#baby girl you ain't fooling anyone

[wanwiwa]

Oh, Jiu! What are you doing here? You're here for the autopsy reports? Yes!

PETRICHOR | EP.02

[starreo]

pro hero! katsuki bakugo drabble .

y'er so much trouble, aren'cha. includes blowjob, very vague? writing, fem! reader, slight perv! kirishima mention lol and adult themes, so mdni!!

you try not to, you really do. but sucking on katsuki's throbbing cock in the elevator of his agency is just so much fun. on the outside, you're just his secretary, sweet girl who god knows how, tolerates all those late night and early morning calls. your colleagues feel so much pity for you, ever since kirishima saw you sneaking out of leaving bakugo's house just in time for their early morning run, he came back to the office, loudly lecturing bakugo on how he can't overwork you like that.

so it makes it so much fun, to slide into the elevator, right after katsuki's blown his head off at some silly intern, fumes practically coming out of his ears as he repeatedly presses the button for the third floor. everyone stares at you in awe as you run right into the elevator. only you could face bakugo right now.

literally.

as he's about to scoff and grumble something stupid about how he's not in the mood to play around with you when the door finally closes and you smash him against the wall. normally katsuki bakugo wouldn't move an inch, but for you.

for you, baby, anything.

one hand of his is gripping your hair and fisting it into a ponytail as your head slowly moves closer to the base of his cock and then back to the tip, while his other hand struggles to find the emergency stop button of the elevator. "fuck fuck fuck- y/n, f-fuck, " he's throbbing in your mouth already, you can feel it deep in your throat as you hollow your cheeks against his girth, looking up at him with those fucked out eyes that he likes so much. he finally finds the button and smashes it right before it opens up on the third floor. and you can hear people outside groaning about how this is the fourth time this month.

as you're quickening your pace, hands wrapping around the excess of his length to help him finish, you can see him poke his tongue in his cheek, eyes shut as he tries so hard not to moan your name when you swallow all his orgasm. when he opens his eyes, it's to see the string of saliva and slick connecting your swollen lips to his softening cock as a few droplets of his cum drip down your chin. and that, is a sight he would never not want to see.

slowly, you get up from your knees, making a silly comment about how he's so much hotter in his winter uniform, and roughly brush your thumb against your bottom lip, collecting all the excess liquid and sucking on it as you watch color return to his cheeks.

"y'er so much trouble, aren'cha" he grins, eyes narrowing in fondness as he pulls you by your neck and sloppily smashes his lips against yours.

pulling back, he sighs before pressing the emergency stop button, eyebrows raising as he notices the crowd of people there, "get back to work you little shits, 'm not paying ya to loiter around-! and use thegoddamn stairs if the elevator ain't working! " and that classic workaholic bakugo act would've fooled everyone else, but when kirishima notices how everytime the elevator has acted up it's been the two of you going down, or coming up, he feels like he's connecting some dots, so he moves forward to catch a better glimpse, and there you are, oh, not to mention the very suspicious white stuff on bakugo's shoes. but it's okay, Kirishima won't tell anyone, maybe he'll take a quick check of the security cameras though, just to erase any evidence that might hurt his manly friend's rep, right? at least that's what he tries to convince himself of as he jolts downstairs with a boner harder than his quirk.

© starreo 2024. do not copy, translate or repost .

[mattsnight]

It had been a rough week for you and it was getting a lot. On Monday you had completely forgotten a friend’s birthday, which made her mad and yesterday you had found a picture of your boyfriend kissing another girl. It had been on your mind and you wanted to speak to Chris about it, but you were scared. You were scared for his reaction, because what if it was fake? Would he get mad at you?

Chris had invited you to a party, which he hosted with his 2 brothers Nick and Matt. It was all fun and games until you really felt the need to break down. You tried to hold it back, but the tears just started to stream down your face. Chris noticed and immediately rushed over to you.

“I-i dont know why i’m crying.. it’s just hormones i guess.” You said as your hands were slightly starting to shake. “No no, dont even start with me,” Chris protested. He knew about your hormones, and how they were a rollercoaster, but you would normally tell him when you were upset, and he definitely would still be able to help. He gently tilted your chin, forcing you to look at him. “I know its more than that. You’ve been acting off all day, and you ain't fooling me, so tell me what's actually goin' on,” he said, voice gentle but firm.

You take a deep breath before speaking. “I saw a photo of you kissing another woman..”

Chris felt like the world just crumbled underneath him. He was speechless, staring at you. He didnt know what to say, he didnt even know how he could even begin to explain himself when all he could focus on was how much he hurt you. He was sure he didn’t do anything.

“Is it true?” You ask, looking up into his big blue eyes. Chris hated this, knowing you’d thought he would ever cheat on you. He would die before he did, he would die before he’d even look at someone else. “No ma, it’s not true! I swear it’s not..” he tried to keep his voice steady, tried to calm the panic in his own racing heart. It was hurting him hearing how broken you sounded.

“..I swear to you, i would never, EVER cheat on you. I would never hurt you like that. You’re my everything, my person, you’re the only one for me. You’re the only one i’ll ever need. Please, please believe me, i am NOT cheating, i don’t have, and i don’t want anyone else, okay?” He spoke to you softly, pleading and desperate. He didnt want you to doubt him, he wanted, needed you to understand him. He’d do anything.

He searched your eyes, searching for even a hint of belief. Just.. any indication that you knew he wasn’t lying. He was so serious, his heart hurting more and more the longer the silence went on, his hands gently cupping your face, his breath coming out shaky, “Please, believe me.”

“I believe you, baby.. im sorry.. i was stupid enough to believe those pictures online..”

Chris let out a shaky sigh of relief, feeling a small sense of weight leave his chest as you said that. Thank god. He gently pulled you into his chest, holding you tightly against him. He held his breath, closing his eyes. He was so relieved. “It’s okay, it’s okay,” he said gently, his voice still a little shaky as he rocked you slowly, “You weren’t stupid for being hurt, i get it, but i promise you now, those pictures are a bunch of bullshit.”

He slowly calmed down, his body losing the tension it held ever since you’d dropped that bomb on him. He gently pulled away, looking down at you and seeing the tears on your face, “No more tears, alright?” He said softly, swiping a thumb underneath your eye, “There’s no need for them.” He leaned down, placing a kiss on your forehead.

“I love you, ma.”

“I love you too, Chris.”

[charlesswife]

times that charles and y/n showed they are couple but keep saying they are not - video

pairing: charles leclerc x f1 driver! reader

summary: after their public kiss, fans went crazy, one of them made a youtube compilation of your favorites formula one drivers being a wholesome couple but saying they are just friends

lowercase indeed

[intro with monotone voice]

hello friends, in this video i'm going to show you how charles lechair and my queen y/n y/l/n are a couple, they can't really deny it, they are so obvious they make me sick, specially after the kiss they had on tv.

[cuts to the video playing in slow mo with the intro of careless whisper]

anyways here we go

we start at the 2022 Met Gala, where our queen decided to bless us with her presence, and who is a few feet from her? Charlito. They both looked stunning as how it is and absolutely angelical together.

they both approach one of the interviewers and while the interviewer was asking y/n about what she was wearing, charles was only giving y/n heart eyes, only looking at her.

you ain't fooling anyone charles, you love her.

"We are here with celebrity icon and Formula One driver y/n y/l/n" the interviewer started, "alongside her, it's Charles Leclerc"

"Hello" I greeted her.

"So tell us a bit about your outfit, who are you wearing?"

I said what I had memorized before the MET, explaining about the dress, the collaboration with the designer, and what the theme means to me. typical questions with typical answers.

"I see you came with Charles Leclerc, was that planned?"

I wasn't surprised about the question, I knew people were gonna ask about Charles, but she was so bold for it. I looked at Charles, who was already looking at me.

"He begged me to come," I said, "he almost cried like a baby," I laughed. Just as I did that, a piece of my hair got in front of my face, before I could fix it, Charles' hand was already doing the job.

"Well, we are glad you did. You guys definitely look good together"

[cuts to second clip]

if you thought that pierre and charles were the gossipers of the grid, you are wrong. it's y/n and charles. whenever they are in the same room, they just look at each other and the telepathy starts.

"it's crazy the way Charles and Y/n understand each other" Lando said to his twitch chat, "like they just know what the other is thinking it's scary."

The comments started to flow, chat wanted examples.

"Like the other day, some of the drivers, we were all talking and out of nowhere Charles just hands her like a hair tie? no idea where he got it from but apparently y/n made this 'face'" he quoted with his fingers, "that she was hot, he's such a simp, he says he always has one for emergencies"

after a few seconds he started ranting again about Charles and Y/n

"they like to judge people too, they might laugh and deny it but it's true-- last week Carlos was doing this dance move thing and immediately charles and y/n look at each other and it looked like they were having a mental conversation, mate they are crazy together," he reads the chat, who was asking more about their relationship, "I don't think they are just friends as they say, but whatever"

[cuts to third clip]

In the picture of Formula One first day, Y/n said her favorite song is Ready for it? by Taylor Swift.

The social media person in charge of Tiktok, Sarah (idk their names this is just made up), followed Charles with a tiny mic and asked him

"Excuse me, what are you listening to?"

Charles took out one of the headphones and asked, "What?"

"The fans want to know what you are listening to"

"Oh! I'm listening to Taylor Swift" he giggled as he showed the screen to the camera. The song being Ready for it?

There is a speed up walk to Y/n in her red suit drinking water. She sees Sarah with camera in hand and waves at her.

She repeated the same question from before, "Excuse me, what song are you listening to?"

"I'm listening to my girl Taylor! Look What You Made Me Do from the Reputation album," as she showed the screen, a message notification could be seen 'Charles ❤️ - iMessage' she turned her phone back to her to take out the notification, "Oops" she turned the phone back to the screen, "Here we go" she said with a smile.

