#awful post

[sometimeslapine]

oh yeah? if tummies are so great they should make a tummy 2 *sees a taur for the first time* h

[pinklemonslices]

“rpf is fine.”

-Niko Sasaki, opening google documents to write about Edwin and Charles

[absolutelyzoned]

if im left unattended for too long ill start dry humping my computer

[unlimitedgolden]

i made this as a new banner for myself what do you guys think

[catgirlscratches]

Little girl from 2500: mommy how did we get the last name vriska

Weird tgirl with a breeding kink:

[jofiah]

smoking that shit that made the skyrim shuffle

[millenniumbugs]

They call it shitting your pants and shitting the bed but no one calls it shitting the toilet. Much to think about

[creepymutelilbugger]

went to the store to buy a melon & they had a "personal or mini" one . i treasure this label & want to apply it to many things

[warpstaffs]

Giovanni broadcasting subliminal messages to the rest of team rocket from his gooncave like

[teamdarkweek]

Some phobia headcanons with no particular theme:

I promise

Rouge fears getting dental work done, and she is not actually so fond of truly dark spaces, as she has lived in the city so long.

Most of Shadow's fears are social: people he perceives as high social status being a major one, though he won't show it. Not a fear, but he hates small talk.

Omega doesn't actually have the ability to feel fear, which the others are very jealous of.

[garset-grocery]

In the Pixar Cars universe the Kama Sutra is called the Honda Supra

[endspace-robot]

zetta giving head call that phagocytosis

[absolutelyzoned]

still thinking about that gif of gerard ruffling franks hair. god i wish that were me. i want gerard to pet me i want gerard to call me a good boy i want him to . actually post cancelled guys. forget i said this.

[the-big-doctor]

Nah if you don’t randomly kill off your characters at the rate that GRRM does, but rather than it being for plot it’s for your own amusement, you are not doing it right

the concept of “plot armor” has done irreparable damage to media analysis and literacy. “oh the only reason this character didn’t die is because they need to be alive later in the story” you don’t fucking say.

[planefood]

rules for thee and not for me

[s0up1ta]

"so grunkle ford how do you know bill?"

"... that's not important."