#bad buddy + food

[inventedfangirling]

bonus :

when pran made that elaborate breakfast complete with sausage and a fried egg AND veggies! for pat (cos we know from ep2 that pran usually eats just toast for breakfast) and then proceeded to be mad when pat stole his toast not cos he didnt wanna share food but because he put so much effort into making the actual breakfast for him and this brat just snatched his own breakfast.

Smirk all you want pran but we SEE right through YOU. And we love you, i love you! Does he know that!? I need him to know. Do i cook and send him food across the multiverse? But idk abcs of cooking this is so embarassing goodbye😭

cant stop thinking about how love is stored in the kitchen. when somebody cooks for you or you make food for somebody that’s the purest corner of the heart that gets on the plate

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Lan Wangji might be an unstoppable force, but Xie Lian has 800+ years of practice of being an immovable object.

(poll results here for context)

[weightlessantique]

"You have no bitches" NOT TRUE! I have anorexia and I can easily say that she's a bitch🔥🔥🔥

[cloudabserk]

look i understand if you like marius because this is the evil morally bankrupt vampire story. however when people argue that marius was actually really cool and chill and normal about armand i want to fight them

[soundsdangeresque]

first week back at school, so naturally i brought my touys

[pyrosomatic-metamorphosis]

Cant sleep so im thinking about ayhalo

I think its like. one sided. qaypierre WOULD smooch that demon and take him on dates. qbad would not recognize anything as a romantic gesture. aypierre could throw a bouquet of chocolate roses at him and bad would just be like ! thank you :}

like they love each other, absolutely. they TRUST each other, to the point where i’d even say it gets in the way of bad seeing aypierre as anything more than a good friend. that’s his guy. The dude always in his corner. Friend resource label: team mate (coparent) (down to help kidnap people). bad doesnt do classic romantic relationships- all of his relationships are INCREDIBLY queer, but the closest he usually gets to what others read as romance is a classic chewtoy4chewtoy dynamic. He LOVES to fuck with people and he loves to get fucked with and if there’s a nice jawline or pretty muscles included?? huge bonus !!

he’s got something- not kinder, with aypierre? not calmer, either, but stable, maybe. pierre has proven, over and over again, that he’s on bad’s side. Spying on tubbo, encouraging bad’s pranks, the kidnapping- i can’t call it a reliable dynamic, not with how paranoid bad is, even when he trusts, but there is still a feeling of understanding that, wherever pierre’s limits are for when he cant support bad (or genuinely turn against him), it hasnt been reached yet

aypierre, on the other hand, i dont know enough about to be absolutely sure but there are some Vibes. ironically, i think hes feeling like his relationships are unreliable. max was going to have their baby, and then he wasnt, and then he left him, then max fucking died. plus whatever is happening with him and ayrobot, which probably leaves him feeling like he cant rely on Himself. like he had, if not a little crush on bad, at least some Interest in him, before. as well as several islanders. i remember the days of the Bed Threat.

but thats part of it, too? because those flings didnt have that emotional connection, and i always got the sense that he started looking for that with maximus, to Love and Be Loved rather than pure lust. To care about someone, genuinely, and be cared about in return. but he didnt get that with the flings, and We know that max was using him, but i dont know if he did, but maybe he had a feeling about it and maybe he also had a feelinf about maximus’ feelings towards bad and maybe- there’s something about that? A little push of not-spite-not-projection onto bad.

because bad IS that reliability, right now. he’s a fucking gremlin. a bastard. a prankster silly guy. he trusts aypierre and aypierre trusts him and they dont share everything but so often, when it comes down to it, it is them against the world. them in the corner, caught, aypierre shouting about kissing as a cover for their crimes while bad runs giggling away from him.

[blinkees]

hii!! I have a small question :3

could you make any themed blinkies ? My friend has a rlly big hyperfixation on ants and I thought it would b cool to have some made for them!

any pictures or small little pixels of ants work!! And I was thinking words like “silly zee” or “zilly zeke” could go on it orrr “ants!!!” “Ants :3” etc! It’s alright if you don’t

Tysm!

[notbecauseofvictories]

you know, faulkner, there was a memorable moment when mason was monologuing smugly about how well and how cleverly he'd taken over the faith, steered the parish towards his desired ends. he believed he'd won, or at least that he could outpace anything that wanted to swallow him whole. look where that got him.

[grapejuicegay]

Okay, friend

[ranchthoughts]

"I don't have to tell you I love you. I fed you [pancake]"

Aof is trying to tell us something...

[huckleberrykai]

i have afab!hyuka x chubby!reader thoughts 🤭

afab!hyuka who loves loves placing her hands against your tummy while you ride her face~ <33 one on your body, gripping so tightly on your pudge and the other on her clit, rubbing so quickly to the sound of your moans as you ride her tongue

god omg yes

kai just love love loves your tummy and she lovesss eating you out, so when she finally successfully convinces you to ride her pretty face she's losing it hdsjkal hands wandering all over your tummy and ass, pressing you further into her tongue >.<

she loves the way you smell, taste, sound, look and she's getting so so desperate underneath you, she can't help but let one hand wander to her cute pink pussy, playing with her clit and moaning into your skin as she devours you.

her hair is splayed out on the pillow and you can feel her squirming under you, desperate to cum and to make you cum >.<

and when she succeeds, shes all blushy and smiley when you move off and gently peck her lips, then move down her beautiful body to clean her up with your tongue. you won't leave your pretty baby all messy right?~

[crowbarrd]

AS SOMEONE WHO HASNT WATCHED THE DUB

THIS IS GOLD

[weightlessantique]

Satan couldn't find me so he sent me an eating disorder

[mcmissileproof]

was sticking my entire face in a pile of mushrooms to see if they smelled off bc my sense of smell is terrible and in the back of my head I was like "truffle hog moments..." and then I thought no actually this is the exact opposite of a truffle hog moment. I would be fired on day one as a truffle hog. I'm not finding SHIT

[garoujo]

this is my new boyfriend btw

[pseudospectre]

Can I please have a month without vet bills. Please.