The caption of the video was 'Our ferrari drivers being Taylor fans is a big slay'

[back to main screen]

i rest my case, but we cannot forget about this iconic moment from charles and y/n, this moment lives rent free in my head.

"So for today we are going to give you boards, and we are gonna go who's most likely"

As Y/n got her board, she said, "this should be fun, we know each other pretty well,"

Charles nodded, "I think I know more about you than you about me"

"Is this a challenge, lord Perceval?"

He laughed, "I mean that's the whole point of the video."

"Bring it on, big boy"

The camera was recording the whole interaction. As Charles was doing the intro for the video and explaining what they were doing, Y/n was doodling in her board and erasing stuff.

"I am so ready to crush you," she said.

"Let the best racer win"

"Who's most likely to want to do something spontaneous during the weekend"

Y/n started writing her anser, "Guys, this is pretty obvious," she turned her board around and the words Charles were on it. Charles had the same answer.

"Me. 100%"

"Charles is always wanting to do something over the weekend, I just wanna chill at home with my cat," she explained as she erased the board.

"So true, I have to drag her out of her house sometimes"

"Which reminds me that I need to change my lock or take away your key," with her comment, Charles rolled his eyes.

It went on like that for a few more rounds until the game was other.

"I think we did a good job," Y/n says.

"I think so too," Charles agrred.

"High five," she put her hand up for him so high five her, as he did, he grabbed her hand and pulled her chair closer to him.

The scene was repeated in slow motion with Careless Whisper in the back again.

[outro]

i really need charles and y/n to confirm their relationship so i can be have a nice good night sleep.

dont forget to share, like and comment for more videos of charles and y/n.

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is this...? a new series...? anyways, enjoy this while i start to write the new chapter of UNEM, which i'm hoping to upload by monday.

let me know what you think about this imagine and if youd like to see more of charles x f1 driver! reader! because it is definitely fun writing about it.

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[noones-untruly]

Your bitch is watching the second season of Blood of Zeus and lemme tell you, I don't like it. At least the very first 10 minutes. As I did previously, imma put here all of my thoughts regarding each episode as I watch, so beware of MASSIVE SPOILERS.

Also, small disclaimer: I'm not a professional writer, nor a movie critic. So everything here is my pure humble opinion so if you don't like it - don't read it.

So without further ado:

Episode 1:

Gods, it's been 10 minutes and half of the visuals (if not more) are just parts of the final episode of the first season. And also the plot didn't really moved past the point "yeah, Hades is the bbeg. Again." Although I sense some bits that it's more like "oh he's a misunderstood guy who did it all for love and whatnot" but the line of "Hera and Zeus made us fools and now we get to have our revenge" is already pissing me off. 10 minutes of almost nothing but being cliché. Not a good start, but imma give it a shot.

Another thing that irritates me is the "romantic" tension between Alexia and Heron. First of all, I don't get it how Heron is so good at fighting despite the fact that he lived with his mother and never really had to fight anyone with a sword. Like I get the arrows and such (tho hunting an animal in a forest and shooting a moving fucking warrior on a bloody battlefield seem kinda different, but aight, I'll let it slide). But how in the fuck after a few days-weeks of training with Zeus he manages to be so fucking op in the battle that it impresses an Amazonian Fucking Warrior Lady that spent at least half her life perfecting her martial skills?? This guy was not a warrior to begin with, how is he so good at killing people and demons?? He was BULLIED AND HAD NO ONE TO TEACH HIM KICK BALLS! So anyways, I don't like that it's implied that Alexia is falling in love with Heron. No, she's a powerful ass Amazonian, she's supposed to be COOL AND NOT FALL IN LOVE WITH THIS WIBBLY WOBBLY HERON THAT HADN'T EVEN LIVED FOR MORE THAN 20 YEARS!!! Like, c'mon, how old is he? 17? 18? He maybe has a body of a perfect athlete, but he's a fucking baby... And don't tell me Alexia is below 20, she's in her late 20's AT LEAST, cuz ain't no way a 20 year old is commanding an elite squad in ancient Greece. So no to Heron×Alexia. Not on my watch.

Also, what the fuck is elusinian stone and why are we supposed to care whether Hades gets it not?

What the fuck did they do to Hestia's and Athena's designs?? Like what the honest fuck is this bullshit?? Who do winged dead eating demons look more interesting that obviously very important characters?? Also, the scream Hestia lets out burning the demons away from her 💀💀💀

NO, NOT THE PROPHECY TROPE, PLEASE, NO

Why does Gaia look like she stepped out of a marvel movie...?

Episode 2:

Alexia, girl, why are you sleeping in full armour?? Also what happened to your face??

Heron, what happened to your face?? Did they ever give proper character references to the animators??

Also, why is Heron having a mental breakdown over some noname bro that killed their mother??

Bro, why are you so suddenly questioning gods?? (Ye, he should question who the fuck these gods are to rule over humanity, but it's smth he was supposed to do in the previous season, not now when he beat the shit out of his step brother in the name of gods)

Yay, my babygirl Seraphim is still here, serving cunt as usual 💖 And fuck yeah, eternal judgement >> serving gods!! Slay babe! (I am kinda ashamed for this passage, but I won't apologise for it)

Bitch what. A love interest? FOR MY MURDEROUS VENGEANCE LED BABYGIRL?? ARE Y'ALL KIDDING ME??

WHY DID YOU SPIT LIKE THIS?? PEOPLE DON'T SPIT LIKE THIS, SWEETIE. DEMONS TOO BY THE WAY

Ok, I understand the lack of colours for Hades, he is kinda gothic, but why is Persephone such a goth chick?? She's the goddess of spring and such no?? Why'd she wear black fucking lipstick and look like a depressed teen??

What in the Hades the game is this?? Listen, I didn't want to bring the game into this discussion, but you did it yourself, netflix. Y'all are not ready to be compared to the supergiants' masterpiece. Don't drag Zag and Melinoë into this, y'all are not on the same level of deepness into the greek mythology to have them here.

Seriously? The same punishment as Loki? Y'all ain't even creative. Don't tell me this bitch lover of Sera is gonna stay there with a cup to "help with the pain"

Bro, stop it already with y'all's "well I've always tried to help you, I'm not like the others" it's not gonna cut it anymore

So like, Hades was very hot and you redesigned him into edge lord? Ok.

Ah, so now you explain us about the elusinian stone and why it's so important, at the end of the 2nd episode? Thanks, cool.

Episode 3

Apollo is still serving. By now you should see the pattern of what men I like.

Drop it with the love interest for Seraphim already. I don't believe that a murder machine like him is able to fall for a simple mortal woman. Like this fuck would even care for anything else than his revenge. Well, tbh I didn't believe that he'd care for his biological mother either, so... I just don't like how they portrait him as a weak for love bud. Isn't that a bit unrealistic for a mass murderer with no empathy? Like ain't one supposed to be empathetic to love? Ain't one supposed to feel nothing when killing a shit load of people with no remorse whatsoever? Isn't there some psychological repercussions? No? Ok.

Lmao, suicidal Hades is something new.

Yeah, ofc, let's make Hades seem like a creep again...

Is that weird that I'm more attracted to the demon Seraphim more than to his human form?

Honestly, I'm so tired of media portraying Hera and Demeter as hysterical bitches that know no boundaries. Like come up with something new.

Lol, Hades just made my man enter into an invisible wall to make the wall disappear a second after.

Aren't you supposed to win over his trust? For now you're just venting about your shit ass family to a man that has no family at all. Not very kind tbh

"Look at her! Look at how she suffers!" Meanwhile the girl is just sitting on the ground bumboozeled that the god of the dead and some hot demon guy are looking at her talking some nonsense.

Why, of course she's not gonna suffer ugly like the other wraiths, she's the main hero's love interest, so that's why she looks like she's on some heavy tranquilizers

Yes, of course the prideful demon Seraphim, the murderer of guilty and innocent, the vengeful spirit will succumb to be a pawn in god's hands once again, only to alleviate the suffering of the soul of his beloved! What a bunch of horseshit, guys... I may be delusional enough to be attracted to that man and call him babygirl, but even I understand that this fuck is incapable of love. This isn't his character, it was done to just make him into the "good guy that was just too miserable so he caused a lot of pain to the others". Let's be fair for a sec here, he's a mass murderer, he deserves no forgiveness. Yes, he can be redeemed, but it's a long fucking process, that doesn't always include forgiveness, but a shit load of work and reflection. And therapy. Hades could've "tempt" him to join forces by manipulating his pride and desire to be free, to be above gods. Not love. Love can be ugly, love can be beautiful, love can be an instrument to redeem someone, but by gods, stop using it on every Joe to make him into hero, it's just stupid.

Sera, why are you so easy to manipulate??

Episode 4:

NOOOO, WHY DID YOU TURN HIM HUMAN AGAIN?? BRING BACK THE DEMON LOOK, IT WAS SO GOOOOD!!!

Off topic, but wasn't heron impaled in the middle of his chest? Why's the scar on his tit?

I can't, Aphrodite clinging to Ares's arm 😭😭😭 Stop with itttt!

Okok, one good thing: I like how in the games Heron is drawn to always be in Ares's shadow. A bit on the nose, but I appreciate the symbolism.

Apollo's refusing to compete with Ares?? Apollo?! You're making me laugh.

There's this background god with blueish skin and black wings and I cannot, who are they?? I have to know whom I'm falling for. Is that Thanatos??

Hm, so half the season is wasted on some weird intro to the story itself? Cool. Wow. Never seen that happen.

Episode 5:

You serious? The mighty Zeus, the king of gods, is judged by mere mortals? The pure-blood god, not a bastard child ascended to godhood, but the child of Rhea and Kronos, is judged by some mortal and has to go through the same path as any other human?? Y'all aren't serious. I can't. This is idiotic.

Hera, I don't believe you, that now, all of the sudden you're changing your mind and vouching for Zeus, that he's not that bad. Girl, you unleashed a whole ass box of giants to kill that man just a few weeks ago, why such sudden change of mind??

