#baby pls pls pls dont worry abt putting urself first <3 i love u n all i want is for u to be safe n happy :(

[b1mbodoll]

my darling gabi ❤︎ im so sorry for disappearing like that (( _ _ ))..zzzZZ life has been hitting me a little hard recently and i didn't want to voice off that negative energy (wouldnt want to trigger any other anons! and definitely wouldnt want to trigger sweet sweet gabi!) so i didnt log on T^T i always think abt u though! i could never forget about you my love <3 i hope life has been treating you (and everyone else!!!!) a little kinder⋅˚₊‧ i hope no one has made you feel bad recently either! i dont know how people can be so mean spirited and drag that along with everyone. again im sorry for disappearing! ill make sure to pop up every once in a while!!!! i love you honey </333 take care of yourself and make sure to stay hydrated and safe ୨୧

love 🎀 anonie!

p.s ✿ i saw your posts im sorry i havent read them yet but thank you for spending the time of day to talk to me! i also wanted to ask abt your day (^○^) how are you? lmk!!!

hi my love please dont feel guilty i completely understand <3 im always here for u n !!! promise im here if u ever need anything baby :( stay safe as well cutie!!!! n thank u for askin abt my day! i woke up too early n ended up fallin asleep (i just woke up again) n i have some errands to run today :p n i have plans to drop a lil post today!!

[yikeswtfmate]

(1) New Message from Unknown Number

main masterlist // (1) New Message Masterlist // next part

Summary: Y/N is drunk and can’t remember her ex’s number.

A/N: Hello, it is I, the idiot who writes Social Media AUs when she’s drunk but is too lazy to put them in the proper format and just leaves them to die somewhere on her laptop

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader (Social Media AU - that’s a lie, it’s actually just texts in Word format 🤡)

Warnings: swearing, dumbassery

Unknown Number: Hey asshat so listen

Unknown Number: I kno we hvnt spoken since like

Unknown Number: High school but whateve idc

Unknown Number: U’re an asshle so I dnt even care that its like…

Unknown Number: 3 in the morning nvrmd

Unknown Number: Ive ben dared to txt my hottest ex by these evil witchS so

Unknown Number: Here u go

Unknown Number: At least u had decent abs so congrats on tht jfc

Unknown Number:  also u dnt get to complain abt this txt bc like

Unknown Number: u dated me for 6 months on a dare so U KNOW WHat this shuold feel like ya

Unknown Number: Wow dude that sounds like a dick move

Unknown Number: Seriously who the hell dates someone for 6 months on a dare?

Unknown Number: Doesn’t that only happen in movies though?

Unknown Number: hey bitchass dont act like u don’t kno what im talkinG abt

Unknown Number: Oh shit yeah, sorry. I don’t know who this asshole of an ex is but I sure as hell am not him

Unknown Number: Dude sounds like a complete waste of human space

Unknown Number: And I think I wouldn’t get to live it down if my friends would hear I did something that shitty

Unknown Number: Wait lemme ask Sam

Unknown Number: Nah, he says Steve would’ve beaten my ass if I were to do that so there u go

Unknown Number: m sorry who tf are u

Unknown Number: Bucky

Unknown Number: what kind of stupid name is bucky

Unknown Number: Shit man, u’re the one blowing up my phone at 3 in the morning, sending me weird ass messages when I don’t even know u and u dare say my name is stupid???

Unknown Number: Sheit srry

Unknown Number: Is been A long night

Unknown Number: nd week

Unknown Number: Actlly make thAt the whle entire fuckin month

Girl with asshole ex: Srry fr bothering u

Unknown Number: It‘s cool

Girl with asshole ex: Hey the witches ask if ure hot

Bonky: Yeah

Girl with asshole ex: WHAT THE FCK MAN AT LEST BE A LIL BIT HUMBLE SMH

Bonky: U wanted me to lie?

Girl with asshole ex: Fair point

Girl with asshole ex: They wnt a pic

Girl with asshole ex: Pic or it didn’t happen punk

Girl with asshole ex: Tht was nat

Bonky: What kind of party are u at that you can constantly text me?

