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oh baby baby!- kid centre drabble prompts

Hi! Okay so i made this lists specifically for me to write about Peraltiago (please leave me suggestion, please I need this) but everyone/ anyone feel like using this list have at it :)

1. “Wait, you want kids?”

2. “Awww look how cute this baby is!”

3. “I’m late”

4. “You used protection right?”

5. “I don’t think I’ll ever want a baby”

6. “Um, why is there a pregnancy test in the trash can?”

7. “I’m pregnant”

8. “Get that pee stick away from me!”

9. “What do two lines mean?”

10. “How much do you want to bet the babies a girl” 

11. “Its a...”

12. “Wow is that the heartbeat?”

13. “Wait is that an arm or a head or a body?” (for an ultrasound)

14. “Look at the baby bump!”

15. “Woah babe, is your stomach moving?”

16. “We are not naming our child that!”

17. “Can I touch the bump?”

18. “I’m as big as a whale!”

19. “Woah babe, you’re huge!”

20. “You know what I’m craving...”

21. “This is going to be a crazy baby shower”

22. “Not if it's my kid, it's not”

23. “My feet hurt”

24. “I can't fit into any of my pants”

25. “I just can't stop sobbing”

26. “Thank god it was just a false call”

27. “I think my water just broke”

28. “I’m never having another kid”

29. “Come on, just push, I believe in you!”

30. “What do you mean you forgot the hospital bag!?”

31. “Woah, I just had a baby...”

32. “Im a mom!” / “I’m a dad!”

33. “It’s your turn to feed the baby”

34. “There name is *insert name*

35. “Holy shit i have a baby”

36. “No-one will ever hurt you kid”

37. “I love you so much right now”

38. “He/She is perfect”

39. “So will you be the Godparents?”

40. “Im so scared im going to fuck this up”

41. “I love baby clothes”

42. “We need to go shopping again?”

43. “Did you hear that?”

44. “Say mama / dada”

45. “Haha i made her/him laugh!”

46 “I cannot believe that was her/his first word”

47. “No don’t say that! Thats a no-no word!”

48. “You’re so stinking adorable”

49. “Your mom/dad is not going to be happy...”

50. “Did she just walk”

51. “It’s dangerous with her/him crawling around every where”

52. “ how are you so fast?”

53. “Just let me call the babysitter one last time..”

54. “Do we look alike?”

55. “Maybe we should go home”

56. “Hey, youre okay”

57. “Mommy/daddy tell me a story”

58. “Its bath time!”

59.”where’s *name’s* Favourite toy?”

60. “Youre going to look so cute when im done with your hair, baby”

61. “If i kiss it will it feel better?”

62. “Stop crying now!”

63. “Hey babe, *name* is having a tantrum? What do i do?”

64. “Wow this is such a good drawing! What is it?”

65. “You got to eat it”

66. “Yeah I’ll play with you”

67. “I am now princess daddy”

68. “You’re just a little mommies/daddies girl/boy, huh!”

69. “Im sorry i cant help”

70. “Watch it again?”

71. “Im a bad mom/dad”

72. “Im so scare of being a dad/mom”.

73. “They (the kid) fell asleep in the bed”

74. “I’ll take care of you, the flu is no big deal”

75. “They (kid) wanted to cuddle”

76. “ Like parent, like baby”

77. “Its your birthday!”

78. “Surprise daddy/mommy!”

79. Holidays: Christmas/ Chanukah/ Halloween/ thanksgiving

80. “Dont freak out but i think (kid name) just broke something”

81. “I fell off my bike”

82. “Im pregnant... again”

83. “I want another kid”

84. “(Kid name) doesnt want to be an older sibling”

85. “It’s not just one (baby)...”

86. “(Kid) said that they hate me”

87. “No I’ll never be my father/mother”

88. “I juSt want one normal day”

89. “They (kid) told me i was there favourite”

90. “No i dont have a favourite child”

91. “So how was the first day!”

92. “Oh okay so a normal day of school then”

93. “Mommy im a big girl/boy now”

94. “I love you mommy/daddy”

95. “Shhhh youre my baby”

96. “That was the best recital ever!”

97. “Youre homework is too hard”

98. “Mom, dad, I have a boyfriend/girlfriend/s.o”

99. “No one can hurt you”

100. “Im a cool mom/dad”

101. “Just shut up!”

102. “I hope youre happy!”

103. “I want to be more like you”

104. “How do I change a diaper!”

105. “Yeah im a pretty good mom/dad”

106. “No more fighting”

107. “Just do the freaking dishes”

108. “I love you all evenly”

109. “Yeah i made that”

110. “But the kids want a dog so badd!”

