#aziraphale as paris stealing crowley who is the helen of this scenario

[optimusxmello]

Not too common but I've seen it enough that a few people agree that Satan likes likes Crowley.

So there is a portion of me and my friends who are sipping tea and giving Aziraphale the side eye which is to be interpreted as, "SIS???? YOU REALLY....GONNA LEAVE YOUR MAN????TO BE SWEPT UP BY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MANS IN YOUR HOLY BOOK???? WHO HAS ALREADY HAD EYES SET ON YOUR MANS???"

Like, Aziraphale, babe....one of your acts as Supreme Archangel is going to have to be to introduce ethereal divorce because you best believe Lucifer is going to make Crowley one of Satan's brides if he hasn't already!!!!!!

Aziraphale, honey...you are in a telenovela! Your first meeting with Hell is going to have you meeting up with Luce and his new fiance, future Queen of Hell, Crowley!