#baby mcree

[zenythycal]

Thinking about the fucking cowboy bebop Cole Cassidy skin again.

[sorchathered]

Sweet Home Texas pt 1.

Summary- it’s here! Chapter one of my new series/ my submission for my birthday Rom-Com challenge! I am straying from the plot of Sweet Home Alabama a bit but I hope you all love it!

Pairing-Jake “Hangman” Seresin x oc (Ella Mcree Seresin), Bradley Bradshaw x oc (Ella Mcree Seresin)

Warnings- language, drinking, eventual smut

Stepping out of her shitty rental car into the dimly lit honky tonk parking lot Ella Mccree can already feel the pain of a headache forming behind her eyes. She flew out from San Diego on a red eye to get to this shithole, filled with enough anger to fly the damn plane herself. She swore when she was here the last time that she would never set foot in this damn town again and yet here she is, pushing through the sweaty bodies of horn dog cowboys and navy pilots to find the bane of her existence.

He’s here of course, holding court by the pool tables, looking every bit the cocky asshole he presents himself to be. He’s always been a bit of a douche, that was part of his appeal; well until it wasn’t. She couldn't help the way her stomach flipped as she looked at him, the memories flooding her mind would make anyone blush. First kiss, first time, her first everything had been with Jake Seresin, he was supposed to be the only one, but that hadn’t worked out as planned. Nothing had where they were concerned.

She squared her shoulders, his pretty boy looks didn’t work on her anymore and she was here in this tacky bar for a reason, he wouldn’t distract her. In her ridiculously expensive pumps and form fitting black suit she marched over to him and dropped her briefcase in the middle of the pool table, a chorus of what the hells ringing out as she rounds on him, perfectly manicured finger poking him in the chest, shock clearly written all over his face before he schools his features. She’d caught him by surprise; good, maybe this time he’d actually listen.

“Jake! You stubborn redneck hick, I swear to God if I have to cut your damn hand off and sign these papers myself I will.” If he was phased by her colorful vocabulary he didn’t show it, simply throwing back the rest of his beer and sitting it on the corner of the nearest table as he looked her over, the mischief in his eyes evident in his gaze.

“Hey baby, it’s been a while. How’re things at home?” He said with a grin, knowing it would absolutely irritate the shit out of her, he loved riling her up, it was almost like he had a death wish sometimes but then again being an ex fighter pilot just confirmed that.

“Hey. Baby?! Are you kidding me right now?! Oooh!! You are the most annoying person on the planet!” She said shaking her head jerkily and balling her hands into fists, she needed to get it together. There was a reason to be here, get it done and get the hell out of this town, don’t let him distract you Ella you’re better than this.

Someone behind her said something to the extent of damn I like this girl and out of the corner of her eye she caught sight of a brunette woman sending impressed looks her way. Well at least someone was entertained, she thought.

She leaned across him to grab the papers from her briefcase, his body stiffening under her and she knew despite his cool exterior she had him rattled. She ran a hand across his uniform top, noticing the falter in his grin as he blinked at her and slammed the stack of papers into his chest.

“I have sent these damn papers through your lawyer 4 times in the past 6 months and they keep coming back unsigned, if you are so incompetent that you can’t use a pen, maybe you shouldn’t be allowed to fly a jet, given your lack of a brain. Sign the damn papers Jake, it’s been 3 years. You very clearly aren’t interested in being a husband so why the hell won't you just divorce me?”

Everyone around them seems to go quiet at this, none of his coworkers even knew he had been in a serious relationship, let alone married.

He sticks a toothpick between his lips and pretends to mull over her words as she taps her heel on the sticky bar floor. She already knows what he’s going to say, the same bullshit line he’s given her their entire life. “You know damn well why Ella Bella, because I promised to love you til the day you die and as far as I can tell you’re still breathin’ so we’re still married.”

She rakes a hand through her wavy red hair and gives him a look that could burn the world down. “If I could go back knowing what I know now I’d have never made that damn promise. Stop holding me hostage and sign the damn papers, I’m not leaving town until you do.” She yanks up her bag and stomps out towards the exit, everyone in the group parting like the Red Sea to let her out. Meanwhile Jake still seems cool as a cucumber, completely unbothered as he lines up his next shot and chuckles as he watches her walk out of the bar.