111. “You’re being a brat”

112. “Im so proud of you”

113. “You’ll alwaya be my baby”

114. “That’s it, Youre grounded for a month”

115. “She/ he hit their little sister/brother”

116. “You got suspended?!”

117. “Im gonna kill him/her”

118. “But the daddy, daughter dance is tonight!”

119. “Her/his forehead is warm, babe”

120. “Its 3 am... what do you want?”

121. “Im not teaching you how it kiss a boy”

122. “Dad/Mom did it!”

123. “I want peanut butter and onions and i want them now”

124. “Did you take *name* out of school?”

125. “There is a baby growing in me right now...”

126 “mmm i dont want to make *name* get a shot

127. “I cant move *name* is sleeping on me”

128. “No sex ever again”

129. “Our poor kid has the weirdest uncles and aunts”

130. “I hate that im the stricked parent”

131. “Why does it looks like you have a whole circus in your hair?”

132. “I have to take *kid* to work with me”

133. “We’re going to the er”

134. “*name* teacher wants a confrince”

135. “Do you think something is wrong with *kid name*”.

136. “God you’re just like your mom/dad”

137. “I miss when you were a baby”

138. “Did you cut your hair on your own?”

139. “She/ he drank my coffee and now she’s/ he’a bouncing off the wall”

140. “Why cant i bond with them?”

141. Your own :)

Please suggust some!

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If anyone is reading this PLEASE send me a # or two! I really just want to write about Peraltiago and maybe their babies 🥺🥺

Drabble Challenge! #1 - 150

Rules: Followers send a number to your ask and you write a drabble using that sentence/prompt in your piece. Try to keep up! Expect a TON of requests!

Take the long way around

Can you shut up for five minutes, please???

He’s been gone for quite a while

I can’t see anything.

I heard a noise.

Scary movies are for chumps.

You’ve gone to the bathroom fifty times today.

The floor is lava.

Where’s my food?

I bet you feel like an artist

Did you ever clean the attic?

Can I be of assistance?

Get out of the way before I murder you.

I think you forgot who wears the pants in this relationship

You’re breaking my heart, babe.

Cry me a river.

Build a bridge.

Get over it.

Another credit card?!

It’s just rain, you aren’t gonna melt!

When’s the last time YOU cleaned the bathroom?

I don’t know why I married you.

Have you ever lied to me?

If I trip over one more of your shoes, I’m throwing them all away.

Aren’t you supposed to be the adult?

I’m stuck! Help me!

I swear, I’m not scared.

What do you think a cupholder is for?

You know when your phone buzzes, it means I’m trying to talk to you, right?

Turn that sh*t off!!!!

When’s that last time we went on a date?

I thought you didn’t like cats?

The door’s locked.

Remember when you were a kid and you ______ (insert memory)

I’ll just tell your mom on you.

I thought you were nice.

I had a dream about you.

I work pretty hard around here, but you get all the credit

What color do you like better?

Am I your husband or your taxi service?

Take notes, sweetheart.

This is where you impress me, right?

Pick up lines only work when I’m drunk.

I can’t believe you didn’t remember

If that makes me a child, so be it.

I could beat you up, you know that right?

Would it kill you to help people?

I bet you can’t go 24 hours without cussing.

But, I said I love you.

Is it just me or is cold as hell in here?

I’m not weird, you’re just basic.

Just sleep with one eye open, that’s all I’m saying

Take off your shirt.

Why’s there a pregnancy test in the trash?

Way to go, kid.

I found the candles, we’ll be alright.

We could get struck by lightning, but you want to kiss in the rain.

You’re never this quiet, what’s wrong?

…or we could make out….

I said “I HAVE AN IDEA!”

Down the hall, second door on the left.

I warned you. He warned you. Your freaking mom warned you.

Sit still, for the love of all that is Holy.

Are you even human?

We’ll talk later.

K.

I’m afraid.

I thought there was time.

Can you just leave me alone?

I’ll carry it.

We’re not ‘fine’.

Are you really taking his side right now?

I like proving you wrong.

Girls can’t drive, plain and simple.

Who are you?

I think you need stitches

Must be a coincidence

Can you be romantic for once?

This is your fault by the way.

Nothing bad is going to happen, baby, I promise.

Excuse me for falling in love with you.

I have fans. More fans than you to be exact.  

I paid for half and you ate three-quarters.

I knew you’d be mad.

If you die, I’m going to kill you.

You’ve never smoked anything in your life.

You gave me a black eye.

Stop looking at me like that, weirdo.

What if it sinks?

Birds can’t fly without wings.

Sorry I’m protective over the things I love.

