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the wild robot is a really good movie
it’s fairly violent, true, but it shows how one person can make a real difference and positively impact a community. it has diversity, love, mismatched families, it’s just really good!
the violence is all things that you would expect in real life (it’s animals, predators vs prey) (characters do die but it’s generally extras and it’s handled well if you watch the entirety- unlike a lot of the reviewers online who left without watching the full movie and then complained about it)
themes/tropes: found family, grumpy father/brother figure x sunshine, hope in dire circumstances, overcoming struggles through community (power of friendship)
(i guess it’s really the power of believing in yourself and others against all odds)
#the wild robot#movies#bad movie review#loose goose reviews#solarpunk#found family#power of friendship
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THE NEGATIVE MOVIE SCALE
Inspired by JelloApocalypse, I judge bad movies on a negative scale. The lower the negative number, the more ironic enjoyment you get out of it. So far, I have watched:
Liar, Liar, Vampire (2015). A -10/10. The best film ever made, and nothing will change my mind. Baron Von Awesome is the best character ever made, and you just need to watch it yourself to find out. Please, watch it. They cast a 40 year okd woman to play the main character’s high school love interest 💀
My Babysitter’s a Vampire (2010). A -9/10. Not as bad as Liar, Liar, Vampire, but nonetheless fucking amazing. The scenes that always stick out in my head are the dad’s cowboy walk, the sudden reveal that the grandma is fucking magic and magic is very real for some reason that just gets thrusted in like the 3rd act and they never elaborate, the scene where one of the kids falls facefirst on concrete, and of course, the many different versions of “Babezilla” and Babeatron 5000”, etc. Apparently there’s a followuo TV series, I need to watch that. Weird that both the movies I watched on this scale are cashing in on Twilightmania.
Will gradually update with reblogs
#liar liar vampire#llv#mbav#my babysitter’s a vampire#negative movie scale#movie review#movie reviews#movie recommendation#movie recc#bad movies#bad movie review#baron von awesome#i will make a fandom for him/j
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Okay I just saw The Substance. I don’t even.. I can’t..I…
What the fuck was that.
#the substance#demi moore#like#movie review#bad movie review#like literally that’s the only review I can give it#you should watch it#but only if you’re into cronenberg levels of body horror#there was cgi but I was happy for practical grotesque as well
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explaining "The Revival" badly
So I been on a big queer movies binge lately trying to get some inspiration going for my next book and I came across this one called "The Revival" and it's been a week since I've watched it and I'm still fucking thinking about it because of how fucked the ending was.
Spoilers of course in case you haven't seen this possibly obscure ass movie that's available free on Tubi right now but anyways.
Starts off with this young Preacher Dude, he's cute, his wife is pregnant, he's got your typical southern Baptist lifestyle, he's got a friend, AA Guy who's constantly stepping on his toes and trying to take over the church. Turns out that guys got an alcohol problem hence the name AA Guy but anyways moving on.
Preacher Bro meets this sexy young Drifter Dude who shows up to the church for a meal, Drifter Dude is like "you got nice hands" and without even knowing that this is technically a gay romance you know these two are gonna bang EVENTUALLY.
Preacher Bro keeps getting asked if incest is biblically wrong because there's this guy who really wants to bang his cousin. Like REALLY wants to bang his cousin. More on that later. For now we'll refer to him as McCousin Fucker. Preacher Bro is like "well just find out if incest is illegal in our state and we'll go from there."
Drifter Dude comes back and Preacher Bro is like "hey I got a place for you to stay if you want it," Preacher Bro lets Drifter Dude stay in his dead preacher dad's cabin.
This is kind of a big deal because Preacher Bro is constantly living in his dad's shadow. His dad started their church and he feels like he'll never live up to his dad's way of leading the congregation. Add into it he's a closeted gay man and yeah, it's looking like his congregation wants him replaced. His reputation, his "career" if you will, is completely on the line here, and AA Guy from earlier is really trying to drill it into them that they need to have a revival (hey that's the name of the movie!) to get people to come back to the church and see that he's a good leader, though what it really looks like is AA Guy wants to take over the church entirely.
