#baby please i live in fucking brazil do you really think the police will actually investigate that?
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Hey dude what would you do if you had the deathnote
Pick a pen
Open it
Write
Jair Messias Bolsonaro goes live on TV and says "I'm a stinky poopy baby" and immediately explodes in front of the cameras
Write some more names
Become hitman for hire on the deep web
Profit
Once I have enough money
Sell book on mercado livre/facebook market
Then I'll eat a FUCKING apple
#sorry had to do the reference#:3 thanks for the ask buddy love u#oh nanda but aren't you worried about the police?#baby please i live in fucking brazil do you really think the police will actually investigate that?#our pigs are lazy
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