#bad star wars merch

[walkawaytall]

This is official Disney merchandise and…just…I can’t. Is that A New Hope buns for Leia and Solo hair for Han? What is going on???

[walkawaytall]

I desperately need to know if y'all have seen the pieces over at Star Wars Fine Jewelry. Because I feel like they have pieces of...similar quality.

Such as this Jabba the Hutt necklace on sale for $255 (it's normally $425)!

And the matching Jabba the Hutt ring, only $240 (down from $400)!

Or, if you'd rather pieces that immortalize one of the most traumatic events of your favorite smuggler's life, might I suggest the "In Carbonite" series? (Necklace is $500, ring is $350)

Is The Mandalorian more your speed? I gotchu, fam! This is only $500!

Or, there's this version for only $1200!

Or would you like to carry L0-LA59, AKA "Lola", everywhere with you? That's a steal at $550!

Some of their jewelry is okay (and I admittedly actually love one of the rings), but so much of this site is disastrous and I both love and hate that it exists.

You guys, I am fucking crying. I NEED YOU TO SEE THIS.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? THIS IS A SWAROVSKI CRYSTAL OBI-WAN KENOBI FIGURE. THIS IS A REAL THING THAT EXISTS. IT IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS FUCKING THING THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL

THIS THING IS EVEN MORE EXPENSIVE THAN A HOT TOYS FIGURE, IT'S MINIMUM $400 AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE YOU WOULD DISPLAY IT AND I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE IT'S SO RIDICULOUS THAT IT WHIPS AROUND THE CORNER INTO BEING AMAZING IT'S SO OVER THE TOP AND I LOVE IT AN OBI-WAN KENOBI SWAROVSKY CRYSTAL STATUE, I AM IN TEARS NEVER CHANGE, DISNEY, YOUR MARKETING IS CAPITALISM AT ITS BESTWORST

[skywalkerrtno]

GUYS, I GOT A HANDMADE LULA FOR MY BIRTHDAY. (Made by my grandma)

[kryhara]

Jango doodles bc he’s my go to now he’s like my muse or something

[chiliger]

My ✨Ko-fi shop✨ is now open for business!

Get yourself some neat home made, hand cut stickers and put them on your journal, your phone, or your pet rock.

Don't feel like buying anything but still wanna support me? Then feel free to leave a tip. Any little bit helps and you will have my eternal gratitude.

Also!

One of the sticker designs is set as a fundraiser for the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund. Purchase for $3 or more, and know that it will go toward a good cause. Donations will be sent at the end of each month. (Sticker link.)

[batchedzine]

🍪 Contributor Previews 🍪

Our next batch of contributor previews have been prepared for your sampling pleasure!

🥧 @zaana baked a piece featuring The Bad Batch

🍨 @omaano has cooked up a piece that highlights Commander Wolffe, Plo Koon, and Ahsoka Tano

🥨 @squad-724 is providing not only delectable spot art, but designed the Clone Trooper Soda Die Cut Sticker that we've unlocked as our first stretch goal

Preorders for Batched are open now through October 31!

🧁Preorder here!🧁

[clone-trooper-cheese]

I got a Tech pin, and I feel like it goes perfectly with my other one.

[dreamingfoxproductions]

Finished felted loth cat Tech!

More photos +shenanigans under the cut

Side and back

Also freed Wrecker from his plastic prison so he could "help"

He held onto the head while I was working on his tail lol

wrecker--wRECKER NOO

Bonus

He be listening to some tunes

[katara-stan-club]

I would do unspeakable things to get a Phee Genoa black series figure if you’re listening Star Wars Merch People

[freesia-writes]

Nerf Herder Scent Review

I ran out recently so went a lil crazy over at Nerf Herder with their amazing SW-themed wax melts and figured I'd share my thoughts. I've heard friends give their input and it's interesting how scents appeal to people differently, so take it with a grain of salt. I'm generally pretty sensitive to smell and don't like anything strong, and you'll notice I chose mostly "clean fresh" types of scents. So... enjoy my best attempt at descriptions and reviews below the cut. ❤️

Also, I'd love to hear your impressions if you've ordered the same scents!!

