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Hi bill! Me and the other henchmaniacs have been making mischief. They ate all Ford and dippers pens, replaced ford's pencils with the bad kind that break everything you use them, we scattered a different bills thigh highs around his office, and I stole all his jackets! Are you proud boss? :]
* Pets their Heads *
I'm really proud of you :)
Also⌠can you mail the jackets to me in the theraprism�
I need them for⌠revenge plans or something.
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âJealousy looks cute on youâ High Honor! Arthur Morgan x Reader Fluff
High honor! Arthur x reader
Fluff
Arthur has noticed you receiving attention from other men and you canât figure out what his problem is.
âI hope someone has told you how gorgeous that smile is today, because you deserve to here it every day.â The man at the bar was sitting way too close to you for comfort and you could smell the liquor on his breath. You waved the bar tender over, hoping you could just ignore the drunk stranger.
Arthur told you to meet him at the saloon to plan a home robbery over a couple of drinks. Youâve only been in the gang for a few months, but youâve already gotten close with everyone at camp, even Micah to your distaste, has been openly friendly with you and if you didnât know any better you would say he was flirting. You usually laugh it off and respond with something witty but something about him just makes you wary, so you avoid being alone with him at all times. But of all the friends you made in camp, Arthur is your closest friend. Hosea likes to joke about how good for each other you are, but you dismiss it every time saying how youâre just good friends.
You would be a liar if you said you hadnât thought about it. Arthur is very handsome after all, and under all that hard exterior heâs just a softie. Once while on a trip to town when it was just the two of you he stopped mid conversation. Off to the side of the road, a white tail doe was struggling and crying on the ground. You watched Arthur approach the deer, expecting him to put it out of its misery. He kneeled beside the doe and gently ran a hand down its abdomin and his eyes softened, âsheâs about to give birth. Looks like the poor thing is having a hard time, we need to help her.â He said absolutely, you realized youâve never heard his voice so soft and focused.
He turned to you and asked if you could set up camp. You nodded and immediately started on the fire. âWhen you get the fire started, run down to that river and grab some water. Get it boilinâ if ya donât mind, darlinâ.â
You turned towards the river immediately, hiding your blushing cheeks. You had heard him call his horse darlinâ but not anyone else at the camp. âMaybe...just maybeâ you think to yourself. As you bring the water back to the fire to boil, you look at Arthur. His eyes fixed on the doe like itâs the only thing in the world. âThereâs no wayâ you think to yourself. âHeâs too handsome for the likes of me.â And push every romantic thought out of your head.
You werenât much help other than being an extra set of hands, Arthur had definitely done this multiple times before, his hands were experienced and he spoke softly to the doe, giving her support that she couldnât understand but you were certain she knew.
He pulled the fawn as the mother pushed and you heard a small whimpering. Arthur turns to you holding the new born fawn, and the love in his eyes was enough to melt your heart. He gently place the fawn with the mother, and just as quickly as Arthur shifted to a side you had never seen, he was back to his regular self. After wiping his hands, he crossed you to get on his horse. âYou ready?â He said.
You were breathless. The man you knew to be a ruthless killer who is willing to rob and steal from any man just stopped to help an animal that may not have even needed his help. You nodded.
You were pulled out of your thoughts by another stranger. âDid ya hear me maâam? Iâm talking to you.â A different man, at least twice your age and twice as ugly had taken the spot of your last admirer. You roll your eyes and give him a smile and turn back to bar tender. As you lift your hand to wave the bartender, the drunk ugly man grabbed your arm with enough force to make you wince as he grabbed you. âNow you best be payinâ attention to me girl, I asked you how much you cost.â
You tried to pull back your wrist but he tightens his grip, you know itâs going to bruise but thatâs the last thing on your mind. âExcuse you sir, but you couldnât give me enough money to even look at you twice.â You spit back defiantly.
