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doritodemon13 ¡ 1 month ago
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Hi bill! Me and the other henchmaniacs have been making mischief. They ate all Ford and dippers pens, replaced ford's pencils with the bad kind that break everything you use them, we scattered a different bills thigh highs around his office, and I stole all his jackets! Are you proud boss? :]
* Pets their Heads *
I'm really proud of you :)
Also… can you mail the jackets to me in the theraprism…?
I need them for… revenge plans or something.
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yeet-or-be-hawed ¡ 6 years ago
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“Jealousy looks cute on you” High Honor! Arthur Morgan x Reader Fluff
High honor! Arthur x reader
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Arthur has noticed you receiving attention from other men and you can’t figure out what his problem is.
“I hope someone has told you how gorgeous that smile is today, because you deserve to here it every day.” The man at the bar was sitting way too close to you for comfort and you could smell the liquor on his breath. You waved the bar tender over, hoping you could just ignore the drunk stranger.
Arthur told you to meet him at the saloon to plan a home robbery over a couple of drinks. You’ve only been in the gang for a few months, but you’ve already gotten close with everyone at camp, even Micah to your distaste, has been openly friendly with you and if you didn’t know any better you would say he was flirting. You usually laugh it off and respond with something witty but something about him just makes you wary, so you avoid being alone with him at all times. But of all the friends you made in camp, Arthur is your closest friend. Hosea likes to joke about how good for each other you are, but you dismiss it every time saying how you’re just good friends.
You would be a liar if you said you hadn’t thought about it. Arthur is very handsome after all, and under all that hard exterior he’s just a softie. Once while on a trip to town when it was just the two of you he stopped mid conversation. Off to the side of the road, a white tail doe was struggling and crying on the ground. You watched Arthur approach the deer, expecting him to put it out of its misery. He kneeled beside the doe and gently ran a hand down its abdomin and his eyes softened, “she’s about to give birth. Looks like the poor thing is having a hard time, we need to help her.” He said absolutely, you realized you’ve never heard his voice so soft and focused.
He turned to you and asked if you could set up camp. You nodded and immediately started on the fire. “When you get the fire started, run down to that river and grab some water. Get it boilin’ if ya don’t mind, darlin’.”
You turned towards the river immediately, hiding your blushing cheeks. You had heard him call his horse darlin’ but not anyone else at the camp. ‘Maybe...just maybe’ you think to yourself. As you bring the water back to the fire to boil, you look at Arthur. His eyes fixed on the doe like it’s the only thing in the world. ‘There’s no way’ you think to yourself. ‘He’s too handsome for the likes of me.’ And push every romantic thought out of your head.
You weren’t much help other than being an extra set of hands, Arthur had definitely done this multiple times before, his hands were experienced and he spoke softly to the doe, giving her support that she couldn’t understand but you were certain she knew.
He pulled the fawn as the mother pushed and you heard a small whimpering. Arthur turns to you holding the new born fawn, and the love in his eyes was enough to melt your heart. He gently place the fawn with the mother, and just as quickly as Arthur shifted to a side you had never seen, he was back to his regular self. After wiping his hands, he crossed you to get on his horse. “You ready?” He said.
You were breathless. The man you knew to be a ruthless killer who is willing to rob and steal from any man just stopped to help an animal that may not have even needed his help. You nodded.
You were pulled out of your thoughts by another stranger. “Did ya hear me ma’am? I’m talking to you.” A different man, at least twice your age and twice as ugly had taken the spot of your last admirer. You roll your eyes and give him a smile and turn back to bar tender. As you lift your hand to wave the bartender, the drunk ugly man grabbed your arm with enough force to make you wince as he grabbed you. “Now you best be payin’ attention to me girl, I asked you how much you cost.”
You tried to pull back your wrist but he tightens his grip, you know it’s going to bruise but that’s the last thing on your mind. “Excuse you sir, but you couldn’t give me enough money to even look at you twice.” You spit back defiantly.