“Uh you planning on giving us an explanation Hangman?” Natasha Trace is the first to speak up, she does enjoy seeing him brought down a peg from time to time but she’s pretty sure she’s seen him more upset over what was for lunch at the dining facility than he is right now.

“Oh that? Eh she’ll be alright, Ella is all bark and no bite. She knows how much I love her, just gotta remind her is all, she and I will be just fine when she comes to her senses.” He seems awfully sure of himself, but she’d noticed something he clearly didn’t. A big ass diamond ring on her ring finger, no wedding band in sight. She has a thought to say something but thinks better of it; let him crash and burn all on his own and maybe invite the girl out for lunch and some gossip if she can find out her number. Jake’s hometown is just a few miles out from the Kingsville Navy base they’re stationed at, maybe an old friend of his has her info, she files that away for tomorrow’s problems and grabs another drink.

Ella is heated, she clumsily fumbles her keys by her car door as she curses, she knew he wouldn’t go for it but damnit if she didn’t hope he’d come to his senses. They’d been split for almost three years?! What was keeping him from letting her go? Pride? Idiocy?! She didn’t have time for this, she had plans of her own and they didn’t include begging her delusional husband for a divorce for the millionth time.

Her phone began to buzz in her pocket as she finally got the car unlocked and settled into the seat. She heaved a sigh out and put on her brightest smile, answering the face time call with fake enthusiasm.

“Well? How’d he take it?” the raspy voice on the other side of the line says, tan skin and bronze hair and those puppy dog eyes she loves so much gazes at her over the screen, and he can tell she’s pissed. “About as well as I thought. I’m gonna be here a few more days I reckon, maybe I can get one of them to get him to pull his head out of his ass, because it definitely didn’t work like I hoped.” She says the last words with a waver in her voice, she hates that she’s tearing up over this.

Bradley Bradshaw sighs over the screen and runs his hand over his face, he knew it wasn’t going to be as easy as she thought. “Need me to come down there? I can hop a flight? We can order a pizza and get trashed.”

As good as that sounds, his presence would only make it worse, and they both know it.

“No baby, it’s ok. I’ll see you soon alright? I just need to go to my hotel and sleep, I’ll try again tomorrow. Maybe call Natasha and see if she can help me with some intel though? She seemed pretty interested in what was going on, and might be an ally.”

He knows Natasha Trace well, and she definitely would be very helpful if he asked, so he nods his head in agreement and ends the call with I love yous and promises of a back rub when she gets home.

He knows the bomb that’s going to go off as soon as Seresin finds out everything, but he also knows the real reason Jake won’t give Ella what she wants. It’s guilt plain and simple, and Bradley isn’t interested in watching his fianc��e get hurt by his former rival anymore. Only Ella knows the whole truth, but are either men ready for it?

A/N- this is gonna be a doozy y’all, prepare for these three to be put through the ringer! Next week we’ll get some more on Jake and Ella’s backstory and why they fell apart, hope you enjoyed chapter one!

🏷️ tagging- @attapullman @seitmai @bobgasm @sailor-aviator @jessicab1991 @roosterforme @bradshawssugarbaby @mynameismckenziemae

[koifish67]

Overwatch x GN! Reader adopting a kid part 1

Tw mentions of vomit

(Since solider 76 is CANON gay, his section will have have he/him pronouns for you(

(The baby is a girl)

Mako is a good dad, a great dad even.

You’d think he’d get annoyed easily by the crying of the baby, but he simply will just scoop up the small human and cradle them ever so gently.

His nickname for his baby? “puawai iti” (little flower in the Māori language)

He’ll put his baby on his stomach with a hand on them and omg it so adorable.

You catch him staring at you while holding the baby, he’ll lie if you ask if he was smiling. (He 100% was)

When he’s out and about he has his baby in a sling on him, it has lil pachimari all over it. He also dresses her in a cute pachimari onesie!

Is scared to feed her but after you show him he’s a bit more confident. Does the airplane thing 100%.

Scared but happy, he genuinely is scared that he’ll accidentally hurt his baby by doing something stupid. But happy cause he finally gets to have a kid with you.

Makes baby clothes and it looks cute! Probably goes crazy when he sees baby shoes.

Puts all his dangerous explosive stuff on a very high shelf.

Cant change diapers for the life of him, like he will gag and vomit if he has to, so it’s your job now.