Preacher Bro and Drifter Dude start getting really close, and they got HEAPS of chemistry. They're honestly really sweet together. Preacher Bro is doing Drifter Dude's hair, he puts a bandaid on his booboo, helps him make his bed, and Drifter Dude is like "kiss me you fool" but Preacher Bro is like "but Jesus 🥺."
But eventually they do kiss, and they bang, and it's HAWT. And Preacher Bro is suddenly a new man. He's smoking cigarettes, he's listening to things other than his dad's old recorded sermons in the car, he's enjoying life and getting laid and loving it.
Meanwhile McCousin Fucker is like "Its not legal to marry my cousin but I still wanna fuck her," and Preacher Bro is like "dude."
And AA Guy is like "I wanna drink again, but my daughter"
And Preacher Bro is like "I really like this guy, but God???"
And Drifter Dude starts making meth.
Fast Forward a bit, we're reaching the climax. Wife of Preacher Bro finds out about her husband banging Drifter Dude. She goes to confront him while Preacher Bro gets drunk and starts driving around asking Jesus for a sign that he's not supposed to be banging Drifter Dude.
Wifey tells Drifter Dude a story about an owl she rescued, but the owl didn't wanna fly away when it was healthy again, so it died. She basically uses this story as a threat to Drifter Dude. Drifter Dude is like "I love your husband, m8, I ain't going nowhere."
Wifey is like "alright, fine." Walks out of the cabin and says to AA Guy who's been standing outside the door to "take care of him."
AA Guy starts beating up poor Drifter Dude, completely knocks the shit out of him and ties him up. Has McCousin Fucker come in to keep an eye on him for the night, they plan to stick him on a bus in the morning.
Meanwhile Preacher Bro thinks Jesus has finally given him a sign, he hits and kills a deer on the road, and starts heading for the cabin afterwards.
So I'm sitting here at the tail end of the movie thinking "Awh, Preacher Bro is gonna go save his man 🥰🥰🥰"
LET ME TELL YOU MY FRIENDS.
I was HIGHLY DECEIVED.
Preacher Bro goes into the cabin, tells McCousin Fucker to get out.
I'm still thinking "Daw he loves him he's gonna save him this is so sweet."
And I'm highly anticipating their "fly off into the sunset on a white pegasus" moment.
McCousin Fucker leaves, presumably to go fuck his cousin.
Preacher Bro
Lights a FUCKING. MATCH.
And now I don't know what to expect.
Is he gonna use the match to burn the ropes off? Seems like a bad way to-
NOPE HE'S SETTING THE CABIN ON FIRE.
MCCOUSIN FUCKER IS FUCKING HIS COUSIN.
AA GUY IS DRINKING WHISKEY WHILE WATCHING HIS DAUGHTER SLEEP.
AND PREACHER BRO IS SETTING FIRE TO THE CABIN HIS BOYFRIEND IS LAYING UNCONSCIOUS IN.
And of course, he gets away with it.
Because Drifter Dude was making meth, so it could probably be reasoned he set off an explosion.
Preacher Bro gets away with it and finally becomes the stone cold preacher his daddy was.
The end.
Holy.
Fuck.
Honestly, it was an incredible movie. I loved it.
But the ending, holy fucking hell.
Why do high quality gay movies always have to end so fucking SAD???
#The revival#LGBT movies#Bad movie review#Badly explained#Sad LGBT movies#Christian movies#ex christian#Christian critical#religious trauma#gay movies#lgbt#gay#gay men
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I watched A Karate Christmas Miracle so you don’t have to. Merry Christmas!
#christmas#christmas movie review#a karate christmas miracle#karate#bad movie review#bad christmas movies
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one of my fav scenes idc
#idc if it wasn't 'scary enough' this is everything I ever wanted#i want to write a whole review in the tag so bad#fnaf movie#fnaf#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's movie#five nights at freddy's#freddy fazballs#freddy fazbear#bonnie the bunny#chica the chicken#foxy the pirate#mike schmidt#abby schmidt#vanessa shelly#we are fnaf
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So anyway, about the critics and the audience score...