Zeus, how in the fuck you managed to build a whole ass knowledge bunker under that shabby house of your son without anyone noticing?? Please, share the secret, I also want to be capable of that

Greatest quote of the greatest man in these series, Evios: "Look, I'm alive for two reasons: I was born and I hadn't died yet."

Oke, I can understand why Sera might've fallen for the priestess in a normal situation (if he hadn't been fucked up beyond repair, that is). She's smart, she's beautiful, she's compassionate. A perfect woman, if she had any character to her. But my man is, unfortunately, beyond salvation of any kind, when he met her, he wasn't recovering from the hatred, he was driven by it. How can one love another, when one is fueled by hatred and anger? How can one love, when one had long forgotten what is it to be loved? How can one love, when one is no longer feeling?

Episode 6:

I suddenly like the Heron's arc. Is he gaining some depth to his character? Wow.

Lmao, Sera, you fell from gods know what height and you're still in one piece and not smushed into the ground and around? You are a solid rock of a man.

Ok, maybe Sera is slay in his human form. It's just that he needs to be dressed appropriately. Stop walking around with tits out in and wearing this stupid furry mini skirt and he's looking like a decent man.

Icarus?? Sera, choose another pseudonym, this ain't a good one.

Honestly, I'm kinda digging all that "Demeter, the great mastermind " vibe. Slay queen! Love it for her. She's a bitch in this scenario, but damn she's good at it.

Episode 7:

Y'all, I'm in love with Demeter. This bitch? The bitchiest of them all. Slay 💅

Alexia, girl, how did you survive Talos exploding?? You demigod too? And that big fella who's name wasn't mentioned once this season is he also the same or just explosion-proof?

Ah, yes, his name is Kofi. Could've guessed.

Bruh, you've already done Alexia wrong in this season, why open her character like that in under a minute?? 😭 Opened and immediately closed. Feels like "That's rough, buddy" from Zuko but make it lvl 99 of idgf

And now you're Nobody?? Babe, you decided to fuck with mythology, didn't you? Bad idea.

Also, hadn't Kronos had another design in the beginning, no? Then who was that cosmos looking titan in the beginning?

Wait a moment. Does Sera classify as a demigod? Like, he is partially giant, cuz he ate flesh of one. And he possesses a ton of demigod-like qualities. Could it be that he's the prophecy demigod? Meh, I'm too lazy to look for the prophecy to compare it and actually find out. Will see in a moment what happens.

Episode 8 (finally):

Sera is getting sexier with each challenge.

Heron, surprisingly, is too, getting more attractive.

I absolutely hate Gaia's design. Disgusting.

Lmao, I was right, there's a possibility for Sera to be the prophecy child.

Oh my, are you serious, Hera is a pacifist now?? Y'all are crazy.

This is just a massive slaughter house at this point, gods, what the fuck.

Aw, the brothers are helping eachother in this butchery, how cute.

Heron, chill your ass, you're about to explode.

Btw, where's Evios? And that interesting associate of his.

So, what's that terrible horrible monster whose name we do not say?

Oops, someone pissed off the primordial Gaia. Y'all are fucked. Btw his name's Typhoon. Meh.

In conclusion:

The majority of the script is shite. Some (almost all) of the arcs can be done so much better. Designs suck an ass too. But did I enjoy watching it? Yes. Is it because of Seraphim? Primarily so. But will I wait for the 3rd season? Absolutely yes.

So I loved and hated the show at the same time. The main line is quite interesting nevertheless, so see y'all when the 3rd season is out.

I have a shit load of stuff to say on addition, but this post is long enough in it self, so maybe later.

[falloutboylyricss]

Fall Out Boy and Numbers

note: this post does not include the phrase "no one", ordinal numbers (first, second, third, etc.), or adverbial numbers (once, twice, thrice, etc.)

Evening Out With Your Girlfriend

"Like the oldest movie I ever saw was the one we wrote together" - Honorable Mention

"The only girl who ever gave me the time was the one who only wanted five minutes of mine" - Pretty In Punk

The World's Not Waiting (For Five Tired Boys In A Broken Down Van) (title only)

"Start the van, get me out of this one horse town" - The World's Not Waiting (For Five Tired Boys In A Broken Down Van)

"Excuse me if I'm rude, but I'd rather that we just strike from the record ones I'd see again without you" - Moving Pictures

"'Go to hell' is all I thought for seven weeks, but I grew out of that phase" - Moving Pictures

Take This to Your Grave

"Light that smoke, that one for giving up on me, and one just 'cause they'll kill you sooner than my expectations" - Tell That Mick He Just Made My List of Things to Do Today

"This is side one, flip me over" - Dead on Arrival

"In the meantime, I'll sport my brand new fashion of waking up with pants on at four in the afternoon" - Grand Theft Autumn / Where Is Your Boy

"And I'm coasting on potential towards a wall at a hundred miles an hour" - Saturday

"Two more weeks, my foot is in the door" - Saturday

"Tonight I'm writing you a million miles away" - Homesick at Space Camp

"Hating that look that's on your face that says there's another fool like me, there's one born every minute" - Calm Before the Storm

"A failure at everything, eighteen going on extinct" - Reinventing the Wheel to Run Myself Over

From Under The Cork Tree

"It's just past eight, and I'm feeling young and reckless" - Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued

"I'm two quarters and a heart down, and I don't wanna forget how your voice sounds" - Dance, Dance

"I'll be your number one with a bullet" - Sugar, We're Goin' Down

"Don't mind me, I'm watching you two from the closet" - Sugar, We're Goin' Down

"And if you say this makes you happy, then I'm not the only one lying" - Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner

7 Minutes In Heaven (Atavan Halen) (title only)

"I'm sleeping my way out of this one with anyone who'll lie down / I'll be stuck fixated on one star when the world is crashing down" - 7 Minutes In Heaven (Atavan Halen)

"'Oh yeah, you caught me!', but I caught you one worse" - Champagne For My Real Friends, Real Pain For My Sham Friends

A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More "Touch Me" (title only)

"Your secret's out and the best part is it isn't even a good one" - Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying (Do Your Part To Save The Scene And Stop Going To Shows)

"From day one, I talked about getting out" - Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying (Do Your Part To Save The Scene And Stop Going To Shows)

"Your remorse hasn't fallen on deaf ears, rather ones that just don't care" - My Heart Is The Worst Kind Of Weapon

Infinity On High

"Cry on the couch, all the poets come to life, fix me in forty-five" - Thriller

"And it's me and my plus one at the afterlife" - Thriller

"Every last time I come home, I take my last chance to burn a bridge or two" - I'm Like A Lawyer With The Way I'm Always Trying To Get You Off (Me & You)

"The best way to make it through with hearts and wrists intact is to realize two out of three ain't bad" - I'm Like A Lawyer With The Way I'm Always Trying To Get You Off (Me & You)

"And one day we'll get nostalgic for disaster" - Hum Hallelujah

"One foot in your bedroom and one foot out the door" - Hum Hallelujah

"One night and one more time, thanks for the memories, even though they weren't so great" - Thnks fr th Mmrs

"One night stand, one night stand off" - Thnks fr th Mmrs

"They say I only think in the form of crunching numbers / In hotel rooms, collecting page six lovers" - Thnks fr th Mmrs

"Take two years and call me when you're better" - The Carpal Tunnel Of Love

"The D.A. is dressed to the nines, in the mirror, he practices all his lines / To his closing argument, twelve hearts beat in favor" - You're Crashing, But You're No Wave

"He glances at his peers sitting seven to twelve stacked on one to six, the gallery is hushed / Boys in three pieces dream of grandstanding and bravado" - You're Crashing, But You're No Wave

"Take one for the team, you all know what I mean" - I've Got All This Ringing In My Ears And None On My Fingers

"I'm the only one who's gonna get away with making excuses today" - It's Hard To Say "I Do", When I Don't

"But the only ring I want buried with me are the ones around my eyes" - It's Hard To Say "I Do", When I Don't

Folie à Deux

"And when the two collide, it's no coincidence the lights are on and everybody's home" - She's My Winona

"Even the young ones become irrelevant, they always bring up how you changed" - She's My Winona

"Down, set, one, hut, hut, hike, media blitz" - America's Suitehearts

"And all I can think of is the way I'm the one who charmed the one who gave up on you" - What A Catch, Donnie

27 (title only)

"Oh, three, two, one, we go live" - Tiffany Blews

"I'm a young one stuck in the thoughts of an old one's head" - w.a.m.s.