Giggles so much if she farts or burps, he takes videos of it and sends it to you with him giggling in the background.

Dresses her in very funny costumes and onesies.

ROADHOG BABYSITTIER!!!

Hanzo

Omg is so so happy he finally gets to have a kid with you. He always wanted a kid, and a kid with YOU, his dream is coming true.

When he finally gets to see his child, he starts crying and hugging you and his new baby girl.

Dresses his baby in cute little dresses! He found a cute dragon onesie and is obsessed with it.

Calls her “my little dragon”

Is a pro at feeding, changing diapers, calming her down, and making her laugh.

He spoils her so much that her room is engulfed with stuffed animals, blankets, and the cutest baby bottles.

The dragons love her, they cuddle her all the time.

Mcree

Is super excited, like omg I’m gonna be a father finally!

Dresses her in a lil cowboy hat sometimes it’s so cute, its brown with little bees on it. Has her own little cow boy boots to.

Feeds her like a pro!

Does that thing where she’ll toss her in the hair and catch her, gently of course.

If he’s out and about he has a baby carrier with horses all over it.

Doesn’t smoke when she’s with him, refuses it and will never do it. He actually stops a lot and rarely does in the future.

Has pictures of her and you in his hat, takes it out to show it off to his teammates.

“Look at my amazing husband/wife/partner and our baby!”

Calls her “my little cowgirl”

Doomfist

Very excited! He’s gonna be a dad! It makes him so happy to have a baby with you.

“I cant be evil today I’m to busy being a dad”

I’m sorry but he’s really bad at matching her outfits, but she’s dressed so it doesn’t really matter.

So gentle to her, he treats her like the most breakable glass in the world.

Lots of plushes, so many omg.

He makes her dance, like he does that thing where he moves her arms and legs to make her dance and it’s adorable.

Her first words are “dada” and he starts fucking sobbing.

Solider 76

OMG HES FINALLY A FUCKING DAD! He crys in your chest when that happens

Loves taking her around everywhere in a stroller, especially at the park when he’s on his daily run.

“Where’s the wife today?”

“My HUSBAND is at home making lunch.”

Mercy babysits for you

Stricks me as the guy who builds everything, like he built her crib, a shelf, her diaper changing paper.

Has 20 books on parenting, and asks Ana a lot of questions to.

Starts crying when she touches his face and giggles, his heart is all warm and fuzzy.

Goes to check ups with mercy with her

Dilf

Starts crying when she says her first words.

[likeallbeforeyou]

it baffles me that after all these years there's still people acting like babies over the mccree/cassidy name change. and yet somehow these mfs can't even figure out how to spell his old name. who the fuck is "mcree"

[luvtonique]

Modern Blizzard: Look two white characters in Warcraft are gay, aren't we woke and progressive? Now see them massacre some teepee dwelling monsters that worship the evil religion of voodoo and won't give up their land to the poor white europeans!

Modern Blizzard: Now don't you turn your brightness up or those ice giants that are expressing their "Giantess" gender identity while eating babies might look like they're trans pride flag colors because of the pink aura we gave them!

Modern Blizzard: And don't worry, we're REALLY good at writing characters that fit our own established universe. You know Centaurs, yeah? Proud. Strong. Warrior people. Hunters. Vicious and cunning. They'll put you through unbelievably life-threatening tests to prove your power and your worth to them! That's the foundation we use when writing centaur characters. Unless they're gay, we don't want gay characters who are strong and proud, we want our gay characters to giggle like flamboyant little pansies and say unrealistic one-dimensional shit like repeatedly saying they love each other because we learned how gay people act through Discord dom/sub relationships in furry RP servers, just check out this dialogue between the two gay centaurs:

Modern Blizzard: Because we here at Modern Blizzard want you to really FEEL like you're playing a Facebook corporate account with a rainbow pride flag over its avatar for pride month! Please be blinded by all this lazy pandering and forget about that sexual harassment lawsuit please PLEASE WE DIDN'T STEAL THAT MUCH BREAST MILK AND WE FIRED KOTICK FOR LIKE 3 DAYS BEFORE REHIRING HIM

Modern Blizzard: MCREE'S NAME IS COLE CASSIDY NOW WE'VE CHANGED

[cuteskitty]

If they're still open could you do kid McCree in B1?? Only if u have time!