That was a mistake. He raised his other hand to strike you. Right as itâs about to hit its target another hand comes from the corner of your eye. You turn and as instantly relieved.
âThe lady isnât interested. Now I suggest you get yer goddamn hand off her before I break both of your wrists.â Arthur mustâve slipped in while short, drunk, and ugly was distracting you.
âBoth w-â he howled in pain as Arthur swiftly twisted the manâs wrist and you heard a solid crack. You couldnât help but smile as the man looked between you and Arthur. As soon as Arthur released him, he ran straight out of the saloon tail tucked between his legs.
Arthur slid in beside you and waved the bartender over. He ordered his usual, two shots of whiskey. He pushed the second one to you which you gladly accepted. After you both take your shots, he turns to you. âSo, you had a lead for a home robbery?â
âYeah, an old man living out on the plains. A mean bastard, no family or friends so no one will be with him or looking for him. Apparently heâs got a good bit of money stashed somewhere on the property.â
Arthur nods. âSounds good, have you scoped it out yet?â
âRode by there just yesterday. No neighbors near by and pretty far from any main roads. I highly doubt weâll have any trouble.â
Arthur smiled and you hoped he assumed your pink cheeks were from the liquor. âLook at you, big bad robber! Youâre one of us, thatâs for sure.â
After getting two more shots for the both of you, he looked at your wrist and frowned. When you looked down you noticed it was already starting to bruise. âI oughta kill that bastard.â He said with that deadly tone that you werenât sure if it scared you or stirred something more primal in you.
You gave a nervous laugh, âawww you know better than to worry about me, you know Iâm tough as nails!â You let out a loud belch and Arthurâs face softened as he let out a deep bellied laugh.
âWell, I just-â
âMaâam, is this guy bothering you?â What was with the men in the bar today? This fellow looked barely old enough to be in a saloon, dressed much nicer than anyone else in the bar. You look at Arthur and his jaw was clenched tight, a hard look on his face you found hard to read. âIf he is bothering you, youâre more than welcome to enjoy your drinks with a gentlemen.â He said smugly. âIâm sure a handsome gentlemen is better company than some dirty bumpkin.â
You turn to the stranger. He has no idea who heâs talking to and you feel sorry for him. You waited for Arthur to jump down his throat, punch him, and continue like normal but there was a strange look in his eye, almost a look of defeat.
You put a hand on the strangerâs chest and give him your sweetest smile. You couldnât help notice Arthurâs eyes widen and stare at your hand. You leaned in close to the stranger, he was wearing a strong fragrance that made you want to gag. You could feel him straighten up in victory as he wrapped an arm around your waist. âYa know,â you say softly in his ear âI would rather eat shit off a platter than give you the time of day. And as for thisâ you grabbed his hand from your waist gently âif this isnât removed in the next five seconds, it will be removed from your body and thatâs a promise.â
The stranger was dumbfounded, he stumbled on his words. âI er...I just-â
âYou just nothing. Now git.â Your voice much lower and more serious.
He turned so quickly to leave he tripped over his own feet and crawled to his table. You turn to Arthur who is equally dumbfounded. You give him a smile and turn to the door, âcome on Arthur, letâs go grab some supplies from camp then we can head out.â
When you returned to camp, Kieran was already at your tent. He looked nervous but that wasnât anything new for him, he always seemed nervous here, especially around Arthur, Dutch, and Bill. You always had a soft spot for him, you were the first to trust him and give him friendship. You understood what it was like to be in a bad situation with bad people and saw how genuine he was when he spoke. Come to think of it, youâve never heard him tell a single lie. âLookinâ for me Kieran?â
He stands and faces you quickly, he was surprised to see Arthur standing behind you and immediately started fumming with his hands. He looked at you, at the ground, at Arthur, then back to the ground. âI er...I wanted you to have this.â He pulled a candy bar out of his pocket and handed it to you.