That was a mistake. He raised his other hand to strike you. Right as it’s about to hit its target another hand comes from the corner of your eye. You turn and as instantly relieved.
“The lady isn’t interested. Now I suggest you get yer goddamn hand off her before I break both of your wrists.” Arthur must’ve slipped in while short, drunk, and ugly was distracting you.
“Both w-“ he howled in pain as Arthur swiftly twisted the man’s wrist and you heard a solid crack. You couldn’t help but smile as the man looked between you and Arthur. As soon as Arthur released him, he ran straight out of the saloon tail tucked between his legs.
Arthur slid in beside you and waved the bartender over. He ordered his usual, two shots of whiskey. He pushed the second one to you which you gladly accepted. After you both take your shots, he turns to you. “So, you had a lead for a home robbery?”
“Yeah, an old man living out on the plains. A mean bastard, no family or friends so no one will be with him or looking for him. Apparently he’s got a good bit of money stashed somewhere on the property.”
Arthur nods. “Sounds good, have you scoped it out yet?”
“Rode by there just yesterday. No neighbors near by and pretty far from any main roads. I highly doubt we’ll have any trouble.”
Arthur smiled and you hoped he assumed your pink cheeks were from the liquor. “Look at you, big bad robber! You’re one of us, that’s for sure.”
After getting two more shots for the both of you, he looked at your wrist and frowned. When you looked down you noticed it was already starting to bruise. “I oughta kill that bastard.” He said with that deadly tone that you weren’t sure if it scared you or stirred something more primal in you.
You gave a nervous laugh, “awww you know better than to worry about me, you know I’m tough as nails!” You let out a loud belch and Arthur’s face softened as he let out a deep bellied laugh.
“Well, I just-“
“Ma’am, is this guy bothering you?” What was with the men in the bar today? This fellow looked barely old enough to be in a saloon, dressed much nicer than anyone else in the bar. You look at Arthur and his jaw was clenched tight, a hard look on his face you found hard to read. “If he is bothering you, you’re more than welcome to enjoy your drinks with a gentlemen.” He said smugly. “I’m sure a handsome gentlemen is better company than some dirty bumpkin.”
You turn to the stranger. He has no idea who he’s talking to and you feel sorry for him. You waited for Arthur to jump down his throat, punch him, and continue like normal but there was a strange look in his eye, almost a look of defeat.
You put a hand on the stranger’s chest and give him your sweetest smile. You couldn’t help notice Arthur’s eyes widen and stare at your hand. You leaned in close to the stranger, he was wearing a strong fragrance that made you want to gag. You could feel him straighten up in victory as he wrapped an arm around your waist. “Ya know,” you say softly in his ear “I would rather eat shit off a platter than give you the time of day. And as for this” you grabbed his hand from your waist gently “if this isn’t removed in the next five seconds, it will be removed from your body and that’s a promise.”
The stranger was dumbfounded, he stumbled on his words. “I er...I just-“
“You just nothing. Now git.” Your voice much lower and more serious.
He turned so quickly to leave he tripped over his own feet and crawled to his table. You turn to Arthur who is equally dumbfounded. You give him a smile and turn to the door, “come on Arthur, let’s go grab some supplies from camp then we can head out.”
When you returned to camp, Kieran was already at your tent. He looked nervous but that wasn’t anything new for him, he always seemed nervous here, especially around Arthur, Dutch, and Bill. You always had a soft spot for him, you were the first to trust him and give him friendship. You understood what it was like to be in a bad situation with bad people and saw how genuine he was when he spoke. Come to think of it, you’ve never heard him tell a single lie. “Lookin’ for me Kieran?”
He stands and faces you quickly, he was surprised to see Arthur standing behind you and immediately started fumming with his hands. He looked at you, at the ground, at Arthur, then back to the ground. “I er...I wanted you to have this.” He pulled a candy bar out of his pocket and handed it to you.
