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BABY HAS HIS OWN BUSINESS CARDS 🥺🥺🥺🥺 kuroo tetsurou your impact once again unmatched
#why am i actually emotional ;w;#so proud of him fr 🥺🤲#go baby go !!!!#⌕ showing results for: hq!!#srce ₊˚ෆ#kuroo tetsurou#haikyuu
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“Baby!” You squeal, and he turns around as a wave crashes around him, seemingly unphased by the frosty water.
“What!”
“It’s cold!”
You shiver at the feeling of water lapping at your ankles, the chill of it turning your feet playfully numb. He merely smirks back at you, eyes covered by the sunglasses nestled on his nose, and walks backwards deeper into the water. “It’s not that bad,” he calls, shrugging his arms out. “You’re just a big baby.”
“A baby who’s going back onto the towels,” you giggle, stepping backwards. He calls a quick “chicken!” out at you, but just as you open your mouth to retort, Mother Nature takes care of him, and a massive wave sneaks behind him and takes him down, panic crossing his features as his knees bend and he plops square under the water, disappearing under the waves.
You cackle at the karma, hands clutching your sides at his expense, and he comes back to the surface, at first unamused as his hair is flattened to his forehead and his sunglasses are skewed. His skin glimmers in the sun at the droplets of water clinging to his skin, his trunks are clinging to the muscles and bones of his hips and thighs; he looks ethereal, had he not just been taken down by a wave all of 14 seconds ago.
At your laugher, he shakes his head and stands, glimmer of mischief in his eyes. “You think that’s funny?” He says, annoyance in his expression but amusement in his voice. “Huh?”
“Yes,” you manage. “I do. Karma told you to shut up, and you did.”
“I’ll teach you to shut up,” he barks, and the signals in your brain cross as he starts to make a mad dash towards you, grinning. You scream and try to make a sprint away from him, but the sand is soft under your feet, and you can’t get proper footing to get away fast enough.
“NAAAAOOOOO!” You shriek, hard enough your own head hurts, as two long arms wrap around your torso and hoist you into his arms, your arms instinctively wrapping around him and legs flailing wildly. You curse his strength, the strength you love so much, for him doing this to you. “LEMME GO!”
He doesn’t listen, as he wades back into the water, and as you brace yourself for impact of being thrown in, it never comes. Instead, he lowers you both into the ocean with so much as a shiver. You whine as the chill envelopes your entire body, but he shushes you with a kiss on your cheek.
“See?” He says softly. “It’s not so bad, right?”
“C-Cold!” You clench, but your arms wrap around him tighter and you giggle, his own body cold with water, but your heart warmed with love.
He hums and nips your ear, “maybe it is just a little cold.”
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hq!: osamu, atsumu, suna, aran, hinata, kuroo, oikawa, iwaizumi, bokuto, sakusa (but don’t tell anyone)
bnha: kirishima, midoriya, hawks
jjk: geto, gojo, yuuji, ino
plus ur faves 🫶🏻
@reverie-starlight I know how you feel about some of these boys so I hope you don’t mind the tag 🥺
#I was at the beach today and wanted my men with me 🥹#haikyuu#haikyuu fluff#haikyuu imagine#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu x gn!reader#haikyuu x gender neutral reader#haikyuu x yn#haikyuu x you#haikyuu x y/n#bnha#bnha fluff#bnha imagine#bnha x reader#bnha x reader fluff#bnha x gender neutral reader#bnha x gn!reader#bnha x yn#bnha x you#bnha x y/n#jjk#jjk fluff#jjk imagine#jjk x gender neutral reader#jjk x gn!reader#jjk x you#jjk x y/n#jjk x yn
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Father!Kuroo headcanons
A/n: S4 did kuroo so well and he's never looked prettier lmao. thx for being so sexy, don't know what we'd would do without you.
Warnings: Kuroo is a dad?? Children???? Idk kid stuff so like? Crying? idk I'm feeling so weird while writing this.
→ Has a baby girl!! She's such a daddy's girl. She absolutely hates it when he goes on long trips because she missed him!!
→ Gets so so soft when he sees her do literally anything. Walk? He's soft. Babble? Soft. Smile? He's mush. Smile AT him? Please, he's dead.
→ She's so spoiled because of him. Any clothes, food, toys, pretty much anything she likes Kuroo will buy for her.
→ He loves seeing the two of you together. He'll get this soft dopey look on his face, and then'll go up to you both and kiss all over your faces.
→ Likes to dress her up. Whether it be in a princess dress and bows, or a tuxedo, he just thinks it's absolutely adorable.
→ Brags SO. MUCH. about her. To literally EVERYONE. About the most random things, too. Sftu Kuroo. (No please don't, we love you.)
"Y'know, my daughter drank 5 cups of water today! Can your daughter do that?"
→ He's so engaged in her life!! Will take her to all of her activities and go to her recitals or athletic meets, literally anything she does. He'll cancel his work just to go see her-
→ A fun dad!! Kuroo has lot of fun stories from when he was in highschool and college, so he's never boring. Plus he's generally just a smart dude, so he likes to tell her lots of fun facts.
→ Kuroo!! Gives!! Good!! Hugs!! And his daughter knows it. Always looks for her father when she needs cuddles.
→ Overall, Kuroo is such amazing dad.
