#aziraphale being a shameless flirt

[fandomfaeofveryfewf4cks]

Michael...

Michael Christopher Sheen...

The phrase is tongue AND cheek. Not tongue IN cheek.

Furthermore, "tongue and cheek" is a phrase used to refer to someone using a sarcastic tone. What YOU did has... much different implications.

And you do this not long before the "We both get Plenty of use out of it, don't we?" Like! Hdjsbxidjb. You cheeky wonderful bastard angel man!

I, of course, have no idea if you came up with any of this yourself, or if it was all from thorough and meticulous direction, but still. I have a hard time believing you and everyone else involved in this didn't/don't understand the implications of, well, really that whole scene.

Seriously, though, it brings me so much joy to know that when Aziraphale REALLY wants Crowley to do or let him do something that Crowley is not going to particularly like, he gets flirty like this.

...

Oh... Well, except for that one time, huh?

Fuck.

By the way, the gif is just an edited version of one from this person's post:

Edit after reading comments:

@cottonwoolfairy @clarebearr I really should know better than to trust my family's pronunciation by now. I've always heard it as sort of "tongue 'n' cheek" and when I looked it up the first time, the sites that came up said "and" as well. Apparently, there are two versions with two different meanings, which honestly explains a lot. Thanks for pointing it out! Learned something new.

[inevitably-johnlocked]

hi!! thank you for helping me find a fic the other day and for all your recent recs, I’ve loved seeing them pop up. I was wondering if you had any quick, fluffy fics that you can read before bed? I know that sounds sort of vague, but I hope you get the vibe I’m thinking of! x

Hi Lovely!!!

AHHH I love short quick reads, and I’ve definitely got some that you would enjoy!! I’m gonna also use this opportunity to also add another part to my short fics list!!! Check them out, I tag all my fics as best I can, so I hope y’all will enjoy!!

Happy Reading and Napping!!!! <3

FICS UNDER 2000 w. Pt 3

See also:  

Fics Under 2000 w.

Fics Under 2000 w. Pt. 2

Ten Fave Short Johnlock Fics (Easy Reads April 2018)

Soft. Happy. Content. by inevitably_johnlocked (G, 223 w., 1 Ch. || Sleepy Cuddles, Bed Sharing, Slice of Life, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Spooning, Morning After, Sherlock POV) – Sherlock reflects on his state of mind. Part 6 of I-J's Tumblr Ficlet Collection

I Knew You Loved Me by inevitably_johnlocked (T, 743 w., 1 Ch. || Morning Cuddles, Fluff, Clingy Sherlock, Idiots in Love, Slice of Life, Morning After, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Declarations of Love, Pet Name, Bed Sharing, Snuggles) – John and Sherlock share a lie-in the morning after their first time. So fluffy and gross your teeth will fall out. Part 4 of I-J's Tumblr Ficlet Collection

Erotic Beyond Belief by bloodsoakedleather (E, 748 w., 1 Ch. || Autofellatio, Masturbation, PWP, Anal Fingering, Shameless Smut, Establish Relationship) – John watches as Sherlock demonstrates a particular talent. Part 1 of Johnlock Porny Ficlets

John Will Never Know by bloodsoakedleather (E, 775 w., 1 Ch. || Fantasy John, Masturbation, PIning Sherlock, Sexual Fantasy, Rimming, Cock Sucking, John’s Red Pants, Pants Sniffing, Coming in Pants, Mild Kink) – Sherlock indulges in a spot of self gratification with the aid of a stolen pair of red pants. Part 2 of Johnlock Porny Ficlets

Do You Wanna Study Together? by inevitably_johnlocked (G, 824 w., 1 Ch. || Kidlock, POV Sherlock, Different First Meeting, Fluff) – All he wanted to do was to be left alone and study in peace. Part 1 of I-J's Tumblr Ficlet Collection

Booted by Sexxica (E, 1,175 w., 1 Ch. || Trapped, Kidnapping, Handcuffs, Biting Kink, Blow Jobs, Coming in Pants, Tight Spaces, Humour, Smut, 69 Sex Position, BJ’s Through Pants) – John and Sherlock have been kidnapped, handcuffed, and stuffed together in a car boot. How come they can never take these situations seriously? Part 3 of the Tumblr Ficlets Gone Wild

Our Bodies Bend Light by lovetincture (G, 1,211 w., 1 Ch. || Established Relationship, Fluff, Domestic Fluff, Beekeeping, Retirement) – They got married. Of course they got married. Snapshots in a relationship. There's a jar of bees in the bookstore and a cottage in Sussex. Sherlock's not the marrying kind, and John's tried this once before, but they're Sherlock and John. Of course.

