#baby play gym

[critterbitter]

Local pachirisu child attempts to befriend two patrats (because they know the chopsticks game, and therefore must be cool, right???)

Alas. The children do not know how to communicate. (Want comics that aren't sad child hours? Check out the masterpost for my submas content!)

[thehousehag]

Me: amazon, show me space themed baby toys

Amazon: gotcha *90% just rockets*

[microwaveexplosion]

[in-a-faith-forgottenn-land]

haikyuu is just a bunch of gays playing volleyball together

[feral-gaming]

Finally made it to this guy lol I've seen all the jokes and comparisons 😂

Ah, double battles how I missed thee

I love double battles so this was pretty fun

[transgaysex]

i went to my baby sisters schoolwide music/singing show and i literally left feeling so happy

[egorokku]

oh by the way every time i start my tags with “sorry to make this about my blorbo” or whatever? i’m lying. i do not care. this is the blorbo website

[quillyfied]

One of the things that is kinda cool but is messing me up about the new Pokémon games is that you have to talk to trainers to battle them. On the one hand: no more insane timing and shenanigans to avoid them if you don’t want to fight them yet! On the other hand: I am getting my backside handed to me bc I don’t know where I’m going or what I’m doing but I’m slightly underleveled and every NPC is absolutely wiping the floor with me!!! :)

[critterbitter]

Did you know route 10 has a history of landslides? I like to think that this route has always been a point of contention within Unova’s pokeleague, especially with such crumbly cliffs so close to their victory road.

(Anyways the Patrat and Pachirisu children find out the hard way about Route 10’s… unfortunate quirks.)

((On the plus side! Behold! A bouffalant calve!))

Masterpost for more pokemon nonsense

[thehousehag]

🌙

[fstbmp-a]

...If nobody shops for her, she picks the most wack outfits that only look good on the grounds of if you see it you point and go “that’s sonic” and it’s the fact that it’s something only Sonic would pick out that gives it any hope of looking good.

This girl cannot dress herself.

[fuzzyunicorn]

BABE! Ugh so annoyed! I recreated Chris Moltisanti’s apartment from The Sopranos on sims AND IT WON’T LET ME FUCKIN’ UPLOAD THE SHIT TO THE FUCKIN’ CUNTING GALLERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE IS FUCKIN’ DEPRIVED & IT’S A FUCKIN’ TRAVESTY (it’s all 90’s themed modern black furniture it’s awesomesauce u🖤 need 2 c it)

[screampied]

✩ㅤ cw. fem! reader, size difference, choking, size kinks, unprotected, dirty talk, praise, full nelson, mdni.

play fighting with suguru which later turns into him having you in a full nelson.

“awww, c’mon. don’t tap out on me now, sweetheart,” he purrs against the soft shell of your ear, hearing you sweetly gasp at the gaping barrage he creates with his thick cock. just a few moments ago—you were on top of him and now you were being stuffed full, legs dangling and weakly being held hostage while a beefy arm of his slings around your throat. your body collapses backward as you’re just idly bouncing on his lap, feeling each of his bulky muscles flex and twitch behind you. “biiiig stretch, fuck there we go. mhm, my baby’s all nice ‘n flexible.” he gruffs, peppering a few sultry kisses near the open curvature of your neck. you moan, feeling the secure grasp of his broad hands move from its original placement, gluing under the cracks of your thighs.

he’s got you in such a risqué position, your body continues to jostle against his, feeling his carved hard abs rub off against your skin. “ngh, suguru,” you squawk, and your hooded eyes peer down at yourself taking him in fully. his base had a pretty sheeny tan, resuming to pump in and out of you, already blissfully bottoming out. you felt him everywhere—and he’s just holding you upright with two burly arms, locking his arms under your plush pretty thighs. “ ‘m gonna cum again, fuck.”

with a husky snicker, he deepens his thrusts against you by moving his hands toward your rickety hips. a cunning simper spreads against his lips before he ghosts a few silvery slick fingers down your sopping wet slit. “well yeah, with a weak pussy like this, bet you are. you poor thing.”

your jaw couldn’t help but loosely hang itself open as he’s just ruthlessly lodged inside of your cunt, creeping a swollen fat thumb near your puffy hood to toy and flick with it some more.

his touch to you was like electricity, and you were very much on the verge of breaking. he was so thick — insanely thick, geto’s pearly poking crownhead mercilessly drags in and out of your pasty walls and you recognize the delicious curve of his dick all too well.

your moans grow even louder, so loud that it’s bouncing against the paper thin walls whilst the sharp slaps of skin create shivers all throughout your body. “fuck, more. put me in a chokehold, sugu.”

