#awww poor beeb

[the-blind-geisha]

Lil’ request inspired by what went down in episode 5: Demiurge is feeling a bit down because Albedo’s being a bitch and his favorite lady (could be SB mc or a human mc that Demi keeps as a cherished pet) notices this and decided to do something to cheer him up. Sfw or nsfw is up to you ;)

A/N: I swear, it broke my heart!! Q_Q I love Albedo with my whole dang soul, but that wrecked me to PIECES when she said what she did to him... *Deep breath*. Okay. This should heal it.

Was he a failure?

Demiurge couldn't help but ponder such a heavy question after his talk with Albedo prior. He always wanted to work best he could beneath the Supreme Beings. However, after finding out through the Leader of the Floor Guardians, no less, he had failed... he felt useless.

She knocked on his door, calling out to the Seventh Floor Guardian. “Demiurge?”

Hearing the voice of his Lady, Demiurge did his best to straighten up. He fixed his tie and made sure there wasn't a single blemish on his suit.

Entering into his bedroom, she looked to the devil with concern. “Whatever is the matter? It is rare you retreat to your bedroom so hastily after a talk with Albedo.”

He wasn't sure he should say. Demiurge just did his best to smile. “Ah, it is nothing you need concern yourself with, my Lady.”

She folded her hands before her attire, coming closer with a shake of her head. “No, I do concern myself with it. I wish for there to only be happiness in your future.”

Hearing such a wish made the devil tense, his hands clutching his pant legs tightly in disbelief she would wish such a thing of him. “My Lady, forgive me but... according to Albedo, I have failed miserably.”

“How? Why in the world would she ever say such a thing!” She sat beside him, placing her hand upon his shoulder in hopes to calm him.

Demiurge lowered his head, shaking it as though refusing to say why. He figured she'd know if anything.

Her fingertips touched upon his chin, urging him to look at her. “Demiurge, you are one of the most brilliant minds of Nazarick. Don't fault yourself because you are unable to do everything you believe Ainz or myself may desire.”

“But, my Lady, I—!”

“Shh,” she cooed, bringing his head closer to rest upon her chest. At times, she often felt like she was taking care of a child. He over thought situations so much that it would ruin him. He didn't deserve to put himself through such stress.

Resting on her chest, the devil blushed. He was relieved his face was hidden, so she wouldn't have the ability to witness such a thing. The devil's tail buzzed with excitement, his dead heart beating wildly in his chest.

“Whatever I can do to make you feel better, I will gladly do so.”

“I am unworthy of such a request, my Lady...!” Demiurge couldn't even think of what he would possibly want. Suddenly, his tail stopped moving as a thought dawned on him. Anything I could possibly desire? Demiurge hummed. “My Lady?”

“Yes?”

He pulled away from the hug just a bit, not wishing for her arms to retreat from where they rested on his shoulders. “Perhaps mmm... If I could request one thing to make me feel better, it would be a kiss.”

Her eyes widened, hands moving from where they rested. “Oh, you mean on the cheek?”

Demiurge shook his head. “Mm, on the lips.” He tapped on the exact spot for extra measure.

“O-Okay,” she stuttered, not expecting for this to be the answer. “If it'll make you happy, I'll be delighted to fulfill this request.” She took in a deep breath before cradling his cheeks to bring him closer to kiss.

The moment her lips touched his, Demiurge felt all the sorrow and anger towards himself evaporate upon every second she allowed it to linger. His own hand in kind reached towards her, rubbing the delicate skin with his thumb as he enjoyed in the taste of her breath. It invigorated the demon. Even when she pulled away for just a moment, he breathed his desire. “Please, longer.”

“I...” She wasn't sure what to say. Denying him something that could make him happy wasn't within her to do. Taking another steady breath like she was about to dive under water, she inched closer to him once more, tilting her head to the side to kiss the devil as he so wanted.

The crooked nose of the creature rubbed sweetly near the side of her own. What once started off as what she expected to be a single peck on the lips deepened. Demiurge's tongue rolled sweetly against her lips, begging for entrance to do more—taste of more.

She wasn't expecting that. Her heart leapt in her chest, but she allowed it. Her lips parted as the demon's tongue snaked into her mouth to caress against her own wet muscle to savor her breath and her saliva as though it were sweet nectar.