âOh Kieran thatâs my favorite chocolate bar! How did you know?â You beamed at him, before you joined the gang you spent most of your life alone, and now you have a whole family of people who do nice things for you!
Kieranâs face turned bright red and he rubbed the back of his neck, âahh itâs no big deal, just saw it last time I was in town and thought of you.â He looked at you and gave you a sheepish smile. âAnyways...thatâs it I uh, I should go.â
Kieran hung his head and quickly walked away. You turned to Arthur, pleased with your gift from your friend, and again he had that strange look in his eyes, fist balled tight. âWhatâs wrong?â
His face changed quickly, âNot a thing, dar- Y/N. I need some things from my tent, want to meet back at the horses?â
âSounds good!â You couldnât help but think about how Arthurâs face looked earlier when at the bar and when Kieran gave you the chocolate. Was it anger? âWhy would he be mad at Kieran giving me chocolate?â You thought. âMaybe he doesnât trust Kieran yet, Iâll have to talk to him and let him know he can trust him.â You packed a couple days worth of provisions and supplies for your trip and walked to your horse, Clementine. Sheâs been with you for years and has been your only company in many situations. As you pat her neck she slowly moves her head towards your satchel. You give her a laugh, âyou silly horse I know what you want.â You reach into your saddle and pull out a carrot. Clementine whinnies happily and you feed it to her. You feel a heavy hand on your shoulder and turn to see Arthur. âReady?â
You nod and mount your horse. âAny of the guys coming with? I thought we could ask Lenny or Kieran to join us.â
Arthur made that face again, âWe can handle this ourselves.â He whipped the reins causing his horse to push ahead, and you rolled your eyes and followed.
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The robbery went exactly as planned and you were back at camp after a day and a half. Arthur was quiet most of the time and you could tell something was bothering him. When you asked, he would dismiss it or change the subject. As you walked into camp, you were greeted by a very bouncy Kieran. âY/N! Iâm glad to see you, thereâs something Iâve been meaning to ask you, do you have a moment?â You looked to Arthur who had already turned away and was headed towards his tent, his shoulders looked more slumped than usual.
You followed Kieran to a remote spot of the camp, you could tell he was nervous as he was fiddling his thumbs and every time you looked him in the eyes he looked away. âI um.. I wanted to ask you the other day, when I bought the chocolate but Mr. Morgan-â
You gave him a smile and put your hand on his, âYou donât have to worry about Arthur! Heâs just a big sweetie, heâs not as tough as you think. Donât let him scare you, heâll come around eventually.â
Kieran looked at your hand and took it in his. âThatâs not what I meant, anyways I, I wanted to ask you if you were interested in courting. I mean, courting with me.â He looked at you with a sweet smile and everything clicked when you felt your stomach drop. Kieran was a sweet guy and a great friend but you didnât expect this. Suddenly his hands on yours made you feel uncomfortable. âKieran I... I donât know what to say.â
He perked up and squeezed your hand, âyou could say yes?â
You frowned and pulled your hands from his, âI could, but it wouldnât be fair to you. I just...I thought we were friends.â
Kieranâs face dropped, âOh I see.â
Your stomach was in knots. Youâve turned down drunks and gentlemen alike but youâve never turned down a friend and it felt awkward yet sad at the same time. You knew your friendship wouldnât be the same and it bothered you. Why did he have to do that? Why couldnât he be okay with just being friend? The next question on your mind jarred you, why arenât you satisfied with being just friends with Arthur? You stood and put a hand on Kieranâs shoulder. âIâm sorry, I need to think for awhile. I hope we can still be friends.â
Kieran gave a weak nod but you knew by the look on his face things would not be the same. When you got back to your tent, you flopped down on your cot, confused and frustrated with the men in your camp.
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The next morning was odd to say the least. Usually youâre awoken by Arthur with two cups of coffee, weirdly spry and energetic for the morning time. You figured he may have slept in but when you opened your tent, you saw him sitting alone with a single cup of coffee. Did you say something on the trip to upset him?