“Oh Kieran that’s my favorite chocolate bar! How did you know?” You beamed at him, before you joined the gang you spent most of your life alone, and now you have a whole family of people who do nice things for you!
Kieran’s face turned bright red and he rubbed the back of his neck, “ahh it’s no big deal, just saw it last time I was in town and thought of you.” He looked at you and gave you a sheepish smile. “Anyways...that’s it I uh, I should go.”
Kieran hung his head and quickly walked away. You turned to Arthur, pleased with your gift from your friend, and again he had that strange look in his eyes, fist balled tight. “What’s wrong?”
His face changed quickly, “Not a thing, dar- Y/N. I need some things from my tent, want to meet back at the horses?”
“Sounds good!” You couldn’t help but think about how Arthur’s face looked earlier when at the bar and when Kieran gave you the chocolate. Was it anger? ‘Why would he be mad at Kieran giving me chocolate?’ You thought. ‘Maybe he doesn’t trust Kieran yet, I’ll have to talk to him and let him know he can trust him.’ You packed a couple days worth of provisions and supplies for your trip and walked to your horse, Clementine. She’s been with you for years and has been your only company in many situations. As you pat her neck she slowly moves her head towards your satchel. You give her a laugh, “you silly horse I know what you want.” You reach into your saddle and pull out a carrot. Clementine whinnies happily and you feed it to her. You feel a heavy hand on your shoulder and turn to see Arthur. “Ready?”
You nod and mount your horse. “Any of the guys coming with? I thought we could ask Lenny or Kieran to join us.”
Arthur made that face again, “We can handle this ourselves.” He whipped the reins causing his horse to push ahead, and you rolled your eyes and followed.
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The robbery went exactly as planned and you were back at camp after a day and a half. Arthur was quiet most of the time and you could tell something was bothering him. When you asked, he would dismiss it or change the subject. As you walked into camp, you were greeted by a very bouncy Kieran. “Y/N! I’m glad to see you, there’s something I’ve been meaning to ask you, do you have a moment?” You looked to Arthur who had already turned away and was headed towards his tent, his shoulders looked more slumped than usual.
You followed Kieran to a remote spot of the camp, you could tell he was nervous as he was fiddling his thumbs and every time you looked him in the eyes he looked away. “I um.. I wanted to ask you the other day, when I bought the chocolate but Mr. Morgan-“
You gave him a smile and put your hand on his, “You don’t have to worry about Arthur! He’s just a big sweetie, he’s not as tough as you think. Don’t let him scare you, he’ll come around eventually.”
Kieran looked at your hand and took it in his. “That’s not what I meant, anyways I, I wanted to ask you if you were interested in courting. I mean, courting with me.” He looked at you with a sweet smile and everything clicked when you felt your stomach drop. Kieran was a sweet guy and a great friend but you didn’t expect this. Suddenly his hands on yours made you feel uncomfortable. “Kieran I... I don’t know what to say.”
He perked up and squeezed your hand, “you could say yes?”
You frowned and pulled your hands from his, “I could, but it wouldn’t be fair to you. I just...I thought we were friends.”
Kieran’s face dropped, “Oh I see.”
Your stomach was in knots. You’ve turned down drunks and gentlemen alike but you’ve never turned down a friend and it felt awkward yet sad at the same time. You knew your friendship wouldn’t be the same and it bothered you. Why did he have to do that? Why couldn’t he be okay with just being friend? The next question on your mind jarred you, why aren’t you satisfied with being just friends with Arthur? You stood and put a hand on Kieran’s shoulder. “I’m sorry, I need to think for awhile. I hope we can still be friends.”
Kieran gave a weak nod but you knew by the look on his face things would not be the same. When you got back to your tent, you flopped down on your cot, confused and frustrated with the men in your camp.
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The next morning was odd to say the least. Usually you’re awoken by Arthur with two cups of coffee, weirdly spry and energetic for the morning time. You figured he may have slept in but when you opened your tent, you saw him sitting alone with a single cup of coffee. Did you say something on the trip to upset him?