That SOOO classifies as a date.

No backsies.

You’re an idiot. I married an idiot.

I never liked it, I lied.

Remember, we have to get up early tomorrow.

Are you trying to flirt? Because, you’re embarrassing yourself.

Remember when we were dating and you _____

Be brave, sweetheart.

I’m sorry, but that was adorable.

You don’t hate me, quit lying to yourself.

You hear that? That’s the sound of my awesomeness.

She’s my daughter, I can read her diary.

That’s a fact, Jack.

Actually, I couldn’t care less.

I try my best.

Doesn’t make a difference to me anyways.

I’m glad you’re mine.

You look pretty good for your age.

You passed out for like an hour.

Delete it. Now.

You’re a jerk.

Are you high?

No, you’re MY bitch.

Ew ew ew. You’re so gross.

Spare change for the poor and lonely.

She’s 6, how can she scare you?

When’s the last time we ______

He’s spoiled rotten.

I can’t stay long.

There’s nothing we can do.

Do you ever stop smiling?

Step aside and watch a pro.

Never give him stuff like that!

You’re the one who left it laying around.

I’m a lucky girl. I’ll admit that.

Teach me how to play?

It’s called a prank.

Well, you’re a prick.

Good, I hope you feel bad.

You have cold, you’re not dying.

I have reasons. You wouldn’t get it.

I hope you have a cold shower.

You don’t mean that.

Sing to me, please.

Did you enjoy yourself last night?

Why do they behave for you?

Stop making your own rules.

Don’t open an umbrella in the house.

You know what happens when you assume things.

That’s open for discussion.

Oh, what a shocker, you have an excuse.

Be serious for two minutes, please.

I cheated.

What’s the biggest lie you ever told?

Pillows are over-rated.

Zombies aren’t real, I promise.

Are we lost or do you know where we are?

We started with one and now we have seven. You have no chill.

*Make up your own*

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Hiii! How are you? Can you please write about Peraltiago with prompts 15; 112 and 134 please? That would make me realllyyyy happy 🥰🥰 also, I’ve tried to join groups about peraltiago with my other account but I didn’t succeed, I think I’m bad at it

Hi! I’m good now that you’ve requested that I write something! I’m like so excited to write this yeeee! I also have no clue how to work tumblr my dood so I’m sorry, I can’t be of much help. But anyway, I’m going to do each of these individually, and I’ll link them on this post when I write them :).

But for now, here is 15 :)

#15: “You’re breaking my heart, babe”.

Jake paced up and down the narrow hallway of the precinct, occasionally looking up to see fellow detectives pass him in the hall.

To say that he was excited would be an understatement, he was beyond thrilled and his constant moving was an obvious sign of that fact.

The nine-nine had been understaffed for about the last week. Rosa and Terry had been on a stakeout for the last two days, Boyle was at home. He along the likes of Genevieve and Nikolaj had all gotten a rare type of virus from some exotic bird that Jake wasn’t entirely sure he could even pronounce. All three of them were fine, but Charles still needed a few more days before he would function again.

Then there was Scully and Hitchcock, there was nothing advertently off with them, but they were as useful as the chairs they sat in, if not less. 

The lack of bodies seemed to be the main concern of Captain Holt who was basically forced to pawn his caseloads on other precincts, Jake, on the contrary, was beyond thrilled.

The lack of detectives made it all the easier for Jake to convince Holt to let his beautiful and brilliant wife help him on an undercover drug bust.

So there Jake stood, almost skipping in the hall, waiting for Amy to come out of the bathroom in the outfit he had chosen for her undercover personality to rock.

“Jake...” The unsure voice of Amy rang from the bathroom Being at the end of the hall when she called, Jake’s head peaked up like a little puppy as he made her way towards her.

“Are you sure this is what you want me to wear... It feels a little, um unprofessional,” With that Amy slid the door open with what was barely a crack. She leaned against the now-closed door, her body language slouched, her arms crossed in front of her like she was uncomfortable.

She had a skin-tight red dress on that was just a little too low, her hair was a curly mess that framed her face perfectly, her face caked on with more makeup then she thinks she had worn in her entire life.

Jake had to stop himself from oogling her because “damn she looked good”.

“Jake...?” Amy repeated with an annoyed tinge in her voice this time. He hasn’t been so successful in his goal, realising that he had been staring at her for the last 30 seconds.

“Um yes,” He cleared his throat, shaking his head “Yeah, you look super great”.

Amy just sighed, knowing that even though yes they did have a case, this was probably more for Jake’s entertainment and maybe that could be fun on its own.

“So, what’s the mission?”