You looked around and Kieran was no where to be seen, which left you feeling a bit of relief. You stretch and walk to join Arthur. âKeeping the coffee for yourself this morning, I see.â You day in a joking tone. He nods and grunts, but doesnât turn to face you.
You put your hand on his shoulder, âeverything okay?â
He shrugged off your hand and you felt a pang in your chest. Why was he being so cold to you all of a sudden? You grab his shoulder and pull him to face you. âWhat is your problem? Did I do something to upset you?â
He stares into his coffee and doesnât respond. Heâs never been this cold toward you and the sadness and annoyance turn to tears. âIf you donât want to be my friend anymore just say it!â Your voice breaks at the end and he finally looks at you. You turn away quickly trying to hide your childish tears and walk back to your tent. Why did everything change so quickly? In a matter of days you feel as if youâve lost all of your friends and donât even know why.
You hear a soft tapping on your tent flap, you already know who it is, and wipe the tears from your eyes. âCome in.â You try to hide your emotions but fail terribly.
Arthur ducks into your tent and sits next to you on your cot. Heâs always seemed so big to you but you couldnât help but feel he looked so small in that moment. âI-itâs not that I donât want to be your friend, thatâs not the problem.â
You were confused and frustrated at this point and finally snapped. âWhat is it then, Arthur? What do you want? I donât even know what I did but I feel like Iâve lost you.â
He finally looks at you and the look in his eyes broke your heart. He looked so sad, like he had been beaten down and couldnât get back up. âI just...you and Kieran I-â
You knew it. He couldnât trust Kieran and was taking it out on you. âKieran is a good guy! When will you get that? Heâs not trying to hurt us!â
âItâs not that!â Arthur snapped back, he looked tired like he hadnât slept the night before. It was obvious getting an attitude wouldnât get you anywhere. You sighed and put your hand on his back. âWhat is it Arthur? I hate seeing you like this, I hate us acting like this towards each other. Please talk to me.â
Arthur took your hand and your heart fluttered. In that moment his stormy eyes looked more vulnerable than the fawn he helped deliver. âIâm not stupid, Y/N. I know how close you are, I always knew he wanted you, hell who doesnât?â He swallowed and even though he wasnât facing you you could see the pink tint to his cheeeks. âI saw last night, I saw you holding hands I knew he would ask soon I just wasnât expecting this soon. I uhâ he let out a shaky breath. âI wasnât expecting to be this out of sorts over it. I canât stand seeing the way he falls over himself over you, or the way Micah stares, or the way Lenny smiles at you. I just...â He trailed off.
You couldnât believe what you were hearing, he couldnât be saying what you thought he was, was he?
âI just...Iâll be okay, as long as your happy even if that damn Kieran is what makes you happy.â He gave you the saddest smile you had ever seen, but you were also confused. âKieran? Yeah Kieran asked to court me last night, but I told him no.â
Arthurâs eyes sparkled and the sadness seemed to evaporate. âYou said no? Why would you do that?â
You put your hand on his cheek and he leaned into your hand, âThereâs someone else I would rather have.â You lean in and kiss him softly. You feel all the tension leave his body as he wraps his arms around you. His soft lips move with yours and you can feel your heart pounding.