(pls i can't why is kuroo so cute 🥺)
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#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu!!#haikyuu#kuroo x reader#kuroo tetsuro x reader#kuroo tetsurou#haikyuu fanfiction#haikyuu!! x reader#hq x reader#hq!! x reader
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What are your thoughts on the yandere haikyuu teams x their manager?
Boring. I need some spice in it. How about-
Yandere Daichi as a cop and his darling is a civilian and now he's so obsessed with her that he murders her husband, frames him as a criminal and will literally stop at nothing to get darling in his arms because again... who will suspect good old, everybody's best bud COP Daichi to be able to do heinous crimes???
Yandere Sugawara as a psychiatrist because come on- he gives major "master manipulator" vibes and now he's obsessed with his darling patient and will continue to do malpractice and gaslight her and prescribe her all the wrong meds until she loses it and he gets to admit it her under his "special care" and now he can play with her mind all day long🤍
Yandere Oikawa is now a pro volleyball athlete and he just saw Ushijima's little sis, the same one he used to bully and even rejected (and ofc, HUMILIATED) when she confessed to him back in highschool. But now Oikawa's obsessed with her and also still hates his nemesis Ushijima, so what's better than killing two birds with one stone??? And Oikawa still has a very devoted fanclub, only now it's larger and more powerful than ever so now he uses them and his socials to peer pressure you into dating him and eventually, marrying him because he ain't getting any younger honey and he needs some cute babies out of you ASAP.
Yandere Kuroo who is the smart IT tech guy at your office but in reality, he has his own cyber security company that he uses to spy on you, controls your entire life through your socials and don't even get me started on your online banking shit. If its any consolation, he's very rich so... yeah. He may not look like a million bucks, but he does have them. In several offshore accounts.
Yandere Kita who somehow ended up as a mafia leader, probably inherited it as family business and he has like severe OCD so he wants everything done to perfection or so help you, you will 1000% end up 6 feet under. Mafia Kita who has this vision of you being the perfect wife, solely based om the one time you offered him your handkerchiefs because he had a nosebleed from stressing too much and now Kita thinks you're an absolute angel and he wont let you destroy that fantasy of his. Seriously. He will pick out your outfits, tell you how to act and all, punish you if he must, but he does love you.
Yandere Ushijima who is a farmer and has decided that the reader whose car broke down and came to his door asking for help, will now be his wife and be a countryside mom to many kids (u can't say no, okay? He wants a big family) and animals! But hey, he's a very caring husband and will massage your feet, give you baths and feed you his homegrown veggies and meals daily once you are round with his babies🥺
Yandere Bokuto who is now a popular politician and he needs an obedient wife to keep up appearances and play the "family man" image up. So he decides to threaten reader who had a one night stand with him, and Bokuto somehow has very intimate images and videos of you and he uses them to get you to marry him. And now he controls every aspect of your life and tells you to do exactly as he says, and he abuses this privilege more as he gets more powerful and you could only imagine the horrors he would inflict on you if he does actually win elections, but you can't run away because again- he has eyes and contacts everywhere.
#yandere daichi#yandere daichi sawamura#yandere bokuto#yandere ushijima x reader#yandere ushijima wakatoshi#yandere ushijima#yandere kuroo#yandere oikawa#yandere oikawa tooru#yandere kita#yandere haikyuu#yandere haikyu x reader#yandere sugawara
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Like Kuroo and Kenma
There’s something so very precious to me about haikyuu friendships
#the flashbacks of baby kuroken is so precious to me and I’ve only just seen them today#them taking an interest in each other and becoming best friends 🥺🥺 my hearttttt#‘thank you kuroo for getting me into volleyball’ 🥺🫶
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this but loser!kuroo? 🤔
i'm— 🧍🏾♀️
pls send me ur fave asmrtists for......inspiration
words: 291 cw: fem!reader, crying during sex, unprotected sex, name-calling, minors dni
kuroo whimpering underneath you while you're riding him 🥺 "k-kiss me again," he begs, hands grasping at your waist.
you didn't even give him time to change out of his dress shirt when he came home from work. you were thinking about him all day and wouldn't give him a second to rest.
"were you thinking about me at work?" you breathed, tugging at the once pristine fabric of his shirt. "ever touch yourself in the office thinking about me?"
kuroo nods pathetically, throwing his head back as you squeeze down around him. "i knew it, you're such a pervert. don't even deserve my attention," but you never mean your harsh words, especially when kuroo's fucking you with a purpose.
"fuck, fuck, baby. i'm gonna cum," kuroo grunts, planting his feet on the ground to fuck you harder. "let me cum inside you, please? let me cum, let me cum..."
tears form in the corners of his eyes. he's crying with the hope that you'll let him cum inside. "cry for me while you cum tetsu, you look so fucking pitiful,"
with a sob from deep within his chest, kuroo spills inside you, rubbing his thumb against your clit to send you over the edge as well. "thank you! thank you!"
the two of you sit in your arousal for a few moments, breathing into each other's mouths. "can't believe you actually cried," you snort, wiping away the stray tears that stained his cheek.
"you pounced on me the second i walked into the house, don't be mean to me," he whines, kissing you between each word.
rolling your eyes, you pull yourself away from him. "take a shower with me. we can make dinner after."
kuroo can't argue with that.
©sugawarassoulmate 2023 all rights reserved - please do not repost/translate my work on other platforms!