You looked around and Kieran was no where to be seen, which left you feeling a bit of relief. You stretch and walk to join Arthur. “Keeping the coffee for yourself this morning, I see.” You day in a joking tone. He nods and grunts, but doesn’t turn to face you.
You put your hand on his shoulder, “everything okay?”
He shrugged off your hand and you felt a pang in your chest. Why was he being so cold to you all of a sudden? You grab his shoulder and pull him to face you. “What is your problem? Did I do something to upset you?”
He stares into his coffee and doesn’t respond. He’s never been this cold toward you and the sadness and annoyance turn to tears. “If you don’t want to be my friend anymore just say it!” Your voice breaks at the end and he finally looks at you. You turn away quickly trying to hide your childish tears and walk back to your tent. Why did everything change so quickly? In a matter of days you feel as if you’ve lost all of your friends and don’t even know why.
You hear a soft tapping on your tent flap, you already know who it is, and wipe the tears from your eyes. “Come in.” You try to hide your emotions but fail terribly.
Arthur ducks into your tent and sits next to you on your cot. He’s always seemed so big to you but you couldn’t help but feel he looked so small in that moment. “I-it’s not that I don’t want to be your friend, that’s not the problem.”
You were confused and frustrated at this point and finally snapped. “What is it then, Arthur? What do you want? I don’t even know what I did but I feel like I’ve lost you.”
He finally looks at you and the look in his eyes broke your heart. He looked so sad, like he had been beaten down and couldn’t get back up. “I just...you and Kieran I-“
You knew it. He couldn’t trust Kieran and was taking it out on you. “Kieran is a good guy! When will you get that? He’s not trying to hurt us!”
“It’s not that!” Arthur snapped back, he looked tired like he hadn’t slept the night before. It was obvious getting an attitude wouldn’t get you anywhere. You sighed and put your hand on his back. “What is it Arthur? I hate seeing you like this, I hate us acting like this towards each other. Please talk to me.”
Arthur took your hand and your heart fluttered. In that moment his stormy eyes looked more vulnerable than the fawn he helped deliver. “I’m not stupid, Y/N. I know how close you are, I always knew he wanted you, hell who doesn’t?” He swallowed and even though he wasn’t facing you you could see the pink tint to his cheeeks. “I saw last night, I saw you holding hands I knew he would ask soon I just wasn’t expecting this soon. I uh” he let out a shaky breath. “I wasn’t expecting to be this out of sorts over it. I can’t stand seeing the way he falls over himself over you, or the way Micah stares, or the way Lenny smiles at you. I just...” He trailed off.
You couldn’t believe what you were hearing, he couldn’t be saying what you thought he was, was he?
“I just...I’ll be okay, as long as your happy even if that damn Kieran is what makes you happy.” He gave you the saddest smile you had ever seen, but you were also confused. “Kieran? Yeah Kieran asked to court me last night, but I told him no.”
Arthur’s eyes sparkled and the sadness seemed to evaporate. “You said no? Why would you do that?”
You put your hand on his cheek and he leaned into your hand, “There’s someone else I would rather have.” You lean in and kiss him softly. You feel all the tension leave his body as he wraps his arms around you. His soft lips move with yours and you can feel your heart pounding.
He pulls away slowly, “I can’t tell you how long I’ve waited to do that.”
You smile and put your forehead against his, “well atleast you don’t have to wait anymore.”
He took your hands in yours, “Thank God, if I had to see you galavanting around on the arm of that moron I don’t know what I would do. Probably strangle him.”
You laugh, “probably. Ya know Arthur, jealousy is cute on you.”