He pulls away slowly, âI canât tell you how long Iâve waited to do that.â
You smile and put your forehead against his, âwell atleast you donât have to wait anymore.â
He took your hands in yours, âThank God, if I had to see you galavanting around on the arm of that moron I donât know what I would do. Probably strangle him.â
You laugh, âprobably. Ya know Arthur, jealousy is cute on you.â
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You know when your brain replays moments, well being at the court case about Jordan and seeing his mother there. You know, I felt bad seeing her there. She apologised to me, but he is locked away. My life is slowly getting back on track, I mean I still shy away from men but itâs getting there and so is my birthday. I donât want to do much, but I have been saving away for this. So the girls and I have discussed and decided that we are going to go Miami, rent out a beach house for the weekend. I think that idea is the best but I feel a little put off, Ivy, Olivia and Mia all have men and like they are bringing them, I get on with them all and I did say the more people the better but I will be third wheeling them all. It was totally my fault on this, I am enjoying single way too much though. I just enjoy my own company, my mother is now very strict with me in terms of making sure I come home on time but my bottle serving days are so over, I mean I am still at this place I call hell. Things are looking well for me but I still have the bullshit at home, I need to live. Mia says I do, but how âsorry I took so long, Lee couldnât decide on what to getâ looking up from my pasta, my eyes widened âHappy Birthday! You think we would forgetâ placing my hand over my face, all of my co-workers have gathered. I didnât even notice, I was too busy staring at my food. My cheeks started to turn red as they sang Happy Birthday to me, I hate this. Ivy put her arm around me âHappy Birthday Sofia, Happy Birthday to you!â Ivy kissed my cheek âI love you so much friend, make a wishâ I didnât expect this, closing my eyes and wishing that my life gets better, with or without a man. Blowing out the candles âawww thank you so much, you all so cuteâ let me get up and hug them all.
I feel all giddy, maybe it was them saying happy birthday to me and the Sephora gift card which I am happy about too, itâs the little things âand you thought we forgot, I ainât forget. They was all saying make out we forgottenâ Lee passed me some cake âI honestly appreciate it, and this I do. I am going tonight, you want to come?â I asked Ivy âof course, I need to get a few things for Miamiâ I am so happy to be having a break away âanyways, did you see the beach house yet?â shaking my head âall Mia said was relax, so I amâ I shrugged âoh she will send you pictures soon but oh my god, itâs so lit. We will get you some dickâ eye-balling my cake âgirl, I think I am aiming for the pussy now. I donât want a manâ Ivy snorted laughing âbut you told me you still texting Cassius? Right?â nodding my head âyes but that means nothing, we text. Friends do thatâ Ivy scoffed âyou could easily make him a dick appointment but you wonât, like you both talking. Ask him if he wants to go Miami, we all friends. Friends can comeâ if this bitch don��t move with that shit âplease, he wonât want to do that. We are friends yes but he is busy ok?â he texts me at night a lot or when I wake up in the morning he is just getting into bed, heâs at a point in his life where I think he is lost on what to do. I canât thank him enough for what he did for me, with his brother.
Pushing Ivy âbitch! Stop spraying me with perfume, the hell is wrong with youâ I am trying to shop in peace âI want to know how it smells, your neck is long enough to spray them all onâ I gasped âyouâre a fucking bitch do you know that!â Ivy eyes bulged out looking away âI was like I know that voiceâ looking to the side of me seeing cassius, Iâm shocked to see him here âoh wow, hiâ why did I say oh wow âhi, I was like stood around here and I was like that voice is real familiar. You good? Itâs been a whileâ smiling at him, heâs got new tattoos and heâs slightly even more bald than he was before, that was when I saw him in court for his brother âIâm ok thanks, what about you? Youâre here with your lady?â I am being nosey but itâs whatever, we kind of friends Iâm guessing âoh nah, ainât no lady friend here. Just my sister, she dragged me here. She supposed to be doing her degree but she is always home, I got so bored. I had to run away from her. She used my arm as some testing bullshitâ Cassius showed me his arm âI told you, you donât realise it but you have a heart of gold. Itâs cute that youâre here with her, what made you go bald?