#awesomewing

[granma-sweetie]

i was literally iust in twelfe night what the hell.......

[smaragdine]

OMGGGG THAT THANG IS AWESOMEW

[cipherinator]

ur awesomew

Ur awsesome too

[sovawife]

HI HOPE UR DOING WELL HOW ABOUT.. VENOM FOR THE ASK GAME? :O

THANK U I WILL ALWAYS ANSWER ABT MY AWESOMEW IFE OK HERE WE GO (This is going to get long)

-What made me like them

Ok so my friends were all rlly into Guilty Gear at one point in our server, like two years back, and I had ZERO idea what it was and so they had been talking about it for a while. Eventually I decided to give in and ask if I would like any characters and they all IMMEDIATELY gave me Venom and I looked him up and I was like welp. I guess this is my life now!! And then it spiraled because they all said he was like Yone and here I am now :')

-My favorite thing about them

HE GETS TO BE HAPPY. HE USED TO BE AN ASSASSIN BUT THEN HE GOT TO RETIRE AND BE A BAKER. and hes also good with kids in one of his non canon endings he adopts an orphan (he's also one) and it's so cute 🥺 I wish that ending was canon... might just make it canon Venom we have a child now

-Nicknames we have for each other

Metallica calls him Venny, Ven, honey, dear, sweetie, Venom calls him Mel, darling, dear, my love

-A headcanon of our relationship/friendship

Mel will often try to cook lunch for Venom, only to be a terrible cook (his super strength does not help) and he burns the food LOL

-My favorite image of them

Poor boy is about to get plastic surgery'd LMAOGKDSGOSD

-Anything else!

I love my beautiful wife thank you

[pillarofna]

cool awesomew i went to the beach to watch the sunset and it started literally POURING rain on me and all my shit and in my rush to put my shit in my backpack so hopefully it wouldnt get ruined i knocked over my full cup of starbucks coffee that was supposed to make me not want to kms today and now im just sitting in my car crying. like what a joke my life is

[superchat]

That "life so cool awesomew" post was made dripping with sarcasm

[drinkybirdz]

omg awesomew my adblockers i can manually block out the little new. fuck you new

[moothmoon]

fuck transphobes but having a thousand clones would be awesomew

* theresh meow 999 meowre annoying catgirls

* very gay makeout sessions

* somewhow were all functionyal enyough to work so we would all form little polycules and live together with actually liveable ameownts of meowny

* abandonmewnt issues nyon existant. theres 999 other of mew and mew loves mewself

[plantahmane]

The world you live in.

[chasingtidesandtumbleweeds]

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[kog0ruhn]

The AwesoMew Headcanons (#379235)

For the sake of your review, I’m going to be breaking my usual template a bit. It seems the main goal is headcanons, and so I’ll sum up all of the dragons proffered to me for this adventure with a couple of simple words: Holy shit. I do not know where you found such beautiful babies, but I am oozing envy right now. Apera and the As-of-Yet-Unnamed-Coatl are a couple of lair acquisition goals in particular. I also got to say that I like the implied lore I’ve picked up from the bits and pieces of your impressive WIP, as the concept of ordinary dragons living ordinary lives is something that seems immensely interesting amid all the big, epic clan lores that exist, rife with eldritch horrors and assassins and cults (to list stuff from my own lair).

You have good taste for good dragons, and seem to be on the way to some hella good lore, is what I’m saying. Now, without further ado:

Apera is a beautiful dragon, and a fine example of a XXX dragon that is far from boring. This is helped by the contrast provided by her orca, I think, with the stark black and white and the patterning of her python and morph helping to keep her from looking flat and “same-y.” 

Headcanon 1: Apera is every bit the dry and practical dragon one would expect of an ice clan, but she also has an appreciation for fine arts and a knack of music. She acts as a performing bard at Sunder’s Inn, regaling visitors with beautiful violin tunes she carefully crafted like a mathematical formula. While she prefers classier stuff, she occasionally throws out the bawdy drinking tune since it gets her more tips.

Headcanon 2: Apera is also a skilled mage, with as much of a talent for necromancy as the violin. Granted, she lives a boring life as a tavern performer and uses this skill mostly to coerce spirits to play back-up instruments to realize her grand dream. Nobody knows it’s technically necromancy, though. She throws out “telekinesis” a lot when asked how she does it.

Again with the pretty triples! This girl you sent me to headcanon is absolutely gorgeous, with soft colors and the perfect genes to, yet again, keep her from looking too flat and solid. There’s a lot of visual interest on her by using genes that play to the secondary colors attributed to banana without delving into that weird brown “splotched fruit” territory that a lot of the original genes had with it.