#it's controversial#this meme skar king laughs at kong is officially a MEME#I'M KEEPING THIS#seriously i don't take an opinion of the critics is bad#audience score wins#then i should probably gonna watch the movie again#my money's on gxk#godzilla#kong#skar king#monsterverse#kaiju#godzilla x kong: the new empire#gxk#reviews
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Borderlands movie poster with some of my favourite single line reviews
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The Killer (2023)
Dir - David Fincher
#i actually liked this movie idk why this has bad reviews#cinephile#cinema#cinematography#david fincher#michael fassbender#a e s t h e t i c#asthetic#aesthetics#movie quotes#movie art#movie aesthetic#movie stills#movies#film art#film aesthetic#film stills#grunge aesthetic#dark academia#dark aesthetic#dark and moody#moody aesthetic
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Okay, so I watched Inside Out 2 at like 5 am this morning. And I have to say that the movie isn’t bad! I just expected more to happen. Like Riley having a crush on a boy from her hockey team or something? And maybe add more to the girls that were gossiping about her?
I just feel like they could’ve added a bit more to the story to develop her character even more. Makes me wonder if we’ll get an Inside Out 3 or something.
Have any of you seen Inside Out 2? If so, what did you think about it? And what stuff would you add in if you could?
I have to say, my favorite emotion is Joy. She’s a very complex character and I loved her character development in this! She seems to understand the good and the bad side of things, which is why she’s one of my favorite characters. ♥️
#inside out 2#review#I give a 4/5#it was so good#i highly recommend it#I loved the new emotions!#inside out joy#inside out riley#I wish there was a tad more of character development#but the character development in the movie isn’t bad at all#reblog if you want#feel free to share what you think!
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i was wrong fantastic mr fox is actually a really good movie
i’m sorry to everyone i’ve been ranting to about how bad the movie was, i have been basing my opinion off of my 17 year old self’s only time watching the movie and i hated it then but i watched it again the other day for the october vibes and it’s actually excellent. i had a Good Time.
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every movie I watched in 2024:
The Half of It dir. Alice Wu, 2020
#the half of it#alice wu#ellie chu#paul munsky#lgbt cinema#queer cinema#filmedit#filmgifs#moviegifs#*#2024 movies#have you guys seen how many bad reviews this has on letterboxd#they simply do not get it#god the chemistry between all the actors in this movie is so good
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Meg Ryan Dedicating Her New Movie To Nora 🙌
#im not crying you are#sobbing#david duchovny#meg ryan#nora ephron is smiling down#i love her#i cant wait to see this movie#rom com#romantic comedy#movie#movies#filmedit#filmedits#what happens later#the reviews are really bad for this movie though#so im gonna check it out when they put it online for free haha#i was going to do that regardless but yeah
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Watched the jenna oretga Wednesday addams show. Loved her but her two love interests reminded me of this meme
#the addams family#wednesday netflix#might do a full review#because a part of me wonders if they where supposed to be this bad and boring given context of the ending#but they spend so much time on these guys i would have at least wanted them to be somewhat entertaining#may delete this later idk#jenna was greeeaaat at Wednesday and besides the fact that she was supposed to be falling for two differnet boring guys#her characterisation was really good#she should have fallen for the nerdy bee guy like how she fell for the nerd guy in the movie#that would be cute
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Kung Fu Panda 4 - The Movie
The last really, really long discussion post (for now).
Major spoilers ahead!
This review is full of spoilers, so please refrain from reading through it until you've watched KFP4. I would highly suggest doing so, as I want everyone to form their own opinions without my influence. The movie has its flaws (some of which admittedly being a bit distracting), but it's a fun film that has things to offer.
Kung Fu Panda 4 is a fun movie (take that as you will) that takes its audience on an action-packed, surprisingly funny, yet relatively contained adventure on which Po doesn't really do much. It's an inconsequential, safe sequel that doesn't really hurt the franchise but adds close to nothing.
I had a good time watching the movie. It was obviously produced with its theater experience in mind and the action scenes especially reflected that priority. The humor was actually funny sometimes and I enjoyed Po and Zhen's dynamic. During the film, I was able to put most (most!) of my grievances aside and take the movie for what it is. I've discovered that the best way to watch KFP4 is with low expectations and an open mind.
I have a lot of things to say about KFP4, both complaints and compliments (though the former might be taking the forefront in this review), and I hope this review can help those of you who have seen the movie organize your thoughts. I've been having a lot of trouble with that specific aspect of things myself. Those who get it get it.