#haikyuu smut#haikyu smut#kuroo smut#kuroo x reader#kuroo tetsuro x reader#kuroo tetsuro smut#kuroo tetsurou smut#haikyuu x reader#haikyu x reader#haikyuu headcanons#🍑#🍑kuroo#loser!kuroo
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saw you're open for requests. soft, playful sex with afab reader and kuroo please 🥺
all you need to do is ask - kuroo tetsuro
summary: soft giggly morning sex with kuroo, ur riding him and he's just so cute and happy because you look so pretty on top of him and he keeps smiling into the kisses which makes u giggle and love him even more :(( ends up with them showering together and loving be close together
tags: petnames princess, pretty, fem!reader, afab, riding, i'd like to believe that kuroo is a switch and would love you on top of him, kuroo is love struck, creampie i think?, anyway
notes: kuroo brainrot and i am SO SO sorry this took too long, on this random ass friday night i suddenly got motivation to write so here ya go
wc: 1.2k
"you know, it's rude to stare."
kuroo faintly rolls his eyes as if he didn't hear you at all. even still, it wasn't his fault that his eyes were locked on you. "you're saying that as if didn't catch you staring at me earlier." you scoffed right in front of him ignoring his stupidly attractive smirk on his face. "you expect me not to stare when you come walking into the room with only a towel around your waist?" and with the small look on his face, you knew he knew exactly what he was doing earlier. "i actually don't know what you're talking about." this time, you rolled your eyes at him before shifting positions in bed.
"good morning to you too, princess." kuroo chuckled before scooting closer to you. his nose is hidden in between your collarbone and neck, softly pressing kisses onto the exposed skin there. you only hum before silence takes over the room. the small glimpse of sun peeks through the blinds and touches your skin, gracing kuroo with the most beautiful sight in front of him. his lips nibble at your earlobe before venturing down your neck, leaving love bites in the color of red. you only mumble out his name in a soft voice before flipping over to see love and lust filling in his eyes. "yes, my pretty?" and kuroo thinks right then and there that he has you right where he wants you to be. his lovestruck smile is soon to be replaced with a cocky smirk. one that has you scorning at him. but he's pretty, he's so attractive like this. the way his jet black hair is laying on his head, ruffled yet brings out his stupidly pretty smile and his eyes that are overflowing with love for you yet looks like he could devour you any moment then. you almost want to compliment him, tell him that he's attractive laying there like that but with that smirk you don't want to boost his ego. "if you're going to kiss me, do it properly." you say as if you haven't secretly given into your desires.
"if you want me, all you just need to do is ask but okay." you wanted to hit him but kuroo caught your wrist and placed it onto his head so your fingers could run through his hair. he let out a small chuckle before placing his lips onto yours. it started off with a small kiss, lips gently laying against yours before kuroo lifted his hand and laid it against your face, intensifying the kiss. small gasps of air and the light sound of lips crashing against each other filled the silence in the room and all kuroo could do was let out a small laugh.
"why are you laughing?" kuroo only remained silent as his hands gripped your waist to flip you over on top of him. "you're cute." as if it was on cue, you smirked lightly letting out a confident "i know", before grinding your hips against his. kuroo laid there lovestruck, his eyes never leaving your body, his hands gripped your waist guiding the pace you went. small whimpers left his mouth, biting down on his cheek so as to not let you know how much power you have over him. yet, you knew very well. the towel did nothing to hide his painful erection underneath it. his cock was aching for your touch, your mouth, your pussy, just anything, anything he can get from you at this moment. "baby, i." he cut off to let out a groan of pleasure, "if you want me, all you just need to do is ask." you mocked kuroo from earlier, yet as soon as he looked at you with those eyes, you knew very well to not tease him further. you quickly removed the towel from his waist as well as your own clothes.
you crawled on top of him once again, teasing his cock at your entrance, the bright red angry tip slid through your wet folds once twice before kuroo couldn't take it anymore. "baby, i swear to god.." he cursed under his breath, his hands gripping onto your hips only to steady your movements. "you're no fun." you rolled your eyes before sliding him completely in you, you were filled to the brim and you sometimes forget just how big kuroo actually was. you stuttered, your hips stalled, your eyes were shut closed to embrace the fullness you felt. "am i fun now?" kuroo asked sarcastically, yet it would be a lie if he said he wasn't also overstimulated by the feeling of your warm gushy walls around him. "oh shut up and kiss me." without hesitating, he grabbed you by your neck and pulled you down, your lips crashing with his. the heavy breathing and the sound of skin slapping was heard throughout the room. you grinded your hips slowly up and down, raking your fingers through his black hair. it was messed up already but that didn't matter to him, not now at least. "you look so fucking hot, princess." kuroo managed to get out in between breaths. his lips looked bruised and plump from how much he kissed you. he gripped onto your waist, guiding you to bounce on his cock. with every pounce, you moaned out his name, pleading for more. kuroo only smiled and this time it was genuine. it wasn't a smile that was vicious, a smile that only turned into a smirk when he wanted to tease you, but a smile that showed how much he loved you. oh god, he was so in love. your moans that sounded heavenly to him, your little gasps for air when he slammed you back down onto his cock, the way your tits would bounce up and down in rhythm to his thrusts, and the way your hair would constantly come back in your way right after tucking it away, he loved it all. the more he stared at you, the more he fell in love with you. he knew he was being sappy but he couldn't care.
your hands gripped onto his shoulders, nails leaving indents into his skin, marks would sure to appear later on in the day, but that's not what's on your mind right now. "testu-!" you stuttered out, your voice becoming unsteady the closer you got to your orgasm. "please, please, please." you begged, his cock without fail repeatedly hit your g-spot making it all the more stimulating for you. "you can do it, baby. cum for me, princess." kuroo breathed out, his eyes shut, your walls squeezed around him tightly, making it hard for him to keep moving. his end was coming soon and both of you knew it. "i love you, please cum with me. oh my god-." you yelled out his name as you came, your breathing became erratic as you rode through your high.