â Not like itâs a bad thing but it makes his head huge âtattoos I guess, he shaved some part and I was like fuck it. Do it all, itâs growing back anyways, Iâm just doing a Sofia, I donât want females to like meâ I gasped âyouâre an assâ side eyeing him âexcuse me! Youâre supposed to be here to help me test things! Stop flirting around femalesâ Jasmine spat, Cassius moved out of the way and Jasmine saw me âooohhh, ok. Hi Sofia, nice seeing you hereâ this is awkward, very awkward âIâm coming, calm downâ smiling at her, she must feel like her brother shouldnât have gone down with the way she reacted âsureâ she soon walked off âare you and Sofia friends?â Ivy said âerm, I think. I mean I guess, we text and all thatâ Ivy is a bitch âthatâs nice, itâs her birthday today. We going Miami this weekend, we could ask Lee but you seem way too fun and this bitch is not going to ask so I willâ is she crazy âIvy, seriously. Shut up!â I spat âyou want to come?â Placing my hand over my face, what is wrong with my friends âHappy Birthday Sofia, why didnât you say? I have another free arm you can use to test things onâ trying to not smile as I turned away from him âwhat are you doing?â I said to Ivy âI am here doing you a favour, you said it. You both text everyday, ok his brother is the crazy nigga but heâs not. Heâs a friend, he can keep you company there. You complained! Iâm just fixing it, you both clearly get on. Both got jokes already, am I right?â Ivy asked Cassius âitâs up to Sofia, I donât think she really wants me there though. Itâs cool, but I hope you have a good birthday, have a drink on meâ I am going to kill her after this, turning to Cassius. Heâs holding out a hundred dollar bill âoh no, donât do that. I donât want no money, honestly. I just do want you to come if you can but itâs like last minute for you, also I didnât want it to be awkward with the whole brother thing. It just seems to be there, you know what I said to you about it?â Cassius licked his lips âI did but I said I feel it from you, Iâm always around. You know me, but I need to go before Jasmine cusses me out. Ivy, thank you and Sofia have a good birthday, you deserve itâ did I just upset him.
Turning to Ivy, confused I would say âwhat just happened? Did I upset him?â I asked âyou upset me, forget that. I mean come on! Heâs a friend, if not we taking Lee. You complained about our men when you said bring them, so you need company too. I stood here and the conversation flowed, you smiled, he smiled. He seems like a good friend, he is making you smile and I donât mind that. I would also like to get to know him too, the friend you have made. In weird circumstances yes, but I donât know. Your ugly ways may have upset him, probably feels you donât want him there. He canât help who his brother is, I am rather intrigued because he doesnât seem like a crazy guy. Like Lee, heâs a friend but like a friend, friend. With him and you itâs like aww, he seems like a softie tooâ I hate this bitch so much âMia would be angry at youâ I stormed off âShe the one that keeps on saying heâs single!â Ivy said behind me, I donât know what it is. Maybe itâs the fact I was pregnant by him, maybe itâs his dick or him. I donât know, Iâm pissed at Ivy but now I feel bad about upsetting him like that when it was her fault. I cannot miss that head of his âJasmine youâre actually taking the piss now, we need to goâ he said to his sister, tapping his shoulder. Cassius turned his head like a deer caught in headlights âcan I have a quick word with you, alone pleaseâ donât want to say it in front of his sister.
Stood in the corner where all the gift sets are, itâs quiet here a little âlook, I donât mean to come across like I am being a bitch. Iâm not, I text you first remember? I said I enjoy speaking to you and I appreciate everything you did for me, I feel like people wouldnât like that we speak, meaning your family and even mine. We never spoke in person and you did what you need to do and so do I. Itâs me, thatâs all I can say to you. I am not right, I am damaged goods but we will always be friends and I do want you to come if you want, if you want to come the door is always open. You make me smileâ Cassius shook his head âyou ainât damaged goods, what happened in your past doesnât define youâ he pointed at me âneither does yours, the door is open for you to comeâ Cassius shook his head laughing âyou always say it back to meâ I shrugged âthatâs why we friends, we the same peopleâ Cassius looked away from me, his jawline is beautiful âyou donât want me there, your friend just put you on the spot. I am not offended, I promise you thatâ sighing out âlook, itâs either you or Lee and I rather it be you. I have been procrastinating in saying it to you because of like everything, itâs like your brother, I get weird looks from your sister. I promise you that I do. You have been the most supportive of meâ Cassius rubbed the back of his neck âIâll have to get to back to you on thatâ I couldnât help but laugh âyouâre playing hard to get, Iâll text you flight details. Hard headed for no reasonâ I turned on my heels, he is playing now.
