#axel the swede x gender neutral reader

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Domesticality?: Axel the Swede X Gender Neutral Reader

Prompt: Request; fluff with Axel Pronouns: None Mentioned Physical Sex: None Mentioned Rating: G/Fluff Warnings: tooth rot, mention of Axel's totally legal job, no dialogue because all he uses is body language, short fic Summary: When Axel doesn't have work he's a lot sweet than people may think

Axel strikes absolutely no one as the type to settle down. Which is why he didn’t. He just catches these little moments of married domestic bliss that he will sometimes forget that he is a trained assassin. Moments when you’re making dinner or just sitting and watching TV together are moments he often will drift off from his true reality and no one is ever the wiser.

In this moment he has his head lulled back on the couch, sitting comfortably with his arms stretched out and his legs spread comfortably. You’re sitting next to him, eyes fixed on the TV as it plays some nonsense Oscar recommended. The only reason you ended up watching it was because when you asked Otto if it was good he gave a small shrug in response, high praise coming from Otto especially since he was busy with the cats at the time.

You do glance at Axel on occasion, just to see if he’s moved or if he’s paying some sliver of attention. He is never paying attention, not to the TV. Sometimes you’ll catch his eye lingering over towards you as a smile comes over his face, but nothing more. You know that when the movie is over he’ll lean over and give you a kiss on the head before pulling you along to go to bed.

He’s become a creature of habit in this house. Not that you mind, it’s rather sweet to see the stone melt away when he doesn’t have a mission for a few days. Sometimes his routine is broken when his brothers come over, but he adepts into a sort of contingency routine.

The credits roll across the screen and you wait for your prediction to come true. Axel picks his head up and leans forward, bringing his arm to rest around you as he gently leans in and presses a kiss to the side of your head. For a moment he rests his head against yours, sending those silent messages he always does that you learned to read from his body language over time. You return the pressure, resting your head against his and he sighs, giving you another kiss, this time on the cheek, before standing and offering you his hand.

You accept the gesture and follow him as he leads you to the bedroom and pulls you down with him. He pushes the covers aside and you climb in with him, following his movements as he wraps his arms around you tightly and press the occasional kiss somewhere on your skin as you drift to sleep.

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The Umbrella Academy Masterlist

Main Masterlist

Axel

NSFW Alphabet

Pronouns: None mentioned Physical Sex: Either, wording is neutral Rating: M/Smut Warnings: Sex, cum, violence as a turn-on, mentions of porn, choking, hair pulling, masturbation

Domesticality?: Axel the Swede X Gender Neutral Reader

Prompt: Request; fluff with Axel Pronouns: None Mentioned Physical Sex: None Mentioned Rating: G/Fluff Warnings: tooth rot, mention of Axel’s totally legal job, no dialogue because all he uses is body language, short fic Summary: When Axel doesn’t have work he’s a lot sweet than people may think

Oscar

NSFW Alphabet

Prompt: NSFW Alphabet Pronouns: None mentioned Physical Sex: Both, see breaks for whichever works for you Rating: E/Smut Warnings: Sex, cum, mentions of porn, toys, hair pulling, sex in water, oral, collars

Otto

SFW Alphabet

Pronouns: None mentioned Physical Sex: None mentioned Rating: T/Fluff Warnings: Canon typical violence, mentions of injury, tooth rotting fluff

NSFW Alphabet: Otto The Swede

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Poly Swedes

Too Many Cats! The Swedes X Any Gender Reader

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Headcannons: Dating The Swedes (Poly)

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Welcome to IKEA (Totally not the mafia): The Swedes X Any Gender Reader

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The Swedes X Hargreaves! Commission! NSG Reader

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The Swedes X AFAB Reader

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The Swedes X Hargreaves! Commission! NSG Reader

Ah, yes, random inspiration for a request long old! Might do a sequel with some fix it elements because no one needs to the see our boys die.