"you know, if you wanted to ride me from the very start, all you had to was-."
"kuroo testuro, if you don't shut up." kuroo laughed, wrapping his arms around you as you laid against his chest, your breathing synced with his as you basked in the morning sun with him. "ouch, the full government name."
"you know what, i'll shower without you." as you got up and grabbed a clean pair of clothes, kuroo shouted pleads of no's, even though if he wanted to, he could just follow you. but for now, he'll just watch you walk away, like the big lovestruck man he is.
#kuroo smut#kuroo testuro smut#haikyuu smut#kuroo fluff#kuroo testuro fluff#haikyuu fluff#haikyu smut#haikyu fluff#kuroo tetsuro x you#kuroo tetsuro x reader#kuroo brainrot#omgjumin
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Remember how the Haikyuu characters were horribly mischaracterized in 2020 and how every character was watered down to like 1 or 2 traits (tangerine/baby 🥺🥺 hinata, sugamama and dadchi, yamagucci, milkboi, etc 💀💀💀💀)??? so this might be kind of a hot take, but I think that Hinata lovesssss horror movies like I feel like in all the art or skits (especially when it's ship!!) I see of hinata watching a horror movie he ends up needing one of the bigger and stronger characters (namely Kageyama) to cover his eyes or for him to cling onto and they just kind of make him like "omg I'm so scared 🥺🥺🥺🥺 save me kageyama!!" But honestly, I think he would really enjoy horror. I personally love watching horror even though it scares me, and he would do the same. He likes the adrenaline rush and the suspense. He likes being kept on his toes, yk? He's trying to guess who the killer is or who the next villain is. He's gonna be terrified going in, and yeah, he'll probably scream at the jump scares, but he's smiling the entire time and talking about how cool or lame the effects are. Either that or he's staring at the screen very very intently and eating his fist fulls of popcorn and will not BLINK so he doesn't miss a single second. Like other people are grabbing onto HIM!! Actually, yk who can't watch horror movies at all? BOKUTO AND ATSUMU. Atsumu is definitely better but like he's the one who's hanging onto to hinata for dear life and Bokuto is fs screaming like a little girl and then denying it (he's telling people who were not there (probs Akaashi or Kuroo) he wasn't scared at all and it was actually sooo boring but they're like 🤨🤨🤨 lmaooo). Kenma has no reaction cause he played soo much FNAF that he's now detached from, like getting scared. Nishinoya is right along with Hinata, but Tanaka is a mix of them and Bokuto, like he lovessss horror, but screams like a little girl and then denies it. Kageyama, I'm not sure about. I feel like he'd freak out at the sight of blood and can only watch like paranormal horror, but would then get super confused as to what was happening bc paranormal horror tends to get confusing. Sorry, this turned into a headcanon post lmaoo
#horror#horror movies#hinata shoyo#hq hinata#hinata shouyou#haikyuu!!#haikyuu#to be fair he'd definitely get sad when the dog dies#i do too#also he'd totallyyy like shark movies ( i love them!!!)#bokuto koutarou#kozume kenma#atsuhina#yes this is atsuhina im so obsessed with them rn#tanaka ryuunosuke#nishinoya yuu#karasuno#nekoma#fukurodani#inarizaki#kageyama tobio
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1st kiss w kuroo please 🥺🫶
:¨ ·.· ¨: ハイキュー!! your first kiss with kuroo tetsurō . . .
`· . ꔫ . . . suna ver. | kenma ver.
+ sakusa ver.
a/n: bro, this is long overdue. 😞 I AM SO SORRY AS TO HOW LATE THIS IS BUT I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS PIECE. ENJOY READING USER KUROO1FAN :D!!
⚠ warning/s: none.
- you actually kissed him first.
- insert dramatic gasp from crowd.
- even though kuroo is suave and flirty, and he badly wanted to be first?! yes.
- listen, he had a whole date planned where he was planning to show his utmost charming self to you. first, a little trip to a famous italian restaurant. then, a stroll in the nearby park. and finally, a slow dance under the moonlit sky.
- it was going to be ROMANTIC.
- so, here kuroo is, dragging kenma to his personal affairs. "which one looks better on me, the black one or the white one?"
- "neither." kenma states, "please let me go. i have a family."
- "you're not even helping me!"
- kenma heaves a sigh. "y/n likes a bouquet of daffodils, not roses. she once told me she prefers you in a red button-up. she also mentioned that her favorite pasta is japanese-style carbonara."
- "good! problem solved." kuroo tosses kenma his gameboy back, and the setter catches it with ease.
- later on, in the actual date, kuroo is waiting for you at the agreed spot. when you finally arrive, kuroo's eyes are literally glued onto you.
- "tetsu, hi!"
- "hey," kuroo is already so charmed, "i got this for you." he hands you the bouquet of daffodils. your heart melts. "tetsu.. you didn't have to." you try to hide your smile with the given bouquet.