Headcanon 1: Aurel is a soft-spoken and kindly dragon who works as an ecologist and ranger as a way to cater to her flight’s culture of preservation, without actually imprisoning or harming anything. Whereas other Ice dragons freeze and cage the things they want to preserve and catalog, Aurel maintains the woods around Thunder Hollow through educating others and enforcing her own personal law. Because of her flight’s cultural views of laws, she can sometimes be too strict.

Headcanon 2: She tends to hand around Sunder’s Inn in her off hours because it’s often the closest place to get food and drink after a long day of work. Usually, she’s too tired to even make it back to her den. Though she has her own

Grapefruit is one of those colors that I don’t think gets enough love. The soft orange-pinks on the wing and chest fuzz is absolutely darling, and I adore the way the darker yellow inside the rosettes of his jaguar match his uncommon Light eyes. 

Headcanon 1: Proximus is a beekeeper. He has an apiary in a more secluded section of the woods, which he maintains with the help of a Bumble he keeps as a pet. His income is primarily made through jarring and selling honey to nearby dragons, though he keeps a small stash for himself because of his own sweet tooth.

Headcanon 2: Though nobody would expect it from somebody as sweet as Proximus, he also produces the majority of the harder drinks for Sunder’s Inn. Where there’s honey, there’s mead, and he is extremely proud of his special recipes that he’s come up with over the years. There’s dozens--berry mead, spiced mead, “extra strength” mead--and he always keeps at least one bottle of every batch for himself.

He has no name, but he’s absolutely gorgeous. I absolutely adore him and his colors, his crisp and clean-lined genes, and the fact he is mostly grayscale with just a splash of color in his tert and eyes. The black of his butterfly gives him wonderful contrast, and his dark Arcane eyes are a far better fit for his muted color scheme than the typical, common pink eyes. 

Headcanon 1: This unnamed boy is a jeweler. In addition to being a wonderful artisan, he’s got a great eye for quality and is often used to appraise any pretty rocks or precious gems that younger dragons find. While he’s not exactly a master at the actual art of making jewellery, he’s very good at intricate wire wrapping of gemstones for pendants and necklaces.

Headcanon 2: He lives towards the ocean because he’s fascinated by what the sea has to offer to his craft. Pearls and shells, specifically, and he really has a fascination with abalone. Because he crosses paths with them so much, he’s on good terms with most of Clan Tidesong, and they’re among some of his best customers.

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[worldnewsinpictures]

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[thedaveandkimmershow]

The last great toy I wanted for Christmas was this thing called Total Control Racing. T. C. R.

Maybe you remember it. They used to have ads for it all the time on TV back in the day.

Now, this wasn’t slot cars. No. Santa’d already given me one of those and I totally loved it

But this.

This was cars on a track with no slots. This was cars that could change lanes at will. At my will.

Total. Control. Racing.

And I completely wanted it.

For crying out loud, this was just like the Indy 500.

Just like that. In my own home.

Yeah. My want for TCR was pure, unadulterated. It was Want for Want’s sake.

Later, I’d come to realize that such Want was like the desires of collectors. There was no intention to interact, to use, to partake... there was only this need to possess. Like Jabba the Hut in Star Wars, Episode VI.

And I was okay with that.

Anyway... this one year it finally happened.

Under the tree, wrapped in just the way that Santa does, was a gift of appropriate proportion. Obviously a box, it was the right size box for a Total Control RAcing set.

Give it a little shake and...

Yeah.

There were tracks in there. There were cars. There were those cool controllers I could use to change speed and change lanes.

This. Was it.

Santa’d finally delivered.

So I pull off the bow. Clip the ribbon off. Carefully undo the wrapping paper for later use. And there it was!

The last great toy I wanted for Christmas.

It came late, if you haven’t guessed already. This actually happened around the five-year mark of being married to Kimmer. Which is some kinda coincidence ‘cause Kimmer also knew how much I coveted this thing. 

Still. 

Santa totally remembered.

I still have it, by the way. When I first got it, I set it up in our guest room, middle of the floor. I remember once the neighbor girl from across the street came over with her brother and played the heck out of it. 

Since then, it’s been in storage. A few years ago, I brought it back to the house. It’s here in the office with me, original box, tucked neatly under the couch with “TCR” right where I can see it. 

One of these days, I’ll pull all the pieces out again. Set ‘em up. See if it all works. See if the magic’s still there.

I suspect, though, that the magic’s in just knowing I have it.

:-)

[dachshundsareawesome]

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[worldnewsinpictures]

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