Loved. by inevitably_johnlocked (G, 1,231 w., 1 Ch. || First Sherlock POV, Slice of Life, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Nose Kisses, Morning After, Love Confessions, Morning Cuddles, Emotional Sherlock, Sentiment, Bed Sharing) – Sherlock reflects on his relationship with John. Part 5 of I-J's Tumblr Ficlet Collection

A Better Fate Than Wisdom by flawedamythyst (G, 1,339 w., 1 Ch. || First Kiss, John’s Sexuality Crisis, Pining Sherlock, Happy Ending, Fluff) – Nearly four hours pass between their first kiss and their second.

Santa Knows by Itsallfine (T, 1,719 w., 1 Ch. || Christmas Party, Love Confessions, First Kiss, Fluff, Matchmaking, POV Sherlock, Pining Sherlock) – Sherlock and John both get exactly what they want from the Yard's secret Santa exchange. Pure holiday fluff.

The Stranger by LaKoda0518 (T, 1,844 w., 1 Ch. || Alternate First Meeting, Fluff, First Kiss, For a Case, Mysterious Madman, Lonely John) – John Watson is standing on the platform waiting to board a train to his sister’s after being invalided home from Afghanistan. A chance meeting with a mysterious madman turns his world upside down and changes his life forever.

INEFFABLE HUSBANDS

Demon on the Ceiling by Laur (G, 851 w., 1 Ch. || Post-Apocalypse, Cuddling & Snuggling, Literal Sleeping Together, Light Humour, Comfort, Missing Scene, Fluff) – It's the first night of the rest of their lives and Crowley doesn't want to sleep alone.

Duh by ToEdenandBackAgain (G, 1,100 w., 1 Ch || Nanny Ashtoreth/Brother Francis, Warlock POV, Pining Idiots, Fluff, Flirting, Everyone Knows They’re Sweet on Each Other, Bribery With Candy) – Nanny, Warlock had decided, was a hypocrite.

you can dance in a hurricane, but only if you're standing in the eye by be_brave13 (G, 1,456 w., 1 Ch. || Non-Linear Narrative, Light Angst, 6000 Years of Pining / Slow Burn, POV Crowley, 5 and Ones, Idiots in Love, Song Fic) – 5 times Crowley knew he loved Aziraphale and the 1 time he knew Aziraphale loved him back (romantically).

The Gift by rfsmiley (G, 1,507 w., 1 Ch. || Crowley POV, Marriage Proposal, Fluff and Humour, Idiots in Love, Confused Crowley) – Crowley is stunned when, out of the blue, Aziraphale has a proposal. Yes, that kind.

anywhere i go you go, my dear by chamaenerion (G, 1,533 w., 1 Ch. || Post Armageddon’t, Panic Attacks, POV Aziraphale, Touching, Emotional Hurt / Comfort, Protective Crowley, Anxious Crowley, Love Confessions, Snake Crowley, Clingy Crowley) – After the Apocalypse-that-wasn't, Crowley is reluctant to leave Aziraphale's side.

On a Sunday Afternoon by waltswhits (G, 1,793 w., 1 Ch. || Nanny Ashtoreth, Soft Idiots in Love, Nanny Takes Warlock to the Bookshop, Mutual Pining, Coming Out, Flirting, Fluff, Road Trip) – Nanny and Warlock sometimes go on weekend outings to London. Once, they went to a very special bookshop.

Falling simultaneously at different speeds by juiceboxjellyfish (G, 2,011 w., 1 Ch. || Moments in Time, Canon Compliant, Repression, Oblivious / Pining Aziraphale, Pining Crowley, Yearning, Longing, Light Angst, 6000 Year Slow Burn, Idiots in Love) – Despite the fact that Crowley and Aziraphale started falling for each other at virtually the same time, their experiences were drastically different. AKA Crowley has been pining since the beginning of time and Aziraphale takes like 6000 years to realise he's in love.

[loftec]

A Ship Tag Thing!

I was tagged by @captainjowl and I do not know how well I’ll do with this because I’m not sure what I’m doing with the whole shipping malarky but I will try!

List ten ships and then answer some Qs:

1. Ian/Mickey (Shameless)

2. Marcus/Esca (The Eagle)

3. Amy/Jake (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)

4. Jack/Anne/Max (Black Sails)

5. Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)

6. 007/Q (Don’t judge me this is my latest random fic-sand, I do not know what happened, I just woke up one day hankering for some 00Q) (Seriously I do not know why.)