- "so.. where to first?" you ask, linking your arm with his (to the dismay of many girls eyeing him).
- "remember that italian restaurant i told you about?" you nod, "we'll be eating there."
- once you guys arrive, chaos ensues. there's a crying baby near your table (which happened to be the only one vacant), and it would not quiet down. it would interrupt you two's conversation every now and then, so you both settled on some fast food instead.
- next, was the stroll in the park, which happened to be closed off due to a primary school's field trip.
- and finally, it came night time. this slow dance kuroo had been trying to initiate wasn't possible since the usual jazz band didn't play on saturdays.
- kuroo is so gloomy because the entire date he planned, didn't go the way he wanted to at all.
- so now, you and kuroo were walking around the mall, and you passed by an arcade. "tetsu, do you think we can go in there?"
- "yeah, okay." he's got nothing else to lose.
- as you two look around, you spot a plush of a black cat, and your eyes sparkle. you insert the coins needed and try to get it, but sadly, like every claw game, the plush falls.
- you pout, feeling defeated. "nevermind, let's go home."
- "hold on, let me try." kuroo is not letting you go home with that sad yet adorable look on your face.
- thanks to kenma, kuroo remembers that you have to tap the button twice for it to actually grip onto the plush properly. so with ease, he was able to win the black cat you wanted!
- "waaah! tetsurō, i'm so happy!" you childishly jump around with the plush now in your arms.
- "it's nothing, babe—" you pulled kuroo down for a kiss.
- the soft plush of your lips against his made his brain go absolutely haywire. he literally couldn't process what was happening until you pulled away.
- you're twirling the plush around, still cheering, while kuroo stands there in a daze.
- today might not have been what he expected, but all's well that ends well!
© lowercase intended | loveephia
#haikyuu!!#haikyuu fluff#haikyuu headcanons#haikyuu imagines#haikyuu x y/n#hq x reader#hq hcs#tooth rotting fluff#hq x y/n#hq#haikyū!!#haikyuu anime#haikyuu kuroo#haikyuu#hq kuroo#kuroo headcanons#kuroo imagine#kuroo x reader#kuroo x y/n#kuroo x you#kuroo testuro#kuroo tetsurō#kuroo tetsuro headcanons#kuroo tetsuro imagine#kuroo tetsurou#kuroo tetsuro hcs#kuroo tetsuro haikyuu#kuroo fluff#kuroo tetsuro scenarios#kuroo tetsuro fluff
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haikyuu men as my icks bc i hate these men sm 👎
inspired by missmeinyourbones !! / not an x reader.
talks in a baby voice bc his mom didnt give him enough attention (me fr) and u feel bad but its literally so bad that u cant help but audibly groan everytime he refers to himself in third person bc "baby wants cuddies 😣"
bokuto... oikawa (on his worst days). lev (ugh i hate lev 👎) kuroo (bokuto rubbed off on him 🙁) asahi.
acts like a mean middle school boy, absolutely ABUSES the laughing cat emoji "thats tuff buddy 😹💀" like STOP IT. he'll jump to touch the door frame or even worse do that stupid fucking thing where he clings onto the door frame and leans his torso forward but his feet stay? why r u built like a bracket ) ???? refuses to wear anything but shorts and a tshirt even if its snowing. he will literally be shivering and is still like "its fine im not weak 😒" and pls do not get me started on the mouth breathing.......
tanaka. atsumu (but he grew out of it eventually!) i am trying to have hope. hinata.
the most pretentious man u will ever meet. he thinks his poetry is groundbreaking but theyre all haikus and all of them can be summed up by "i was the poem..... but she couldnt read 😣💔🥀" like who r u even talking ab ur single ass has one ex from third grade ❌ tries so hard to be witty but is just corny man like wdym u can quote "sniff out a fake nirvana fan anywhere" ????? he will hype up this "underground" song that the "tiktok mob" hasn't "gotten" yet and its why'd you only call me when you're high by arctic monkeys ?
both miya twins..... oikawa. tsukishima (he is of course a fucking prick). semi i rly dont want to believe this but deep down i KNOW. kyotani. kenma.
has the WORSTT fashion sense like he has zero sense of style. im talking fitted sweats or the sweats that are baggy in the crotch area but super skinny and fitted on the legs. he wears full on tech fleece or those ugly fake bape hoodies and calls it y2k like babe....... and what makes it worse is that he's a fashion SNOB. he is insufferable like he thinks he is so cool and has no idea he looks SO BAD 😭
TERUSHIMA (have u even seen him oh my GOD). atsumu (but he actually did grow out of it bc u would not let him live it down). nishinoya. kindaichi... i am so sorry for this but kuroo 🙁
he cannot clean himself for shit 😭😭 like he showers but he just straight up does not wash his ass "but the water runs down it so ???" like it is surprising he even knows what a loofa is. uses one of those dumb ass "8 in 1" IK ur not using ur "shampoo" to wash ur body ❌❌ and his fingernails r always dirty u have no idea how bc whenever u ask he just says "i dont know how they get like thaaat im sooo clean!! 🥺" u already know there's one lie in that sentence its a good bet its ALL a lie.
daichi (it was such a shock tbh but he absolutely ABUSES 3 in 1). atsumu maybe he is a walking ick. terushima (are we surprised?) kenma (he's a gamer duhh). mattsun (until the entire team bullied him for it W seijoh fr 🙏)
#[ headcanons ]#haikyuu#haikyuu headcanons#haikyuu!!#haikyuu x reader#hq#hq headcanons#hq hcs#haikyuu hcs#atsumu headcanons#atsumu x reader#oikawa x reader#oikawa headcanons#kuroo headcanons#kuroo x reader#terushima headcanons#terushima x reader#kenma headcanons#kenma x reader#daichi headcanons#daichi x reader#tsukishima headcanons#tsukishima x reader
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Good day! I would like to order a cupcake, a strawberry shortcake with caramel and a juice, please, for Daichi and Kuroo 😊
Handcuffed Heart to the Two
Coming right up!!
