#awkward derek

[noyzinerd]

Sterek tropes that I feel don't get enough love:

1. "Oh my God!"

"Derek, actually."

2. "I heard that!"

"You were meant to!"

3. *needy* "Touch me!"

*teasing* "But I am touching you."

4. "So, do werewolves have knots?"

"Do we have what?!"

5. *during sex* "Don't hide your face from me"

6. "You're going to have to use your words"

7. Derek's control slipping slightly during sex and dropping fangs, flashing eyes, and/or growing claws

8. *Stiles pulling clumsily at Derek's clothes in desperation* "Off, off, OFF!"

9. Stiles lacking sexual experience but still somehow being the best sex Derek has ever had because of the ungodly amount of porn Stiles looks at (either recreationally OR for research purposes; but let's be honest, Stiles being good at sex on accident because he's a deviant is objectively funnier)

10. Stiles, with his canonically high libido and sexual stamina: "So, you ready to go again?"

Derek, a werewolf with a supernaturally short refractory period: *out of breath, concerned, and maybe a little scared* "Are you serious?"

11. Derek: I'm not doing that.

[Later]

Derek: *ends up doing it*

EDIT:*

(I can't believe I forgot this one)

12. "Hey! I liked that shirt!"

"I'll buy you a new one."

[bigfootsboytoy]

Most characters only have ONE tragic backstory. But not my man Derek Hale. They gave that boy like six of them.

[ssaseaprince]

Can we talk about how Derek obviously has a type because Spencer and Penelope are so similar.

[omgtheywereawooomates]

fic recc + moodboard:

reccer's notes: this fic is 💕💕💕

Sterek | ch 1/1 | 30.3K | M

Blind Date With A Book by thepsychicclam

Summary:

Stiles thought the Blind Date With a Book trend was a great way to drum up business for his small bookshop. He definitely thought it was a great idea after the hot guy kept returning and buying more blind dates with books.

[maxanor]

stayed up all night to watch the teen wolf movie and it was complete shit just as expected! anyway! stiles and lydia are married (canon) and she still loves him (canon) and they will get back together and live happily ever after <3 jeff davis, however, can rot in hell

[masterwords]

"What?" | 3x17 & 5x06 (Hotch the King of Petty strikes again)

[stereknation]

How To Be A Normal Person by drunktuesdays 

Summary: Instead he sits for a moment, looking at the empty search box, fingers on the home row the way his mother taught him. He thinks about that, and about the hole in the wall he’d lived with for so long, and the way Isaac had grinned at him last night when he’d finally gotten around to plugging the refrigerator in.

He finds himself typing in, “how to be a normal person.”

Rating: Explicit

Main Character(s): Derek Hale

Additional Character(s): Stiles Stilinski, Scott McCall, Isaac Lahey, Original Male Character

Pairing(s): Stiles Stilinski / Derek Hale 

Tags: Fluff, Sex Toys, First Time, Rimming, Jury Duty, self improvement, Future Fic

Words: 8,344

Chapters: 1/1

[only-one-brain-cell]

Imagine if there was a episode of Criminal Minds where models are getting killed so the BAU goes to a fashion show and starts talking to the models and one of them has to go undercover to catch the UnSub. Naturally Hotch would ask JJ or Emily to go but the person who’s in charge of the girls asks Spencer if he’s ever modeled before and all the girls start crowding around him. Hotch leaves him with them thinking never mind they found their model. Derek of course gives him shit for eternity and is on the phone with Penelope “hey babygirl pretty boy is a model now.”

“Derek Morgan if you don’t send me pictures-

“Oh don’t worry you’ll get pictures all right.”

[boinin]

SP!! May I ask which phase 1 book is your favorite? 👀

Another SP fan in my BLLK circle? Yay! 💀🔥 What are the odds?!

For context, I was thirteen when the series started, so I grew up with Valkyrie as the books were published. Along with HP, it's one of those childhood staple series for me. I kinda stopped reading after The Dying of the Light, but kept buying the books 🙃 So now, like ten years later, I just binge read all of Phase 1 so I can finally start Phase 2. They're waiting for me... including the new Phase 3 book I picked up earlier this month. Yep, I'm an unread book hoarder 🥲

Last Stand of Dead Men (#8) is my fave of Phase 1. I really enjoyed the Dead Men and their banter, as well as the Monster Hunters. It had a good mix of political intrigue and ass-kicking. I also thought the twist was really well seeded. Like, there were clues in earlier books—I could have guessed who the man with golden eyes was as a teenager, but didn't until the reveal. Even on reread, it's a gut punch.

Second favourite is probably The Faceless Ones (#3), another one where I enjoyed the twist. It's the last book where Valkyrie still feels like a kid, before the stakes and challenges significantly rise for her. The ending really shook me! I remember the wait for Dark Days being particularly nail biting. Also, I think Derek really hit his stride in #3 in terms of humour and odd characters.

Would love to hear your thoughts on Phase 1 too, and what characters are your favourites! This time around, I have a bigger soft spot for both Fletcher and China than I had as a kid. Ghastly remains a favourite, as does Tanith.

[rabidaly]

Magpie hybrid stiles and werewolf derek AU. Stiles crashlands in the National park forest where derek is a ranger— he’s injured, shot down from the air, as bird hybrids sell like crazy on the black market. Derek cleans him up and nurtures him back to health and keeps him safe from poachers. Slow build courting au.

(Also touching wings is like, insanely intimate or something. It’s usually only done with mates, close family, and doctors.)

[derpylittlenico]

meet cute? HAH, nope. it was a meet awkward

favorite teen wolf rare (??) pairs: dira

bonus points if: they bond over their time living in new york. especially the pizza (tho don't get them started on whether Sicilian Style or "the classic" foldable slice is best. Just... don't, lol.)

[lilchucklers]

Upturned oc doodles (very very rushed)

@akheku for Derek and Eckel, @purple-to-my-tangerine for Avril, and Ferris and Manny are my losers /aff

[sideblogforcrimpy-plus]

Been reading a bunch of thrillers recently and what if cm fic with Penny as the main character just experiencing as much of that as my angst adverse heart can take? More on this when my brain allows it

[soothedcerberus]

Sorry if this sounds strange or possibly out of character, but I mean it as the best compliment I could possibly give...

Dirk gives me absolute father vibes. (Or maybe uncle vibes idk.)

Heheh, I can see dad vibes! But for me, Dirk is that big and stoic-looking uncle who is actually very protective and kind-if not a bit awkward at times.

[fictionallyinparadise]

Nate being annoyed bc his dads are too busy making out or bickering to help solve ancient puzzles is so funny like.

"Sully. Sully. SULLY STOP OOGLING OVER DEREK AND HELP ME."

[bau-drabbles]

okay but my boy derek deserves more love 😭🥺🥺 he’s such an angel and the perfect dad to lil hank i can’t

he's so sweet and an amazing father truly 🥹🥹 i love him sm!! and i watched the episode where he got kidnapped and it broke my heart into a million pieces, he's so baby :"(