“dirty girl,” he grunts, his hefty base starting to slather up with sappy juices from your slick heat. a big brawny arm curls around your neck again and he presses a chaste kiss toward your cheek.

“my, you really shouldn’t say such things, y’know,” and as you’re still taking his cock, you feel his free hand grab near one of your breasts. he gives it a nice squeeze before focusing his attention back towards your neck, hearing your cute exasperated gasps. licking against your ear, he lowly whispers, making you slightly turn your neck to face his feral sly eyes. “i could just snap you in half if i really wanted to. all i gotta do ‘s jus add a little pressure like this ‘n . . my doll’s gonna be all broken and we can’t have that, huh.”

sweet sweet whimpers spill from your lips as his arm still remains wrapped around your throat. he makes sure it’s a safe hold, giving you a few frisky squeezes here and there just to hear you whine for more.

he’s so beefy. through your glossy doe peripherals, you could visibly see his veins pop out through his skin. you felt your pussy throb once you start to imagine all the times he goes to the gym alone, all the times he’s lifting weights.

if anything though, you wanted him to be lifting you instead.

“nothin’ to say? aw, pity,” his gravelly voice lowers, and you’re brought back to harsh reality once his palm swats against your ass. you bite down on your tongue in attempt to suppress your incoming lewd whimper but it still comes out. “fuck, always so warm f’ me, god,” and his grip against your neck loosens. the pits of your tummy tense and coil up as your clammy thighs continue to tweak and spasm from his sharp thrusts. so deep. every few seconds, he’d pull your legs up or drag them further apart just to hear you gasp.

you’re almost marveled by the fact that such an obscene position even exists. your legs could barely stand and if it wasn’t for the help of his hands, you’d be screwed.

“s- sugu—ah!” you whine, feeling his bulbous head ram its way against your convulsing g-spot. he knows that spot like the back of his hand, the cute bumpy texture that never fails to present himself around his angered tip. shaggy long tresses of black hair tickle near the nape of your neck as you fall back. “fuck fuck fuuuck,” you loudly snivel, digging your nails into his meaty thigh. once he hits it, he keeps hitting it until your cute voice strains itself out. he’s still practically got you folded as you’re trying to ride out your euphoric orgasm. the bed devastatingly dips inward from the crushing masses of weight piling on top of it.

“there we go, that’s my sloppy girl,” he coos in a raspy tone. geto’s pitching his voice against your ear as he speaks and oh, his words a mere raunchy whisper. he hears your talkative cunt squelch out, faint strings of syrupy slick forming a little plash around his weighty base. geto holds your hips firmly, showering the crook of your neck with a plethora of balmy kisses as your body ruts and shakes.

“good girl, listen to how nasty you always sound for me,” he hums, sneaking his stubby fingers back down towards your weeping wet cunt, maneuvering a few circles near your drooling slit. “i know, i know,” he talks over your enraptured shrills, and he then gives your pussy a patting spank. you moan, falling back against his sweaty chest and a trail of his curly chest hair titillates against the center of your back. “this is a lot more fun then wrestling, isn’t it, sweetheart?”

“y- yeah,” you swallow, and he teasingly wraps a stocky bicep around your neck again. he’s still merrily buried inside of your gummy walls, feeling you writhe around his lap and he chuckles. you’re panting, full lungs desperately trying to gather up any amounts of air that it could before you exhale. “again, sugu.”

with a purring hum, he lifts you back up, trying to pull your leg over your shoulder. “hm, fine. but keep up. ‘m not gonna go easy on ya this time,” and he gives your dribbling sensitive clit another playful pat. “and ‘m certainly not gonna go easy on her either. but, i’ll try not to break you too bad this time princess, no promises.”