Daichi Sawamura x Tetsuro Kuroo x reader
Love triangle, Valentine's Day, fluff, work au
The job: police officers, you are the only woman working in that department
Synopsis: you, Kuroo, and Sawamura are on break after a long persecution
Word Count: 563
You sat down on the soft couch in the lounge of the police department, exhausted from the long persecution that happened just some minutes ago, ready to end the day.You only forgot that today had something special lingering in the air.
“Ugh! I can't wait for this shift to be over.” You pouted at them, cheeks puffed out.
Daichi and Kuroo gazed at you in adoration, not able to resist how cute you get when your blood boils. How could they not giggle at your antics?
“Now, now Chibi-chan, we have another ten minutes to work, so you must behave and at least try to survive.”
Kuroo poured himself a cup of coffee, the pink mug warm to the touch.
Your face turned into that mug just by the nickname. Why, oh why did this happen to you?
“L/n-san, Kuroo is right. What about if I massage your back?” Daichi held his arms to his head.
“Meanwhile I pour you a nice cup of joy.”
Kuroo grabbed another mug from the cabinet, this time intentionally grabbing one with a red heart.
You closed your eyes shut for a moment. You thought about how this happened.
You were a police officer. The only female in your station. Every cop in it turned their eyes towards you when you came in the first time. From time to time, you would have love notes on your desk. You didn't like any of them. Well, only two stole that little heart of yours.
“Look, Chibi-chan. I wanted to tell you something for sometime now, and I think I am ready to spill it all out.”
Kuroo walked towards you, holding a soft, brown plush in hand.Your face scrunched up in confusion. What is he doing? A confession?
“No, Kuroo-san. I will say what I have to say first!”
The two stared into each other's eyes playful, earning a small giggle to come out of your lips.
“No, no, no. I will do it. I am in love with both of you.” You tackle them.
“Huh?” Both of them stare like little kids being told how babies are made.Yeah, you said it before they said anything.
“You know what, let's just clock out please.” You beg to them.
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You entered your apartment you guys shared since you began working, throwing your shoes off to the side without a care in the world.
“So, Kuroo-san, if you are okay with a relationship with each other, it will be fine with me.” Daichi placed the keys on the dish.
“Yes, I am okay with it, Daichi.”
Kuroo grabbed a pillow, and threw it at your face. You screamed in pure cuteness and giggled.
“Kuroo, no.”
“Come on, Chibi-chan, don't be so stormy.” He smirked.
“How about if I cuddle you?” Daichi came around and sat down to the left of yours.
You snuggle into his chest, smelling the sandalwood cologne that remained on him. You couldn't believe you could have both at the same time. Obviously, you won't put it out in public, but keep it to yourselves.
“Daichi, Tetsuro, do you guys mind making dinner?” You put puppy eyes.
“How about take out?” Kuroo suggested, holding his phone ready.
“Yes!” You wrapped your arms around his muscular waist.
“Happy Valentine's Day, y/n-chan!” Both of them screamed.
No wonder today felt ever so special.
I am so sorry if this wasn't what you looked for. I am kinda still new to writing and I at least tried 🥺🥺🥺
Hopefully you can forgive that.
Thank you for coming! Have a beautiful day!!
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╰┈➤ ❝ [ᶠᵉᵉˡᵉʳˢ] ❞
Summary ❥ Kuroo had been dating the team's manager, aka you, for quite some time now...or so what Kenma, Yaku, and the whole volleyball club members, thought. With the truth of your relationship status out, will Yaku finally be able to act on his feelings? Or will Kuroo finally decide to break it to you that what he's been telling you were no jokes?
Pairing ❥ Yaku Morisuke x F!Reader x Kuroo Tetsurou
Genre ❥ SMAU, Fluff, Nekoma Manager! reader, tinsy bit of angst, best friends to lovers, love triangle, divided routes
Warning ❥ Swearing, keyboard smashing, questioning your feelings, more specified content warning will be given at the start of certain chapters, maybe a bit ooc at some parts-, flirting platonically between friends
Status ❥ Completed
Updates ❥ Completed
Yayyayayyay first actual smau (not counting the yams mini series smau) for hq!! And its a love triangle <33 (too ambitious? Too ambitious.) I love yaku sm but i thought itd be fun to add kuroo for a love triangle too so i did 🥺 maybe ill make another one in the future that features just him 😔😔 anyways i had some fun with this 👉👈 also its the first time im making a smau where the og group friends actually includes the suitor so wojskjeje 😳😳 i was very much inspired by @/come-on-shitty-boys smau bro-ke up so highly recommend u go check that one out!!! anyways nekoma!!! <333 hope u have a fun time reading this and rmmbr to stay hydrated love u <3333 (constructive criticism and feedbacks are greatly appreciated!!!)
