#ayumi imagawa

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Ayumi: [staring at a greeting card in a store]

The Card: "HAVE A FABULOUS LGBTQIABCOHMYGODYASSBITCHYASSXYZ+ BIRTHDAY"

Ayumi: I…

Ayumi: I actually think I'd rather you just call me a slur…

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Danganronpa: Serial Bonding

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2totCwC

by OPZoroark

Several years after the Biggest, Most Awful, Most Tragic Event in Human History came to a close, society managed to rebuilt itself to its former glory. Founded by Makoto Naegi, the Neo Hope's Peak Academy rose from the ashes of the Tragedy as a primary symbol of hope. The school quickly became just as successful as the original, calling thousands of Ultimate students from around the globe to hone their talents. However, the next generation of gifted high schoolers still wasn't safe from the despair that ensnared those prior to themselves. As summer vacation began, 16 students from each of the current classes, or 64 Ultimates in total, were mysteriously abducted shortly after the break began. This is the story of the missing students from the 3rd-year class and the sadistic game in which they awoke...

Words: 4495, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Danganronpa: Serial Bonding

Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death

Categories: Gen

Characters: Hirokazu Itami, Masahide Osaka, Hoshiyo Shimura, Marise Hayakawa, Kan Kawabata, Tansho Ogura, Kenta Higoshi, Natsumi Furusawa, Azumamaro Gensai, Yoshinaka Shidehara, Tamaki Ozu, Robert Marren, Riku Shimizu, Ayumi Imagawa, Juichi Tange, Mayuko Terauchi, Monokuma (Dangan Ronpa), Monosquatch

Additional Tags: Original Character(s), Original Character Death(s), Originally Posted Elsewhere, Fan Killing Game (Dangan Ronpa), Screenplay/Script Format

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2totCwC

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Natsumi: I honestly don’t get the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood. I mean, seriously, what do you think we do every month?

Tansho: THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING!!!

Hoshiyo: Aw, come on, guys. That was a secret for a reason.

Marise: I guess we have to come clean about the cult sacrifices too, huh?

Ayumi: Well now we do.

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Tansho: What are you doing?

Maro: Pranking Eyeliner Girl for April Fool's Day.

Tansho: …It's November.

Maro: Yeah, exactly! April's when people expect to be pranked, but if I do it today, WHAMO! It's like a baby with a mustache; you don't see it coming!

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Tamaki: Never, EVER, egg the wrong house.

Ayumi: YOU THREW A BRICK THROUGH MY WINDOW, NOT A FUCKING EGG!!!

Tamaki: It was dark and I dropped an egg and I couldn’t see what I was picking up!

Ayumi: HOW CAN YOU NOT TELL A BRICK FROM AN EGG???

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Ayumi: I'm organizing a surprise party for Maro.

Hoshiyo: Don't you hate Maro?

Ayumi: [filling balloons with bees] Yep.

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Masahide: [holding a flashlight under his chin] You can’t imagine what horrific thing happened on Cannibal Island in 1933...

Ayumi: I can probably guess.

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Marise: Everything will be alright.

Ayumi: How can you say that?

Marise: Because sometimes when things get tough, denial is all we have.

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Ayumi: I am making myself the patron saint of bisexuality.

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Mayuko: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

Maro: And here we have a capitalist.

Ayumi: Did you just.

Masahide: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and human language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.

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Ayumi: Every girl is PERFECT and beautiful in their own way and anyone who disagrees can fight me.

Tamaki: I'm not disagreeing but I do kind of wanna fight if you're down.

Ayumi: A fight for the sake of fighting is the purest form of fight. Let's go.

Razor: Join in if you're girl-positive but also ready to throw down.

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Hirokazu: Well, this is turning into a nightmare.

Mayuko: Whoopdy-fucking-do. Let’s get back to talking about my outfit.

Ayumi: Nobody was talking about that!

Mayuko: Which is why I’m trying to get that ball rolling.

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Ayumi: [sending a screenshot of anime Shrek] Why does Masahide send me this shit? I swear to fuck…

Hoshiyo: Shrek-chan is best waifu.

Ayumi: Why are you guys like this?

Hoshiyo: Purely to spite you.

Ayumi: Damn okay.

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Tansho: How do I get revenge on those who've wronged me?

Marise: The best revenge is just letting go and living well!

Tansho:

Tansho: Hey Ayumi, how do I get revenge-

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Ayumi: You shouldn't be using a straw.

Maro: Yeah, yeah, I know. It's bad for the environment or whatever.

Ayumi: It's also just a really weird way to eat spaghetti.

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Ayumi: She was poetry, but he couldn't read.

Maro: His name was Jared. He's nineteen.

Masahide: When his parents built a very strange machine.

Yoshinaka: Watch that scene. Dig in the dancing queen.

Marise: Aaaay macarena!

Ayumi: Horrible job, everyone…