“Pretty standard drug bust but the location is pretty trashy”

“Hint’s the outfit” She gestured down.

“Hmh”

“And the cover-up?”

“Right I’m Ron MkFlain and you’re Polly Hennaro, we’re from LA and want to buy some cocaine because the memories of the divorce and being stuck in that tower are just too much for us to handle” He smiled smugly to himself like he had just had a stroke of genius.

Amy, however, was less entertained. She just blinked at him, a deadpanned expression. “You just took the plot of the first Diehard movie and changed the first letters of the character’s names, huh?”

Jake gave a cheeky grin.

“No, absolutely not”.

This elicited a child-like whine from him “Why nootttt? You’re breaking my heart, babe!”

Amy chuckled, rolling her eyes in a friendly manner as she wrapped her arms around him, pulling Jake into a hug “I have a better idea, what if-” Her voice bounced with every word as her fingers rubbed against the fabric of her husband’s flannel “We’re Jonny and Dora Veralto? Loving husband and wife for the last 5 years?”

Jake smiled, leaning down to peak her lips quickly, afraid Holt would protest their workplace PDA, “Okay, maybe you didn’t break my heart after all”.

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prompt #80

Note: no-one asked for this. literally. No-one. but i reallly wanted to write okay 😪. anyway please go suggest a drabble for me to write & enjoy:).

“Nothing bad is going to happen baby, I promise”

“Daddy?” A small voice called from where the hallway and living room met.

Jake’s head turned sharply in his daughter’s direction the second he heard the calling.

It was later into the evening, almost ten at the time. Jake had been up, trying to wrap up a case load that he couldn’t seem to solve while simultaneously watching Diehard for the third time that week.

“What’s up, mandms?” He paused the tv screen, pushing this folders of work to the side as he stood up abruptly, walking in his child’s direction.

Almost instantaneously a smile consumed his expression. Emi leaned against the wall, a tiny yawn emerged as she attempted to rub the clear triedness from her eyes. Jake almost chuckled to himself when he saw her curly dark hair amess, and her pink pajamas shifted on her body from when he had tucked her in.

‘God,’ The father though to himself, ‘She looks so much like Ames’.

“There’s a monster in my closet! I can’t sleep when there is a monster in my room!”

Jake’s expression instantly softend, he couldn’t argue with that logic, plus this was a pretty standard routine in the Peralta household.

Like many times before, Amy, now a captain, was on mission that lasted overnight. And while Jake knew that Emi liked to spend time with him, the four year old missed her mom.

He had never dismissed Emi’s blatant attempts for attention. He knew that she was way to smart to believe in actual monsters, afterall, Amy was her mother.

But he still entertained the proclaim, plus Pimemento had actually been hidding in Emi’s closet once.

He frowned slightly, leaning down to pick the little girl up “Good thing detective daddy is on the case! Nothing bad is going to happen baby, I promise”.

Jake lightly tickled her little belly, getting the littlest giggle in response that lit up his expression.

“Look,” He plopped Emi ontop of her mattress as he made his way over to her closet.

As he turned on the flashlight of his phone with one hand, the other swung the doors open, feeling his kid eye him from bwhind with anticipation.

“No monsters, Em” He shined the lights, revealing nothing but a perfectly organised closet curtesy of a one mrs Amy Santiago- Peralta.

Emi sat down, nodding her head in what was almost defeat.

“Now let me tuck you back in because it is wayyy past your bed time and mama is going be real mad if she finds out I let you stay up this late”.

“I won’t tell her, promise,” she let out a little squeak, which was an obvious lie because she told Amy everything, “But I miss mommy” her tone became sadder.

Jake sighed, nodding his head in agreement. “Here scoot your boot”. He gestured for her to move, and of course, shed obeyed as Jake smooshed his way into her tiny twin sized bed.

Immediately, Emi clang to his side, burrowing her face into his neck.

“Hey I miss her too but mama has a very important job to do” He tried, but failed, to grasp her eyes, so he kept talking.

“We both just need to go to bed and she’ll be here in the morning, okay? Then we can all go out to get ice cream?”

He looked down to kiss her forehead, ready to get up and let her be when she nearly screamed.

“No! Daddy don’t go!”

Jake just sank back to where he was, putting an arm around his little girl “Okay cool cool cool,”

He felt as Emi was content with his answer, shifting so she could fall asleep easier.

Meanwhile Peralta laid there, staring at the ceiling and smiling like an absolute idiot.

“I won’t leave, Baby... I never will”

And he didn’t. He waited until she fell asleep, but he was soon to follow.

It sure was a nice surprise for Amy when she came hone the next morning.

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I feel like captain holt would be strongly against mock turtlenecks.