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finderskeepersff ¡ 6 years ago
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You know when your brain replays moments, well being at the court case about Jordan and seeing his mother there. You know, I felt bad seeing her there. She apologised to me, but he is locked away. My life is slowly getting back on track, I mean I still shy away from men but it’s getting there and so is my birthday. I don’t want to do much, but I have been saving away for this. So the girls and I have discussed and decided that we are going to go Miami, rent out a beach house for the weekend. I think that idea is the best but I feel a little put off, Ivy, Olivia and Mia all have men and like they are bringing them, I get on with them all and I did say the more people the better but I will be third wheeling them all. It was totally my fault on this, I am enjoying single way too much though. I just enjoy my own company, my mother is now very strict with me in terms of making sure I come home on time but my bottle serving days are so over, I mean I am still at this place I call hell. Things are looking well for me but I still have the bullshit at home, I need to live. Mia says I do, but how “sorry I took so long, Lee couldn’t decide on what to get” looking up from my pasta, my eyes widened “Happy Birthday! You think we would forget” placing my hand over my face, all of my co-workers have gathered. I didn’t even notice, I was too busy staring at my food. My cheeks started to turn red as they sang Happy Birthday to me, I hate this. Ivy put her arm around me “Happy Birthday Sofia, Happy Birthday to you!” Ivy kissed my cheek “I love you so much friend, make a wish” I didn’t expect this, closing my eyes and wishing that my life gets better, with or without a man. Blowing out the candles “awww thank you so much, you all so cute” let me get up and hug them all.
I feel all giddy, maybe it was them saying happy birthday to me and the Sephora gift card which I am happy about too, it’s the little things “and you thought we forgot, I ain’t forget. They was all saying make out we forgotten” Lee passed me some cake “I honestly appreciate it, and this I do. I am going tonight, you want to come?” I asked Ivy “of course, I need to get a few things for Miami” I am so happy to be having a break away “anyways, did you see the beach house yet?” shaking my head “all Mia said was relax, so I am” I shrugged “oh she will send you pictures soon but oh my god, it’s so lit. We will get you some dick” eye-balling my cake “girl, I think I am aiming for the pussy now. I don’t want a man” Ivy snorted laughing “but you told me you still texting Cassius? Right?” nodding my head “yes but that means nothing, we text. Friends do that” Ivy scoffed “you could easily make him a dick appointment but you won’t, like you both talking. Ask him if he wants to go Miami, we all friends. Friends can come” if this bitch don��t move with that shit “please, he won’t want to do that. We are friends yes but he is busy ok?” he texts me at night a lot or when I wake up in the morning he is just getting into bed, he’s at a point in his life where I think he is lost on what to do. I can’t thank him enough for what he did for me, with his brother.
Pushing Ivy “bitch! Stop spraying me with perfume, the hell is wrong with you” I am trying to shop in peace “I want to know how it smells, your neck is long enough to spray them all on” I gasped “you’re a fucking bitch do you know that!” Ivy eyes bulged out looking away “I was like I know that voice” looking to the side of me seeing cassius, I’m shocked to see him here “oh wow, hi” why did I say oh wow “hi, I was like stood around here and I was like that voice is real familiar. You good? It’s been a while” smiling at him, he’s got new tattoos and he’s slightly even more bald than he was before, that was when I saw him in court for his brother “I’m ok thanks, what about you? You’re here with your lady?” I am being nosey but it’s whatever, we kind of friends I’m guessing “oh nah, ain’t no lady friend here. Just my sister, she dragged me here. She supposed to be doing her degree but she is always home, I got so bored. I had to run away from her. She used my arm as some testing bullshit” Cassius showed me his arm “I told you, you don’t realise it but you have a heart of gold. It’s cute that you’re here with her, what made you go bald?” Not like it’s a bad thing but it makes his head huge “tattoos I guess, he shaved some part and I was like fuck it. Do it all, it’s growing back anyways, I’m just doing a Sofia, I don’t want females to like me” I gasped “you’re an ass” side eyeing him “excuse me! You’re supposed to be here to help me test things! Stop flirting around females” Jasmine