#bachelor night

[izzybluebell]

a little sketch sheet of a bunch of things im a big fan of

[megwritesriddles]

Last updated: 4th of April 2025

megriddle333 on ao3!!

Request rules and who I write for (currently only doing short-form requests, severely backlogged so be prepared to wait)

Includes: Harry Potter, Stardew Valley, Five Nights at Freddy's, Criminal Minds, American Horror Story, Miscellaneous Josh Hutcherson Characters, The Hunger Games & more to come...

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36 complete works, 12 pending

(reqs will be listed as pending on masterlists until written eg. 5 complete works, 2 pending) (if a character is listed without any works or pending reqs, I do still plan to write for them in the near future)

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Kinktober 2024 ↴

all fandoms (except the hunger games)

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Harry Potter ↴

Tom Riddle, (Young) Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Neville Longbottom & Ron Weasley

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Stardew Valley ↴

Sebastian, Sam, Alex, Elliott, Shane & Harvey

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Five Nights at Freddy's (2023) ↴

Mike Schmidt

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Criminal Minds ↴

Spencer Reid

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American Horror Story ↴

Tate Langdon, Michael Langdon

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Miscellaneous JHutch Characters ↴

Josh Futturman, Derek Danforth, Billy Burn

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The Hunger Games ↴

Peeta Mellark, Sejanus Plinth

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Lots of love,

Meg (´ ω `♡)

xoxoxo

[junicult]

note ; it’s freezing in my apartment and i need a furnace. preferably 6’+ with brown hair and a mustache but i’m not picky.

it gets cold in your grandpa’s old, worn-down cabin during the wintertime. despite robin’s proposition to insulate it better, the icy breeze during a harsh snowstorm still manages to seep between the cracks.

harvey doesn’t mind, though. yeah, every time he pulls off the comforter he feels his bones rattling. yeah, he has to wear his thickest sweater and pajama pants under the several layers of blankets. yeah, his skin feels a quite dry when he scrunches his nose in the morning.

but it’s all worth it because he gets to fall asleep with you clinging onto him.

you, who cannot stand being touched when you’re asleep. you’ll indulge him in cuddling for the first few minutes in bed, until you decide you’re tired enough to then push him away and burrow off to your side of the mattress for the rest of the night.

harvey’s simply a furnace under the covers. it feels like there’s heat radiating off of him at all times—and you can’t bare to feel hot in order to fall asleep.

however during this time of year, you need to feel at least some warmth to sleep restfully. especially after spending all day feet deep in snow.

no matter the layers you’ve got on, you’re curling up right against him underneath the comforter, burying yourself into the crook of his neck.

“hold me…tighter!” you clatter your teeth in his ear, sliding your icy fingers beneath his sweater for an added layer.

and he loves all of it. your muffled threats of crawling under his clothes only give him sanction. he squeezes you tight, he has always fallen asleep better when he gets to hold something, preferably you.

you squish into the slot under his arm, the subte mist of your soap filling his senses. your cold hands rest on his warm torso. he stays impossibly still to prevent you from changing your mind until he hears those light, breathy snores, then he can drift off with a giddy smile knowing you fell asleep in his arms.

[ifwebefriends]

THE GREAT YAOI STICKER-BACHELOR DEGREE RACE OF 2025

(Poll Below)

Heyyyyyyyyy! So guess who’s graduating from college today? (IT’S ME CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE IT AHHHHHHHH) So to celebrate this great occasion, I will be holding a race inspired by this post:

Original Post Here

I have ordered 6 stickers/sets of stickers from various Etsy venders, each depicting a different yaoi ship that I like. At the same time, my Bachelor’s degree will be being printed and mailed to me. I’m hoping that at least one set of stickers will reach me before my degree does. I will be posting updates about the deliveries on this post.

And the contenders are:

Jonmartin sticker by FaerieAnaPaints

Sonadow sticker by HedgieArtsShop

Narumitsu sticker by SqueakyPotat

Fiddauthor sticker by HoodedJelly

Jayvik sticker by Inkforwords

Jedtavius sticker by SMJonesArtCo

To be clear: I don’t plan on giving out any sort of prize for this, this is all just a silly thing I’m doing in good fun to celebrate me graduating college (also I think it’s kinda funny). That being said:

Happy voting!

[reunitedinterlude]

#TIT

[itsmeyoucant]

I hope Scott gets a gf who isn’t freaked out by his morbid fun facts. Actually now that I think about it she needs to be like Mortica Addams but scarier I think.

the issue is that scott has no self awareness and as a result doesnt know what kind of person he needs

[ryllen]

He will never get it next time or anytime,

but in my arms he will be my favorite loser woooo~~

[meirimerens]

a theomachist in the face of a cruel god, or more reassuringly, something worse entirely

[kai-atlantis]

did I post this already? Oh well. Artemis is canonically aware of Love Island 🤣💀

[tiamatscalybond]

come now, Bachelor, your audience awaits

[glazedsnail]

Gus Invests in a Karaoke Machine

I woke up this morning and thought this very normal thought:

What song would the bachelor.ette.s sing at karaoke?