Girl with asshole ex: Wanda’s place

Girl with asshole ex: Girls night

Girl with asshole ex: Getting hammered on wine BITCH

Girl with asshole ex: Also dnt change the subject

Bonky: I don’t even know your name

Girl with asshole ex: Why would I tell u my name I just want to see a suppsdly hot asssd

Bonky: You know mine and now you want me to send u a pic of me

Bonky: Bit of a disadvantage here babe

Girl with asshole ex: Babe?

Girl with asshole ex: BABE?

Girl with asshole ex: Fine

Girl with asshole ex: BABE if I tell u my name will u send a pic of u so we kno u arnt a 60yr old perv

Bonky: I’ll think about it

Girl with asshole ex: Hey fuck u

Girl with asshole ex: Not fair

Bonky: How do I know you’re not the 60yr old perv?

Girl with asshole ex: Cuz she got big tiddies to prove

Girl with asshole ex: And that was wanda

Girl with asshole ex: So now u know my fridsn

Bonky: Still don’t know your name tho babe

Bonky: Also tell Wanda she shouldn’t give out this type of info to strangers

Girl with asshole ex: ure not a stranger anymore bonky

Girl with asshole ex: ure my babe nao

Bonky: I’m going to let that Bonky slide just bc u’re cute

Bonky: But I’m also going to stop replying until you tell me your name

Girl with asshole ex: U think im cute?

Girl with asshole ex: 

Girl with asshole ex: I mean u havnt even seen me but thats fair

Girl with asshole ex: Wand and nat say its true so ill believe u rnt lying to me rn

Girl with asshole ex: But I wanna see if ure cute

Girl with asshole ex: Wait why r u up st 3 in the mrng I mean we re drunk but wht r u doing

Girl with asshole ex: Babe u need to take better care of urself

Girl with asshole ex: Babe

Girl with asshole ex: Babe?

Girl with asshole ex: BABE?

Girl with asshole ex: Ph shit ure actually ignoring me

Girl with asshole ex: I dont like this

Girl with asshole ex: I actually like talking to u

Girl with asshole ex: Pls stop ignoring me

Girl with asshole ex: COME BACK AND LOBE ME

Girl with asshole ex: Babe?

Girl with asshole ex: Fine

Girl with asshole ex: It’s Y/N

Bonky: Now, that wasn’t so hard was it? 

Babe: fcuk u

Bonky: I’m up at 3 bc we ordered pizza and decided it’s time to beat Sam’s ass in Mario Kart once and for all

Babe: Nd how’s that going for ya?

Bonky: Bitch has been beating us for the past 3 hours

Bonky: Thor is the only one getting at least close to him now so we’re about to give up

Babe: Wait shit how r u replying so fast if ure playing Mario kart tho

Bonky: I gave up two hours ago

Babe: Quitter

Bonky: Just gotta know which fights to pick babe

Babe: Heads up I might be fallin asleep soon

Bonky: Drink some water before that, maybe get some food in u as well to soak up all the alcohol and have an advil close for tomorrow

Babe: Ok MOM

Bonky: Hey Wanda willingly told me you have “big tiddies” so your friends don’t seem to be doing a good job of taking care of you

Bonky: Might as well let me do it so you don’t die tmrw

Babe: Ohhhh so u careeeee babe im touched

Babe: Kkkkkk Ill talk tu u tmrw ill be dead soon

Babe: Nd I do have big tiddies

Bonky: Good night babe

*

Babe: What the shit

Bonky: I see you survived

Babe: Barely

Babe: My head might explode soon and I feel like I’ve vomited for an entire lifetime

Babe: TMI sorry

Bonky: I’d like to point out I’m glad I don’t have to decipher your texts anymore and that you can actually spell properly

Babe: Fuck you Buckaroo

Bonky: I would also like to remind you that I have on good authority that you have “big tiddies” so don’t make me use that against you

Babe: I am going to kill Wanda

Babe:Ugh I need coffee

Babe: I’ll talk to you later

Bonky: I’ll be waiting for you babe

*

Babe: So

Babe: BABE

Bonky: Yes baby?

Babe: 

Bonky: Nah, you love it

Babe: Fine

Babe: You still haven’t sent a pic of you though. I might be able to rise Nat and Wanda from the dead if you do

Bonky: What do I get in return?