spat, Cassius moved out of the way and Jasmine saw me “ooohhh, ok. Hi Sofia, nice seeing you here” this is awkward, very awkward “I’m coming, calm down” smiling at her, she must feel like her brother shouldn’t have gone down with the way she reacted “sure” she soon walked off “are you and Sofia friends?” Ivy said “erm, I think. I mean I guess, we text and all that” Ivy is a bitch “that’s nice, it’s her birthday today. We going Miami this weekend, we could ask Lee but you seem way too fun and this bitch is not going to ask so I will” is she crazy “Ivy, seriously. Shut up!” I spat “you want to come?” Placing my hand over my face, what is wrong with my friends “Happy Birthday Sofia, why didn’t you say? I have another free arm you can use to test things on” trying to not smile as I turned away from him “what are you doing?” I said to Ivy “I am here doing you a favour, you said it. You both text everyday, ok his brother is the crazy nigga but he’s not. He’s a friend, he can keep you company there. You complained! I’m just fixing it, you both clearly get on. Both got jokes already, am I right?” Ivy asked Cassius “it’s up to Sofia, I don’t think she really wants me there though. It’s cool, but I hope you have a good birthday, have a drink on me” I am going to kill her after this, turning to Cassius. He’s holding out a hundred dollar bill “oh no, don’t do that. I don’t want no money, honestly. I just do want you to come if you can but it’s like last minute for you, also I didn’t want it to be awkward with the whole brother thing. It just seems to be there, you know what I said to you about it?” Cassius licked his lips “I did but I said I feel it from you, I’m always around. You know me, but I need to go before Jasmine cusses me out. Ivy, thank you and Sofia have a good birthday, you deserve it” did I just upset him.
Turning to Ivy, confused I would say “what just happened? Did I upset him?” I asked “you upset me, forget that. I mean come on! He’s a friend, if not we taking Lee. You complained about our men when you said bring them, so you need company too. I stood here and the conversation flowed, you smiled, he smiled. He seems like a good friend, he is making you smile and I don’t mind that. I would also like to get to know him too, the friend you have made. In weird circumstances yes, but I don’t know. Your ugly ways may have upset him, probably feels you don’t want him there. He can’t help who his brother is, I am rather intrigued because he doesn’t seem like a crazy guy. Like Lee, he’s a friend but like a friend, friend. With him and you it’s like aww, he seems like a softie too” I hate this bitch so much “Mia would be angry at you” I stormed off “She the one that keeps on saying he’s single!” Ivy said behind me, I don’t know what it is. Maybe it’s the fact I was pregnant by him, maybe it’s his dick or him. I don’t know, I’m pissed at Ivy but now I feel bad about upsetting him like that when it was her fault. I cannot miss that head of his “Jasmine you’re actually taking the piss now, we need to go” he said to his sister, tapping his shoulder. Cassius turned his head like a deer caught in headlights “can I have a quick word with you, alone please” don’t want to say it in front of his sister.
Stood in the corner where all the gift sets are, it’s quiet here a little “look, I don’t mean to come across like I am being a bitch. I’m not, I text you first remember? I said I enjoy speaking to you and I appreciate everything you did for me, I feel like people wouldn’t like that we speak, meaning your family and even mine. We never spoke in person and you did what you need to do and so do I. It’s me, that’s all I can say to you. I am not right, I am damaged goods but we will always be friends and I do want you to come if you want, if you want to come the door is always open. You make me smile” Cassius shook his head “you ain’t damaged goods, what happened in your past doesn’t define you” he pointed at me “neither does yours, the door is open for you to come” Cassius shook his head laughing “you always say it back to me” I shrugged “that’s why we friends, we the same people” Cassius looked away from me, his jawline is beautiful “you don’t want me there, your friend just put you on the spot. I am not offended, I promise you that” sighing out “look, it’s either you or Lee and I rather it be you. I have been procrastinating in saying it to you because of like everything, it’s like your brother, I get weird looks from your sister. I promise you that I do. You have been the most supportive of me” Cassius rubbed the back of his neck “I’ll have to get to back to you on that” I couldn’t help but laugh “you’re playing hard to get, I’ll text you flight details. Hard headed for no reason” I turned on my heels, he is playing now.
