of a poor mortal like me to attempt to engage with it. Trying to actually explain why it's problematic would be like trying to scale a glass wall.

Instead, I propose we take a moment to savor the irony of the fact that that they misspelled "earnest" as "Ernest" when that happens to be the central pun in "The Importance of Being Earnest" - a pillar of queer literature.

I detest the stereotype that every homophobe is a queer person in the closet with every fiber of my being, but I am only human, and I confess that I am struggling mightily against the temptation to make a Freudian slip joke. Or at least, I would be if I thought this person had a sufficient level of intellectual sophistication to have even heard of Oscar Wilde or ''The Importance of Being Earnest", let alone read it.

[badaziraphaletakes]

Ah, yes, our favorite characters being *checks notes* horrified by *double check* someone who has ab*sed and tried to kill them in the past is *triple check* one of the funniest scenes in the show. Sure.

Wowza. We agree - this is nauseating. 😳

The feather-duster bit was funny. But this... no. This was devastating.

Thank you for the submission! :)

[iamdefinitelyreal]

Obviously, both of these takes are clearly influenced by personal experiences, but regardless, there's one point that's very annoying to me:

"I hope Crowley gets his happy ending without Aziraphale."

Anyone who belives this is either so caught up in their own headcanons that they've completely forgotten the story or they genuinely didn't watch the show.

The thing that is so beautiful about this show is the fact that IT WILL NOT BE A HAPPY ENDING FOR AZIRAPHALE OR CROWLEY IF THEY ARE NOT TOGETHER.

These are two very flawed, very human, beings. They didn't have to love eachother, but they chose to. (It goes along with that post "Soulmates are stupid I love you on purpose.")

That's...why this show is so amazing? Two human-shaped beings who should not even have met found eachother. Regardless of whether or not your are an Aro/Ace Aziracrow truther or if you believe they are going to have sex/they have had sex, it is undeniable that they have found eachother.

It would not be a happy ending for Crowley if he doesn't have his angel, end of story.

Thank you answering my ask! I come bearing gifts - plesae forgive my terrible scribbling over the usernames as I'm graphics illiterate :(

Hopefully you can read this pile of UTTER NONSENSE. Ta! Sadie

He... he has literally always had the choice to show Aziraphale the door???? If anything he has never had the choice to choose to NOT show Aziraphale the door! Why aren't we talking about the fact that Crowley's never had the chance to openly express his love to his husband and tell him how much he means to him?? That's the real injustice here.

It would be SO MUCH EASIER and infinitely safer for both of them to show each other the door and yet for 6000 years they have chosen again and again (and again and again and again and again and again) not to do that! That's part of what makes their relationship so beautiful!

I mean, yes, there's a kernel of truth in there about how the fandom woobifies Crowley and treats him like some kind of pitiful golden retriever with no mind of his own. That annoys us too here at BAT. (Seriously, we talk about it at least once a week 😂) He's also our good Autistic not-a-boy, and we won't let anyone babify him on our watch. (Is 'babify' a word? Whatever, it is now lol.) But... isn't implying that he doesn't have a choice about staying with Aziraphale an act of woobification in itself?

Oh and Aziraphale had to be 'talked into trying to save the world' BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANY WAY TO DO IT!!! He agreed the moment he heard a viable plan for stopping Armageddon that wouldn't get him or Crowley incinerated.

And... "doing nothing for 6000 years"? Don't even get me started, ugh.

[badaziraphaletakes]

Yes!!!

Hey. Sorry I can’t find the actual post cuz I forgot to save it sorry but anyway it was basically talking about how Muriel is annoying and helpless.

How do you feel about this cuz I’m appalled Muriel is an angel. I feel like anyone that has that take is not a real fan

(Also sorry ik you usually talk about bad aziraphale takes, hence your name.)

Thanks if you answer this

Thanks for bringing this up! All the belittling of Muriel bothers me too. I think there might be undertones of anti-Autistic bias in it, because a lot what we see Muriel doing is trying to function in an environment where the social rules aren't obvious to them. Saying someone like that is annoying and helpless is... well, I can't think of any *good* explanation for an attitude like that, let's put it that way.

The angel thing is a good point. I've seen this same attitude with (the very Autistic-appearing) angel-Crowley as well and it's like... um, hello, she CREATED A NEBULA? <<

Just because they are cute, do not underestimate them! They could both kick our asses 😅

And no problem! We welcome all bad (and badass :) takes as submissions. I actually at one point toyed with the idea of changing our name to @badgoodomenstakes, because really our raison d'être is to call out bigoted takes in the fandom in general, rather than to plug for any one specific character. :)

[muriel-not-the-dim-one]

It’s MEEEEEEE!

Awww, it’s so nice to see humans that want to protect me and don’t think I’m dim like…….well, like you know who called me dim. 😒

Maggie, Nina, Supreme Archangel Aziraphale, and especially Mr. Crowley have helped me grow so much since I’ve been here on earth. ✨

Thank you all!!! 😇

@secretdiaryofcrowley

@aziraphalesdiaries

Hey. Sorry I can’t find the actual post cuz I forgot to save it sorry but anyway it was basically talking about how Muriel is annoying and helpless.

How do you feel about this cuz I’m appalled Muriel is an angel. I feel like anyone that has that take is not a real fan

(Also sorry ik you usually talk about bad aziraphale takes, hence your name.)

Thanks if you answer this

Thanks for bringing this up! All the belittling of Muriel bothers me too. I think there might be undertones of anti-Autistic bias in it, because a lot what we see Muriel doing is trying to function in an environment where the social rules aren't obvious to them. Saying someone like that is annoying and helpless is... well, I can't think of any *good* explanation for an attitude like that, let's put it that way.

The angel thing is a good point. I've seen this same attitude with (the very Autistic-appearing) angel-Crowley as well and it's like... um, hello, she CREATED A NEBULA? <<

Just because they are cute, do not underestimate them! They could both kick our asses 😅

And no problem! We welcome all bad (and badass :) takes as submissions. I actually at one point toyed with the idea of changing our name to @badgoodomenstakes, because really our raison d'être is to call out bigoted takes in the fandom in general, rather than to plug for any one specific character. :)