Babe: The promise that I will keep replying even though you might turn out to be an ugly orc?

Bonky: Not enough

Babe: Fine. I’ll keep talking to you until you want me to stop. Or until I get bored of you

Bonky: Eh, you can do better

Babe: What do you WANT?

Bonky: A pic of you in return

Babe: I’m not sending you nudes, perv

Bonky: If I wanted to see you naked and be a dick about it, I could’ve asked last night, don’t worry

Bonky: But if you’ll know how I look it’s only fair I should know how you look

Babe: That sounds reasonable

Bonky: I’d say it’s a fair exchange

Babe: Fine, you first then

Bonky: If you don’t send me a pic of you afterwards babe I will stop replying, just so you know

Bonky:

Babe: Did you type super hot guy with the most beautiful eyes in the world in Google or something?

Bonky: I’m touched but no. Sam took that photo at a work event

Babe: Bitch do you really expect me to believe this is you? That looks like a guy who just stepped out of a magazine, I highly doubt I would have the luck to text him instead of my ex when drunk

Bonky:

Bonky: Are you always this annoying?

Babe: …

Bonky: What? Do you want me to take a selfie with the fucking newspaper now? I read the news online babe, I’m not getting off of this couch just so I can buy a stupid newspaper to prove it’s me

Babe: Do you have one in a suit?

Bonky: …why am I putting up with this?

Bonky: Hold on

Bonky:

Bonky: It’s been 5 minutes, are you going to reply?

Bonky: You still have to send me a picture of you though, a deal is a deal you know

Bonky: Fine, I warned you

Babe: Shit sorry

Babe: Hi Bucky, this is Natasha

Bonky: Hi Natasha. Is Y/N alright?

Babe: Uhm how should I put this?

Babe: Y/N is crying right now and she can’t reply herself

Bonky: What? What happened? Is she okay?

Babe: Oh yeah

Babe: She’s just crying because (and I’m quoting here) you’re “so beautiful, it’s like all my wet dreams and fantasies have come together. I swear this is some cosmic joke, this is not happening”

Babe: I’m not sure if she’s laughing or crying now

Babe: But she keeps yelling at me that I have to send you the most perfect picture of herself that has ever existed or you will stop talking to her

Babe: I think she started crying again because “I will never live up to that level of perfection, he told me that I have to know which fights to pick”

Babe: Uh yeah so here

Babe: 1 Photo Attached

Bonky: Hey Nat, could you tell Y/N that I would like to talk to her now?

Babe: Sure

Babe: Hey

Bonky: Baby?

Babe: Yeah?

Bonky: You picked the wrong fight if you think “you will never live up to this level of perfection”

Babe: Oh God

Bonky: Stop being an idiot

Bonky: And listen to me

Bonky: I would really like to keep talking to you. Mainly because you’re an idiot who makes me laugh, but it’s also the fact that you are the most gorgeous woman I have ever seen in my entire life

Babe:

[bbluejoseph]

1. "GOOD DAY"

tone is so cheery but my brain is screaming DEMA PROPAGANDA

the visuals are so cute ahhh

when he. when he singin.

'homie just sued me' is not a lyric i ever expected to hear afjdsklf

'lost my wife and child' in a walmart? in the woods? pls clarify king

drug reference???? bad bitch alert 0_0

2. "CHOKER"

just. are we ever gonna get some background on josh shooting fuckign lasers out of his eyes. idk i feel like it's significant

JIM NO :(((

ok but the first time the chorus hits. damn. d a m n

the bit abt being taken apart and laid out in the sand..... yea

3. "SHY AWAY"

i like the 'shed your modesty/leave ur skin on the floor' bit a lot. everybody's putting up walls and forts and defenses all the time and sometimes its hard to remember u dont have to around the ppl who really love u bc they love u for being u. idk. somethin to think abt

when he slide on the floor GO WHITE BOY GO

i kinda hated long haired tyler at first but like. the second it started growing on me he cut it :|

love the lil guitar bits while the set obviously collapses around them. apocalyptic

the burnt up ski masks!!!!