20 Dollar Nose Bleed (title only)

"It feels like fourteen carats, but no clarity when I look at the man who would be king" - 20 Dollar Nose Bleed

"Only one book really matters, the rest of the proof is on the television" - 20 Dollar Nose Bleed

"Don't feel bad for the suicidal cats, gotta kill themselves nine times before they get it right" - West Coast Smoker

"Knock once for the father, twice for the son, three times for the Holy Ghost" - West Coast Smoker

"The drums are four on the floor / She's back to the bathroom for one more" - Pavlove

"It's three drinks too late to talk to anyone but myself / It's a three-and-two pitch to walk to anywhere else" - Pavlove

Save Rock And Roll

"One maniac at a time, we will take it back" - The Phoenix

"I don't know where you're going, but do you got room for one more troubled soul?" - Alone Together

"So let's fade away together one dream at a time" - Where Did The Party Go

"I'd trade all my tomorrows for just one yesterday" - Just One Yesterday

"Find yourself a new gig, this town ain't big enough for two of us" - Just One Yesterday

"Did you trip down twelve steps into Malibu?" - The Mighty Fall

"But if you ask me, two's a whole lot lonelier than one" - The Mighty Fall

"I know I'm the one you want to forget" - Miss Missing You

"She's his suicide blonde, she's number than gold" - Rat A Tat

"Are you ready for another bad poem? One more off-key anthem" - Rat A Tat

"But I'll take your heart served up two ways" - Rat A Tat

PAX AM Days

"Our days were never numbered, this is eternal summer" - Eternal Summer

"I have three drinks before I even start to count" - Caffeine Cold

American Beauty/American Psycho

"And this one might be a battle, might not turn out okay" - Irresistible

"You know I give my love a f-f-four letter name" - Irresistible

"And just one mistake is all it will take" - Centuries

"The blood of the lamb is worth two lions, but here I am" - Uma Thurman

"I'm the last one that you'll ever remember / And I'm trying to find my peace of mind behind these two white highway lines" - Jet Pack Blues

"I say, one day the valley's gonna swallow me whole" - Novocaine

"My nine to five is cutting open old scars again and again 'til I'm stuck in your head" - Fourth Of July

MANIA

"I'm here in search of your glory, there's been a million before me / That ultra kind of love you never walk away from, you're just the last of the real ones" - The Last Of The Real Ones

"Just tell me, tell me, tell me I, I am the only one, even if it's not true, even if it's not true" - The Last Of The Real Ones

"You were the only one that even kinda came close" - HOLD ME TIGHT OR DON'T

"One look from you and I'm on that faded love" - Heaven's Gate

"You're the one habit I just can't kick" - Heaven's Gate

So Much (For) Stardust

"Thaw out my freezer burn feelings for twenty summers" - Hold Me Like a Grudge

"6 AM, Mulholland Drive, Moonlight Sonata and I" - Heaven, Iowa

"I carved out a place in this world for two, but it's empty without you" - Flu Game

"One day, every candle's gotta run out of wax / One day, no one will remember me when they look back" - Flu Game

"Orange leaves, but we're the ones falling off trees / The first time I took the mask off, just had another one on underneath" - Baby Annihilation

"I spent ten years, ten years in a bit of chemical haze" - The Kintsugi Kid (Ten Years)

"It breaks your heart, but four of the Ramones are dead" - The Kintsugi Kid (Ten Years)

"Sometimes, you wonder if we're ever looking back at a picture of 2019" - What a Time To Be Alive

Misc.

"One awkward silence and two hopes you cry yourself to sleep staying up waiting by the phone" - Yule Shoot Your Eye Out

"You're the one true thing, you're the one" - City In A Garden

"Another trip around the sun, it was a good one" - Dear Future Self (Hands Up)

"I know this one for a fact, my phone, they got it on tap" - Dear Future Self (Hands Up)

"Fyre Fest, Black Parade, Michael Phelps, Y2K" - We Didn't Start The Fire

"Michael Jordan, 23, YouTube killed MTV" - We Didn't Start The Fire

"Michael Jordan, 45, Woodstock '99" - We Didn't Start The Fire

[beeandheroddobsessions]

Just Like A King, I've Lost Everything

Part 1: Everybody Plays The Fool

Pairing: Elvis x Gn!Reader

Summary: Elvis can’t function without the reader but their mind seems to be made up.

Warnings: Mean!Reader, like, purposely hurts Elvis’s feelings to prove a point. Elvis crying. Mentions of infidelity. Groveling(?).

A/N: I don’t know how to feel about this (but I couldn’t ignore the itch to write it.) Mmm as always, the songs aren’t crucial to the story, but they are a nice background sound.

Happy reading! -Yonka💕

He knows he messed up. He can't even claim that he was drunk. That girl who meant nothing cost him everything. Elvis knew you wouldn't be coming back when you walked out that door. In fact, You had packed up and moved out before he got back. You may have been hurt, but you weren't about to play the fool twice. 

The man had tried everything, gifts, phone calls, letters. Hell, he even sat on your porch, thinking there was no way you could ignore him then. However, your dedication proved him wrong.

The gifts were thrown out, calls ignored, letters marked 'return to sender', and when You spotted him at your front doorstep looking like a hurt dog, you turned the car around and returned the way you came.

Elvis was helpless without you; he cried day and night. Every song he attempted to write turned into a sad ballad, a plea for you to come home. In a last attempt to see you, he all but begged Jerry to drive him over to your house, knowing you would never turn his friend away. 

Though he framed the request in a way that gave Jerry a choice, he knew better than to deny the man who signed his checks. 

When you see Jerry's car pull in, you can't help the excitement that bubbles in your body. You hadn't heard from him, or anyone for that matter, since the party and missed having company. With a rather large smile, you swing the door open and offer a side hug. 

"What brings you here, Jerbear?" He only responds with a tight-lip smile and shuffles his way inside. You think to yourself, Odd. Jerry finds his way to the loveseat in the corner of the room; you quickly notice the uneasy look his face holds. 

"Jerry? Is everything alright? You look a little green 'round the gills."

With a slight frown, jerry shifts his body toward you. "I'm sorry about this. I didn't know he would take it this far." You raise an eyebrow, "Jer, it ain't your fault that he's a low-down-" 

Jerry shakes his head so fast you think it might roll off his shoulders. "That's not what I mean, y/n. He-" The door flying open cut him off. You snap your head, and, sure as shit, there stands the man you've been ducking and dodging like the plague. Realization hits you hard; you've been corned. 

"Just what the hell are you doin' here, Elvis?" You grit out. Jerry coughs, and you set your sights on him. 

"You brought him here? Knowing how I felt? Jerry, what the hell?!" Your voice is steadily rising. Elvis quickly interrupts the beginning of what will surely become a tirade.

"Baby-" If looks could kill, Elvis would be a pile of bones and mush.

"Don't you dare. It's y/n to you." 

He gulps, "Y/n. I'm sorry; I need you in my life."

Your mouth hangs opens at his audacity, and the string snaps. "Did you need me when you had that girl perched on your lap? Lockin' lips like a pair of fumblin' teenagers? For fucks sake, Elvis. Ya made a goddamn fool of me!"

The volume of your voice has Jerry's eyes wide. He sinks into the seat as if he's the one being ripped a new one, and he isn't even the one caught in the crosshairs.

Elvis hates the way his eyes sting, tears threatening to spill. You had never spoken to him this way before, never looked at him like your biggest regret. It hurt. 

"Y/n, please. I can't sleep at night without you. I hardly eat. I ain't singing the same. Graceland is jus' a house without ya in it; I sit alone by the piano, hopin' you'll walk through the door. I'm beggin' ya, y/n. Come back."

Your head shakes in disbelief. Slack-jawed is what you are. I, I, I. That's all you heard. Elvis was making this about him, and it made you furious. Your eyes bore into his, searching for a hint of a lie. Though you realize he's telling the truth, you also know he doesn't get it. You had to play the fool, so he'll play the lonely king. 

"Tough shit. Get out."

Elvis feels his world crumble. You meant everything, and to hear you kick him to the curb without question is too much to bear. He falls to his knees and lets out a heartbroken sob, looking just like you did a few weeks ago, pathetically helpless.

Jerry rises to his feet, eyebrows practically touching his hairline. He's unsure of what to do, having never seen his boss so distraught. He desperately searches for the right words but fails to find them. When he tries to step forward, your hand meets his chest. He glances over and finds your eyes trained on the broken man before you, shaking your head no.

As the sobs continue to rack violently through Elvis's body, you drop your hand from Jerry and crouch down. You take the man's tear-stained face in your hands, cupping it like a mother would her son's. Elvis almost thinks he's fallen into a dream, unable to believe the hands caressing his face belong to the same person to berated him only moments ago.

"Look at me," you coo, voice soft and gentle. Slowly, his eyes trail up to your own.

"S-Satnin," he hiccups. You shush him and run a hand through his hair, giving him a warm smile.

"Crushes your soul, don't it? Knowin' the person you love don't love you the same?" You whisper.

Elvis's eyes widen as it dawns upon him. He hadn't realized just how bad he had hurt you. You went through this pain alone. 

You loved him unconditionally and saw no faults, and yet you were repaid with heartbreak and humiliation. The epiphany is too much for him to bear. He felt awful. The sobs get louder as elvis wraps his arms around you and does his best to sputter out an apology.

"I'm so, so goddamn sorry, baby. I never meant to put you through this. I-If I could go back and change things, I would. In a h-heartbeat. I won't ever hurt ya again. Jus' come back home, and I'll make it all right." 

Deciding that Elvis finally understood, you rise without a word and head for the bedroom. He grips your arm and holds you in place, afraid of being shut out again.

"Well, now wait, baby, if ya don’t like the idea of comin' back right away I'm willin' to compromise, Just please say you-“

You hold up a finger hushing his hysterics and pivot on your feet, stalking toward the bedroom. The puffy-eyed musician doesn’t stray too far behind. He sits quietly as you shuffle your way to the closet.

When Elvis sees you pull your suitcase down from the top, he rushes your form, pulling you into a bone-crushing hug that makes it hard to breathe. The luggage is dropped and forgotten.

"I'll never hurt ya again. I promise," He whispers into your hair.

"I believe you, Elvis.“

The loving embrace is broken as you remember about the man in the middle “I've got to go break Jer out of his shock."

He giggles, one of those soft sweet laughs you love so much, and nods.

Elvis doesn't know much, but he knows he'll always come running back to you.

[sinukiyo]

Reading A Thousand and One Lifetimes Be Like

*after the "big reveal" of Eren and Historia's "relationship"*

Maya: so... you and Eren huh 😏

Eva: no like fr. How did you manage to bag Mr Eren "glorified wattpad bad boy" Yeager. He doesn't even look at anyone.

Me: he does but not at yo home girl.

Historia: guuuuuuy staaaaaaawp. It's not like that. He's jUsT a fRiEnD (yes. I made an Adrien Agreste from MLB reference)

Rina: girl why you lying. We saw how cozy y'all we're.

Eva: and the way he looked at you. Guuuuuuuurl. Y'all are so cute together. Spill the tea on how this happened.

Me: oh she basically asked him to be her fake girlfriend to fool her homophobic pops n exchange for info and helping him save his ACTUAL girl from getting kidnapped and the fucker settled for this arrangement to quote unquote "keep her at a distance" while also doing the exact opposite.