Rex - clean, soft, and cozy all at once. fresh like the best kind of soap but nothing sharp or particularly strong in it.

Fives - a little stronger, a little spicier. slightly herbal but still pretty clean/cologney

Kix - similar to Fives, but a little more... soapy? in a good way?

I had really good intentions when I started this review. 😂

Wolffe - now this one is distinctly different. smooth, sweet, smoky, leathery. a little incensey.

Bail Organa - I feel like I buried my face in one of his luxurious creamy robes. not a very sharp scent but a strong vanilla theme with the tiiiiniest hint of smoke/spice.

Young Obi-Wan - 🤢 this one smells like an adolescent boy that just discovered Axe body spray. definitely cologney with a heavy sweetness? I'll happily mail this one to you if it's up your alley. 😂

Jesse - sexy boy!! this one has a cozy, clean softness to it as well, like Rex, but Rex had more of a powdery scent while juicy Jesse here has the slightest hint of smoke.

And now for my favorites...

Howzer - I don't even know how to describe this. their website says "hot guy in a bottle" and that's pretty much it, LOL. It's definitely clean and masculine, but more crisp than soft. It's alllllmost like walking into Abercrombie but not nearly as strong, haha, but just as pleasant.

Hunter - ohhh, babe. clean and fresh and smooth and creamy and... idk even how to describe it well. there's a tiny tartness to it that has maybe a slightly herbal/floral touch but it's all blended together so well that it's just immaculate. I have this and Howzer on permanent rotation.

And now for those not pictured that I tried before...

Wrecker - I honestly don't remember. it was clean but nothing really stood out?

Echo - I liked this one a lot -- clean and soft with perhaps a creamy/vanilla undertone but it was really underwhelming, even for me.

Tech - this one was pretty good, but similar to Echo in that it was hard to notice. it was soft and pleasant and clean with slightly metallic touch, but not enough delight to order again.

Crosshair - this one was perfect for the character but not up my alley, because it was quite spicy, LOL. absolutely representative of him but I like light/fresh/clean and this one was a bit heavier... smoky and leathery and spicy and masculine.

Welp... Enjoy that mess of nonsense! 😂

[walkawaytall]

Pop quiz! StarWarsFineJewelry.com has a necklace I just saw for the first time and I want y’all to guess how many US dollars they want for this!

Have you locked in your guess???

FOUR HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS.

$450.00!!!

[buttooti]

My store buttooti.com is now live!

I have a bunch of new Star Wars (tbb, tcw + more!) goodies available!

My store will be open from September 13th - September 29th <33

Preorders for the Halloween Standees will close on September 20th in hopes I can get them out in Oct! ʕ˶>ᴥ<˶ʔ

Thank you for all of the support so far! <33

[papanowo]

is crosshair not in the bad batch meets scorch post bc sev was his favourite /j

its also cus hes not in prison in that scenario but yes ^_^ anyways i just HAD to draw them together but since thats never gonna happen have this au where sevs like this rex figure helping clones desert

[shyranno]

✨SURPRISE MERCH DROP! Neurodivergent Tech acrylic keychains, anyone? Pre-orders close on the 6th! c: I hope I get some takers~ Hehe Pre-order here: Link!

[womenofswzine]

📡 TRANSMISSION INCOMING 📡

We're so excited to preview this adorable set of stickers sheets by @lychgate featuring the mothers of the rebellion: Eleni Syndulla, Breha Organa, Maarva Andor, Mon Mothma, Beru Whitesun, and Padmé Amidala! 💥 Pre-Orders for Rebel, Rebel: Women of Star Wars open now until August 31st!

💥 ORDER HERE 💥

[batchedzine]

🍪 Contributor Previews 🍪

Our next batch of contributor previews have been prepared for your sampling pleasure!

🥧 @archfey-edda has baked a wonderful piece featuring Delta and Omega Squads

🍨 Devin is serving a lovely piece highlighting The Bad Batch

🥨 Benji has not only prepared a recipe for the zine, but designed an adorable charm of Hardcase

Preorders for Batched are open now through October 31!

🧁Preorder here!🧁