#ayo spamton who?

[nonymous-nb]

You talking like that makes me think of spamton

0F COURS3 BEC4USE I AM EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] SPAMTONNNN

{..ayo who took my phone?}

[mintitacos]

“𝔾𝕣𝕖𝔼𝕥𝕚𝕟𝔾𝕤! 𝕀 𝕔𝕒ℕ’𝕋 𝔹𝕖𝕝𝕚𝔼𝕧𝔼 𝕥𝕙𝔼 𝕕𝕖𝔸𝕝 𝕀 𝕘𝕆𝕥 𝕠ℕ 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕊𝕖 ℕ𝔸𝕞𝕖 𝕓ℝ𝕒𝕟𝔻 𝕤𝕌𝕟𝕘𝕃𝕒𝕤𝕊𝔼𝕤! ℂ𝕃𝕀𝕔𝕜 ℍ𝔼ℝ𝕖!!”

I’m so obsessed with Hacked Wakko! imagine all the angst you could draw hahahaha... hah..

[emo-gremlin]

THE LONG AWAITED F/O LIST AND THEIR RESPECTIVE TAGS <3 Fine w/sharing btw <3

COLLECTIVELY - Its raining f/os

Platonic:

Jeff The Killer - Jeffy boi

Mr. Plant - Murderous intent

Argos - Ocular Gardener

Golispod - my favorite bug

Lacey - she deserves better

Pie (MFN) - Bitty Bab

Oracle - Overprotective Toaster

Prophet - Eye Priest

Catnap - Sleepy kitty

Frank frankly - Butterflies

Eddie dear - mail call

Grimcutty - Meme man

Romantic:

Hank J Wimbleton - Mute murder

Cancer Lord - Violent Illness Royalty

Sunny Day Jack - Moonlight

Deimos - Hackerman

Peter/YB - Obsession much?

John Doe - Repeat offender (Lovingly)

Alan Orion - Axe slinging hasher

Ren - Strawberry Twinkie

Tord - Cigar Commie

Gabriel - Winged bastard

Karl Heisenberg - Magnet daddy

Lord Viren - Mage daddy

Ethan Winters - Mold Twink

Joe Baker - Joe Baker for smash

Slappy the Dummy - Who you callin dummy dummy

Strade - Real red room hours

Lawrence Oleander - Gardener of decay

Jak Harasi - Weed man supremacy

Bo - the goodest boy

Mason Herial - survival of the thiccest

Spamton G. Spamton - The biggest shot

Glitchy Red - glitchy manz

Grey - Bootlegger

Steven/S!3v3n - Strangle me plz

Bob Vesleb - whats the beef

Frank - serial heartnapper

Angry boy Pedro - Don't talk me angy

Euthanasia Rabbit - missed again

Vtan - rage quit

Wally Darling - The most

Fliqpy - Flipped out

Flippy - War torn

Pop - Papa bear

Disco bear - Disco disco party hardy

Banban - party hats

PAL!Percy - Yandere machine

Norman (Mfn) - him

Noir [Unfriendly Norman] (Mfn) - edgy him

George (Mfn) - cab fare

Tax [Unfriendly George] (Mfn) - hickeys for hookie

Gordon J. O'Brian - tired handyman

Dennis (MFN) - Kaiju Brother

Tab/Dave Ruy (Orin Ayo/Breakthrough) - negative balls

Mario.exe - exe has stopped working

MX - VERY LARGE

Mr. Sys/S&S - unbeatable

Francis Mosses - Save a cow milk the milkman

Mr. Puzzles - Where are your subtitles

Vox - Trust us

Kinitopet/kinito - just a lil guy

Howdy Pillar - love bug

Twiddlefinger - Nugget killer

Does Bad Things Guy (I call him Shuck) - Buzzsaw

(More may be added)

[faggydoe]

Ayo

Im the slag who you reblogged the art of

And yes

I AM INDEED A FAN OF SCHACH GOOD TO KNOW I AINT THE ONLY ONE /pos

ADKJHS YEA HI!! i remember u from spamton discord but i doubt u remember me we didn't directly interact much lmao

[uninstalladblock4dd150n]

Ayo blue idk if this is a bad time cause tbh I have not been keeping up with your side of things but I'm pretty sure your brother just joined the mafia or some shit. Idk. He has cool shades now 😎

"not a bad time."

"ignoring how rude it is to snitch on them like that, good for them, good for them."

"wait who was the one involved with organized crime again???"