7. Sophie/Howl (Howl’s Moving Castle)

8. Jake & Elwood (The Blues Brothers)

9. Troy & Abed (in the morning)

10. Moss & Roy & Jen (The IT Crowd)

1. Do you remember the episode/scene/chapter that you first started shipping 6?

HAH like sometime last week? I don’t know. I think, maybe, because they were talking about Ben Whishaw on The Bechdel Cast and I was thinking about all the films I’ve seen him in and what an interesting career he’s had, and then I was like Bond? Then I rented Goldeneye on YT and realised it probably wasn’t as good as I remembered and then I started reading fic, rather than look up Skyfall and potentially be disappointed by it maybe also not being as much fun as I remember it. People are quite cross about Spectre, and I love it. Sometimes I think I love a cross fandom more than I love a good canon.

2. Have you ever read a fanfic about 2?

Yes. Quite.

3. Has a picture of 4 ever been your screen saver/profile picture/tumblr screen saver?

No... I have a screenshot of a Black Sails opening titles skeleton/statue on my personal computers, and a fan drawing of Flint on my phone. So, close but no cigar. 

4. If 7 were to suddenly break up today, what would your reaction be?

I would think it very silly and not expect it to last.

5. Why is 1 so important?

Can I copy/paste my fic into this answer? : 3

6. Is 9 a funny ship or a serious ship?

Very serious! Troy has the most consistent, interesting, subtle and well-developed arc in Community and his friendship with Abed is at the centre of it. 

7. Out of all the ships listed, which ship has the most chemistry?

I probably have to say Ian and Mickey here, don’t I?

8. Out of all your ships listed, which ship has the strongest bond?

Jake & Amy, because B99 is so invested in them communicating and solving their issues. But with notable exception for 00Q, they’ve all got some intensely strong bonds (pun not intended? Was that even a pun?).

9. How many times have you read/watched the 10’s fandom?

I mean, IT Crowd is about this friendship and I have watched IT Crowd many many times, so... many many times?

10. Which ship has lasted the longest?

Lasted longest for them, or lasted longest for me? I was interested in Jake & Elwood’s dynamic loooong before shipping even was in my vocabulary, probably before we even had dial-up internet in my house. But in canon, probably also Jake & Elwood! I feel like I should explain this pick a little? When I was a kid, I loved The Blues Brothers (still do) and I didn’t realise that Jake & Elwood weren’t biological brothers until I was in high school and bought a sort of scrapbook with production design from the film. My headcanon is that they’ve naturally come to label their relationship as ‘brothers’, because it’s the easiest way to explain what they mean to each other. They’re family, they’ve been each other’s constant since childhood. Jake tries to have relationships with other people, but he’s rubbish at it. But he’s good at being Elwood’s brother. Elwood is seemingly not interested in finding anyone else with whom to spend his life. 

(Tiny confession. I originally wrote Sirius/Remus for no 5 and just now realised that I’d probably have more to say about Aziraphale & Crowley (since my interest in Sirius/Remus is entirely fic based) and this probably means that they’ve got Jake & Elwood beat by a few thousand years?)

11. How many times, if ever, has 6 broken up?

I don’t remember much of Spectre, but I don’t think they even flirted as much as fic will have you think. Long live fic!

12. If the world was suddenly thrust into a zombie apocalypse, which ship would make it out alive, 2 or 8?

Hahahahahaha Marcus and Esca. Jake and Elwood would not last long.

13. Did 7 ever have to hide their relationship for any reason?

Only from themselves/each other.

14. Is 4 still together?

Going strong! <3

15. Is 10 canon?

Yes : ) Friendship!

16. If all 10 ships were put into a couple’s Hunger Games, which couple would win?

I might have to say Crowley & Aziraphale considering them being not mortal and whatnot. 

17. Has anybody ever tried to sabotage 5’s ship?

Both heaven and hell. (And if I still had Sirius/Remus as no 5, my answer would be the author.)

18. Which ship would you defend to the death and beyond?

I don’t know, defend? Ian and Mickey have certainly needed to be defended, but even they are married now. Mostly I think I’ve got a list of strong partnerships that don’t really need much defending. (Besides 00Q, is my embarrassed protesting a bit defensive? Possibly.)

19. Do you spend hours a day going through 3’s tumblr page?

No. Rare case of canon is enough. Also, I don’t normally stray from my own dashboard on tumblr, so I do not know what that life is like, going through someone’s “tumblr page”. Is that like searching the tag?