And a bonus Hanzo because I’m predictable

[dash-o-frost]

Make sure to feed the local trash gremlins when visiting junkertown.

[firebugartist]

Just finished painting and putting up new shelves ☺ UPDATE: GOT EVEN MORE SHELVES Update to another update 🤣 got the other half done now 80% of my figures are on display

[miindjack]

me, whenever i see whitewashed mccree on my dash: whomst the FUCK is this.

[jackieyacky]

I was honestly at war with myself over McCree’s lifeguard skin this morning but it eventually won me over *snort*. 

Bonus:

[redheaddraws]

i dont remember how to art 

hewwhah.com (commissions open)

[oopsie0503]

mcree: hey Ashe, we have to head down to the supply drop, wanna come?

ashe, already putting her boots on: and get outta this damn house? count me in.

hanzo, getting an idea: uh Ashe?

ashe: what do you want?

hanzo: those aren't winter boots.

ashe: like hell they arent!

hanzo: they're aesthetic boots, they aren't gonna keep your feet dry. Bob's gonna have to... help you.

ashe: what does THAT mean

mcree, picking up what hanzos putting down: hold on! I know exactly what we need.

mcree proceeds to grab an adult sized baby carrier you strap around bob's chest from a closet.

ashe: where did you get that????

hanzo: doesnt matter. we'll strap you up to bob and your feet will be nice and dry

a few hours later...

they get back home, unwrap ashe, and burst into laughter they'd been holding in since they left

ashe: what the hell is so damn funny???

hanzo: your boots are perfectly fine winter boots

ashe: what did you just say

mcree, wheezing and crying: YOU JUST SPENT 2 HOURS STRAPPED TO BOB IN A BABY CARRIER FOR NO REASON

ashe proceeds to lunge at the two of them and when they escape chase them through the whole house until one of them cant breath from laughing and running and collapses while ashe beats them up

[apologrim]

But Apolo you are supposed to draw the perverted faces or you commissions ( have a young mcree from my nsfw sketchbook )

[talesfromlissom]

What about when S/O comes home and finds one of the boys having a PTSD like reaction? Like, what are they doing, you choose the boys :D

TW: Mentions of PTSD, Substance Abuse, and other unhealthy coping mechanisms. Please, if you are experiencing any of these things, seek help. 

I chose Mcree, Hanzo, and Genji, cause uh,,, I love them 

-Mcree-

» He drinks

» And drinks

» And drinks

» Normally, he can handle his alcohol and knows when to stop, however, his S/O can tell whenever he has it bad 

» Doesn’t talk about the number of drinks at first, he’ll try to brush it off as him being forgetful, but his S/O knows better

» Try to get him to talk about it after you’ve put him to bed, if you don’t he’ll either end up getting angry or crying 

» The first he does when he wakes up is apologize, he’ll try to baby you all day, trying to avoid talking about it

» you’re  not having it 

» If you want to sit down and talk to him about it, that’s fine, he’ll hesitate, but he’ll tell you, he doesn’t like to keep secrets from you

» If you’re not the best at verbal affection, just give him a hug, bring him snacks, so he knows you love him 

» Buy him gummy bears, and apple pie :), he’ll feel like he’s falling in love all over again

» SMOTHER HIM IN KITHES

» Try taking him outside or out to dinner helps too, good food and company makes him happy 

» And eventually, he’ll open up about these things, and you can help him better

-Genji-

» The least likely to have unhealthy coping mechanisms out of the three 

» But when he does have one, its bad (very bad) 

» He knows a lot of healthy coping mechanisms, thanks to Zenyatta

» Usually, if it gets bad, its a build up of things, from being reminded of things too much, to little things, missing a target, getting yelled at by someone, getting weird looks while being in public...etc

» He ends up running off and having a panic attack 

» Try not to touch him, or talk to him

» Just make your presence known, he knows you, he knows you won’t hurt him

» He just wished he wasn’t in a state like this

» Probably won’t talk for a while, afterwards

» Super clingy, but for good reasons 

» Just like with Mcree, buy him snacks, maybe even curl him up in a blanket and watch horrible movies. Anything to get his mind off of things 

» Try to put him down for a nap afterwards, bonus points if he lets you sleep with him

» He feels safer, knowing you’re there 

-Hanzo-

» Clean, everything has to be clean

» Everything has to be spotless, and perfect

» All the housework? Done, dinner for the next week? Already prepped and ready to pop in the microwave. The leaky faucet? Fixed, and as good as new