*Historia gets a text message from Eren asking her to meet him at my sugar zaddy- I mean Erwin's tent.*

Historia: I gotta go guys.

*Ymir shows up*

Me: oh.... shiet 😬

---

*in the tent*

Historia: you didn't come back last night. I was worried.

Ymir: why? So I thought you'd hope that I'd disappear and not ruin your perfect little act.

Me: .... well at least she knows it's fake

Historia: that's not fair.

Me: girl you are THE last person to be talking about fair here regardless of how justified you are.

Ymir: girl shut up. I know yo ass ain't talking about fair when you get to pretend while I wonder what the hell I am to you.

Historia: you don't understand-

Ymir: oh I understand that yo ass is scared to be yourself and is hiding behind that jerk and that mask you always wear. And I know that you want me just as much as I want you. And imma show it to ya.

*insert hot and steamy Yumihisu make out scene here*

-----

*Eren bout to leave*

Armin: going somewhere?

Eren: yeah. Just taking a walk to get some fresh air. Why

Armin: oh no reason... you've been sneaking out quite a lot recently.

Me: he's on to you Eren 👀

Armin: you didn't tell me about Historia

Eren: what about herbn

Armin: dude come on. I'm your best friend and I didn't know about y'all until last night.

Eren: man it's not what it looks like, aighy. it's all fake. She asked me to be her fake boyfriend

Armin: why does she need a fake girlfriend.

Eren: can't tell you that. Not my business to tell and I don't want to drag you into it, kay.

Armin: .... if you say so... enjoy your walk, or whatever

-----

*at my sugar zaddy- I mean Erwin's tent*

Eren: you're late

Historia: fuck off 😑. Why am I here

Eren: ayo baby. You good? 🤨

Me: no need to take your sexual frustration after being edged by yo girlfriend on to him sis. Damn 🤨

----

*in my sugar zaddy's- I mean Erwin's tent*

Eren: why the hell do you have a desk and chairs in your tent 🤨

Erwin: where else am I supposed to do paperwork

Me: or to bend someone over and punish them 👀😏

----

Hange: alright adrenaline junkies listen up. Your mission is to split into two teams and collect the opposing team's flags without getting shot.

Me: wait wait wait. SHOT?!👁👄👁

*Mikasa looks at Eren and Historia being a "couple"*

Mikasa's thoughts (probably): what's this feeling. I don't feel angry. Frustrated? No that's not right either.

Me: I think the word you're looking for is jealous

Jean: ey. You good?

Mikasa: yeah. I'm fine.

Me: mhm

Hange: alright grab you bandanas and guns.

Me: ... those are paint guns right?

Hange: yes. Wait you think we're crazy enough to give these kids guns 🤨

Me: I mean.....😬

Hange: wow. Just wow 😶

-----

*Timeskip to when Eren ambushes the and shoots Jean in the chest with a paint gun*

Me: that one was personal 👁👁

----

*another timeskip to Mikasa almost drowning in the lake and having a flashback of OG timeline and is brought back to reality and wakes up to Eren*

Mikasa: Eren?

Eren: oh thank God you're okay. I can't lose you. Not again.

Mikasa: wait what?

Eren: what?

Me: boi you just snitched on yo self 👁👁

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That's it for this week's recap. Same time next week

I’ve had such a bad/stressful week but reading this made me smile as usual😭

What will happen next?!

[taylor-swift-bracket]

🎇Please reblog!🎇

Comment what your favorite bridges are!

Notable Bridges (Under the Cut)

Cruel Summer

I'm drunk in the back of the car

And I cried like a baby comin' home from the bar (Oh)

Said, "I'm fine," but it wasn't true

I don't wanna keep secrets just to keep you

And I snuck in through the garden gate

Every night that summer just to seal my fate (Oh)

And I scream, "For whatever it's worth

I love you, ain't that the worst thing you ever heard?"

He looks up, grinnin' like a devil

The Archer

Cause they see right through me

They see right through me

They see right through

Can you see right through me?

They see right through

They see right through me

I see right through me

I see right through me

Lover

Ladies and gentlemen, will you please stand?

With every guitar string scar on my hand

I take this magnetic force of a man to be my lover

My heart's been borrowed and yours has been blue

All's well that ends well to end up with you

Swear to be overdramatic and true to my lover

And you'll save all your dirtiest jokes for me

And at every table, I'll save you a seat, lover

Death By A Thousand Cuts

My heart, my hips, my body, my love

Tryna find a part of me that you didn't touch

Gave up on me like I was a bad drug

Now I'm searching for signs in a haunted club

Our songs, our films, united we stand

Our country, guess it was a lawless land

Quiet my fears with the touch of your hand

Paper cut stings from our paper-thin plans

My time, my wine, my spirit, my trust

Tryna find a part of me you didn't take up

Gave you too much, but it wasn't enough

But I'll be alright, it's just a thousand cuts

You Need To Calm Down

And we see you over there on the internet

Comparing all the girls who are killing it

But we figured you out

We all know now we all got crowns

You need to calm down

folklore

illicit affairs

And you wanna scream

Don't call me "kid," don't call me "baby"

Look at this godforsaken mess that you made me

You showed me colors you know I can't see with anyone else

Don't call me "kid," don't call me "baby"

Look at this idiotic fool that you made me

You taught me a secret language I can't speak with anyone else

august

Back when we were still changin' for the better

Wanting was enough

For me, it was enough

To live for the hope of it all

Cancel plans just in case you'd call

And say, "Meet me behind the mall"

So much for summer love and saying "us"

'Cause you weren't mine to lose

You weren't mine to lose, no

my tears ricochet

And I can go anywhere I want

Anywhere I want, just not home

And you can aim for my heart, go for blood

But you would still miss me in your bones

And I still talk to you (When I'm screaming at the sky)

And when you can't sleep at night (You hear my stolen lullabies)

the last great american dynasty

They say she was seen on occasion

Pacing the rocks, staring out at the midnight sea

And in a feud with her neighbor

She stole his dog and dyed it key lime green

Fifty years is a long time

Holiday House sat quietly on that beach

Free of women with madness, their men and bad habits

And then it was bought by me

[destinyc1020]

To the fans that used to berate Vanessa, diminish V to uplift Kaia, say Kaia was the "one" (when neither mentioned marriage) and was a better fit that his ex of almost a decade.. Kaustin didnt even last HALF the amount that Vanessa/Austin did. I hope their alright. V aint no saint but the things they used to say about that woman and they believe Kaia is like Mother Theresa. V is happily with her husband and baby now and Austin is booked and I hope he find a AGE APPROPRIATE woman one day. I hope Kaia focuses on herself and her acting for once but i honestly dnt think she has anyone in her life to tell her this, definitely nt her parents. Ayo seems like a real one so maybe her lol.

Girl thank you! 👏🏾

I've been saying this in here now for over a year!

The way people were so rude and made those of us who DIDN'T ship Austin and Kaia together look bad.... chiiiiilllle. Don't even get me started.

The way Kaustin shippers and Kaia stans used to slam Vanessa to death, even body shame her, when Austin himself has always had nothing but POSITIVE things to say about V, and has never, ever, spoken a bad word about her.

Vanessa ain't perfect, but at least Austin LOOKED happy with her. Which is more than what I can say with him and Kaia. 🤣 Most of the time, that man looked miserable with her. 👀 He definitely didn't seem to love her like he did Vanessa. #REALTALK. I've been saying this for YEARS.

Anyway, I hope those Kaustin shippers learned a lesson: Never put TOO much stock into a relationship, because if the couple breaks up, as MOST Hollywood romances do (!), then you're left looking like a fool.

It's fine to LOVE a couple together, think a couple is cute, love their love, etc. But when it starts getting into harassing territory where you're harassing or bashing people who don't feel the same way you do about a couple, that's when it gets into a weird zone. 🥴

[trashbag-baby666]

Heart Of Glass-Rooster Bradshaw.

Chapter Fifteen.

WC: 1,660

C/W: Creepy men, talk of pregnancy, alcohol consumption.

HOG Masterlist!

Mazy was bar tending at the Hard Deck part time, the rest of her dagger squad had come to visit her.

"Hey guys," Mazy smiled as she saw the group walk in. Penny needed some extra weekend help and Mazy was more than happy to help her with it. Weddings and babies were expensive and they needed the money.

"Hey darlin'," Rooster walked behind the bar and gave her a side hug and kissed her cheek.

"How're you guys doing since the mission?" Mazy grabbed some empty glasses and filling them with beer on tap.

"Doin' just fine Storm. I got the wedding invitation." Hangman took the beer and smiled.

"You guys better not act like fucking fools at the wedding," Mazy giggled handing them all beers.

"No promises," Phoenix laughed.

"Coyote look at me," Mazy leaned on the bar looking at the tall man.

"Yeah?" He flexed looking at her.

"No stupid jokes at the wedding." Mazy laughed. Coyote smiled shaking his head, "Now guys get out of my hair it's busy in here."

"Oh come on Mazy," Bradley frowned slugging an arm around Mazy.

"Bradley go have fun, I'm working." Mazy pushed him off of her, Bradley easily had so much height on her. She was short just like her father and Bradley was tall just like Goose.

"Fine, if anyone gives you trouble tell me." Bradley kissed her cheek once more and they went off to the pool table.

Mazy shook her head taking peoples drink orders and mixing up different drinks. Keeping everyone busy, once it would slow down she would go visit with her friends.

     "So you knocked up Mavericks daughter, how is that going?" Hangman laughed grabbing a pool cue.

"It's going fine, me and Mav settled our mellow drama." Bradley grabbed another pool cue as Hangman took a shot at the balls.

"Well, ain't that good. I'm sure you two will have a beautiful baby." Hangman smirked.

"Just as long as our babies healthy I don't care if they have tails, ears, or five eyes." Bradley chuckled.