With that said, let's get into my full review of KFP4! I've been waiting for nearly 2 years to write this and I'm so excited to share every single thought.
I'm going to follow the format of my first discussion post and curate a bulleted list of my thoughts, followed by an analysis of each of these points. Keep in mind that everything I say is IMO and this is more of a rant post than anything else.
Here are my main points:
The Furious Five's role is comically minuscule in the context of the film. Their actions are inconsequential and add nothing to the plot (a confirmed last-minute add), and they have 30~ seconds of screen time. Shifu is also largely irrelevant.
Mr. Ping and Li's presence has little to no effect on the movie (though I won't complain too much because they were pretty fun to watch and this movie has bigger problems). In almost any scenario, I am adamantly against having characters present that don't add anything to the narrative; however, Mr. Ping is an exception. I love Mr. Ping. James Hong is a gem.
Zhen's screen time is not utilized well and her character is underdeveloped. She definitely wasn't annoying, but I didn't find her either compelling or funny enough to warrant the screen time she was given, especially considering it wasn't used to establish a backstory/strong motives. This makes me feel bad for the character because the movie kind of screwed her out of any substantial development.
The Chameleon, while complimented greatly by Viola Davis, is an underwhelming villain. Viola Davis is amazing in this film and I would suggest watching it for her performance if for nothing else, but the Chameleon is underwhelming considering the super cool concept behind the character.
The film feels very rushed. Apologies to those who disagree, but I think the pacing is atrocious and the final fight is anticlimactic. The movie felt like a word-vomit with no discernible intermissions that stops abruptly when the film ends.
I felt as though Po didn't change/grow as a person and the audience never had a chance to either bond with or relate to his character. His internal struggle is kept to a minimum and we don't spend a moment alone with him as an audience, which is disorienting and distracting. Watching the film felt like running into an old friend at the store who's too in a rush to have a real conversation.
The action scenes were strong with few exceptions. Creative art direction was utilized and I thought the martial arts choreography was entertaining and dynamic. I love the color palette of the film and many scenes were very impressive visually.
With my main points established, I do believe it's ranting time. Strap in, folks.
Let's start strong with the Furious Five: I'm gutted. Chagrined, despondent, crestfallen, etc.
The lack of the Furious Five negatively affects KFP4 so much, because not only does their absence hurt the atmospheric integrity of KFP as a franchise, it also forces KFP4 to bring in a slew of different characters—all while still noncommittally including the FF at the very end because I believe the marketing team required it—that clog up the cast a bit. It all goes to show how important strong, established side characters are.
The Furious Five are side characters, but the role of "side character" does not equate to being irrelevant, expendable, or exchangeable. I recognize that the Furious Five aren't super developed as characters beyond a handful of lines that allude to traits sprinkled sparingly among the members; however, I believe that the tiny bits of development we have been given have proved impactful in the past. Tigress's development in KFP2 is a prime example of how much narratively conscious changes (however small they may be) can positively affect these movies.
Because of limited runtimes, the Furious Five often operate as more of a singular unit than five individuals. Even so, I don't think discarding them is valid. They're so important to the KFP universe (to Po's universe!) and not having them with him feels so wrong. The Furious Five are fully integral to the heart of Kung Fu Panda, which is why I believe a lot of those who have seen the new movie have expressed something feeling "off" or something being missing.
I agree with this sentiment. To me, KFP4 didn't feel like a KFP movie. I don't need a Furious Five spin-off movie and I can be fully content with a KFP5 centered around Po's journey as an individual as was intended from the beginning, but he can't carry an entire movie on his back. As strong as he is in every sense of the word, he is only one character. He's the centerpiece of the franchise, but a centerpiece can only go so far without the rest of the design, so to speak.
For me, the Furious Five's absence is one of this film's biggest faults. It's huge and glaring. I know I'm not the only one who feels this way, either, because the friends with whom I saw the film refused to talk about any other aspect of the movie after seeing it. Seeing them at the end was better than nothing, of course, but it was a disappointing culmination after eight years of waiting.