Part 1 ❥ dumb but not stupid
Part 2 ❥ cryptid shits
Part 3 ❥ That was weird
Part 4 ❥ feelings was caught!
Part 5 ❥ too bitter
Part 6 ❥ worst breakup
Part 7 ❥ Enjoy your day God bless you
Part 8 ❥ Repaired Friendship and Newfound Emotions [Written Part feat. Yaku]
Part 9 ❥ No Balls?
Part 10 ❥ i hate it here
Part 11 ❥ denying lev rights
Part 12 ❥ Answered Questions and Study Session [Written Part feat. Kuroo]
Part 13 ❥ Nervous and Sincerity
Part 14 ❥ Like homo erectus beautiful
Part 15 ❥ concerning tl
[Yaku Morisuke]'s Route;
Yaku One || Part 16 ❥ my hand slipped
Yaku Two || Part 17 ❥ best dad award
Yaku Three || Part 18 ❥ not mad just disappointed
Yaku Four || Part 19 ❥ mr boyfriend & mrs girlfriend
Yaku Five || Part 20 ❥ No Balls to No Bitches
[Kuroo Tetsurou]'s Route;
Kuroo One || Part 16 ❥ Baby its cold outside
Kuroo Two || Part 17 ❥ y/n apologist
Kuroo Three || Part 18 ❥ its me, im bitches.
Kuroo Four || Part 19 ❥ wedding bells
Kuroo Five || Part 20 ❥ comfort friends
Secret Route;
Secret One || Part 16 ❥ our expertise
Secret Two || Part 17 ❥ the kissy thing
Secret Three || Part 18 ❥ it got worse
Secret Four || Part 19 ❥ feelers: lovergirl and loverboy
#haikyuu!!#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu smau#haikyuu x reader smau#haikyuu yaku morisuke#haikyuu yaku x reader#haikyuu yaku morisuke x reader#haikyuu yaku smau#haikyuu yaku x reader smau#haikyuu kuroo tetsurou#haikyuu kuroo x reader#haikyuu kuroo tetsurou x reader#haikyuu kuroo smau#haikyuu kuroo x reader smau
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Hiya! For the fathers day ask, what would you think a kid would get from oikawa, osamu, atsumu or kuroo? Thank you!
hi nonie!! thanks for playing 🥺
i'll choose atsumu for this one, if that's okay? 🥺 i have a papa oiks blurb here, and i answered tetsurou here. i have another osamu one in my inbox so you can watch out for that one too! 🥺
papa atsumu 🥺 i think, it doesn't fully sink in that atsumu's going to be a dad until you start showing. it's not that he doesn't want a baby, it's that he wants one so bad he can't believe it when it's finally happening. and i think, he wishes for a lot of things; wishes that if it's a baby girl, she looks just like you; that if it's a baby boy, it looks like him and NOT osamu. (though really, all he's hoping for is that the baby and you are healthy).
so when your baby girl is born, atsumu is relieved, but mostly smitten, because she has most of your everything but his eyebrows. they're barely filled in at this point, but he can spot the areas where they'll grow, and by the looks of the thick mop of hair on her head, he's expecting it to grow the same way.
atsumu never really knows if what he's doing is right, but your baby girl seems to have his humour (and his appetite). she drinks a lot of milk, and he burps her more times than he can count, but it's his favourite part of the day because it's one look into her papa's eyes and she's giggling out loud.
he's a little careless, with poop getting all over his hands and the floor when he changes her, but he develops a keen set of dad reflexes that has him reaching one arm out a millisecond before she even topples over.
atsumu is not the picture perfect father; he wasn't 'born to do this' like he was for volleyball, but he tries hard to be the best father—as goofy and silly as he can be. as long as his baby girl is smiling at the end of the day, that's enough for him.
send me a character and i’ll tell you what their kid/s get from them/take after from them!
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black girl anime headcanons ☁️ fluffy ☁️
blk girl hair headcanons for anime characters (with HQ, JJK, One Piece, MHA, KNY/Demon Slayer)
Soft bois
-would be so so gentle with you. it can get annoying at times bc he can act like u fragile (all good intentions tho)
-getting matching durag and bonnet sets when you come over and or leave your hair stuff at ur house 🥺
-wash day is a team effort. periodt. this man is fully prepared for anything, has done his research, brings al ur supplies you need to you, like whatever you need, HE IS THERE!!!!!
-you best BELIEVE this mf has silk sheets and pillowcases ready for you when you coming over. manz cannot stand it leave his boo hangin- 👑
-will always be gentle and attentive to your hair needs, no matter what curl type, he will do his best (and somehow everytime he does your hair, it looks gorgeous)
Sugawara, Akaashi, Kenma, Daichi-Nanami, Choso, Megumi, Todo-Sanji, Ace, Zoro-Midoriya, Todoroki, Aizawa, Hawks-Zenitsu, Uzui, Kaguya, Tanjirou, Rengoku
The “agressively clueless” boys
-dont know WTF theyre doing. 😃
-bro sees wash day an thinks youre crazy 🥲 will ask why you cant just wash your hair and go, inspecting every product like u some kinda witch
-as much as you love him, please do not ask this poor baby to help with your hair. will end up bald or with less hair than you began with. dont do it for the sake of your sanity and his too
-will agressively ask questions, making sure to wring every last detail out of you 👁👁
-wants to get better, but theyre too strongheaded and can get frustrated when things arent working out the way they want it to. they want their love go look good, why style not workout?