"She'll be perfect Bradshaw-Mitchell offspring." Phoenix took the pool cue from Hangman taking her shot.

"She? Isn't it too early to know? If I didn't know any better I wouldn't of even known Storm was pregnant." Coyote sat back watching.

"I just have a hunch they're having a girl." Phoenix shrugged and gave the stick back to Hangman.

"You guys will be the best uncles and aunties." Bradley took a shot at the balls.

"Uncle Jake," Hangman laughed to himself. He'd been talking more with Bradley and Mazy both. He knew he sometimes came off as a dick and that wasn't his goal.

"Don't push it," Phoenix nudged the blonde boy.

      "Now won't you be a doll there and get me another beer." A guy leaned on the bar handing Mazy his empty glass.

"It'll be $3.25." Mazy sighed taking the man's card and putting it in the chip reader.

"Now you gotta pretty little body there." He swooned. Mazy had known this scheme all too well. It happened pretty much every time Mazy would come and bartend for Penny. Some gross guy would come and hit on her. She'd try to ignore it but if it got too much she'd ring the bell.

The bars patrons would wrack up a big bill and send the guy over board.

Ignoring the man she handed the man back his card and filled his glass.

"Thank you, what's your name darling?" He smirked shifting his gaze from her boobs to her eyes.

"Mazy," she sighed. She hated when anyone else but Bradley called her that. Mazy walked away from the guy and tending to other customers.

     Bradley kept a tight eye on Mazy every time she worked the bar. He hated when men treated her like some object to pounce on and try to snag.

Bradley had gotten in his fair share of fights with men hitting on her. God forbid they grab her arm or her waist.

~2011~

     Mazy's first time at Top Gun is the first time she really had talked to Penny since she was still living with Mav.

She had went down to the Hard Deck with Phoenix. It had been hard for Mazy as Bradley was deployed and she was being pushed to her limits daily to be the best of the best.

Iceman had a close eye on her and it was difficult. She had been out of the academy for around a year. She had already proven herself to being just as good as pilots who'd been flying for decades longer than she had.

It was weird for Mazy to be under constant Uncle Ice's watch and not in a good way.

Mazy had been sent as she was flying recklessly, like her father did.

Ice could see right through her and see that it was her daddy issues talking.

He had sat her down in his office and had a chat with her. If you want to keep your career, if you want to graduate at the top of your class. You need to commit to flying like how you fly not like your fathers. I know you two have your issues but this is for your safety.

So Mazy found herself at the bar chugging down a beer.

"Mazy Mitchell," Penny came out from the back.

"Penny," Mazy cleared her throat and sat up straight smoothing out her khaki uniform.

"You've gotten so much older,"  she chuckled, "I think last time I saw you, you were 15." Penny came around the bar and hugged her.

Mav had been on a mission that brought him to the San Diego area and Mazy had staid with Penny for a few days.

"Yeah," Mazy breathed out hugging the older women taking in her familiar scent. A scent that brought her back to a younger, innocent, and less resentful time of her life.

"Get called to Top Gun?" Penny pulled away looking at her taking in the familiar Mitchell look. Green eyes, dark brown hair, Mazy's sun freckles coming in from the San Diego sun.

"Yeah, that's my friend. Well Best friend Phoenix." Mazy pointed at Nat where she stood talking to some other aviators.

"Flying solo? Back seater?" Penny raised her eyebrows.

"Solo right now, Phoenix is my wingman." Mazy smiled sitting at the bar Penny taking a seat next to her.

"Good to see you following the Mitchell footsteps. Do you still talk to Bradley? That's his name right?"

"Yeah Bradley. We're uh...we're uh, dating. Yeah we've been together for three years? Four? Something like that. He's uh on deployment right now." Mazy rubbed her forehead trying to get her thoughts straight.

"Good for you, if he's anything like his father was he's a good man." Penny rested her hand on Mazy's forearm.

"He's amazing, I really don't know what I'd do without him." Mazy smiled thinking about the special boy in her life.

~2022~

     "Come back here green eyed beauty," the intoxicated man called, "Mazy get me another drink." He slammed his glass on the bar.

"Hold on a moment sir," she huffed getting frustrated with the man as she filled another persons drink from one of the beers on tap.

"Don't keep me waiting," he laughed as Mazy handed the other person their beer.

"Same thing?" Mazy sighed grabbing the glass.

"Yep,"

Mazy filled the glass and brought it over to him and the man grabbed her hand.

"Hey let go." The man had a tight grip on her,

"Come on let's get out of here Mazy. Someone as pretty like you shouldn't be slumming it around here." The man winked pulling her close. Bradley watched the whole ordeal go down. He usually left Mazy to deal herself because he knew she got frustrated when he intervened.

Bradley rushed behind the bar and with no words or warning Bradley rang the bell behind the bar.

"Sorry fella," Bradley smirked.

Mazy pointed at the sign, "Disrespect the lady, the navy, or put your phone on the bar you buy a round and get kicked out."

The man rolled his eyes as everyone cheered as people began to wrack up his tab. Bradley and Hangman picked the man up, "Overboard! Overboard!"

Bradley and Hangman chanted, same as everyone in the bar.

"Don't disrespect my wife ever again," Bradley yelled as him and Hangman tossed the man into the sand and slammed the door to The Hard Deck.

"Thank you Bradley," Mazy rubbed her eyes and got herself a cup of sprite.

"Anything darling, no one can treat you that way." Bradley came around the bar and kissed the top of her head.

Penny took over bartending as Mazy sat on a barstool by the pool table as the dagger squad took turns playing pool.

"I heard you have a feeling I'm gonna have a girl." Mazy rested her hand on her still flat stomach.

"It's just a feeling, but I hope I'm right." Phoenix nodded taking a seat on the stool next to Mazy.

"I actually have had a couple of names picked out." Mazy shrugged.

“Tell me!” Phoenix smiled sitting forward.

“I haven’t talked to Bradley about it yet.” Mazy giggled, “But.” Mazy leaned forward and so did Phoenix.

“If the baby is a boy I want to name them Nick. After his father.”

“I like that,” Phoenix nodded.

“What’re you girls whispering about?” Hangman walked over leaning on the table.

“None of your business, Bagman.” Phoenix laughed shoving him lightly.

“Baby names.” Mazy smirked.

“We haven’t even talked about that,” Bradley spoke from where he was bent over the pool tabling shooting the ball.

“Well Phoenix is my bestie so of course I’m gonna talk about it with her. But I’ll tell you we can have the final say.” Mazy giggled.

“I like the name Jake,” Hangman laughed.

“Yeah humble yourself over there Hangman.” Mazy nudged him.

[3xm-draconic]

Bloodline of the Last Dragon.

Season 1/Episode 7: The Return.

Cicero sat in a field of nightshade with Mattilda, just the two of them in a meadow of the violet blossoms, he knew he needed to tell her…but he didn’t want to.

He wanted to keep her, she was his special friend…his companion…

He didn’t want to lose her or see her get hurt.  

But…

“Hey Cicero?…” she turned to him, he nearly jumped at her voice. It had been so dreadfully quiet, “oh yes dearest Mattilda?” He turned to her looking into her silvery eyes…sweet Sithis he had grown to adore the shimmering color of her eyes, bright like a well burnished blade.

“I…have something to confess to you”, “oh?...well…Cicero dose too” he sighed, better to get it over with…

She turned to him with a slight awkward and shy grin on her face, “Cicero…” she softly said, her voice was as lovely to him as cool rain on a hot summer night “your special to me…” she hummed sweetly “and I wanted to ask you if…perhaps…you’d like…to be my boyfriend?”

The words came before Cicero had time to process them…

“YES” he shouted.

Only then did he realize he’d dug himself into a deeper hole…

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(Falkreath Sanctuary)

.

Cicero sat in his room dreading bringing Mattilda into the brotherhood, she wouldn’t like it here, she would hate it and she would grow to hate him…

But…wait…

He remembered something…a loophole…

She was part of the Thieves Guild, he remembered Astrid and the Guild have an alliance worked out…that means if she found out about him…he wouldn’t technically have to force her to join the brotherhood.

But it still ment he had to tell the others about her…

…

The rest of the brotherhood had settled down to dinner together when Cicero appeared before them, “well looked what the cat dragged in” Astrid mumbled.

“Finally having dinner with the rest of us?” Nazir eyed him “I’am shocked”, “oh be nice” Festus grumbled “here have a plate” he tried to offer the keeper a plate of roasted venison with apple jam but Cicero politely declined it.

“Cicero has something to tell you all” he took a shaky breath “Cicero…has…been seeing someone”

Astrid immediately leapt from the table and stuck a knife to his throat “I KNEW YOU WERE A TRAITOR!” she hissed, “Astrid wait!” Babbett cried “let him finish, it’s not what you think”, “Babbs?...you knew?” she stared in disbelief at the unchild, “he told me to keep it a secret” she shrugged.

Astrid let him up “Alright Fool…what is your secret?” she hissed venomously at him…

Cicero was quiet at first “...Cicero…has been seeing this girl…she likes Cicero and Cicero likes her…”, “well that's complete bullshit” Arnbjorn grumbled. “ARN!” Babbett snapped, “there ain't no way in the void there is ANYONE who would romantically wanna be involved with him” Arnbjorn shrugged, Veezara nodded “your story is a little hard to believe”.

Cicero balled his fists in anger “CICERO WILL PROVE TO YOU HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND! HE’LL BRING HER OVER TO THE TAVERN TO MEET YOU TOMORROW!” he snapped.

Arnbjorn laughed “the day you have a girlfriend is the day Night Mother chooses a listener!”

Cicero began to laugh hysterically “GOOD!” he howled

.

(The next day)

.

Mattilda was overjoyed to be meeting some of Cicero’s folks! 

She had used some of her saved up gold to go all out on beauty supplies so she could look her best, gotta make a good first impression after all.