» Oh, there’s nothing to clean or do? Whoops, the lamp just broke better clean that up- Oh no, there’s rust on the bottom of the pot, Better scrap that off with my fingernails

» It's hard to catch onto these things as a coping mechanism, since he’s naturally clean and prepared 

» It might even get worse from there if his S/O doesn’t come home soon, or if S/O brushes it off as Hanzo being Hanzo 

» he’s probably the worse out of the three because he just...refuses to talk about this sort of thing 

» If you manage to drag him away from cleaning and such, give him something to ground himself

» DO NOT GIVE HIM HIS BOW OR ARROWS, OR ANYTHING THAT REMINDS HIM, IT MAKES IT WORSE, it’s best to keep these things out of sight. His dragons are fine though, they might even help you a bit

» Try giving him one of your hoodies/any other article of clothing, it soothes him

» Might sleep, might trudge around the place, who knows, he just needs to be near you 

» Maybe, if you’re lucky, he’ll actually tell you, (warning, he might cry) 

» Buy him a cake the next day, bonus points if you bake it yourself 

[dangertronic]

top ten gaming? :)

Most my gaming lately has been Resident Evil and Overwatch so let's do this (new games yay)

10) "If I don't see Mr X he doesn't see me right? That's how this works yes?" Immediately walks around a corner and gets punched in the face while Shane and Ari piss themselves. "Well that answered that."

9) Me: Did I leave anything in this hallway? Licker: Shrieks. Me: Slowly backs out the door. You know what it's probably not that important.

8) There was one wholeass part where Nemesis jumped over me, slammed a zombie and then turned around and clocked me in the face with a big ol' fist.

7) Robyn: TAM. SHAMUS. WHY'D YOU FUCKING LEAVE THE POINT? Me: Weeellll you seeeeeee... Shamus: There was many more than quite one people on the point that were definitely not our team. Me: We might be a little bit dead. Shane: A little? Mans eradicated you.

6) Robyn: Tam you pick Dva a lot do we need to talk to you about character awareness? Me: I can't hear you over the sound of me EATING THAT MCREE ULT THAT ALMOST KILLED YOU. Robyn: You know what that's fair.

5) Me: Leon S Kennedy, cop. The S stands for stupid. Robyn: How dare you talk shit about Leon?? Me: Literally door says do not enter and mans entering.

4) Me, at any point: I'm just a little healer. I do nothing to anyone ever Boops someone off the map.

3) Me: Hey, Sherry, child, kid, baby, sweet little flower... imma have to kill your dad and I just want to apologise in advanced for that. It's gonna be messy. Shane: Why are you mean to the child? Me: I'M NOT MEAN IT'S FACTS. Shane: I'm sure there are nicer ways to tell a child you have to kill their bioweapon monster dad. Me: Well when you think of one let me know.

2) Me: Watching Mr X come out onto the roof. Mr X can't climb ladders right? I'm safe up here yes? Robyn: I'm pretty sure he can climb. Me: Creeps closer to the ledge. No, that's a dumb function why would they let him do that? Shane: I bet he can climb. Mr X: Starts climbing. Me: Fuckdftgjkfdkgdfk SHANE. Shane: IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE FUCKING DUMB. GIRL GET THE FUCK BACK INSIDE YOUR SAFE ROOM.

1) Me in any saferoom when Mr X is around: Opens the door long enough to get his attention. Peekaboo hello. Dives back in except for one singular time he caught me and dragged me out.

[mono-dot-jpeg]

gaming hcs - k. kenma, k. tetsuro, h. lev, s. daichi

a/n: more specifically playing overwatch hcs- bc i love overwatch- ah my babies i love them sm

kozume kenma

he’s a DPS main and you can’t change my mind-

the boye probably plays reaper, maybe genji but i don’t see him as a genji main and maybe plays widowmaker

if you’re a support main, he’s literally gonna be so happy 

pls nano and or pocket heal the babie 

if you’re a tank main, he’ll do his best as DPS to actually do damage to the enemy team

if you’re a DPS main, have fun waiting for +10 mins to get into a game

but hey, you two can coordinate some fun kills (if you play mei that is-)

gaming nights, gaming nights, gaming nights, gaming nights, gaming ni-

cuddles while he plays on his PSP is his favorite past time

having you rest on his chest and his arms wrapped around you with his PSP in his hands makes him very happy !!