Unlocking my car door âyou ainât spoken a word to me! Bitch what the hell, I am sorryâ Ivy said behind me âlook, he is coming now so be happy?â Opening the back door âitâs not that you said it but itâs just one of those things, itâs like an elephant in the room. He has a lot of demons, he does bad things and itâs like Iâm going for a guy like my dad, heâs not like him but I end with guys that are just bad constantly, I am kind of scared because I do like him. Then he feels like his brother did that to me, his family kind of donât like me but I did nothing, itâs hardâ throwing my bags in the back seat âI know that Sofia, I just donât want you to go cold turkey over this! You did it last time, you like him more than you did Jordan. You have spoken highly of him and he saved you when you needed saving, we as friends want to know him more too, unlike Jordan. Just let it happen. You both are friends, so be it. Friends time away too, donât forget thatâ Ivy is terrible.
Taking a French Fry from my sisterâ plate as she looked away âI saw thatâ she looked back at me, I couldnât help but laugh âwell anyways, you happy that we spending time? And honestly you need to stop coming back, we good over here now. You know with everything that happened with Jordan, you need to understand no woman deserves how they get treated, brother or not. Its a no Jasmineâ she think I ainât catch that dirty little look she gave âheâs getting beat up in there, we could have sorted it ourselves. Even you, heâs our brotherâ Jasmine doesnât know anything, I beat him âI donât care, now you need to remember it ainât her faultâ Jasmine rolled her eyes âshe clearly has you nowâ raising an eyebrow âhow? Because I spoke to her? Jasmine, you need to mind your businessâ I pointed at her âCassius itâs just Iâm annoyed, I just want my family ok and itâs like constantly some issues, itâs annoying. I didnât mean to you know, gave her the stank look. I just was like, she moving onto you nowâ shaking my head laughing ânahâ sitting back in my chair, Jordan ruined that for me anyways.
Closing the trunk âlittle J, you good girl?â Myles said to my sister as he walked over to me âyes thanksâ my sister walked off, looking down at the duffle bag âall hereâ taking the duffle bag from him âthank you, also. This weekend, I may not be hereâ placing the duffle on top of my trunk âwhy?â Myles asked âI am going Miami, you know this shit. Like doing this is easy money but I want to be legit so bad, but I feel like I wonât be able to leave that life, you know. I am just thinking but yeah, I am going Miami. Sofia invited me, her friends all going to be thereâ Myles stared at me in shock âyou going to pursue her then? Honestly, I mean if you want tooâ waving him off âI ainât doing shit, we friends. She good people. Itâs just good to have someone there, Celine her cousin got in contact with me about her child. She said she is there for me, but she meant in sexual way. I was like fuck you, I do not care about her or the child. But anyways I just canât put my finger on it so I think this time away will make me see what I canât right nowâ Myles sighed out âhave fun thenâ he will support anything I do and I appreciate it so much.
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Bill.
Ur cool.
I don't know why, but you're just awsome!
Some part of me wants to try and help you rule the world! >:)
Well, every part of me wants to rule the world :)
But I really appreciate the complimentâŚ
#bill cipher#bill ci the triangle guy#gravity falls#gravity falls bill#mystery shack#doritos#gravity falls roleplay#gravity falls rp#awww bill is turning into a softy
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BOSSBOSSBOSSBOSSBOSSBOSSBOSSBOSSBOSSBOSSBOSSBOSSBOSSBOSSBOSSBOSSBOSSBOSSBOSS DO YOU LIKE MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME??? :DDD
Uhhhhh, Pyramid Steve well, wellâŚ
Nice costume kid,
scare some people to their cores for me :)
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Dad dad dad dad dad dad can I go annoy Ford pleasepleasepleaseplease
Do whatever you want, kid :)
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Hi! Just wanted to say that I'm a big fan of you since when I was a kid. I even stopped eating doritos because I thought it would be eating you, and I couldn't stand that. Just felt the need to tell you how much of a fan I am! I also have a lot of drawings of you and all this
Well, I am clearly honoured.