That all is to say I feel robbed. Despite all of this, though, I understand that there were reasons why the Furious Five weren't included in the movie. I don't believe the production team would exclude the Furious Five unless they weren't given a choice.
Shifu and Po's dynamic continues to be thoroughly delightful but their interactions are short and simplified. I would have loved to see more of them in this film, especially considering the extreme relevance of teacher-student relationships in KFP4. I (somewhat) digress, though, because the idea of Shifu having to live at the Jade Palace with only Po for an extended period of time is hilarious enough on its own. Maybe that's what the short film is about!
The comedy is odd but has some jokes that stand out. Po maintains a healthy relationship with his inner sass, which I think makes him more fun to watch and kind of eradicates the man-child verdict. Some jokes don't land, of course, but I genuinely thought KFP4 had some funny moments. Mr. Ping was consistently awesome and Po had some good lines sprinkled throughout the film.
As for Mr. Ping, he and Li Shan are the subjects of the film's B-plot as they follow Po to Juniper City out of shared concern for their son's safety. In my mind, they don't add anything to the story that couldn't have been brought about by other characters, but they had their moments of being entertaining. I enjoyed their silliness and thought they had a cute dynamic if nothing else.
Speaking of other characters, I want to discuss KFP4's deuteragonist and why I genuinely feel bad about the way her character was treated.
I want to let it be known that I'm still not on board with Po passing the Dragon Warrior torch to another character. While I agree that his arc is now calling for him to have a student, I disagree with the notion of him retiring from his DW role.
As I stated in my first discussion post:
Didn’t the initial significance and nuance of the title come from the fact that there is only one person who can be the Dragon Warrior, because the concept of the “Dragon Warrior” isn’t so much a title as it is Po himself? The universe (Oogway) must choose the Dragon Warrior because they are a singular being of legend. It is one person, and that person is Po. Wasn’t the point of the first film that the title ultimately doesn’t really matter because there is no “secret ingredient,” so to speak? The title doesn’t actually give Po anything. “It’s just you,” Po says, and that was the resolution.
When it comes to Zhen as a character, contrary to what I predicted I would think of her, I thought she was okay. While I was still a bit distracted by how out-of-place her design looks, I wasn't truly annoyed by her at any point and she and Po had some cute moments. Even so, I think their relationship could have been a bit more refined and developed.
While it's evident that Po and Zhen are meant to have a teacher-student/mentor-apprentice dynamic, I think their relationship feels half-baked. There were parallels that contradicted one another and ended up being confusing come the film's conclusion, and the nature of their relationship seems to vacillate depending on the scene. Additionally, the strength of their bond goes from zero to one hundred within thirty-ish minutes and left me with a bit of whiplash.
We're shown that Po and Zhen care about one another, but we're never shown why. They have a brief conversation during which they bond over being orphans, and Zhen says at one point, "You're actually a good guy," but that's it. This obvious lack of development is a bit disorienting because we're later led to believe that Zhen and Po care very deeply for one another when there's almost nothing to back it up.
A scene that sticks out to me when discussing this is when Zhen attack-hugs Po in a way that explicitly mirrors Tigress's hug from KFP2. This happens around the beginning of the third act, and while it had the potential to be an endearing moment, I think it fell flat.
The impact of Tigress's hug was brought on by her character's hardcore nature and reputation of being heartless, further strengthened with the knowledge that she was hugging Po (which was obviously way outside her comfort zone) as a show of companionship and fundamental understanding. Tigress hugged Po because he needed someone to recognize his strive for closure.
Zhen's hug had little to no impact because she had no reason to do it and it didn't indicate growth. She hugs Po because she's sorry for betraying him and doesn't want him to be killed by the Chameleon, but neither of these things are newly-established via this hug; we have already gathered by now that Zhen regrets betraying Po and doesn't want him to get hurt.
The hug is far from the movie's weakest point, but I think it's unnecessary given the context. I'm big on hugs in movies (an underutilized form of platonic affection, in my opinion), but it didn't fit here. I don't hate it, and I see it as an honest effort to bring emotionality to Po and Zhen's relationship, but it seems arbitrary.
Zhen and Po's relationship has a lot of potential and I'd be open to seeing more of them in the future, but I think some more thoughtful development needs to occur before I can humor it further. Even so, I can see myself featuring Zhen in some future post-KFP4 one-shots—sparingly, of course, because we have a lot of Furious Five content to compensate for.
