#azuuk

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Azuuk : I think the thing that you hate the most about yourself is that you actually love me.

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alright some quick analyzing

1) the oc one is very accurate, the second one is more aesthetically pleasing. love my gods. Also pretty 50/50 with my gender ratio, that’s cool.

2) the couples are amazing hahahahaha. Sheera/Ailen : don’t talk to me/please love me hahahaha. Ellisar/Riss : please talk to me/how dare you love me. Kallista/Dorn : bold of you to try me/don’t love me rip. Tristan/Azuuk : bold of you to love me/ignore me of course.

3) some oc/gods pairing that are cool. Sheera/Bradione, Manni/Kasyn, Lavias/Zuura, Zalith/Ozolt, Kallista/Jedtar (lol cass is jealous), Dorn/Xylen, Tristan/Voros, Riss/Erasis (oh yess bb).

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Azuuk : What's your God's plan for you? Alexis : I believe He meant for me to love people in a... different way. I believe I'm supposed to love people as a father. Azuuk : We can arrange that. Alexis : [laughs] A father of many. Azuuk : I'll go up to three. Alexis : It's not gonna happen. Azuuk : Two, then. Alexis: Okay, two.

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Kallista : I got the perfect guy, a friend of mine. A bit of an alcoholic. A little grabby. Either a war hero or war criminal, depending upon who you ask. But, a good dude.

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Lavias : This is Kallista, my new associate from Mudizina. Figgs : From... Mudizina? Does that mean… Azuuk : Oh YEAH! She's my sister! My twin sister from the same mister! Thank you so much for hiring Kallista, it means so much to me, even though honestly she is THE WOoOrST! She is the worst person in the world; huge skank, terrible, but thank you. It means a lot. Lavias : Of course! Gotta keep it in the family. Figgs : Yeah, but does it have to be this family?

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Azuuk : Alexis left because of me. He's threatened by our relationship. Tristan : [laughs] That's ridiculous. I don't think of you romantically - you're pro-crime, you never stop talking, and you have a goatee. You're my worst nightmare! Azuuk : Excuse me, one man's 'Worst Nightmare' is every other person's 'Total Package.'

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Azuuk : It's a white flag, and you may as well start waving it right now, Figgs! Figgs : The only thing I will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother! Azuuk : …Good Lord.

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Tristan : You're a good guy, you know, if you ignore everything that you do on purpose and concentrate on all the things that you do by accident. Azuuk : Thank you.

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Tristan : If you tell anyone we held hands, I have two people I can message that will kill you. Literally.

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Tristan : Are you all right? You seem a little... nice.

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Azuuk : I miss the old days... I haven't killed anyone in years. Kallista : That's sad.

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Bowen : I'm going to tell you a story now. Azuuk : Nah, I'm good. Bowen : It's short. Azuuk : Really, I'm fine. Bowen : Oh. ... It's very, quick. Azuuk : No, no. Bowen : It's a... good story for you I think. Azuuk : I'm cool. Bowen : Here we go-

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Figgs : Don't do anyting stupid until I come back. Azuuk : How can I? You're taking all the stupid with you.

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Bowen : This is Figgs we're talking about. She's the toughest there is. Azuuk : Well, she's never fought me. Bowen : Yeah, she has. Azuuk : She's never fought me twice.

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Cassan : Here you go. [hands him Manni's prosthetic leg] Azuuk : Oh, I was just kidding about the leg. I just need these two things. Cassan : What?? Azuuk : [laughs] No, I thought it'd be funny! Was it funny? No, wait, what'd she look like hopping around? Cassan : I had to pay her 300 gold!!!

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Azuuk : Hello, Figgs. How long have you been sleeping with Bowen? Figgs : What?? Azuuk : How long have you been sleeping with Bowen? Figgs : That's disgusting and wrong. I don't even get- Why would-? I-I never had sex... with anyone, anywhere. It's none of your- You have the n-nerve, the audacity... Bowen is my boss, technically. And he is terrible - face-wise. And how - how - do I know that frankly you're not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you're trying to throw me off. Hmm! Check and mate.