"okay so sherb... then yell- nevermind then spamton.... fuck wait-"

[sycoraxophone]

Ayo what you think of Spamton x

who

[philophobic-paracosm]

Therapist: NEO Wren isn’t real, it can’t hurt you - NEO Wren:

I’m aware their color palette is the worst thing anyone has ever seen 

It is on purpose

TW// MANIPULATION

ANYWAYS I haven’t actually thought abt the story much but basically instead of spamton, “mike”, or gaster (this au only works if its gaster rip me), starts manipulating Wren into feeling like Swatch and the Swatchlings are in danger and something horrible is gonna happen to them. 

Wren, being an aggressive little weenie, is like “oh shit how do i make that not happen” and “mike”’s just like “it’s ok i’ll guide you” and like tells them where a minor problem will happen for swatch/the swatchlings and tells them how to prevent them and builds Wren’s trust yknow (which goes on in secret for a few years)

Then he does the whole “ayo theres a robot in the basement go snatch it and you can protect them from The Incident” (wont specify what said incident is bc its NOT REAL) and Wren’s like “totes” and tries to get Swatch to tell them where the basement is and Swatch is like “get back to work you rascal” 

So that was a bust so eventually the lightners come by and Wren catches them before Swatch does and they’re like “hey can yall distract Swatch rq I gotta get to the basement” and so they do and Wren finds the basement and there are 2 ways it can go

1. The player either aborts Wren being secret boss or forgets abt them and plays the game normally; when Wren isn’t there to go home Swatch remembers when they asked abt the basement and they all go check and find a panicking Wren NEO. They then spend months helping Wren escape Mike’s manipulation and lies.

2. The player goes to the basement to see Wren, who realizes that maybe the lightners closing the fountain IS what is endangering Swatch/the Swatchlings and fights the player in a frenzy. This fight ends similarly to SpamNEO’s with Wren realizing they played right into a megalomaniac’s hands and bidding the player farewell, laying in a corner . The player then tells Swatch about Wren NEO, and after buying/selling anything they might want or can afford, the color cafe appears closed, and the player cannot enter again. The player will not encounter any more Swatchlings throughout the castle, as Swatch/the Swatchlings are in the (now locked) basement helping Wren sort of,, “come back” in a sense?? Like they help snap Wren out of their daze and for a couple years help them get free from mike’s bullshit.

Either way, Wren is permanently stuck in the NEO machine for reasons I haven’t decided on.

I mostly did this bc I wanna draw the Swatchlings fretting over a big scary Wren who is fretting right back

(Also yes, Wren NEO is fucking huge. I hc the Swatchlings as like 7-7.5 ft on average, and Wren NEO is like..SIGNIFICANTLY LARGER so like??? 40′5??? haha who’s the runt now ahahah h)

[frostbite-the-bat]

okay back to rambling about spectre except im not adding to that one ramble reblog chain

Okay so obviously they work for Queen since they work and probably live at the mansion

Their position isn't as high as Swatch but they are above most Swatchlings in terms of position

They do a very specific job and I'd say they're decently known for it to those who come visit Color Cafe

This idea comes from my friend, but we know that the Swatchlings do dumb stuff for Queen while remaining all fancy and stuff

Well, even if Queen genuinely cares about Spectre actually enjoying working there, just for the fun of it she goes "ight bestie well so you can keep your special role and all that make a show for me"

and they do

occasionally, Spectre will perform for Queen or any others who might want to watch with either skating or ice skatin

Or better yet...

An entire fucking musical

On skates

with all the other Swatchlings

And they fucking LOVE doing this shit!! I mean they already do soe occasional performance or trick or two at Color Cafe but they can go all out here

Even if they don't do proper ice skating as often (I think they might've even done it competetively for a while) they still love putting on any kind of a show and

They rlly enjoy making others happy so they go

YEAS QUEEN LETS GO BESTIE

Wether or not the other Swatchlings enjoy this goes from Swatchling to Swatchling but I can tell that some of them feel absolute dread when Spectre is like AYO WE DOING ANOTHER PERFORMANCE SOMETIME THE QUEEN WANTS YOU IN AND YES WE'LL HAVE CANONS PSPSPSPSPSP

They're already more energetic, jolly and silly than the usual Swatchling and while they're also pretty fancy and composed most of the time they can let their energy out on this

Also like, they do enjoy like, standing out and having attention on them so this is a bonus

Queen does genuinely enjoy this stuff and I am sure at first she was like lmao do this hell yeah sounds fun I dunno but I think she quickly realized yo y'all got talent

random other rambles i dunno

Spectre definitely overapologizes and if they screw a thing up they feel BAD BAD about it