Overall, they had a cute dynamic and some sweet moments but I'm not attached. I'm on board with Po having a student but I think their relationship needs a lot more development, something that this film unfortunately didn't give them time to either accomplish or earn.
Now, onto the Chameleon!
The concept of the Chameleon's character is admittedly super interesting. She's the deuteragonist's fastidious mother figure who feels that Zhen owes her a debt and as a result holds her to an impossible standard. That dynamic had the potential to be so interesting but I didn't think it was explored at all. There is no indication of Zhen having any internal conflict about fighting the Chameleon, no emotional complexity between them at all; it's disappointing because I think it would've added a bit of earnestness to the film.
Additionally, the idea of a shape-shifting villain is versatile. A shape-shifting villain gives those telling the story a lot of room to experiment with the protagonist and different ways in which the main character can be challenged and tested. It's yet another good idea utilized poorly. Just one idea: the Chameleon could have disguised herself as one (or several) of Po's family, friends, etc. and brought to fruition a new arc with his character (seeing as he arguably doesn't have one in this film), but she only disguises herself as Zhen very briefly in the movie.
Furthermore, the Chameleon completely relies on the powers of previous villains to pose any sort of threat to the main characters. She summons Po's former nemeses from the Spirit Realm (despite there being little logic in doing so considering Kai's literal evisceration) and takes their kung fu abilities for herself.
An excerpt from my first KFP4 discussion post that I think is relevant to the point I'm trying to make:
I don’t think it would be in the best interest of anyone if the past villains were to come back in any way that’s not a flashback (even then, I’m not sure I’d see the point). In all honesty, I thought that the whole point of the villains was that they died and stayed dead. They were defeated by Po once and for all as a testament to the idea of establishing Po's character growth and journey as a person through the bad things he’s able to overcome. It’d be highly contradictory to the messages of the other films if these villains were to suddenly come back.
While there was an honest effort made to portray the Chameleon as intimidating, I never felt as though any of the characters were endangered by either her or her army of lizard henchman. She's a visually appealing character (aside from her eyes, which I thought more resembled those of a gecko than a chameleon) and I greatly enjoyed Davis's performance, but overall I don't see the Chameleon as a notable villain.
The return of Tai Lung (had he been on his own) had the makings to be an excellent story, especially considering the importance of teacher-student dynamics in KFP4. To see him interacting with Shifu would have been incredible and could have led to further closure on Tai Lung's end (because I think that's kind of what the team was going for anyway), but it didn't happen.
It was nice to see Ian McShane reprise his role, but I wish Tai Lung's characterization had been more reminiscent of the way he was in the first film and more complimentary of his overall character arc. Tai Lung isn't a one-dimensional villain with a singular goal and motivation, and I couldn't help but feel as though the complexity of his character was simplified for the sake of KFP4's narrative.
Tai Lung's presence in KFP4 may be odd, but Shen and Kai's appearances are even more so. Kai, if I remember correctly, was fully obliterated by Po, reduced to literal particles on screen (which is kind of wild now that I think about it). Shen being in the Spirit Realm makes sense all things considered; however, Po and Li had no visible reaction to his presence, which seemed a bit unlikely considering Shen's deeds. This plot hole can likely be attributed to the fact that Shen and Kai's cameos (to my knowledge) were last-minute additions to the movie.
I have to talk about the pacing. I have to. I'm sorry, bear with me.
To me, the film's pacing is erratic and disconcerting. While I can appreciate a quick-moving narrative that doesn't dawdle on storylines that aren't interesting/important, KFP4 kind of flings itself too far in the opposite direction and ends up being frighteningly fast-paced. Once the credits began, I felt like I had been holding my breath for the entire movie.
KFP4 is confusing because while the runtime is standard for a KFP movie, it feels incredibly short. At the same time, the film's story moves at a breakneck speed and leaves little time for heart and development. These things culminate into a barreling boulder of a movie that simply doesn't have time to let its characters, story, or audience take a breath.