D-Demiurge...! she thought to herself, unable to even pull away.

Demiurge's hands drifted to her lower jaw line, caressing her in loving want for more. As her own tongue was near his lips, he was delicate and suckled upon it to entice the fiery bloom within his chest as well as her own.

Pulling from the kiss at that moment, she breathed out in a panic—the string of saliva breaking from their union. “S-Sorry, Demiurge, but I cannot—!”

Realizing he must have stepped out of line, he began to worry once more. “My Lady! It is I who should ask for your forgiveness! I shouldn't have been so bold as to assume you wanted more!”

Her eyes darted back and forth, sucking in her lower lip as she shook her head. “N-No, it's fine, it... It was...kinda nice, really.”

“Eh?” Demiurge wasn't expecting that remark, making him give her a curious look.

“I, umm!” She eeped, not knowing what she was saying to begin with. Reaching over, she pat him on the head like he was a mere dog or a child who did good. “E-Excuse me, Demiurge! I-I have things to do! Err, keep up the good work! As always! You're great and umm...Y-Yeah! You're great!”

“My Lady, I—!”

He couldn't even say a word, she had already hurried out of the room, trying to calm her heart down from such an intimate exchange. Of course she loved it, but she wasn't sure what Ainz would say about her being so loving with a former NPC....

[zoetekohana]

I finally watched “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows” and I wrote down all my reactions:

Here it goes... COWABUNGA MY TURTLE DUDES.

Ooooh I love the use of ninja throwing stars for the Paramount stars.

I’m also digging the music.

TURTLE FORMATION

Omg, Mickey, no squirrel formation. (I don’t want to see those creepy squirrels from the 2012 series.)

Honestly, even though the plot of the 2014 film wasn’t great (hopefully this one will be better), they had the personalities down to a tee, and it’s great to see that’s still the case.

The way they depict the sibling relationship between Leo, Raph, Donnie and Mickey is so awesome to watch. Not to forget: the fact that they actually act like teenagers is such a plus.

Case in point: Donnie repeatedly telling Raph to “do it do it do it do it do it [the shellskateboarding thing]”. I love it.

Hahahaah, Kevin the pizza guy. Such a nice Kevin Eastmann cameo!

Donnie: “When I say Knicks you say Go.” I’m reminded of the failed “When I say Vol you say Tron.” speech. But at least the bros got it right.

Vern The Falcon? Oh no....

Hahaha, shooting the little spit balls at Vern and then mimicking his falcon. See, such teenagers.

APRIL IS CALLING DONNIE.

I REPEAT APRIL IS CALLING DONNIE.

Yes, I ship them. Shush.

Also, that blonde wig + glasses look really good on Megan Fox? 

Baxter Stockmann... He’d go with a FLY FORMATION.

Donnie to April: “Do you need us there?”  Awwww.

April to Donnie: “That birthday present that you made for me?” AWWW.

Yes, April, explain Baxter the difference between geek and nerd.

Omg, Baxter, that laugh.

Ofc there needs to be some Megan Fox fanservice... /eyeroll (She was pretty badass going undercover, but still that was unnecessary.)

HAHAHA I LOVE THE DONNIE SMILEY FACE ON HER WATCH WHEN THE DOWNLOAD OF THE FILES IS COMPLETE!

Oh no, the pizza slice on the basketball court....

Poor Mikey, he just want to “LIVE UP THERRRREEE. Up there where flowers bloom.” (And now I have that South Park song stuck in my head.) 

Also, a Transformers reference, really?

Wait;;; How are the copied files on April’s watch being deleted? She downloaded them? She wasn’t streaming them....

But good on her for discovering that Baxter is working with Shredder (where did that hunch come from though?) and that he + the Foot Clan plan on breaking him out when he’s being transferred.

Casey Jones as a law enforcer? That’s new? 

Ngl, I don’t really like that detail. It doesn’t suit him.

BEBOP AND ROCKSTEADY!!!!! :D

It’s not a Michael Bay production without car explosions. /eyeroll (again)

Also, NYC believes that Vern stopped the Shredder. Why didn’t the NY police ask him to accompany this super important transfer?

Hahaha, that tmnt theme’d honk. I LOVE.