if you don’t play video games, he’s okay with that ! 

if you try to play games with him, he’ll appreciate it a lot

you and kenma probably play 1v1s on overwatch out of boredom and kuroo has tried to pretend to be an OWL (overwatch league) announcer while you do so 

you’ve lost a lot since he plays as widow

cosplay isn’t really kenma’s thing but he would allow something similar like wearing outfits that are like the character’s outfits

would dress up in black and call himself reaper but you would call him a black cat more than anything-

kuroo tetsuro

a tank main though i do see him as a DPS main

he’s probably a very well rounded player tbh

but he mostly plays tank bc it’s more of a leader role 

also it’s an excuse to tell you that he’ll protect you in a very cheesy way

he mains reinhardt, winston, and roadhog probably. maybe DV.a too

DPS wise he mains genji or hanzo

i can imagine him using weird pickup lines

“please be my mercy to my genji”

“be ashe and i can be mcree.” “so you’ll arrest me on the payload with Bob?”

“maybe we can be like tracer and emily” “gay?” “whAT NO-”

you don’t let him live that one down

anyways, if you play support, he will literally bow down to you-

“y/n, you’re a god/goddess-” “kuroo, I’m just playing regular-” “shhhhhhhhh a god/goddess”

has probably joked that you should cosplay mercy and that he should cosplay genji

he’s tempted to buy the cosplay now with the thought of you wearing mercy’s outfit-

if you’re a DPS main, he will be kind of thankful? he hopes you can do actual damage to the enemy team

if you’re a tank main, he likes to coordinate on pushing the point or the payload with u

you, kenma, and kuroo probably 3-stack playing competitve

kuroo has DEFINITELY tea bagged people who kill you in game 

“he deSERVED IT, Y/N. HE KILLED YOU AND STAGGERED!”

will always avenge you in game

if you don’t play video games, he’s probably gonna keep you sitting of his lap cuddling him while he plays.

haiba lev

he’s a bad DPS main, that’s all I have to say

he tries, he really does but he likes to play junkrat

an energetic hero for an energetic boy 

HE JUST WANTS A COOL PLAY OF THE GAME

he probably get really excited when he does get one

“y/n! y/n! y/n! look!!! I got play of the game!!” 

if you play support, he wants you to nano/pocket him.

you have to sit back and watch him fail his hits most of the time

if you play DPS, you help him out a lot and teach him

he looks up to you because of it

if you play tank, play roadhog with him, he just likes how cool the duo looks

sometimes he’s like a little bronze player sometimes and you have to carry him 

but he pulls through occasionally 

probably has imitated junkrat before 

“If at first you don’t succeed, BLOW IT UP!” “Lev, nO-”

He wants to cosplay junkrat at some point

and just like kuroo, he wants to see you dress up as mercy

if you don’t play video games, he lets you try to play and would be asking you to watch him play 

even if you don’t have a single clue on what’s happening-

sawamura daichi

he probably doesn’t play too many video games tbh

but if he did play ow, he would be a support main surprisingly, occasionally plays DPS

definitely mains ana, brigitte, and zenyatta, rarely plays mercy unless the team comp is bad enough to make him play her

DPS wise he mains widowmaker, hanzo, and pharah

if you play support, he’s pretty happy about that bc he doesn’t like dumb healers

will help you on healing others and will coordinate on who to pocket

if he plays pharah and you play mercy, yall know issa about to be the pharamercy duo 

if you play dps, he may ask you to play genji or ashe and will always nano you and pocket you

don’t make “i need healing” jokes around him-

he will cuddle you to death >:) but like either way, he doesn’t like hearing people spam the voice line

hinata probably does it at lot- and probably tanaka too-

if you play tank, he’s gonna call u a god/goddess 

HE WILL POCKET/NANO YOU

will also call out to you when he slept someone

“y/n, slept the reaper” “slept the pharah” “slept the mercy”

you get surprised everytime he sleeps someone before they can use their ult-

also everytime he does sleep someone and it’s a DV.a out of her mech,,, you bet he’s gonna brutally stagger them with sleeps and then emote on their corpse-

if you don’t really play video games, that just means you have to try and get his attention when he’s playing, he WILL be too busy talking in comms to notice you