Working with the boys was always scary. There was a chance one of you was going to have to see something terrible happen to the other. When you went solo it seemed easier, like you could forget that you boys were in danger. The commission wasn’t too happy about grouping the love birds together, but with all the trouble these fugitives had caused, Carmichael wasn’t taking any chances. These fugitives did happen to be your siblings, but it’s not like this sort of thing was odd.

When you started working for the commission it was clear that anyone who messed with the timeline was in the wrong. When Fives joined years later it seemed like he understood that. But now you were getting off a bus fully ready to stop the hell that your brother had started. You didn’t expect to see Five right off the bat.

The boys took their shots, but you had to take a moment to process. Fives met your eyes for a second before he disappeared with the briefcase. You drew your gun and moved with the boys. Axel’s silent commands were clear as his brother spread out to survey. You stayed by him in front of what was formally Hazel. The two of you scanned the surroundings for anything out of order. The briefcase had been damaged, the jump wasn’t complete.

You caught sight of an abnormal amount of smoke conveniently hiding behind a car. You nudged Axel’s arm and nodded to the car. He whistled to catch Oscar and Otto’s attention. The brothers formed up again to begin assault on the car. Oscar went around to find an empty spot, Five wasn’t there. The smirk that had formed on Axel’s face, the thought of an easy job that would permit you all to go home and lounge on the couch, was gone immediately.

You could feel that familiar weight in the air that Five always left when he jumped. You scanned as much around you as you could see, but there was no sign of your brother. The boys went right in search as you tried to figure out where Five could have jumped to. Before you thought to look up Axel’s whistle caught your attention. The boys were at the corner, gazing at a milk truck.

The milk guy was not expecting to be jumped by a group of assassins. It was likely he’d never even heard of that particular job. It made taking the truck rather easy. Oscar had the idea to play dress for the next part of the mission. Otto’s first instinct was to tease his brother in the milkman uniform and Axel was holding a laugh. Being the adoring spouse you are, you simply told he looked handsome and gave him a lingering kiss that made the other two members of your relationship quiet down. You made sure to give them both a kiss on the cheek to make up for it.

Axel was quick to plan. He explained in little detail, all of you just understanding how his mind worked. The small waiting period was easily passed. As you all waited in light silence in the back of the milk truck. You had found a comfortable spot on Otto’s lap as the small giant took a nap. He had his arms loosely fixed around your waist so you wouldn’t fall. Playing with his hair seemed to make the time pass quickly. Oscar fretted with his new clothes for awhile until he couldn’t find anything wrong and joined Axel in staring at a schematic plan of the asylum you’d find Diego in.

The sun had set softly around you in the sleepy state you found Otto's comforting slumber putting you in. Axel kneeled beside you and placed a kiss on your head. His way of telling you it was time to go on mission. You gave him a nod of acknowledgement and turned to wake Otto. You shook his shoulder lightly and roused him awake. He gave you a small and sleepy kiss as he began the gradual process of fully waking up.

You stood up and moved to the front of the truck where the other boys were. Axel was getting the truck started and Oscar had started fiddling with his uniform buttons again. You ran your hand through the smaller Swede’s hair and gave him a reassuring look when he turned to face you. This mission would go fine.

Oscar went in first so as to not raise alarm. Upon the sound of his shotgun the rest of you went in. Oscar’s once pristine white uniform now had a light blood splatter that made him seem even more handsome. The smirk you caught a glimpse of was you loved to see on his face. He was proud of himself. The proud little Swede went to shut off the lights as his brothers grew their own bit of pride for their small brother.

The four of you walked down the halls in search of your own brother. Axel led the charge as he always did as brought up the rear. The sound of howling caught your attention. It was a madhouse, and it was your only clue. Axel turned down the appropriate hallway with the rest of you in tow.

Even in the dark hallway and with the uncharacteristically long hair you recognized your brother. The boys didn’t hesitate to start firing. It took you a moment to lull it over, but ultimately started firing with the boys. This mission is a do or die situation. Between your siblings and your husbands, in the moment, the choice was clear.