Great updates on the Turtle Shell, Donnie.

Raph when taking out the last of three foot bikers: “That’s how I roll. That’s how you roll.”

Why didn’t Raph stay on the bike? He could cover more ground that way.

Soooo, Baxter knows of the Turtles. 

I love how personalised the Turtle Shell is.

Hi there, Krang! 

So, lemme get this straight: Krang needs the three teleport devices he sent to Earth to join them into an arch capacitor to teleport the Technodrome to Earth to conquer it. But he was able to teleport Shredder to where he was. Something does not add up there... 

So many plotholes.

But whatever, I’m still enjoying this. :) 

Donnie and April make such a great team.

But how is she going to get to the TCRI’s mainframe? (Also, how is she going undercover everywhere? Isn’t she recognised as a television reporter?)

Chief: “Manhole covers?”

That was some nice exposition on Jones wanting to become a detective. Like really? It was so odd to tell your superior who’s clearly mad at you that.

The casting for Bebop and Rocksteady is so spot on.

It’s still weird not to have the Shredder vs Splinter backstory. It feels like Splinter is just there now? He’s more important than that. :(

Is that barkeep the Vulture from b99? 

Quickly looked it up, yep, that’s Dean Winters. :D

It’s not a Turtles movie without some Vanilla Ice. ;)

Reporter thing aside... Why go on this important undercover mission on high heels? Everyone can hear you. That’s not stealthy there, April. 

I get that the purple ooze is different (iirc from the 1987 series) - although I’m not a fan of a different kind of mutagen -, but why not mention the green ooze? They have the green mutagen from the previous film that mutated the Turtles and Splinter? Or am I completely remembering the 2014 film wrong?

Also, how did Shredder shoot two darts into two different directions? 

Yes, that gun has two barrels, but he shot both darts practically at the same time?

Also, how are they mutating into a warthog and a rhinoceros without the DNA from those animals? 

The way they transformed, that sequence, was pretty cool, though.

Hmm, so we all have a dormant animal gen. It’s an explanation for not needing the animal DNA, I guess.

YES TO HBIC APRIL O’NEIL!

So Casey wants to be a detective, but then suits up as the Hockey Vigilante we know and love. That really doesn’t make much sense.

April to Casey: “Stacey Moans?”

Stacey’s mom has got it going on.... And now I’ve got that song stuck in my head, haha.

Amell physically makes a good Casey Jones. But I’m sorry to say, he’s so stiff and mainly has two faces: this :| or this :D. I’m not a big fan of this casting. I’m okay with it, but idk.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

And Koteas is forever my favourite Casey Jones. 

Casey to the turtles: “Do not eat us humans.” Are we really going with that joke?

I love Mickey’s introduction of the Turtles to Casey. :D

DONNIE’S POSE . <3

Haha, Mikey and Raph keeping Casey out of the huddle.

Leo about Casey: “Raph, grab Friday the 13th.” Great reference.

Casey: “And have the most pretentious names ever.” 

”Is it me you’re looking for?” ♫ Omg, Splinter listening to pop ballads. I love. xD

Of course Donnie could turn the ooze so they could become humans.

Don’t keep secrets from your brothers, Leo. 

Awww, Mickey. The one who wants to be among humans the most. :(

A Turtle Christmas album?? I WANT!

Leo: “There’s only one vote that counts in this family: Mine!” Harsh, bro.

Awww, ofc Donnie loves museums. :)

Casey to Vern: “See you there.” Mikey to Vern: “See you there.” Vern: “He already said that.” That made me laugh more than it should have.

I love how Leo and Donnie are riding the subway like that.

They’re not monsters. :’(

I want to give Mickey a big hug.

Leo to Splinter: “I can’t get them all on the same page, to think with one mind.” Splinter to Leo: “You shouldn’t want them all to think the same. It’s their different points-of-view that makes the team strong. A good leader understands this. A good brother accepts it.” I love this. 

Seriously, the personalities and the interactions are so on point.

Where did Beebs and Rock get a tank???

So many fistbumps in this film, omg.

I forgot to mention this before, but I like that Donnie isn’t as muscle-y as the others. I do like these different personal designs.

Also, Donnie easily jumping to go to the other plane. That was great.