“It looks like a soup” Mattilda said as she fished a flower out of the bubbly bath, it had a little milk and tea in it too, “a soup that will do wonders dear, afterall we don’t want you smelling like a barn” Kit’Tay chuckled as she unceremoniously tossed her into the bath.

She then poured soap onto her hair and viciously started to scrub it into Mattilda’s scalp “OW!” she yelped and pulled away from her, “oh quit being a big baby, pain is beauty”, “if pain is beauty then I’d rather stay ugly” she groaned. 

Kit’Tay then took clay, charcoal, salt, a little honey and butter. 

She mixed it in a bowl and into a paste, she then took a hard scrubbing brush and proceeded to scrub the paste into Mattilda’s skin like she was trying to scrub grease off a pan.

After what felt like hours of this torture the bath had finnaly finished.

Mau’Mau then applied makeup to her face, using delicate hands she enhanced Mattilda’s face by lining her eyes in black and shadowing them with deep browns and golds to accentuate the silvery–blue of her eyes, her lips were then painted a soft red and her cheeks blushed.

Lastly was the dress.

Mau had it specially shipped from Radiant Raiment in Solitude, a slim black dress that hugged the curves and accentuated the bust. When Mattilda slipped it on she felt…fierce.

She had always hidden her appearance…now…she was showing it off. 

“So just who is this mystery man?” Mau’Mau asked her, “Cicero, his name is Cicero”, Mau paused a dreadful look on her face “short imperial man, red hair?...jester?” she gawked, “yeah…how do you?” Mattilda pondered.

“Sugarbean…be careful…he…is part of the dark brotherhood”.

A cold sweat ran down her spine.

“Cicero? An assassin?” she scoffed “you're joking”, Mau shook her head “Astrid told us of a new arrival, he fits the bill to a T” she purred sadly.

Mattilda started to laugh.

“well…I guess I wasn’t the only one keeping secrets”.

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(At the Dead Man’s Drink)

.

Arnbjorn, Nazir and Vizarra were sent to see about Cicero’s “girlfriend”...

“50 septimes he just pulled our legs” Veezara yawned and sipped his mead, “100 septims says he hired some poor woman to pretend to be his girlfriend” Arnbjorn snickered. 

Cicero stood outside the tavern while the others waited inside, the moment he saw Mattilda his heart skipped a beat, she looked so…beautiful…especially dressed in black.

Nazir looked over and nearly spat out his mead “GUYS” he said as he tapped Arnbjron’s shoulder, Veezara and Arnbjorn looked over and their jaws dropped…

Cicero walked in with a cute little thing in a black dress, she was short and built a little like an acrobat but with very powerful and long legs, she was…an elf?...of some sort, a brunette with pale skin and big blue eyes.

She was laughing with him and not in a forced way…she…genuinely…seemed to be enjoying his company, “well I’’l be…” Nazir gasped, “there is no way he landed that, just look at her” Veezara murmured, “welp we're about to find out” Arnbjorn grinned.

“Matti these are Cicero’s half brothers and his family friend: Nazir, Arnbjorn and Veezara” he introduced her, “hi she excitedly beamed, I’am Mattilda Vid-” before she could finish introducing herself Arnbjorn stopped her.

“So Mattilda, what’s your line of work?”, “oh…well…I’am currently more of an adventurer right now but I use to be an alchemist in Helgen” she answered rather awkwardly, Arnbjorn nodded “uh huh…tell me”  he got close to her enough to whisper “and you can be honest, how much is Cicero paying you to be his pretend girlfriend?”

Mattilda gawked “what?!” she gasped, “oh come on” Arnbjorn muttered loud enough for Cicero to hear “did you really think we’d fall for this little joke of yours?” he turned to Cicero, “honestly where'd you find a pretty thing like this? Certainly not in whore houses here-” as soon as those words left his lips he was sent backwards by a powerfuck kick to the face, one strong enough to make him skid across the floor for a few feet.

Veezara and Nazir spat out their mead and gawked in utter shock at what had happened, Cicero grabbed Mattilda and desperately tried to pull her away.

Arnbjorn got up and glared at her…

“How dare you” she hissed “I am no cheap whore and how dare you for insulting Cicero” she growled, “you just signed your death warrant girly” Arnbjorn snarled, Mattilda smirked, showing off her bosmeri fangs “just ask Maven Blackbrier about the name Viddarson, then we’ll see who’s death warrant is signed” she leaned in “and tell Astrid I said hi”.

Chills ran down Arnbjorn’s spine…

Who was this chick?

Mattilda took Cicero’s hand and led him out of the tavern.

“What did you mean by that?” he looked at her, she smiled at him “you don’t need to worry about your family coming after me is all” she chirped, “what how?” he scrambled for words, “I know” is all she replied be for looking into his deep hazel-amber eyes and asking him one simple question.

“Mau and Kit are away “visiting friends” in Riften…would you like to share a bottle of wine with me beside the hearth at my house?”, Cicero pondered, if he was going to spend one last night with Matti before all Oblivion broke loose it would be tonight.

“Cicero would love too” he chirped.

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(Falkreath Sanctuary)

.

“Viddarson” Astrid said the name with a twinge of fear in her breath, “I know but what does it mean?” Arnbjorn asked her, “it means, darling husband of mine…THAT YOU FUCKED UP” she screeched.

“Viddarson is Maven’s personal guy, her PERSONAL guy. If she wants something made to look like a message or an accident she sends us or any other guild member…if she wants somebody GONE OFF THE MAP or their name sullied into poverty she sends Viddarson” Astrid hissed “you just insulted the daughter, no excuse me, the niece of Skyrim’s FUCKING BOOGYMAN”.

Astrid grabbed Arnbjorn’s face and bright it to hers “you are going to apologize to her or so help me Sithis…”, “Astrid I thought we were Skyrim’s boogymen?” he pondered, Astrid sucked in a deep breath “listen to me, Viddarson makes us look like a bunch of weirdos in black pajamas…he is not to be FUCKED with…and nither is his family”.

“now…GO APOLOGIZE!” she snapped.

.

(next morning)

.

Cicero awoke next to Mattilda in her bed…with nothing on except his jester hat.

He lovingly gazed at her sleeping form beside him, her little soft snoring and the way her body was curled up next to him reminded him of a bunny rabbit, he cuddled her not wanting this moment to end…not wanting what was to happen…happen…

He wanted her to live.

A knock at the door awoke her from her slumber and Cicero cursed whoever it was, Mattilda looked at the naked jester in her bed…and at her own nude form. She giggled, “I…hope I wasn’t too…well…” she embarrassedly looked at Cicero “it was my first time”, Cicero chuckled and kissed her “it was Cicero’s too, he loved it”.

The knock came more vigorously this time.

“JUST A MOMENT” Mattilda called, “you better get out of here in case it’s Mau or Kit”, “but what if it’s Arnbjorn?” he worried, “like I said you don’t need to worry about that, now come on your clothes are around here somewhere” she chuckled.

Cicero left through the back door when he bumped into Arnbjorn, “look before you go crazy I’am not here to hurt her…I’am here to apologize to her”, “oh…well good serves you right for what you did”.

Mattilda got on her robes and opened the door, there before her was…

“DAD!” she shouted happily as she hugged him tightly.

.

.

[disneyanddisneyships]

@gyubby99 oki I know I've made so many of these, but Jessica rabbit is amazing.

Alastor x OC fic

Alastor sat behind some demons in his club, supposedly blending in with the crowd somehow.

Aponi was going to sing tonight, and Alastor had told her to go all out. A little experiment he was playing through.

Everyone knew she belonged to Alastor, but the radio demon himself wanted to see how many demons would still try to touch her.

So, alastor sat in the back, a red hood over his clothes and face.

He listened into the conversation just a few feet away at the bar husker was working at, with special request from the radio demon not to tell anyone about Aponi.

"I heard there's a new singer here. My guy told me she was incredibly fucking sexy," a cockroach demon stated.

"Oh I love those ones. Usually they're asking for it," the other demon replied with a sharp toothed smile.

"I wouldn't say that if I were you guys," Husker muttered with a smirk as he took a swig of beer from behind the counter.

"Shut up asshat. We can talk about whatever the fuck we want," the first demon scowled.

"Your funeral then," Husker replied as he sat down to watch his friend's performance.

You had a plenty money 1922 You let other women make a fool of you

Aponi sang as she stepped out from behind the curtain, only showing her leg at first before walking out.

Her dress was sheer, and a dark orange. If the lighting was right, you could see right through it.

Why don't you do right Like some other men do? Get out of here and get me some money too?

The cockroach demon chuckled darkly as he looked Aponi up and down and walked up closer to the stage to sit at a table.

Alastor watched with an evil grin.

You're sitting down wondering what it's all about You ain't got no money they will put you out

Aponi sang as she walked toward the demon, rubbing her legs together as she walked to appear more sexy.

The cockroach demon attempted to look up her dress before Aponi kicked his head away.

Why don't you do right Like some other men do? Get out of here and get me some money too?

As she sang she walked off the stage to walk around the club.

"You're tellin me she's datin the radio demon?" One of the demons asked the servers in a whisper.

"Yeah. He's a real lucky guy," the server answered.

If you had prepared twenty years ago You wouldn't be a-wanderin' now from door to door

As she sang she leaned on one of the tables, letting a few of the demons get a full view of her chest.

Why don't you do right Like some other men do? Get out of here and get me some money too?

The demon gulped as she walked away.

As alastor watched he couldn't help the small amount of jealousy coursing through his grey skin.

The cockroach demon made himself known again when he whistled out.

I fell for you jiving and I took you in Now all you've got to offer me is a drink of gin

Aponi walked over to the demon as she sang and started touching his shoulders.

Why don't you do right Like some other men do? Get out of here and get me some money too?

She hit the demon on the head before she continued walking back to the stage.

"Awe come on. Don't be a prude, sexy!" The demon called out.

Why don't you do right Like some other men do? Like some other men do?

Aponi ignored him as she sang out the last high note and the lights went out.