They actually wear those protective covers on their knees because I think with how the Swatchlings can bounce with their entire body in that one attack they have

I think they're like... Pretty beefy you know? Like they also deinitely have a hard head like you cannot hurt them that way

HOWEVER skidding down like nasty ass concrete and getting a nasty fuckin scratch on your knees isnt fun anyone who went thru that can say sdfgsrgeth since fallin down on your head on something hard and skidding down a hard floor at high speeds are different kinds of damage

So they wear those since they wanna avoid that lol, they're a skilled skater, but you'd never know

They're also pretty scared of the Maice like the other Swatchlings, they're just so fast and tiny y'know

They probably don't like Tasque Manager even if they're covorkers

They like having fun sometimes and like... Bro... Not EVERYTHING HAS TO BE PERFECTLY ORDERED SHUT UP

They definitely draw little smiley faces and doodles on the customer's checks :)

If you're an asshole their niceness could possibly be exploited

They're not stupid and not so completely pacifistic as Ralsei, but they don't wanna hurt people either especially emotionally since it's very complex stuff

They still have beef with people though, like I said with Tasque Manager like they're definitely not perfect

While as a whole they're like

"Oh dear, my apologies for the mistake, why don't we get you patche dup and brew you some tea? On the house."

but they're also LMAO YEAH FUCK THAT BI-

(Sometimes, you must take inspiration from yourself but twist it in a few ways)

they like

genuinely care about other peole and all that but sometimes they do it just so the other person doesnt feel bad and say anything because therwise they will feel very bad to and during those moments they tend to just

ngvhgghGhNbghb nbghbc and just not talk they need a bit

during those moments they like to wait till the place closes and they brew themselves and sometimes watch as well some tea

sometimes theyll both talk about stuff but sometimes they just sit there in silence and enjoy the moment

I'm stating to think f them both more and more as close friends and I am liking this dynamic

I think Swatch is secretly also somewhat energetic, but not as much as Spectre

They are very talkative and love to talk, and tend to overshare as seen in their dialogue where they cut themselves off from telling a secret to a complete stranger

I think that's how Spectre knows all about the basement since they not only work with Swatch, are good friends but Swatch is also like

Dude yo so there's this creepy ass machine in the basement uh yeah don't let anyone in lol but yeah i helped build it

I like to think when they're not working bc I don't think they all work 24/7 there I think Queen would care about shifts somewhat and the well being of her workers in the long run even if she does stupid stuff with them (together) or tells them to do stupid shit sometimes

aaand while they MIGHT live at the mansion I am not sure i haven't decided yet, but I think they would

They still love coming back to the city often as they grew up there and they think it's a charming place

I wonder if they ever skated into the darker calmer streets of the city and met up with spamton post his prime and theyre like

ayo bestie THE FUCK YOU DOING HERE

hshgreth considering i established that Spectre liked Spamton as a frequent customer and recognized him a lot and how caring they are they'd loose their shit knowing he lives in a fucking dumpster DGRHERTH

probably also kinda scared of how he talks now

i also considered that i might make it canon that they were the one to see him tryna sneak to the basement with the machine while he was dressed more like Swatch like

bro bestie the fuck you doin like that outfit is fly but what the fuck im gonna have to yeet you the fuck out </3

mmm i also wonder what their relations t sweet cap'n cakes would be since y'know, they're my fav characters but like considering they DIRECTLY work for queen and that SCC are rebelling against Queen during the duration of the game and such and how far away they are it might not be the best

But maybe they'd know each other a BIT since Spactre lived in the city which is closer to where they are located AND it has some of their shop locations? I mean they wouldn't have always been set up there but who knows

Maybe they djed some music and stuff for their old skating performances

But yeah as much as I want it I am not sure how much these would be able to interact in a more canon sense, even if i go YEA LETS HAVE FUN I think SCC would be a bit :/// since they're working for QUEEN but who knows Spectre is a very sweet person and SCC are pretty chill people like you just "defeat" them by dancing with them aand they think they got you on the good side so

who knows

maybe theres funky trucies

but legit i dont know how this would work but maybe ill figure something out, but for now spectre is mostly in the queen/swatch/spamton character area and stuf

this tok a bit to ramble abt lol bc im also talking in dms but i did wanna write all of this down a bit and brainstorm some stuff maybe,,,, i dunno honestly i dont care if nobody cares but i am just! vibin here