Raph: “What would Vin Diesel do? No regrets, no fear.” Hahahaha.

Whoa, really, shooting from a tank inside a plan? “Dude seriously” is the right reaction.

Also, how is Donnie able to stay inside that open cockpit??? 

Lbr, Donnie is the mvp in this film.

“THIS PIG IS FLYING!” Hahahahahaha.

Raph seeing that turtle. A reference to Spike, maybe? :D

Okay, that entire river sequence was AWESOME!!! 

I wouldn’t change one things about it: from seeing the turtles swim under water, to Raph saving Donnie from the tank missile, to the four of them hiding in their shell (along with that “ploemp” sound effect) when going down the water fall.

Leo (sarcastically): “Thanks, guys. Real time effort.” Wow, way to be a dick there. :/

”Justice comes in all shapes and sizes.” That explains Casey Jones suiting up in his hockey vigilante get-up, I guess. But idk, that little plot could have been written better.

Come on, Vern, you can step up. :)

Oh no, Vern missing the obvious there with the location of the data storage of that hidden camera. hashtag relatable

Leo: “We may be brothers, but we’re not a team.”  That hurts....

But that portal technically isn’t your science, Baxter, it’s Krang’s. The names you mentioned might become footnotes, but so would you.

Donnie gathered all that information rather quickly? Unbelievable quickly?

But again, he’s the mvp!

I love that old video console on Donnie’s wrist.

They’re turtles forever. :)

I really thought Shredder was going to say that Baxter would always the same, aka “a fly on the wall” instead of “a footnote”.

Vern: “When something bad happens, you want to be with the turtles.” That is true.

Haha, oh u Shredder. You betrayed Baxter to have all the glory, but you didn’t consider Krang would betray you?

KRANG DOESN’T SHARE FOOD.

Oh, I noticed that Triceration next to Shredder! :D

Wow, Jade spoke for once. :o

I like the way the police protected the Turtles from being seen by the public.

Raph: “SURF’S UP, NY!”

Again with the heels, O’Neil?

I love that shot with the four turtles standing on the edge of the almost finished Technodrome.

Mikey calling Krang “a chewed up piece of gum” and then Leo continuing with “Bubblicious”, haha.

Mickey: “I’m vertical.”

Mickey is the second mvp this film.

I really really love that Donnie and Mickey get most screentime this film.

Great how Casey tricked Beebs and Rock like that. :)

TEAM EFFORT, BB!

Leo: “We got something nobody else has.” Leo, Donnie and Mickey: “Turtle power!” while Raph: “Garbage truck!” Hahahaha.

But seriously: TURTLE POWER!

Finally, April being a reporter again.

Chief to the turtles: “Last name?”  Hamato immediately came to mind, tbh.

Some Capril flirting. ;)

HEROES IN A HALF SHELL! ♫

I love the comic style in the end credits. 

But see: Splinter’s actor isn’t even mentioned in the special part of the end credits. He deserves better and more.

All in all, despite its flaws (too many expositions or Krang being the main villain with hardly any screentime f.e.), I really enjoyed watching this. It’s so much better than the 2014 one. 

(I do hope for actual one on one friendship between Donnie and Mickey next time, though. I love the turtles most together, but separate friendships I love them the most.) (And on that note: Where was my Raph&Casey romance friendship?)

[nerdiesimmer2]

♦ replies~

i definitely need to do replies more often. those are getting out of hand. >.>

stephaniesim replied to your photoset“i know it’s not sunday and technically this isn’t even a selfie but i...”

Pretty!

macandsimss replied to your photoset“i know it’s not sunday and technically this isn’t even a selfie but i...”

Omg it's so pretty! I love it !!

novellam-under-the-stars replied to your photoset“i know it’s not sunday and technically this isn’t even a selfie but i...”

Ohhhh so pretty!!!!!

thank you guys!! ♥♥♥  i’m completely in love with this dress and i can’t wait to wear it. 

novellam-under-the-stars replied to your post“

@kami2881​ you won’t have to wait too long, i actually played...”