I didn't know there were people who were fans since they're little and even stopped eating doritos because of me.
(I would also like to see some of the drawings you made. I would really appreciate seeing them)
And remember: reality is an illusion. The universe is a hologram. Buy gold. Bye!
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Yellow,
So I was looking into other universes, mainly ones taking place in dimension 42â\. And you might have mentioned how the Pines twins die in all but one, but you donât win in all but one of âem. Thereâs a lot where you lose prematurely.
Speaking of, this gets dark so if you donât like dark topics then stop reading here. But letâs be honest, youâre on Bills blog.
So remember now you put Stanford on the roof that one time? Uh yeah, that decision goes wrong in SEVERAL universes. I mean you put a severely sleep deprived, hypothermic, despairing man on a roof.
Anyways in most universes it goes the same as it went for you. In some the snow breaks his fall. And in others thereâs ice at the bottom.
I went to about 250 universes where this event occurs, and determined you had about a 18% chance of losing your puppet.
Thereâs also an incredibly rare chance of Stanford being completely fine with you causing Weirdmageddon from the very beginning, but thatâs about a 0.02% chance based on how often it occurred with my sample size.
Anygays thereâs some timelines that go horribly wrong for you, and some that go surprisingly well.
Future info I give you will probably be about less similar universes and other dimensions.
Well, well, wellâŚ
I see that you did some great work, buddy.
I'm looking forward to other news around the multiverse.
(And definitely versions of me and Fordsy)
P.S. your stories from others' timelines are really interesting compared to the stupid stuff in the theraprismâŚ
(The snitches from the anti aggression group are getting on my last nerve)
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Will hugged you happily.
@will-cipher-from-reverse-falls
* Bill hesitates first, but eventually hugged back *
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Hi, Bill. I'm sad because my cat died yesterday.
* looks confused at the ground *
(Well⌠why not)
* open his arms *
Bring it inâŚ
(You can also pet plush Fordsy if you want, you seemed to need it)
(OOC: I'm really sorry for your loss)
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hey boss, I have a kinda odd question. How long is the average human neck? I stretched mine out to avoid getting beans on my sweater while eating tacos. I need to go to the store now. But I don't know how short I an supposed to make my neck. :[
WellâŚ
I don't really have a neck like you meatsacks doâŚ
(probably because I'm a triangle)
So I don't really know :(
(Why do I not know this, I KNOW EVERYTHING)
Maybe Fordsy can help with your miseryâŚ
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Hi boss, it is almost the anniversary of the date the plague on all existence called me began. Do you like birthdays? :]
Well, I don't really see why your kind enjoys celebrating being one year more close to death.
But who am I to judge? I'm immortal, so birthdays are not really things that I care about anymore.
(But it's nice knowing those wholesome things still exist)
Okay, mod here to wish happy birthday :)
(probably also from Bill, if he wants to or not)
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Awwww, Fordsy, that's so cute of you :)
* ruffles his hair *
So in the journals,Ford apparently once dated a siren?
Interesting how Dipper said this and the page he was on had your name on it, coincidence? I think not.
(Maybe Ford thought you were hypnotizing? Hmm)
Mhhhh, wellâŚ
Sadly, I never got the opportunity to read sixer's little journals fully.
And I don't really know why he should call me a sirenâŚ
(But the hypnotising part definitely sounds like me. I was his muse, after all)
But let's ask @stanford--pines if that's really the case :)
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