A fast pace is not inherently negative, but I don't think it worked in the favor of KFP4. The KFP franchise has always been very emotionally grounded (and just very grounded in general), so to see a film in which emotion/heart takes an aggressive backseat in comparison to action and comedy is jarring. While I think it's unreasonable for fans to expect the same emotional integrity as the original films to be present in the current and upcoming ones, I still think there's room for Po to grow and I felt as though the notion of him developing further was brushed aside in this film.
As for Po's growth, I felt it was nearly nonexistent. The previous trilogy wrapped up his character's journey beautifully and I know that KFP4 was bound to struggle with this particular aspect of making another KFP film; however, just because the strongest pillars of Po's character are established doesn't serve as a valid excuse to reverse his development and repeat what he learned in KFP3.
In KFP3, Po learned firsthand that he is capable of spreading wisdom and teaching kung fu. He also learns that he is constantly growing and that change is inevitable; there is always something more to learn.
"If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now."
"I don't want to be anything more, I like who I am!"
In KFP4, Po pushes against this narrative despite fully accepting it in KFP3, actively reversing crucial parts of his character development achieved in the latter. KFP3 was non-ambiguously about learning to cope with change and responsibility, and I can't help but feel like KFP4 is simply copying this message while not adding anything to it.
Additionally, I felt that KFP4's Po generally felt less personal than he has in the past. In every KFP movie up to the franchise's most recent addition, I felt very connected to Po as an audience member. I felt like I was truly seeing the world of KFP through his eyes. I consider this to be one of the franchise's most impressive feats; it's incredibly difficult to build a universe around a character without making the audience feel limited to one perspective and one part of the world.
With KFP4, I felt both limited and disconnected. The world didn't feel as vast and all-encompassing as it has in the past and Po didn't seem fully like himself. This could be me nitpicking (as I'm prone to do), but I can't recall a single moment in the movie in which Po was alone on screen. Scenes like these are crucial for me because I see them as a meet-cute between the character and the audience, a moment for us to cross the bridge into their world in a way that's silent and intuitive. These little bonding moments are absolutely integral to feeling connected to a character.
Po's dream sequence in the first KFP movie is one of the best examples of this. It presents his aspirations, alludes to his way of life up to the point of the movie, and showcases his personality. During Po's dream sequence, the audience is quite literally inside Po's mind; we're there with him, seeing what he sees, subsequently feeling what he feels. Po is a dreamer at heart and makes the audience feel like dreamers, too.
In KFP4, I felt like I little to no point of reference when it comes to how Po was feeling. I didn't feel immersed in him and his world.
I know I've been very "doom and gloom" throughout this post, which is an exhausting mindset for everyone involved. I want to end my critique with something positive because I think some praise is deserved. Let's just say the movie could have been a lot worse, the details of which I'm sure you're all well aware.
The color palette of the movie is beautiful and somewhat reminiscent of the first film. While the animation style of KFP4 is far more simplistic than its predecessors, I was very impressed with its use of shadow and light. Po's many faces were also hysterical, props to those who helped make him as expressive as he is.
Additionally, the movie's action sequences were clearly thought out and discussed in great detail. The experimentation with camera angles was really fun to watch and I enjoyed the majority of the film's fight scenes. They were fun, bouncy, and entertaining, and quite likely reinstated audiences's love of watching a cuddly panda kick butt.
Congratulations, you've reached the end! Thank you so much to all of you who took the time to read this unnecessarily long and detailed review. As long as I help someone translate their conflicted feelings into coherent thoughts, I'll call it a win.
I want to reiterate that I don't hate Kung Fu Panda 4 and I had fun while watching the film. It has its flaws and there are a lot of aspects that I dislike, but the effort of the crew is obvious and I greatly admire and respect the hard work put into the film by those who worked on it. This does not at all excuse my issues with the movie, but it's worth saying.
As for the future of the series, I only hope that the next installment is more considerate of the franchise's origins and why Po's story is being told in the first place. I fully believe that another sequel could be good given a strong, passionate crew with a great understanding of the characters and world (and I wouldn't be averse to some previous directors returning, just to put it out there).
Thanks again to those who took the time to read this crazy excuse for a movie review. Feel free to either disagree with me or add things in the replies/reblogs, I'm always looking for more thoughts to think.
Until next time!
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