[averagemrfox]

My friend who I sent this to tore her mcl when she jumped funny during an after school teachers volleyball club. Their very first match…. So this is really a dig (hah dig. bc volleyball) at both of us

[baby-care-essentials]

The Ultimate Guide to the Fisher-Price Deluxe Kick & Play Piano Gym & Maracas Bundle: Nurturing Creativity and Development for Your Little Maestro

Hey there, mama makers and papa crafters! Welcome to the wonderful world of nurturing your baby's creativity from the very beginning. As parents who love to get crafty, we know the importance of fostering a love for exploration, imagination, and of course, a little bit of mess-making fun! That's where the Fisher-Price Deluxe Kick & Play Piano Gym & Maracas Bundle comes in.

This all-in-one playset is like a DIY symphony for your little one, bursting with sensory exploration, motor skill development, and playful melodies that will have them kicking their tiny feet with glee. It's more than just a toy – it's a springboard for creativity, exploration, and a lifelong love of music. So, grab your crafting supplies (because let's face it, parenthood is one big DIY project!), and let's dive into why this play gym might be the perfect addition to your little maker's world.

Unboxing the Fun: A Playful Palette for Tiny Picassos

Imagine a soft, colorful canvas – a vibrant play mat that's perfect for tummy time and those first wobbly crawls. That's the base of this awesome play gym! It's like a blank canvas just waiting for your little artist to explore it with their hands, feet, and of course, their growing sense of curiosity.

Overhead, there's a whole mobile of creativity-sparking toys waiting to be discovered. We're talking about:

A mirror: Because let's be honest, babies are endlessly fascinated by their own cuteness! This mirror provides endless entertainment as they discover their reflections and start to understand the concept of self.

A BPA-free elephant teether: For those busy chompers that just can't resist exploring everything with their mouths. This teether provides a safe and satisfying way to soothe sore gums.

A crinkle panda: The crinkly sound and soft texture will engage your baby's senses and encourage them to reach out and grasp. It's like a mini sensory explosion waiting to happen!

A rattle lion: This playful lion adds a touch of whimsy and encourages auditory exploration with its cheerful rattle sound.

Monkey cymbal clackers: These clackers add another layer of fun and encourage grasping and cause-and-effect learning as your baby discovers how to make the cymbals clash together.

And the Star of the Show? A Light-Up Piano for Musical Masterpieces!

The detachable light-up piano is truly the star of the show. It's more than just a toy – it's an invitation to explore the world of music. Here's what makes it so special:

Light-up keys: These colorful keys light up with every touch, providing visual stimulation and encouraging your baby to explore.

Multiple musical settings: From playful melodies to soothing lullabies, the piano offers a variety of musical experiences that will keep your baby entertained and engaged.

Volume control: No need to worry about the music being too loud. The volume control allows you to adjust the sound level to a comfortable level for your little one's ears.

Beyond the Play Mat: Crafting Connections Through Play

This play gym isn't just about keeping your little one busy (although it definitely does that too!). It's all about helping them develop those important skills that will fuel their creativity later on. Here's how:

Sensory Exploration: The bright colors, contrasting patterns, light-up piano keys, and variety of textures (soft play mat, crinkle panda, teether) all work together to stimulate your baby's developing vision, touch, and hearing senses. This sensory exploration is crucial for brain development and lays the foundation for future learning and creativity.

Motor Skills Development: Reaching for and batting at the overhead toys strengthens your baby's arm and leg muscles, preparing them for crawling and rolling. Grasping and manipulating the activity toys helps develop dexterity and hand-eye coordination. These motor skills are essential for everything from holding a paintbrush to building a block tower – skills that will come in handy as your little one grows into a creative explorer.