Unlocking my car door “you ain’t spoken a word to me! Bitch what the hell, I am sorry” Ivy said behind me “look, he is coming now so be happy?” Opening the back door “it’s not that you said it but it’s just one of those things, it’s like an elephant in the room. He has a lot of demons, he does bad things and it’s like I’m going for a guy like my dad, he’s not like him but I end with guys that are just bad constantly, I am kind of scared because I do like him. Then he feels like his brother did that to me, his family kind of don’t like me but I did nothing, it’s hard” throwing my bags in the back seat “I know that Sofia, I just don’t want you to go cold turkey over this! You did it last time, you like him more than you did Jordan. You have spoken highly of him and he saved you when you needed saving, we as friends want to know him more too, unlike Jordan. Just let it happen. You both are friends, so be it. Friends time away too, don’t forget that” Ivy is terrible.
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Taking a French Fry from my sister’ plate as she looked away “I saw that” she looked back at me, I couldn’t help but laugh “well anyways, you happy that we spending time? And honestly you need to stop coming back, we good over here now. You know with everything that happened with Jordan, you need to understand no woman deserves how they get treated, brother or not. Its a no Jasmine” she think I ain’t catch that dirty little look she gave “he’s getting beat up in there, we could have sorted it ourselves. Even you, he’s our brother” Jasmine doesn’t know anything, I beat him “I don’t care, now you need to remember it ain’t her fault” Jasmine rolled her eyes “she clearly has you now” raising an eyebrow “how? Because I spoke to her? Jasmine, you need to mind your business” I pointed at her “Cassius it’s just I’m annoyed, I just want my family ok and it’s like constantly some issues, it’s annoying. I didn’t mean to you know, gave her the stank look. I just was like, she moving onto you now” shaking my head laughing “nah” sitting back in my chair, Jordan ruined that for me anyways.
Closing the trunk “little J, you good girl?” Myles said to my sister as he walked over to me “yes thanks” my sister walked off, looking down at the duffle bag “all here” taking the duffle bag from him “thank you, also. This weekend, I may not be here” placing the duffle on top of my trunk “why?” Myles asked “I am going Miami, you know this shit. Like doing this is easy money but I want to be legit so bad, but I feel like I won’t be able to leave that life, you know. I am just thinking but yeah, I am going Miami. Sofia invited me, her friends all going to be there” Myles stared at me in shock “you going to pursue her then? Honestly, I mean if you want too” waving him off “I ain’t doing shit, we friends. She good people. It’s just good to have someone there, Celine her cousin got in contact with me about her child. She said she is there for me, but she meant in sexual way. I was like fuck you, I do not care about her or the child. But anyways I just can’t put my finger on it so I think this time away will make me see what I can’t right now” Myles sighed out “have fun then” he will support anything I do and I appreciate it so much.
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doritodemon13 ¡ 25 days ago
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Bill.
Ur cool.
I don't know why, but you're just awsome!
Some part of me wants to try and help you rule the world! >:)
Well, every part of me wants to rule the world :)
But I really appreciate the compliment…
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doritodemon13 ¡ 18 days ago
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BOSSBOSSBOSSBOSSBOSSBOSSBOSSBOSSBOSSBOSSBOSSBOSSBOSSBOSSBOSSBOSSBOSSBOSSBOSS DO YOU LIKE MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME??? :DDD
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Uhhhhh, Pyramid Steve well, well…
Nice costume kid,
scare some people to their cores for me :)
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doritodemon13 ¡ 28 days ago
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Dad dad dad dad dad dad can I go annoy Ford pleasepleasepleaseplease
Do whatever you want, kid :)
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doritodemon13 ¡ 1 month ago
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Hi! Just wanted to say that I'm a big fan of you since when I was a kid. I even stopped eating doritos because I thought it would be eating you, and I couldn't stand that. Just felt the need to tell you how much of a fan I am! I also have a lot of drawings of you and all this
Well, I am clearly honoured.