'when i geeet hooome BOY FYDOU BETTER NOT BE THERE YOURE LOOOOOGNS GONEEEEE'

i dont know where rosies bit is in this song but tyler said its at the start somewhere

WHEN TYLERS JUMPIN ALL OVER THE PLACE AND KICKIN HIS FEET AND SHAKING LIKE A LEAF. YEAAAA THATS THE GOOD SHIT

josh. stick out tongue. babie. 1000/10

4. "THE OUTSIDE"

googled 'the outside' and it gave me some ellie goulding song i forgot i used to like afjdksfl

OH THIS FUCKS

a wiggling/flicking your fingers kinda track

BOP. thats it.

good to bop ur head to

dark but not. too much?

lyrics make me think abt growing old and remembering who u were and if u can get back to that/be able to relate to ppl that age ever again

HOLY SHIT I WASNT EXPECTING THAT RAP YEAAAAAAAAAA

i like how the track and video seem just. SLIGHTLY off? like. more propaganda vibes yknow

i shook my hand so hard my wrist hurts now lmao

UP. AND. DOWN. THEYRE NODDIN

5. "SATURDAY"

3 DRUG REFERENCES AND WE'RE ONLY ON TRACK 5??????

love the fishbowl bit

she said i should change my clothes

the bit abt not being able to feel teh waves anymore,,, dam

JENNA OH MY GOD JENNA

sobbing

shes. jenna. im a lesbian. shieeet

tylers little 'i wanna watch friends with u :c'

6. "NEVER TAKE IT"

insert you are not immune to propaganda meme here

nico has dentures confirmed. there are no dentists in dema. if ur caught with a toothbrush u get eaten by the vultures

love all the pink in the video :)

HE SCREAMED YEAAA

is he yellin at dema. i feel like he is

YEA YEA YEA

'educate urself but never too much'

7. "MULBERRY STREET"

jac this one makes me think of u bc it was ur user ajfdskl

ANOTHER DRUG REF??? tyler u ok. please dont be smoking crack.

where tf is mulberry street

also WHY and i mean this in the nicest way possible does this video/song look like something they play at the end credits of a movie

MORE drug ref?????? hes smoking crack. god damn it

love the watercolor splashes in the video its very cute

so many voices at the end all sayin different things

why does 'keep your bliss/there's nothing wrong with this' sound like more dema bs

8. "FORMIDABLE"

pictures of the boys,,,,

is this a love song. its cute

'ik we just met but can u take me everywhere youve ever been' if im gonna write fic about that. no im not. yeah <3

if this is the one that says 'josh dun' in it im gonna lose my mind

'worried my loyalty will bore you' felt that king

9. "BOUNCE MAN"

before clicking on it i was thinkin abt blur's ice cream man so i guess thats what i was expecting when i hit play lmao

liked the way they drew out the 'iiiiiiiiiiii' at teh beginning

if this abt josh ill cry.

'pop pop pop'

what the fuc is this song about. it cant be clancy right hes fucking dead

10. "NO CHANCES"

OK. this is the one tumblr seems to be going apeshit for so im strapping myself in for this one

OK I HEAR IT. YEA I HEAR IT

THE VIBES. YEAAAAAAAAA

DARK SHIT IM HERE FOR IT

just let him prowl like a lion. hes allowed to be a little evil. as a treat

oh this is dema fr

'we get bodies every day/we want you home in one piece now' is that a threat 0_0

gregorian chanting type shit.

the colors r darker too....

this song is so goddamn DIFFERENT from the rest of teh album. i love it a lot ofc im just wondering why it's in here in this specific way

11. "REDECORATE"

last track. which is good cause i gotta go to the bathroom afjdksl

15 mins til preshow lets goooo

the last track tends to lean in a softer and/or darker tone? source: goner, truce, leave the city

whats the voice at the start saying

is this track corrupted too?

'she had plans to change her name/just not the traditional way' gender alert

ok this ones darkish

tyler are u smoking crack. do u want to talk. so many drug refs im concerned.

i like that the lyrics are all (presumably) in his handwriting

felt this track ogh

;;; tldr: it fucks

abt to listen to sai from start to finish for the first time so lets see how it goes !!! im so excited