-you love them for trying tho, and eventually they become better at taking care of you, even if they dont fully understand the reasosns behind it :)
Nishinoya, Kageyama, Hinata, Bokuto-Yuuji, Yuta, Noritoshi-Luffy, Shanks, Ussop, Koby-Kaminari, Bakugo, Kirishima, Sero-Inosuke, Sanemi, Kokushibou/Yoriichi
Will worship the ground you walk on <3
-adores you. love at first sight. would marry you on the spot. yesyesyesye- 😍
-exclaims that you hair defies gravity, and the fact your hair naturally curls is just so cool to him, and you can put it into so many styles and he can go on for days at you
-would try to run his fingers thru ur hair, but alas, its not working 💀 settles with giving you massages when your scalp/head hurts from tight styles/rubs oil ito your edges or parts
-will be extremely careful when detangling your hair, since he thinks its a gods given gift that needs to be cherished and proteceted at all costs (adkgjfksks) 😤
-waits patiently and watches you do your hair. not in a creepy way, but to focus and learn more abt how to style, protect, and keep your hair healthy
-anyone who tries touching your hair is losing a hand, if not their arm 😭💀
Yaku, Kuroo, Tsukki, Aone-Getou, Inumaki, Mechamaru-Brook, Law, Dragon-Tokoyami, Ojiro, Tetsutetsu, Mirio, Hawks-Giyuu, Rengoku, Gyomei, Akaza, Yuichiro
Guard dog
-hes your gaurdian angel, and he adores everything about you, especially with your hair
-will stare any mf down who even tried to get close to you; will put on a stank face whenever you tell them abt someone you dont like 😒
-if youre exhausted and tired, he will try to do your hair (and even tho he doesnt know what hes doing at times, it comes out good)
-absolutely dedicated to you and the process of taking care of ur curls, and that includes paying for nails, hair extensions, prodcuts, headwraps, curlers etc 💸💸
-hypes you up SO MUCH its adorable; will see you putting on makeup or just putting your hair up and will automatically compliment you 🥰
-racists beware, bc he will not hesitate to body someone for you, regardless of whether they had “good/bad” intentions 😑
-loves you so much and would do anything for you. it the cutest and hes so lucky to have you as his s/o (including beaning racist whyte ppl)
Tanaka, Iwaizumi, Ennoshita, Aran, Sakusa-Sukuna, Yaga, Todo-Zoro, Newgate, Smoker-Dabi, Shigaraki, Rock Lock, Inasa-Muzan, Douma, Obanai, Kigaku
#black girl hair#anime headcanons#anime x black!reader#animexblackfemreader#haikyu x reader#kny headcanons#kny x reader#kny x blackreader#fluffy#black hair#black girl headcanons#black romance#one piece#roronoa zoro#luffy headcanons#onepiece x reader#sanji vinsmoke#jjk x poc!reader#jjk x black reader#mha x poc!reader#deku x blackreader#bakugo x black reader#kokushibou x blackreader#douma x blackreader#varietyanimex blackreader#black queens#anime x poc!reader#jujutsu kaisen#haikyuu!!#kimetsu no yaiba
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When I saw the picture of baby Kuroo with his dad, I thought of Kuroo and Shin and my heart broke 😭😭 Rhi, they're so messy!!
Okay but seriously that sketch was cute as hell 🥺
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Hello lovely!!! I am here with questions and I need answers!!
1. How did Issei propose to you? 🤭
2. What is your favorite anniversary gift you’ve ever gotten from Kuroo?
3. What is your favorite vacation you and Suna went?
Hi, pretty baby! Thank you for sending these 🥺👉🏼👈🏼 I had to rub two braincells togethers for answers lol
these are probably going to be long so I'm putting them under a cut
In bed
Initially, it was this: He made all my favorites for dinner, then we watched my favorite movie. As we're cuddling on the couch, he gets up to get dessert - chocolate cake that he ordered - and placed the ring on it then handed it to me and waited for me to notice. I said yes, of course. We were giddy the rest of the night and absolutely abandoned the movie to spend the night entangled in each other in our bed.
But I'm changing a little bit of it: And, by that, I mean, the dessert. It's no longer chocolate cake with the ring placed on it. It's homemade fortune cookies and the ring is inside it. I'm utterly shocked when I break it open to see the ring but still yes and then the rest of the above continues 🥰
2. Favorite anniversary gift from Kuroo? He went to Akaashi (and paid him fairly) to make our story as an actual book! One of kind and no one can get it but Akaashi has the manuscript in the event anything should happen to the bound copy but we do our best to take care of it. He made us a prince and princess, though, so that it can be like a fairytale and we definitely read it to our kids one day.
3. My and Suna's favorite vacation? I'd say New York in winter. I've always wanted to go and he surprised me as a Christmas gift. We were freezing our asses off but it allowed us to hold hands in his jacket pocket and we looked at the Macy's (🤢🤮) Christmas windows and went ice skating in central park and we definitely saw a Broadway show!
#🥺.onyxsei#🥺.kuroonyx#🥺.sunyx#the 🤢🤮10 for macy's is because I worked there and it was terrible#0/10 do not recommend
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