#bad santa hyden

[chocodile]

"What's with that look? I deserve these. I've worked very hard this year, you know!"

[chocodile]

Bad Santa Hyden specifically gives you gifts only if you've been naughty. No need to lie here, Ambroys!

When you've been naughty but you want blood diamond jewelry and baby seal leather shoes instead of coal, you go to Bad Santa Hyden.

[riversongsecretsanta]

Wishlist Form

Please copy/paste and fill out this form. When you’re done, SUBMIT it to the blog and TAG 2017: wishlist. 

TITLE BOX: [your username]’s wishlist

THINGS I’D LIKE: Obviously, this is a River Song Secret Santa, so make sure your requests feature, you know, River Song. Please specify, first, if you’d prefer fic, gifs, fanart, graphics, fanvids, etc., and whether you’re willing to accept something other than your first choice.  If you ONLY want fic, please say so.  If you don’t care, let us know that, too.  It makes it easier to pair people. Additionally, give your Santa as much info as you can about what you like, but leave them some options. 

For example: 

BAD: I want a River/Eleven fic where River is the Chief of Police at the Brooklyn 99 and Eleven is a detective and they are working a case wherein a six-fingered man is terrorizing French bulldogs by stealing them from their front yards and making them listen to his own Hyden/ACDC remix on loop for 18 hours a day.  Also I want a scene where River and Eleven discuss the preferred method of cooking potstickers and the line “I am not a Doctor!” somewhere towards the end.  Also it should have a lot of puns, an important character death, River getting tackled by puppies, the Doctor taking a bunch of selfies, and a Spiderman reference. Thanks! 

GOOD: I love River/Eleven and AUs, especially cop AUs! But I also really like Coffee Shop, Spy, and Supernatural AUs.  If that’s not your cup of tea, canon fic is fine, but I’d love if to be fluffy—domesticity in the TARDIS fic is awesome.  I also love humor, and I love the idea of River and animals, so if there’s anyway to include that I’d be over the moon! Fic is my favorite.  I also really like gifsets and fanmixes, and I love country music and indie stuff like Iron & Wine.  Thank you!

THINGS I DO NOT WANT: Things you absolutely, positively do NOT want in your fic, art, vids, etc.  This can be pairings (ie, “no River/Donna” or “I like River genfic but no Twelve/Clara”), tropes (ie, “no ‘aliens made them do it’), ratings, etc.

THINGS I CAN DO: List the types of work you can/would be willing to create (fics, vids, fanmixes, graphics, etc.) as well as the pairings, tropes, themes, etc. you’re comfortable with. 

THINGS I CAN’T DO: What can’t/won’t you do - again, this can be pairings, ratings, types of art (ie, ‘I can’t write fic’ or ‘I can’t make vids’) as well as anything you’re uncomfortable with (ie, ‘I won’t write incest’ or ‘I’m not good at manips’ or ‘I won’t write River with anyone but the Doctor’ etc.)

PINCH HITTER: (YES OR NO) Got some spare time? Answer YES or NO if you can volunteer to cover a Santa if someone drops out.  This would be in addition to your own gift, so make sure you aren’t taking on too much. 

OTHER COMMENTS: If there’s anything else you’d like to add.

[chocodile]

Bad Santa Hyden offers gifts. Options are limited, though. The important thing is to reward people who misbehave in commendably selfish (or at least entertaining) ways.

[chocodile]

Make sure to leave cookies out... or else.

[chocodile]

Two requests for Santa Hyden. How lucky that he's a friendly drunk!

[chocodile]

Did hyden eat those guys he turned into cookies… I noticed an empty plate in your last ask ;0-0

[kwillow]

When you've been naughty but you want blood diamond jewelry and baby seal leather shoes instead of coal, you go to Bad Santa Hyden.