20. If an evil witch descended from the sky and told you that you had to pick one of the ten ships to break up forever or else she’d break them all forever, which ship would you sink?

00Q because I still don’t know why I put them on my list, other than to have you laugh at my reading habits. 

This was fun, ta for tagging me! I tag @wideblueskies @the-rat-wins @grumblesandmumbles @beckyharvey29 @damnnmilkovich and anyone else who wants to do it!

[ao3feed-goodomens]

A Night In

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/33w94Tv

by Streetlightghost

It takes a village to raise a child. In the case of a young Antichrist, two otherworldly entities, who are just trying to enjoy a lovely afternoon; or, in which two women learn to unwind after a very long day.

Words: 12122, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F

Characters: Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale (Good Omens), Warlock Dowling

Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)

Additional Tags: Ineffable Wives (Good Omens), fem Crowley, fem Aziraphale, Nanny Crowley (Good Omens), Gardener Aziraphale (Good Omens), Ineffable babysitters, Child Warlock Dowling, The struggles of raising the Antichrist, Fluff, Geographically incorrect plant life probably, Bad Flirting, Just gals being pals, Massage, Nipple Play, Dirty Talk, Praise Kink, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Porn with Feelings, Cunnilingus, Vaginal Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Intercrural Sex, Aziraphale Has A Vulva (Good Omens), Crowley Has a Penis (Good Omens), Crowley Has A Vulva (Good Omens), Crowley Has Two Penises (Good Omens), Interchangeable efforts, Inexperienced Aziraphale, Bottom Aziraphale (Good Omens), Service Top Crowley (Good Omens), Body Worship, Come Eating, Shameless Smut, Sharing Clothes, Possessive Crowley, Lovesick Crowley (Good Omens)

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[ao3feed-ineffablehusbandz]

A Night In

by Streetlightghost

It takes a village to raise a child. In the case of a young Antichrist, two otherworldly entities, who are just trying to enjoy a lovely afternoon; or, in which two women learn to unwind after a very long day.

Words: 12122, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F

Characters: Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale (Good Omens), Warlock Dowling

Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)

Additional Tags: Ineffable Wives (Good Omens), fem Crowley, fem Aziraphale, Nanny Crowley (Good Omens), Gardener Aziraphale (Good Omens), Ineffable babysitters, Child Warlock Dowling, The struggles of raising the Antichrist, Fluff, Geographically incorrect plant life probably, Bad Flirting, Just gals being pals, Massage, Nipple Play, Dirty Talk, Praise Kink, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Porn with Feelings, Cunnilingus, Vaginal Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Intercrural Sex, Aziraphale Has A Vulva (Good Omens), Crowley Has a Penis (Good Omens), Crowley Has A Vulva (Good Omens), Crowley Has Two Penises (Good Omens), Interchangeable efforts, Inexperienced Aziraphale, Bottom Aziraphale (Good Omens), Service Top Crowley (Good Omens), Body Worship, Come Eating, Shameless Smut, Sharing Clothes, Possessive Crowley, Lovesick Crowley (Good Omens)

source http://archiveofourown.org/works/23206237

[ao3feed-crowley]

A Night In

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/33w94Tv

by Streetlightghost

It takes a village to raise a child. In the case of a young Antichrist, two otherworldly entities, who are just trying to enjoy a lovely afternoon; or, in which two women learn to unwind after a very long day.

Words: 12122, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F

Characters: Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale (Good Omens), Warlock Dowling

Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)

Additional Tags: Ineffable Wives (Good Omens), fem Crowley, fem Aziraphale, Nanny Crowley (Good Omens), Gardener Aziraphale (Good Omens), Ineffable babysitters, Child Warlock Dowling, The struggles of raising the Antichrist, Fluff, Geographically incorrect plant life probably, Bad Flirting, Just gals being pals, Massage, Nipple Play, Dirty Talk, Praise Kink, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Porn with Feelings, Cunnilingus, Vaginal Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Intercrural Sex, Aziraphale Has A Vulva (Good Omens), Crowley Has a Penis (Good Omens), Crowley Has A Vulva (Good Omens), Crowley Has Two Penises (Good Omens), Interchangeable efforts, Inexperienced Aziraphale, Bottom Aziraphale (Good Omens), Service Top Crowley (Good Omens), Body Worship, Come Eating, Shameless Smut, Sharing Clothes, Possessive Crowley, Lovesick Crowley (Good Omens)

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