Cognitive Development: The play gym also promotes cognitive development in several ways:

Object Permanence: As your baby learns to grasp and manipulate the activity toys, they begin to understand object permanence - the concept that objects continue to exist even when out of sight. This is a significant cognitive milestone that will help your little one develop a sense of the world around them.

Early Music Exploration: The light-up piano introduces your baby to musical concepts like rhythm, melody, and cause and effect. This early exposure to music can spark a lifelong love of music and lay the foundation for future musical development. Studies have even shown that musical experiences can enhance cognitive skills like memory, attention span, and spatial reasoning – all of which are important for future creative endeavors!

Beyond the Basics: Maximizing Playtime with the Fisher-Price Deluxe Kick & Play Piano Gym & Maracas Bundle

This play gym is more than just a static play space. Here are some creative ways to get the most out of playtime with your little one:

Tummy Time Transformation: Prop up the soft play mat with pillows to create an inclined surface for tummy time. Engage your baby with the overhead toys and mirror to encourage them to hold their head up for extended periods. This tummy time transformation not only strengthens neck and back muscles but also helps them develop visual tracking skills – essential for future artistic pursuits!

Musical Maestro: Use the piano keys to create simple songs and sing along with your baby. Explore different musical settings and encourage them to touch the keys to discover the sounds. This playful interaction not only strengthens your bond but also introduces them to the concept of musical improvisation – a key ingredient in creative expression.

Sensory Scavenger Hunt: Place different textured objects (safe for mouthing) around the play mat. Encourage your baby to crawl or scoot towards these objects and explore them with their hands and mouth. This sensory scavenger hunt not only engages their senses but also encourages exploration and discovery – two essential components of creative thinking.

Storytelling with Song: Create a short story using the activity toys as characters. Let the rattle lion be the brave hero, and the crinkle panda be the playful sidekick. Incorporate the piano sounds to add sound effects and bring your story to life. This storytelling with song activity encourages imagination, language development, and a sense of narrative – all of which will be valuable tools as your little one's creative side blossoms.

Addressing Common Concerns: A Look at What Parents Want to Know

Based on customer reviews, here are some common concerns parents have about the Fisher-Price Deluxe Kick & Play Piano Gym & Maracas Bundle, along with solutions to maximize your baby's enjoyment:

Sound Volume: The piano can get loud. Utilize the volume control to adjust the sound level to a comfortable level for your baby. Remember, even at a lower volume, the piano can still be stimulating and engaging for your little one.

Keeping Baby Entertained: Rotate the overhead toys regularly to keep things fresh and exciting for your baby. You can also add new, safe objects to the play mat for exploration. This rotation and addition of new elements keep your baby engaged and stimulated, fostering a love for novelty – a key characteristic of many creative individuals.

Cleaning the Play Mat: The play mat is machine washable for easy cleaning. Always follow the manufacturer's instructions for care. A clean play mat ensures a healthy and comfortable environment for your baby to explore and create.

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The Maracas Bonus: A Touch of Musical Fun on the Go!

The included soft rattle maracas are the perfect addition to playtime. They are lightweight and easy for tiny hands to grasp, encouraging grasping skills and auditory development. Take the maracas along on car rides or stroller outings for a touch of musical fun on the go! These maracas not only provide auditory stimulation but also encourage exploration of sound creation – a fundamental concept in music and other creative endeavors.

In Conclusion We Can See That The Fisher-Price Deluxe Kick & Play Piano Gym & Maracas Bundle - An Investment in Your Baby's Creative Future

This play gym is more than just a toy – it's an investment in your baby's creative future. It provides a stimulating environment that encourages sensory exploration, motor skill development, cognitive growth, and a love for music. As your little one explores the play mat, reaches for the toys, and discovers the magic of the piano, they're building the foundation for a lifetime of creativity.

Remember, fostering creativity isn't just about buying fancy art supplies. It's about providing opportunities for exploration, discovery, and imaginative play. The Fisher-Price Deluxe Kick & Play Piano Gym & Maracas Bundle is a fantastic tool to get your little one started on their creative journey. So, grab your crafting supplies, put on some music, and get ready to create a world of wonder and exploration for your little maker!

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