Alastor stood up briskly when he saw the cockroach demon walk backstage.

Aponi sat in her dressing room.

"Hey baby," the cockroach smirked as he stood in her doorway. "You lookin for a good time? Insect to insect?" He asked.

"I don't do sex. Please get out. That'll be your only warning," Aponi replied as she touched up her makeup.

"Oh c'mon baby girl. You could make a guy very happy," The roach stated as he got closer to her.

"Let me be clear. I only make one man happy in the way you're insinuating, and he is the only one who gets to call me 'baby girl'," Aponi stated as she stood up.

"Yeah well I don't see'em here. Baby girl," the roach taunted.

"Then I reccomend you turn around, my dear man!" A static voice sounded.

The roach turned around, sneer on his face before he realized who he was looking at.

"Oh what fun I'll have!" Alastor exclaimed as his smile grew.

The only sounds from Aponi's dressing room were the screams of the cockroach demon.

A few minutes later Alastor and Aponi walked into the main arena of the club and to the bar where husker stood.

"Ya got some blood there," Husk stated as he cleaned a glass. Alastor looked down to see his suit almost caked in blood.

"Ohoho whoops!" Alastor exclaimed.

"No worries darling, I'll get it clean later tonight when we get back to the hotel," Aponi replied with a smile.

"Wonderful!" Alastor exclaimed again.

[moriartyluver]

🦢 anon is back with the song analysis again

ok but teen fl + teen idle by marina is soo real

“I wanna be a bottle blonde I don't know why but I feel conned”- her feeling like liam is more privileged than her and feeling slightly jealous of him because she saw him as a white b who got everything handed to him

“I wanna be an idle teen I wish I hadn't been so clean”- revenge revenge revenge

“I wanna stay inside all day I want the world to go away”- her being an introvert as a teen and only ever studying and maybe occasionally socialising

“I want blood, guts, and chocolate cake I wanna be a real fake”- her putting on a facade

“Yeah, I wish I'd been, I wish I'd been, a teen, teen idle Wish I'd been a prom queen, fighting for the title Instead of being sixteen and burning up a bible Feeling super, super, super suicidal”- the third line here is kinda like her being 16 and committing crimes ig?? Also fl low-key wants to unalive herself but knowing her she probably won’t try because of all her responsibilities

“The wasted years, the wasted youth The pretty lies, the ugly truth”- I know we didn’t get an exact thing abt fls relationship with Theo the pedo but I’d say it’s implied they probably did the deed. Like how when they were dancing in the Ashfordshire arc, liam said something abt fl having multiple partners in other aspects, also in the past chapter u mentioned that fl would visit Theo at night. I think she’d lie to herself and act as if she was just seducing him but really she was probably getting abused by him

“And the day has come where I have died Only to find, I've come alive”- fl having her grand duchess glow up post timeskip 👏 👏

“I wanna be a virgin pure A twenty-first century whore I want back my virginity So I can feel infinity”- fls issues with intimacy with Liam because of Theo. She probably never enjoyed the devils tango until liam came around because she was so used to using it for her ulterior motives 😕😕 also she always is getting fetishised and flirted with by the other noblemen to the point she felt she had to marry a guy she considered her biggest rival just to shake them off only for them to keep going and not understand how uncomfy she was

“I wanna drink until I ache I wanna make a big mistake I want blood, guts, and angel cake I'm gonna puke it anyway”- in the Noahtic arc, fl got drunk a bit and was probably using it as escapism for her issue of an heir. Also fls implied Ed ^^

“I wish I wasn't such a narcissist I wish I didn't really kiss The mirror when I'm on my own Oh God, I'm gonna die alone” - fl has slight self esteem issues imo so this lyric makes sense especially because she seemed to be a little meaner as a teen and rightfully so bc her brother literally died because of the British ofc she won’t like any of them. In like the second chapter fl made a comment abt dying alone and I thought that fits

“Adolescence didn't make sense A little loss of innocence The ugliness of being a fool Ain't youth meant to be beautiful?”- fl was suffering since she was like 9 and I don’t think anyone reached out to her tbh if she was really killing whole families at 16. She was probably hella merciless and numb poor girl. She also probably lost her innocence because of Theo and other weird noble guys

also she fits seventeen by marina too. If she was an mtp character she’d probably get angst edits to that one bit “I was brought up as a baby well you don’t know fuck about my family could never tell you what happened the day I turned seventeen the rise of the king and the fall of a queen”

fl is just sooo Marina coded idc

ALSO I AM BEGGING YOU TO GET SOME REST GIRLIE. u usually update like every day. We don’t need u losing sleep over false lovers I promise. Get ur beauty sleep 🙏

Stop this is literally a whole essay 😭 u are right abt most of it tho

Theo is literally such an asshole I’m glad fl killed him and tortured him

Bro was 20 and courting a 16 year old but wasn’t even following proper etiquette rules

Fl finds it so difficult to be affectionate with Liam all because of that stupid mf.

Grand duchess fl 🛐

Fls parents tried to reach out to help her with her grief when she was a kid but they were both suffering themselves and they were trying to find out who was responsible for fls brothers death while also suffering responsibilities as the grand duke and duchess. They tried but fl shut everyone out because she only wanted revenge

Fl also has really terrible self esteem issues but she doesn’t let it show at all. From her perspective William was just an asshole and she felt like it was unfair everyone treated him better than her. Paris and rory esque relationship tbh

Tbh fl would get edited with like every Marina song she’s just that Marina coded

Also I’m currently on holiday so I’m trying my best to get some rest after my exams. I’ll try to be constant with updates but tbh I don’t think I’ll update until I’m back home because my internet keeps getting fucked up lol

[crowtrobotx]

**Share 5 songs related to your current WIPs (art or writing related)

**If you don’t have a WIP, you can share what you like about your top 5!

Tagged by @vodkafolie thank uuuu! 💜 (also christ this took me so long sorry I'm a human disaster)

1. Atom Bomb Baby - Five Stars

This is Lottie's theme song. If you've heard it (probably from playing Fallout 4 lol) you know why. It's got this great old-timey uplifting tune and is about a pint-sized furious girl that the singer implies is just awesome purely because she's such a little spitfire. We stan.

2. Run Away to Mars - TALK

I am very not normal about this song lol. Something something when a home doesn't feel like a home but there's still someone rooting you to it but you can't stay.

Your color's fading 'Cause I kept you waiting It's a wild wild world And you're a wild wild girl Screaming into my pillow, crying, throwing up etc.

3. The Yawning Grave - Lord Huron

I mean. Show me another song that fucks harder than this, yeah? The vibes? Impeccable. Perfect for creepy cursed village setting.

I tried to warn you when you were a child I told you not to get lost in the wild I sent omens and all kinds of signs I taught you melodies, poems, and rhymes

Oh, you fool, there are rules, I am coming for you (You can run but you can't escape) Darkness brings evil things, oh, the reckoning begins (You will open the yawning grave)

4. Let Me Roll It - Paul McCartney & Wings

This is the song drunk Karl puts on and tries to seduce Kris with before faceplanting and falling asleep partially in her lap. That's it. That's the explanation.

5. NFWMB - Hozier

This is the ~serious~ Murder Mom/Murder Dad song. There is literally no one doing it like Hozier with his songs about bisexual men worshiping their wives/girlfriends. If I was born as a blackthorn tree I'd wanna be felled by you Held by you Fuel the pyre of your enemies

Ain't it warming you, the world gone up in flames? Ain't it the life you, you're lighting of the blaze? Ain't it a waste they'd watch the throwing of the shade? Ain't you my baby? Ain't you my babe?

This was fun! I'll tag anyone who wants to do it but be sure to tag me back so I can see! :)

[writermuses]

A VERY DESCRIPTIVE PROFILE OF YOUR MUSE !!

Repost with the information of your muse, including headcanons, etc. if you fail to achieve some of the facts, add some other of your own!

Tagged by: @waveofstars (sorry for the wait!)

Tagging: @erstwhles (finley), @fcrbiddnfruit (justine), @ahmuseme (milana), @uncontrolledhavoc (mercybaby), @tattoocloud (luna)

► NAME: Caitriona Moire Winston-Watson

► NICKNAME: Mo, Cait, Cai (like Kay)

► AGE: 31

► SPECIES: Human

► SEX: Female

► NATIONALITY: Born in the USA to parents from England and Scotland

► INTERESTS: enjoying: music, dancing, film; making: jewelry, pottery, dream catchers; hanging out with: stray animals

► PROFESSION: unemployed in pretty much all her threads

► BODY TYPE: skinny with a booty, not really toned but stronger than she looks

► EYES: Blue

► HAIR: Dark Brown

► SKIN: White, allergic to the sun levels of pale

► FACE: Emily Rudd

► POSTURE: Always has her arms curled in like she's hugging herself

► HEIGHT: 5'5

► VOICE: Soft, a little deeper than expected, definitely an oddball accent

► SIGNATURE OUTFIT: crop top concert shirts, denim/leather jackets, vans, and either very tight jeans or cut off booty shorts

► SIGNIFICANT OTHER: verse dependent

► COMPANIONS: verse dependent but it's safe to say no one. Her brother moved to the east coast (Baltimore) when their parents died and unless the verse has Jude (surprise baby thread) then there's no one 😞

► STRENGTHS: Can get along with just about anyone, very curious/silly/adventurous, and has a big heart

► WEAKNESSES: Actual lost girl, too trusting, no real sense of the reality of the world and will make stupid choices because of that

► FRUITS: Anything she can share with a dog (watermelon, apple, banana)

► DRINKS: Water or whiskey

► ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES: Scottish whiskey (momma ain't raise no fool... and that's why her brother opened a whiskey tavern)

► SMOKES: She has partaken but it's not a regular thing and I won't write it

► DRUGS: Occasional weed, see above

► DRIVER'S LICENSE: Yeah, but her brother refused to give her any of the Winston-Watson cars so she'd definitely not using it.