#awkward omo moments on watcher 1

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Awkward Omo Moments On Watcher #1

(Please note that this post is just meant for silly and depraved fanficcy shenanigans and that all of the quotes are real but I have edited the screenshots for crosstalk etc. Anyway, PROCEED). So, like you do on the Internet in 2023, I'm just listening to a podcast alone in my living room and minding my own goddamn business when, with MINUTES to spare:

Omo fans be like:

THIS WHOLE CONVERSATION DURING THE EP WAS A LOT BUT AT THE VERY END THEY JUST HAD TO ESCALATE IT LIKE...BRUH.

I have to wonder what the crew thinks when these absurd conversations are going on...anyway, Shane goes on to say he thinks Ryan is being a bit too uptight about this and--

WE ARE NOT STRONG ENOUGH FOR THIS ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION!

HOW TF DID THIS ESCALATE TO GOLDEN SHOWERS LIKE EXCUSE ME???? There were points being made about peeing in the shower vs. not peeing in the shower but I know I am not the only one who was just sitting there like

SHANE WTF SIR THIS IS A WENDYS

I KNOW WHAT HE WAS GETTING AT BUT OF *ALL* THE WORDINGS HE COULD HAVE CHOSEN

SHANE HAVING THE LION THE WITCH AND THE AUDACITY OF THIS BITCH TO BE ASKING US THIS AT THE END OF THE EPISODE LIKE MY BROTHER IN CHRIST PLS STOP BEING SO PARASOCIAL