The chase escalated when the other inmates were released and crowded the halls. The only place they could have run was to a maintenance closet. Axel kicked open the door with no issue and the brother began to fire wildly, not missing an inch of the small room. Otto was the last to stop. He found their escape route and a sense of relief and guilt went through you. Diego wasn’t dead yet.

You followed the escape route through more convert means that involved stairs. It led to the lower levels of the asylum where you found a duo of disarmed police officers. Upon their pleads not to shoot Axel fitted them each with a bullet to the skull. The sight of an exit was in view and after making it outside you were met with failure. Just a large group of inmates dancing and running away.

The feeling of Axel failing was one that stung the air like poison. He didn’t like making mistakes. You took the gun from his hand and replaced it with a reassuring squeeze. His feeling died down slightly, but he was still very annoyed that they’d lost Diego.

Upon returning to the milk truck Axel was still on edge, Oscar was tired, and Otto was unhappy. The trio didn’t fail often. You did what you could to console them, but an uplift of spirit would have to wait until you had more space.

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NSFW Alphabet: Axel The Swede

Pronouns: None mentioned Physical Sex: Either, wording is neutral Rating: M/Smut Warnings: Sex, cum, violence as a turn-on, mentions of porn, choking, hair pulling, masturbation

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Axel is a very accommodating man by default. He takes care of you with no questions asked. He usually does so silently, already knowing what you need.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and their partner’s)

He loves your face, more specifically your jaw line. Tracing his finger along it and ending at your chin to tilt your head up is how most things get started. He is a fan of his own ass. He knows you love it and will use it to his advantage.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)

He is pleasantly surprised when you cum unexpectedly. He hates when you warn him, relishing in the spontaneous feeling of you cuming on his hand most times.

D = Dirty secret (A dirty secret of theirs)

He first got turned on by you when you held a knife to his throat.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Not much. He’s seen porn over and over enough, but you were his first.

F = Favorite position (This goes without saying)

He loves it against a wall. He is the definition of a switch, so it doesn’t matter who’s pinning who.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

He’s serious over anything else. He’s rarely ever anything but.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He takes care of himself. He didn’t before he met you, but now he has someone to perform for. The carpet does indeed match the drapes to a tee.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He’s more spontaneous than romantic. There will the the odd occasion where he’ll cook dinner and take things slow to last out the night, but it’s usually a sudden moment of passion.

J = Jack off (Masturbation headcanon)

He doesn’t often unless on missions. If he’s out in the field and something reminds him of you then he has to take the night to think of you.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Choke him against the wall and pull his hair, or he’ll do it to you. He’s not picky.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

He loves shower or sauna sex. It’s perfectly set up and he often showers with you anyway.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

When he first gets home, it doesn't matter what you’re doing, the arousal of being an assassin is fresh in his mind and he needs to fuck right then and there.

N = No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He would not be interested in bondage of any kind. He just has a bad feeling about it.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He is very willing to give, but he loves to receive. Even if it’s an off day and you don’t do well, he loves if. He can pull at your hair and let out his frustration with it.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough or slow and sensual? etc.)

He can take his time, but he prefers a faster pace.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He is very adamant about quickies. It’s his favorite way to do things.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

He is not much of a risk taker. The biggest risk he’s taken is with locations.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

He can go all night if you’re going slow, but at his usual pace he can only go a handful of rounds.

T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them on a partner or themselves?)

He does not have toys, he wouldn’t even be able to tell what one was if you asked him.

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

He doesn’t tease. He wants you to cum as fast as you can.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He is not a vocal man in everyday life, and that transfers to the bedroom. When he moans, it’s in your ear just for you to hear what you can do to him.

W = Wild card (A random headcanon for the character)

He likes watching porn with you and either getting each other off or masturbating to yourselves.

X = X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

A relatively average lad, a bit slender though.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

If you haven’t been around each other in a while, you’ll be like rabbits for the next few days. However, if he’s been home for awhile it doesn’t happen too often.

Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He’s trained to fall asleep quickly out of necessity, so he’s out right away. You’ll often drift off admiring his face and playing with his hair.