Not what they like to listen to, not what they'd want to sing in any normal state.

What they would belt out with a buzzed heart.

So here we go:

Harvey -

And he's absolutely CRUSHING it, everyone in the saloon is floored by how Harvey chanel his best Tim Curry. They're stuck to his lips for every notes with antici... ...pation.

He even shakes his hips, straighten his leg, put on the greatest show. Walk over the patrons, flick their chins, he's not much of a man by the light of day, but by night... Oh yeah. Even grabs Shane's pint in the process, sits on the counter to drink off it. How 'bout that?

Unfortunately he doesn't remember much the next day and wonders why people started calling him Dr Frank-N-Furter for a while.

Elliott -

Starts with a whisper from the heart, making the townspeople think aww he so shy, but then he just FLIES and SWINGS from the chandelier. He IS the bird, he IS free, and he clearly doesnt care if he sings off key.

Beating to the sound of his own untuned drum.

There's a lot of hair flip, and the scream inside that he was hiding FLIES OUT.

His throat hurts the next morning, but he sings for love ♥

Shane -

He wasn't going to partake, but when he heard the few notes from the song coming on as Gus put the machine on Shuffle he simply HAS to grab the mic and DESTROYS it with all his heart.

Oh so you think you got him figured out? THE SEASON'S CHANGING BITCH. Don't you try to save him. He's your HELL he's your DREAM.

The saloon is stunned. He doesn't sing well (like, at all) but damn his heart and soul ARE in it, and it shows. When he's done they're all a bit lost but damn the applauses come soon enough.

He forgets all about it each time.

We wouldn't want him any other way.

Sam -

He tries to pull Seb in, he wants to get Seb to sing with him. He wants to sing Kiki Dee's part solely but he ends up singing both, weirdly harmonizing with himself?? Like it's almost spooky how good he switches from one voice to the other.

A lot of ooh-hoo ooh-hoo but damn this man has a built-in pitch checker, each notes is hit with the precision of an opera singer. He puts the light in your life.

The song ends but he continues with an endless loop of:

Don't go breaking my / Don't go breaking my / Don't go breaking my / Don't go breaking my (please someone take the mic from him)/ Don't go breaking my/ Don't go breaking my...

Sebastian is almost sad he didn't get to sing with him after all but they make it a point to sing it every Karaoke night from now on (and they're perfect, everyone comes in just cause they know this will happen.)

Seb -

Are you a man? Cause I'm a biitcchhhhhhhhh.

Everyone is taken aback, flummoxed, even. How does Sebastian move that way? Who taught him? How flexible is this man? With all due respect, everyone's in heat?? I mean look at him. Rev his engine til you make it purr??

Robin and Demetrius are a bit....puzzled but, man, look at the way he moves. Don't try to give him shit he earned the right to be like this...

Get in loser for the...JOYRIDE micdrop

Immediately acts like absolutely nothing happened. Everybody else follows.

Alex -

Lots of pouting and squinting, finger pointing and shuffling. Each time poiting to a different person, making their heart flutter for a bit.

TELL ME WHY - and everyone else joins in.

He's the bad boy of the backstreet, he is your fire, your one desire. His hands on his body, a lot, A LOT. Is he singing to himself?! That's a lot of body touching...Alex calm down. Pull your shirt down.

His shirt is on the floor by the end of the song, and grabs it to wipes himself with it like he's James Brown. He's having fun and is that not what karaoke's about?

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I'll do bachelorettes next.

[chirpsythismorning]

Ya'll catch the final rose ceremony at the end of s4?!

[briarpatch-kids]

Not to brag or nothing (lie) but I made noodles tonight and the boys keep telling their game night buddy that like, this is why whenever him and the other game night guy offer to pick up takeout on the way over, they keep telling them "But Briar offered to cook!" My downstairs roommate keeps being like "I eat like this almost every night"

Feels really nice.

[iknowwhereyousnoozeatnight]

couple of mello + near doodles

[meganechan05]

As Chief Justice, it was necessary for them to develop multiple identities and personalities in case they need to go undercover for an investigation. Even training to switch into them as fast as possible when necessary.

Himeno decided to test it out by throwing some of her dresses at Rita.

The boys were... processing what just happened

[imperfectcourt]

Firm believer that Matt hangs with the monsters after the girls graduate considering everything and also being roommates with Aaron and Nicky and All this is to say that down the road the monsters are the ones who take Matt out for his bachelor's party and they all somehow have to make it to brunch the next morning that Allison is bankrolling in some fancy restaurant and they- every last one of them- are all a Wreck