I didn't know there were people who were fans since they're little and even stopped eating doritos because of me.
(I would also like to see some of the drawings you made. I would really appreciate seeing them)
And remember: reality is an illusion. The universe is a hologram. Buy gold. Bye!
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doritodemon13 ¡ 13 days ago
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Yellow,
So I was looking into other universes, mainly ones taking place in dimension 42’\. And you might have mentioned how the Pines twins die in all but one, but you don’t win in all but one of ‘em. There’s a lot where you lose prematurely.
Speaking of, this gets dark so if you don’t like dark topics then stop reading here. But let’s be honest, you’re on Bills blog.
So remember now you put Stanford on the roof that one time? Uh yeah, that decision goes wrong in SEVERAL universes. I mean you put a severely sleep deprived, hypothermic, despairing man on a roof.
Anyways in most universes it goes the same as it went for you. In some the snow breaks his fall. And in others there’s ice at the bottom.
I went to about 250 universes where this event occurs, and determined you had about a 18% chance of losing your puppet.
There’s also an incredibly rare chance of Stanford being completely fine with you causing Weirdmageddon from the very beginning, but that’s about a 0.02% chance based on how often it occurred with my sample size.
Anygays there’s some timelines that go horribly wrong for you, and some that go surprisingly well.
Future info I give you will probably be about less similar universes and other dimensions.
Well, well, well…
I see that you did some great work, buddy.
I'm looking forward to other news around the multiverse.
(And definitely versions of me and Fordsy)
P.S. your stories from others' timelines are really interesting compared to the stupid stuff in the theraprism…
(The snitches from the anti aggression group are getting on my last nerve)
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doritodemon13 ¡ 17 days ago
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Will hugged you happily.
@will-cipher-from-reverse-falls
* Bill hesitates first, but eventually hugged back *
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doritodemon13 ¡ 2 months ago
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Hi, Bill. I'm sad because my cat died yesterday.
* looks confused at the ground *
(Well… why not)
* open his arms *
Bring it in…
(You can also pet plush Fordsy if you want, you seemed to need it)
(OOC: I'm really sorry for your loss)
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doritodemon13 ¡ 18 days ago
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hey boss, I have a kinda odd question. How long is the average human neck? I stretched mine out to avoid getting beans on my sweater while eating tacos. I need to go to the store now. But I don't know how short I an supposed to make my neck. :[
Well…
I don't really have a neck like you meatsacks do…
(probably because I'm a triangle)
So I don't really know :(
(Why do I not know this, I KNOW EVERYTHING)
Maybe Fordsy can help with your misery…
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doritodemon13 ¡ 18 days ago
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Hi boss, it is almost the anniversary of the date the plague on all existence called me began. Do you like birthdays? :]
Well, I don't really see why your kind enjoys celebrating being one year more close to death.
But who am I to judge? I'm immortal, so birthdays are not really things that I care about anymore.
(But it's nice knowing those wholesome things still exist)
Okay, mod here to wish happy birthday :)
(probably also from Bill, if he wants to or not)
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doritodemon13 ¡ 12 days ago
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Awwww, Fordsy, that's so cute of you :)
* ruffles his hair *
So in the journals,Ford apparently once dated a siren?
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Interesting how Dipper said this and the page he was on had your name on it, coincidence? I think not.
(Maybe Ford thought you were hypnotizing? Hmm)
Mhhhh, well…
Sadly, I never got the opportunity to read sixer's little journals fully.
And I don't really know why he should call me a siren…
(But the hypnotising part definitely sounds like me. I was his muse, after all)
But let's ask @stanford--pines if that's really the case :)
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