Wait-- people were using xkit for replies?? I've always just done them by hand...

romeo-and-simulet replied to your post“

@kami2881​ you won’t have to wait too long, i actually played...”

saaaaaaaaaaaame ;_; I used to do them like this and...um no

yeah, people were using xkit. and i really hate that tumblr did that weird update that made everything go away. i want the old replies back, doing it this way is a real pain. ;__;

romeo-and-simulet replied to your photoset“i know it’s not sunday and technically this isn’t even a selfie but i...”

YAAAAS prom was fun (if it's a general German thing to just eat lots of food and do funny things for your teachers and don't dance ever)

i just reall really hope that i won’t have to dance. and yeah,  we will have free food & drinks and some program. the worst that will happen is probably this weird flashmob some people have planned.

aneverendingreality replied to your photoset“Cornsilk: “So you grew up on a farm, you say. You must have a lot of...”

Ahh oh no :( I think my baby is going home

i know ;-; i was so sad to send her home, i thought she was really cute. 

romeo-and-simulet replied to your photoset“Cornsilk: “So tell me something about yourself, Peachie. Where did you...”

oh dear this is an interesting bc

right?? the characters are so different and the gap between the heighest and the lowest score is always huge.

macandsimss replied to your photoset“Yum.”

😍 so cute

she’s my little baby ♥♥ and she will grow up into a beautiful woman

ahplumbobs replied to your photoset“The Gang.”

Their both so cute!

♥ our sims definitely make the cutest babies ever!

smillingsection replied to your photoset“TOPAZ: “This can’t be so hard, right?” TOPAZ: “Wow, this is actually...”

this BC has such a pretty colour palette! It's absolutely gorgeous!

ahh, thank you so much!! i actually started this whole thing just because i thought the colour was so pretty :D

amespixels replied to your post“I really want to start a pastel rainbowcy challenge but I already have...”

Just starting to set one up myself, but I have no time and definitely should not be doing it lol oh well!

cowardlypixels replied to your post“I really want to start a pastel rainbowcy challenge but I already have...”

saaame ;-;

i just feel like this rule set gives me the possibility to not just lose interest in this rainbowcy because i don’t know what to do anymore. and it’s really fun so far.

kami2881 replied to your photoset“Peach: “Holy cra-AAP.” Peach: “I just want to go to bed…” Peach lasted...”

Good job and omg i can't her face is just too funny

their faces were like the best thing about this whole challenge

simlovinggirl replied to your photoset“INTRODUCING GARDENIA CREAM DELICATE ARTISTIC ♦ FAMILY ORIENTED...”

OMG she is so precious!!! Can't wait to see her rainbowcy! :D

THANK YOUUU ;___;

cuteplumbbies replied to your photoset“INTRODUCING GARDENIA CREAM DELICATE ARTISTIC ♦ FAMILY ORIENTED...”

YAAASSSS

cowardlypixels replied to your photoset“INTRODUCING GARDENIA CREAM DELICATE ARTISTIC ♦ FAMILY ORIENTED...”

BRUHHHH! I'm starting a PRC too! i can totally make a spouse or two if you want

those pastel rainbowcies are a real trend right now. but who can blame us, it’s an awesome challenge.

and thank you for your offer but right now i have all the spouses i need. though, i’ll maybe come back to you about that when the first kids are growing up.

davidmont replied to your photoset“Peach: “Holy cra-AAP.” Peach: “I just want to go to bed…” Peach lasted...”

lmao poor but a lot of time!

davidmont replied to your photoset“It’s time for the last ride of the challenge and the sun’s beginning...”

yay this is the best

at one point i was just sitting there, hoping that they will finally fall so i can wrap up this challenge and go to bed :’D

simblragain replied to your photoset“Apricot - 16.35 Peachie - 14.25”

Tangerine is not photogenic 😂

haha, no, she definitely isn’t. she kept tripping over her own feet because of her clumsy trait while i was taking those pictures :’D

kami2881 replied to your photoset“Cornsilk: “…Topaz?” Topaz: “Of course! Yes! Thank you so much.”...”

Awww poor bby well it has beeb a fun rise

it was also real fun having her! though she and cornsilk just didn’t seem to hit it off...

novellam-under-the-stars replied to your photo

That height difference though😍

novellam-under-the-stars replied to your photo

It's always so cute

i know, right?? it’s just because of the pose but gardenia appears to be a bit bigger in a lot of my screenshots even though that’s not possible :’D ♥♥